The host is a willful great devil

【5】

"Mobai!" Gu Yan couldn't bear to reprimand him.

When he was a cat, he was mischievous and mischievous all day long, and after he became a human being, he was still like this, and he could tear down the house. "Mobai Transformation Campaign" is urgent!

Mo Bai, who was yelled at, naturally knew that Gu Yan was angry, and immediately discarded the eggshell that made a "caracalla" sound, and habitually rushed to the side of the sofa, intending to hide in the gap under the sofa.

It's just...huh?Why can't I get in? !

Looking at Mo Bai who was pouted and trying to tuck his head under the sofa, Gu Yan almost laughed out loud.Frightened by a sudden "strange creature" in the house, Juzi, who had been hiding under the sofa for a long time, suddenly rushed out, ran into the bedroom, and got under the bed.

Gu Yan: ...

One head and two big.

"Meow! Tail tail tail!" Mo Bai, who was mercilessly pulled back by Gu Yan's tail, let go of his voice and screamed.

Drag the person over and hold him under his armpit to stand up.

"Arms, hang down! Legs, straighten! Tsk, straighten!" Gu Yan tapped Mobai's hands and feet joints, teaching him how to stand like a person.

Mo Bai stood there with an aggrieved face being trained.

"Want to eat canned food?"

Mobai's eyes lit up, and he nodded wildly.

"What about the little fish?"

Nodding wildly, "Meow!"

Gu Yan tapped his forehead, "Say 'yes'! Don't 'meow' again."

Mo Bai frowned slightly, his mouth flattened, as if he was trying to switch the language system, "I want... eat... fish. I want fish! I want fish meow!"

A heart attack!

Gu Yan stretched out his hands to pinch the little boy's plump baby face, and gritted his teeth, "No, yes, 'meow'! Go, stand against the wall, stand up straight, stand for 10 minutes, and I will reward you with a small dried fish. "

"Tired." After standing against the wall for a minute, Mo Bai squatted down again, and even reached out to rub the base of his tail, "The tail hurts."

Gu Yan suddenly realized that because of his tail, Mo Bai actually couldn't stand close to the wall.Standing like that just now, he must have poked the root of his tail.

"Yo, come here and let me have a look."

Mo Bai jumped to the sofa in two steps, and lay on Gu Yan's lap like a cat.Gu Yan looked at the humanoid Mobai on his legs, which was three times the length of the original Mobai's body, and felt very indescribable.The black and white-tipped cat tail dangled back and forth, and the half-length T-shirt was lifted up again, revealing two small, round buttocks.Gu Yan squinted his eyes and licked his lips, slowly stroked from the boy's sunken waist to the base of the tail at the tailbone.The boy's body trembled rapidly as if he had been electrocuted. "It's so comfortable meow...meow..." The soft and waxy boy's voice is mixed with the sound of heaven, so sweet that it can drown people, and it is like a poppy flower, swaying and seductive.

"Crack." A drop of blood bloomed on the young man's white and jade-like waist.

"You beast!" Gu Yan scolded himself viciously, pushed the boy away in a hurry, rushed into the bathroom and pulled out the blood-soaked paper balls stuck in his nostrils, splashed a few handfuls of cold water on them, washed them clean, and grabbed another piece of paper Re-plugged.

Gu Yan looked up at himself in the vanity mirror.

1314: "Pfft."

Gu Yan: "Laughing fart."

1314: "Meow~"

Gu Yan: Damn it, the whole world wants to play me to death.

Turning around, Mo Bai was squatting at the door of the bathroom. "I still need to touch."

"Touch your sister!" Didn't I look hard? !

Gu Yan coldly walked out from Mo Bai, and said to Mo Bai who followed, "Stand up straight! Otherwise there will be no dried fish."

Mo Bai had no choice but to try to stand up.

Gu Yan touched the phone and went back to the sofa to sit down, opened a certain treasure, and clicked on "Children's Clothes".In any case, Xiao Nene is still necessary.If this continues, he really can't guarantee that he won't commit that child molestation crime.

Mo Bai also got on the sofa, huddled around Gu Yan, and finally curled up on the sofa, resting his head on Gu Yan's lap to sleep.After a while, he raised his hand and grabbed Gu Yan's hand, letting him scratch his chin.Gu Yan was scratched twice, and Xiao Mobai's face immediately looked like he was dying.After becoming a human, the structure of the vocal cords is different, and there is no way to make a comfortable "snoring" sound from the throat, but there is still a voice slowly floating out of Mo Bai's mouth——

"Um~~um...meow~~~um~~~~meow..."

