The host is a willful great devil

【6】

Gu Yan's cooking skills... um, how should I put it?

He is best at cooking instant noodles and quick-frozen dumplings, and the only stir-fried dish he can handle is tomato scrambled eggs.

Others, although they are not too messy to be horrible, anyway, after making them, he eats them casually and then throws them away in distaste.Over time, Gu Yan, who deeply felt that self-cooking was a waste of ingredients, always ordered takeout, ordering takeout, ordering takeout.

However, now that there is a child with a "violent" body in the family, it is definitely not acceptable to always eat takeaway.Seeing that he accidentally punctured the heart of the poached egg while turning it over, the originally shapeless poached egg really has neither "pouch" nor "package", and it is just... barely an "egg". Melancholy.

I have tried to fry dozens of poached eggs in my life, but they all ended up like this.

Thinking about his man, he can actually make something as high-end as a rose cake... Ah, Lu Li's rose cake, I really want to eat it.

For the first time in his life, Gu Yan, who really disliked his cooking skills, looked at the unappealing poached eggs on the plate, tore off a small piece, tasted it himself first, and gave a two-word evaluation, it was okay.Anyway, I can eat it.

He went out to find Mo Bai with the plate, and found that this guy probably didn't care about "I three you one".I just hugged the bag of dried fish in my arms and ate one after another very happily, completely ignoring the light waves of resentment from the oranges.

Put the plate on the coffee table, grab the small dried fish bag and go into the kitchen, take out a few and put them in the orange food plate, then greet the oranges, seal the bag and put it back in the refrigerator, holding it with Mobai The plate sat at the dining table, and first pulled a small piece with chopsticks and brought it to his mouth, "Mobai, try it?"

Mo Bai leaned over, sniffed it, then retracted, "It smells so strange. I don't want to eat it."

Gu Yan subconsciously sniffed it under his nose, and persuaded him carefully, "Mobai, you have become a human now, you can no longer eat cat food all day long, you know? Eat and watch, maybe you will feel tasty."

After speaking, Gu Yan deeply doubted himself.tasty?Can this thing that you fry by yourself be considered "delicious"? ...Well, in order to cultivate Mo Bai's interest in human food, it seems necessary to improve his cooking skills.

After Gu Yan's persuasion, he almost stuffed it into his mouth, Mo Bai finally wrinkled his face, and took a bite.

"How?" Gu Yan looked expectant.

"Meow....It's not tasty. I want to eat fish."

Gu Yan decisively took out his mobile phone and ordered a signature dish of a very famous nearby restaurant, steamed sea bass.Congratulations, Xiao Mobai likes it so much that he even drank the soup - soaked rice.

Mobai's transformation campaign, the first step, the initial results!

After packing up the dishes and returning to the living room, Gu Yan found that Mo Bai ran to the cat mat on the window sill of the bay window again, hugged himself into a ball, and wrapped his tail around, as if he had fallen asleep.Gu Yan, whose heart softened into a pool of spring water, walked over lightly, and carefully picked him up.Although cats are extremely sensitive animals, both Mobai and Juzi trust Gu Yan, the shit-shoveling officer—although they still look disgusted when they should be disgusted, so although they are touched, they will not be anyone else except Gu Yan Thinking, Mo Bai opened his eyes, glanced at Gu Yan, weakly "meowed" as if he was dissatisfied because his dream was awakened, and arched his furry head into Gu Yan's arms, wanting to continue sleeping.

"Baby, let's go to bed."

As soon as he touched the bed, Mo Bai immediately rolled himself into a ball again.Gu Yan took a pillow and put it under his head, then covered him with a quilt, and then sat on the edge of the bed and watched silently.

After living for more than 500 years, a "son" suddenly appeared.Although I was jumping around, although I was at a loss, although... my heart was still lumpy, but...

"Honey, thank you." Gu Yan leaned over and gently pressed a kiss on the sleeping face of little Mo Bai'an.

The afternoon sun was just right, and the well-fed oranges were already sleeping on the cat mat on the window sill full of sunlight.Gu Yan, who was finally free, felt a headache when he thought about the untouched 15000-code task.

Turn on the computer, enter the background, and clean up the messages first.

There are many people who are popular.Every day at regular intervals, I go to Gu Yan's newly opened serial articles to accuse plagiarism and negative comments. Delete what can be deleted, ignore what can't be deleted, and subjectively block.Especially after coming back this time, Gu Yan felt that he really should thank these people.If I hadn't cultivated a strong heart under their years of torture, I really don't know what would happen to me when I suddenly entered the mission world.

For those with new faces and cute comments, please reply with a few sentences.After all, he replied one by one that he didn't need to do anything else today.

The rest is basically... the comments of fans who really love but scold him all day long...

