Everyday life at Midtown High School

"Mr. Osborne, what do you think of Mr. Tony Stark's son Vinnie Stark coming out?"

"Sorry, this has nothing to do with me. I can only say that it is his freedom."

"Mr. Osborne, do you know that Mr. Tony Stark, our Iron Man, had an affair with Captain America not long ago?"

"It's understandable. After all, they are father and son, and there are genetic factors."

"Mr. Osborne, what do you think of your son, Harry Osborn coming out of the closet?"

"...I don't want to talk about it."

"Mr. Osborne, based on genetic factors, when do you plan to come out?"

"..."

Pooh was planning to make another trip to Osborne to find Harry when he saw the interview on YouTube.

But after seeing this interview video, he completely lost hope for today's action...

That respectable female reporter who can dig holes turned Norman Osborn's face blue with anger.

Especially the last sentence "When are you going to come out?", I feel that Norman will turn into the Green Goblin in the next second and throw a pumpkin bomb.

It is conceivable that in the short term, his mood will not be very good.

Therefore, Pooh's good idea of ​​"Uncle Osborne is in a good mood today, let me go to see Harry" unfortunately fell through.

As expected, he once again failed to return from Osborne's gate.

Moreover, this time, he didn't even see Norman Osborn's face, he was rejected only at the front desk.

Of course, after he walked out of Osborn lonely, those gossip and gossip magazines immediately added fuel and swearing: Little Mr. Stark grabbed Norman Osborn's sleeve sadly, crying and begging to see him Boyfriends, but both were ruthlessly rejected by Mr. Osborne.

After telling the above stories, the group of paparazzi reporters still expressed their concerns about Mr. Stark's love in a sympathetic tone. At the same time, they gave Norman Osborn the "stubborn, old-fashioned, stick-beating" Mandarin ducks' and other evaluations.

"If I really want to do what is written in the newspaper, I will definitely go straight up and hug my thigh."

Pooh sighed.

"I swear, if you are so embarrassing, I will definitely drive you out of the house."

Tony answered vaguely while biting into an oversized donut.

"If it worked, maybe I'd give it a try. But why try when I know it won't work? You know, Mr. Osborne hasn't liked me at all since I was a kid. It's weird... Say , What is that look in your eyes? I was so beautiful when I was a child, you have never seen it, I was so cute at that time. But even so, he didn't like me much... So, I think, no matter what I No matter what, he won't let me be with Harry."

Pooh shrugged nonchalantly: "Since the premise is already there, why should I make him happy?"

"There's really no need to make him happy. You're not dating him."

Tony agreed very much, and even added fuel to the fire with random ideas: "Can I help you think of a few more ideas that will make him even more unhappy?"

"Thanks, I'm more worried about Harry now, and I don't have time to talk to him."

"But Norman won't let you see Harry at all, what should we do?"

"Love gave me wings, and brick walls can't stop love."

Pooh clenched his fists and said emotionally: "The hazy night can cover their eyes for me. Rather than living in this world because of not getting love, it is better to die under the sword of the enemy."

"speak English."

"I plan to go tonight and go directly to Harry secretly."

"secretly?"

"It's pretty romantic, isn't it?"

"It's pretty damning. Have you forgotten who Norman Osborn is? Although he got an amnesty from the military, everyone knows what kind of guy he is. Think about it, the name of the Green Goblin Head, do you think it's just used to scare people?"

"But when the prince saves the princess, there will always be a dragon by his side."

"...I hate these fairy tales that lie to children."

"Come on, what's wrong with fairy tales? Fairy tales have philosophy. And, Tony, instead of worrying about me, think about yourself."

"What can I think about?"

Tony looked up in surprise.

"Well... let's talk privately, do you like the captain or the Winter Soldier?" Pooh tentatively asked.

God knows, he was going to be worried to death recently, and finally helped his father and the captain settle the (marriage), only to find out, 'Oh, my dad is a big carrot, and he seems to be getting together with the captain's little bamboo horse again'.

"Pfft!" Tony sprayed the coffee directly.

He stared at his son in disbelief: "What the hell is going on in your head all day long? The Winter Soldier and I? We've only known each other for a few days? Why don't you miss me, Hawkeye, Banner, and Thor?"

"What? You're still with Hawkeye, Banner, Saul..." Pooh couldn't keep his mouth shut in shock.

"Nonsense, I'm just giving an example!" Tony was about to die of anger: "In your eyes, am I such a casual person?"

"Yes." Pooh replied.

Tony: "..."

"Honestly, Tony." Pooh sighed and said, "I really don't want to hurt you, but now, I have no choice but to seriously present the facts and reason with you."

Tony: ...what the hell?

On the other end, Pooh solemnly took out a small notebook from his schoolbag.

He lowered his head, turned to one of the pages and said, "I have carefully counted your strengths and weaknesses..."

"Wait, wait! Are you kidding me? I have flaws? Impossible!" Tony said in surprise.

Pooh gave him a sharp white eye: "Stop making trouble, of course you have, and there are quite a few."

Tony curled his lips in disdain, and went to drink water on his own.