[Come on!Get my 40m machete!I want to hack this scumbag to death! ]

[Big!What about the sweet text? !When it's over, when it's over, you fucking feed me a mouthful of glass shards? !If you don't change your country, your temperament will never change. If my mother still believes that you can write sweet articles, then... just... woo woo woo!Big brother, I beg you to make a special episode!The sweet kind! ]

[Ask for an extra episode!I beg the two to reincarnate and continue their relationship!Otherwise, the blade will serve you! ]

[Aww!My poor Tongtong!why why why!Why is this ending!Let Luo Xiu live a little longer, okay? !Author, I really want to strangle you! ]

That's right, Gu Yan recently wrote a new article about him and Chu Tong.Just finished yesterday.The readers who exaggerated to him the day before yesterday that the master of abusive literature has finally turned to write sweet articles are full of scolding today.

Gu Yan smiled to himself, and updated the following content on the bulletin board:

[More than any of you, I hope that Chu Tong and Luo Xiu can always be together. ]

[High energy warning:]

[The newly opened "Night Apostle" tonight is sweet and cruel. ]

[Jump up to you~wink]

Gu Yan lowered his head and found that Mo Bai, who was sleeping on the bed, was grabbing his thigh with a puzzled look on his face.

Gu Yan: ...

"You want to sleep on my lap?"

Mo Bai looked up at him, and nodded, "But it doesn't seem to work now." The gap looks so small, if you jump into it, you will definitely bump into it, and... it seems like you can't lie down?

Looking at the two fluffy cat ears, Gu Yan decisively unplugged the power cord of the laptop, tidied up the accessories, moved all the things to the bed, set up the lazy table for the bed, rearranged the laptop, and then patted Mo Bai Pat her thigh, "Mobai, come here."

"Meow!" Mo Bai called out, sounding very happy.Jumping onto the bed lightly, Mo Bai lay down between Gu Yan's legs.

Gu Yan: ...

not like this!

And what indescribable position are you resting your head on!Don't move your ears——!

Quickly pushed Mo Bai away, and instructed him to sleep in the correct lying position with his lap on his head. Looking at Mo Bai who was snoring in an instant, and then at his little brother who was about to move, Gu Yan told himself that his mind was calm and cool.

Cats are amazing creatures.Because as long as you don't disturb it, it can sleep through the day without moving as if dead.

Then, in the middle of the night, when the night was quiet, he started acting as a demon.

Gu Yan's legs are numb, bear it.The tailbone hurts from sitting, bear it.But he couldn't bear the increasingly surging desire to urinate.So he touched the sleeping Mo Bai, ready to pee.

The numbness in the legs had passed, but after sitting motionless for more than three hours, when I stood up suddenly, the legs were still soft.Gu Yan was unprepared and almost fell to the ground.Mobai's figure flashed, supporting Gu Yan who was unable to stand still.

Gu Yan put his hand on the top of Mo Bai's head, and touched his ears, "Mo Bai is so powerful~"

"Meow~" Mo Bai raised his small face and smiled brightly, which melted Gu Yan's heart into a mess.

Gu Yan walked to the bathroom as quickly as possible on two weak legs, and Xiao Mobai followed behind with a strange gait on two thin legs.Standing in front of the toilet, Gu Yan couldn't wait to unzip the zipper, and suddenly felt something was wrong!

Little Mobai was also standing by the toilet, staring at him... there with a curious expression on his face.Then, as if he suddenly thought of something, he lifted his clothes, looked down, and then raised his head to look at Gu Yan with a bright smile on his face, "Meow."

What does this "meow" mean, please explain clearly! ! !

Thinking of something again, Gu Yan hurriedly turned his head to look at the door, and sure enough, Juzi was already squatting there with a cute appearance, "watching a big show".

Ahhh——!

Because Mobai has become a human being, Gu Yan, who can no longer see Orange as a simple cat, said that now he focuses on the word "mother" for a female cat!

So Gu Yan zipped up decisively, took Xiao Mobai and sent him out the door, "Don't lift up your clothes!" Then he chased away Orange, closed the bathroom door with a bang, and turned the lock from the inside.

Oh shit.

Gu Yan returned to the toilet and found that he had no desire to urinate at all.I had to stand there and brew again.

As a result, the impact was too great, and I didn't feel anything after brewing for half a minute, but there was the sound of cat litter being scraped outside.This movement... It doesn't seem like an orange can make it.

what--!

Gu Yan, who failed to relieve himself, zipped up the zipper again and rushed out of the bathroom. As expected, the slender boy was standing in the litter box with a gloomy face, circling in circles, squatting several times, but found that he couldn't get in.

nonsense!You are a large creature with a height of 1.5 meters!That's just a 30*40 square small pot!

Crying without tears!

He ran to the litter box and picked up the boy, shook the litter off his feet, and hugged him directly to the toilet to make him stand upright, "Facing this. Align it, look at other places if it is dirty I won't teach you." Gu Yan, a Virgo, said.

"I need to pee." Xiao Mobai raised his face to look at Gu Yan.

"Didn't this make you pee?"

The child had "confused" written all over his face.

Gu Yan broke down and raised his forehead.

"Pee, pee, pee, pee meow!" The boy began to tap his feet anxiously.

Gu Yan took a deep breath, stood behind the young man, lifted the hem of his front shirt, held his right hand and told him to hold on to the place he had just observed with eyes full of novelty, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Accompanied by the sound of rushing water, the young man turned his head to look at Gu Yan, "Master, you poked my waist."