If he hadn't tilted his head slightly and pricked up his ears, Pooh would probably have believed more in his so-called 'I can't have flaws' declaration.

"The advantages are obvious."

Pooh looked down at the notebook, tapped on the notebook and said: "Brilliant, handsome and rich, one of the best scientists on earth, almost omnipotent in professional fields, and a superhero, the kind who can save the world.

Tony snorted twice, and raised his chin quite proudly.

"The shortcomings are also obvious."

Pooh bit his lower lip and said: "Daily life is boring, things are left everywhere, work and rest hours are irregular, and you don't even remember your social security number, and you can't expect you to remember your lover's birthday, acquaintance anniversary, date anniversary, etc. Valentine's Day or something..."

"Lover's birthday? I don't think 70th or 80th birthdays are any better. OK, I will remember to celebrate Steve's [-]th birthday." Tony said jokingly.

"Anyway, don't you see anything wrong?" Pooh asked solemnly.

"What's wrong?" Tony asked confusedly.

"Maybe you're the best in technology, but in life you're an idiot who needs to be taken care of."

Pooh said very bluntly: "Think about it for yourself, if you want to get married, do you need a partner who can make delicious toast sandwiches, or a partner who makes armor?"

Tony: ...I choose the latter.

"Dad, admit it!"

Pooh held his old father's hand and said earnestly: "Maybe you are talented, maybe you are invincible, but in the marriage and love market, you are a disadvantaged group, and you are the chosen one!"

Tony: ...I almost believed it.

"Stop talking nonsense, bastard, you don't know how popular I am, and countless girls are crying to marry me."

"It's the money to marry you!"

"Hello, I'm your father."

"That's right, that's why I earnestly advise you not to fall in love with someone else just because the Winter Soldier is handsome. To be able to deceive a captain's lover is already a milestone masterpiece in the love history of your life."

"Who the hell told you that I'm going to empathize with that Winter Soldier?"

Tony asked sadly and indignantly.

"Uh..." Pooh's expression froze for a moment.

Do you want to honestly answer 'I made it up out of thin air'? ! !

Ignoring for the time being the intricate relationship of the Avengers Tower in recent days, let us return to the day when the president was kidnapped.

When Steve wiped out Killian's Extremis fighters and returned to the Avengers Building...

Killian and Magneto, along with some mutants from the Brotherhood, are facing off against Professor Charles, as well as the X-Men.

At the earliest time, some members of the Mutant Brotherhood led by Magneto distracted everyone's attention. Mystique took the opportunity to successfully kidnap the president, and Killian arrived later.

At that time, the president was sitting obediently on a chair not far away, holding a half-eaten hamburger and a glass of boiled water in his hand, waiting blankly to be rescued by a superhero, or completely captured or even killed by a supervillain.

Killian is texting Tony.

Without Pooh as a bargaining chip, he planned to use the president to lure Iron Man out.

But based on some previous communication problems, Tony seemed to block him, and he couldn't be contacted for a while.

On the other end, Magneto handed a check directly to Professor Charles: "Money for corn and wheat this month."

Killian: ...? ? ?

Professor Charles took the check in confusion: "What?"

Then, he reacted all of a sudden, supported his head with his hands with a headache, and said helplessly, "Is it your employment money? Are you sure you want to give it all to me?"

"The money is earned, and it was originally used to spend it. Besides, your corn is really delicious." Magneto said naturally.

"First of all, I don't accept stolen money; secondly, I don't want to do business with kidnappers, you will cause me to be misunderstood as being with you; finally, the money is not enough, you have ruined more than one field a while ago. "

"I owe it first."

Magneto ignored the first two reasons and said: "I only have stolen money, you can take it or not."

"I didn't come to chat with you, Magneto," Killian said angrily.

"Yes, you asked me to help you kidnap the president, but didn't I finish it for you?" Magneto pointed to the president on the chair next to him, and said confidently: "Now is my private time, I want to chat Just chat, you don't care."

Killian looked at him with an expression of disbelief: "But don't you guys fight? Aren't you dead enemies?"

The president couldn't help but interjected: "Everyone is an adult, what's the matter, can't we sit down and talk about it?"

"Shut up and eat your burger!" Killian yelled viciously.

The president flinched in fright, and took a bite of the hamburger without appetite.

"Would you like some sweet corn?"

Professor Charles asked with concern: "It's not nutritious to only eat hamburgers."

"Then get one." Magneto said reluctantly.

"No." The professor replied coldly.

"Yousonofabitch. Magneto!"

Unwilling to be lonely, Killian complained angrily: "You are the most unprofessional guy I have ever seen!"

Unexpectedly, Magneto turned his face immediately.

He stretched out his hand, lifted an iron chair, and smashed it hard.

When Magneto angrily tied Killian with iron bars, claiming that the other party had slandered his reputation...

The president has finished a hamburger with a sweet corn.

Later, when he left under the escort of the US military, he left a very sincere blessing to the two mutant leaders: "May your friendship last forever!"

And this is the fundamental reason why the party at the other end of the Avengers Building can be held smoothly, lively, and without any worries.