Seriously, it's mellow, sultry, nine-turn loop, lingering lingering...

Gu Yan slapped Mo Bai's forehead with a "slap", "Shut up!"

Mo Bai turned his head to look at Gu Yan with an aggrieved face, "You hit me."

"Don't bark! Hold on!" Gu Yan was furious.Do you know how hard it is for me to hold back!ah? !

Mo Bai pouted, and said aggrievedly, "Slave, do you hate me?"

"Who is your slave!" Gu Yan pinched Mo Bai's ear.

"Is that 'papa'?" Mo Bai looked innocent.After all, when the two-legged beast in front of him talks to him, he either calls himself "slave" or "papa".

Gu Yan nodded in satisfaction, "Yes, yes! 'Papa'~"

But he immediately realized that according to the cat's age, Mobai would grow up very quickly...in minutes, he would become his own man.It would be fine if he was always so soft, cute, mentally retarded and easy to bully, but if he quickly became smart... Gu Yan glanced at the dangling tail behind Mo Bai, and slid his Adam's apple.

If he had known today, he would have performed a truncated operation on Mo Bai!Now……

I can only hope that Mobai will not grow "crooked".

Fuck!Am I setting a flag for myself!Gu Yan who suddenly realized this had a look of horror.

"'Papa' is not right, call me 'Master'. I am 'Master', you are my 'pet', my orders are absolute! You must obey me! Otherwise there will be no canned snacks and dried fish! Know Yet?"

Rules are a good thing, and they should be established as early as possible.

"Oh." Mo Bai seemed to understand. "Master, give me a touch~ I'm sleepy."

Gu Yan blinked, what is the causal relationship between these two sentences?

Oh yes, cats are crazy.

"I'll touch it for you, you are not allowed to make strange noises, you know?"

"Meow~"

"Slap" slap, "No meow!"

Mo Bai turned his head and glared at Gu Yan, "It's not me!"

Gu Yan was taken aback for a moment, oh, what you called just now seemed to be oranges?Looking up, I saw Juzi squatting timidly at the door of the bedroom, as if he wanted to come but didn't dare to come.

"Orange~meow~ come here~ don't be afraid, this is Mobai, meow~" Gu Yan immediately softened his tone and waved at Orange.

Mo Bai sat up in a huff, and frowned at Juzi, "Ho—" Juzi went back to the bedroom immediately in fright.

"What are you doing?" Gu Yan pinched Mobai's ears.

Mo Bai turned his head and stared at Gu Yan unkindly, "Master, you treat her better than me. I'm not happy." After speaking, Mo Bai turned his head to the side very arrogantly, puffing his cheeks angrily.

Gu Yan: ...

Cat, cold, arrogant, crazy.His man has been a cat all his life... demon?So, his man will be cold, arrogant, and crazy in his life?

...What the hell? !

Gu Yan, who has always only allowed state officials to set fires and not allow people to light lamps, said, can this be tolerated? !

However, the soft and cute cat's ears were shaking, and the fluffy cat's tail was wagging... Gu Yan decided to accept his fate.

"I can't treat it better than you~ I like Mobai the most~ But oranges are girls. As men, we should be gentle and polite to girls, you know? You have become a human now, and you are more You can't bully Orange. You are my exclusive pet, and Orange is our common pet. Pets are for love, not for fierceness, you know?"

"But you've been pissing me off lately... you always don't give me food, you don't give me water to drink. You always shut me out to feed that little fat man alone... every time I fight with her, you always help her Help me... meow, meow, meow..." Xiao Mobai became sad, and the human language function disappeared, and it began to become a long series of meow, meow, meow, meow.

Gu Yan's heart was soft, and he blamed himself so much that he quickly pulled little Mobai into his arms, "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry! It's my fault, it's all my fault! I promise I will never pretend to be you again! Put it in the cat bag!" Anyway, it probably won't fit in anymore. "Feed and water you on time." Sterilization is not possible anyway. "I also raised you fat and fat for nothing~" Gu Yan paused, "But the fight between you and Juzi... like I said just now, we are boys, and boys are born to protect girls, how can we bully you?" What about them? So in the future, you are never allowed to fight with Juzi, and you are not allowed to yell at Juzi... In short, you can’t do anything that will scare Juzi, you know?"

"Meow, meow, meow..." Xiao Mobai grinned, crying very sadly.

Gu Yan really felt that he probably needed to call an ambulance.There is no one who can cry so cutely.Leaning over, he took out a few tissues from the tissue box on the coffee table, and carefully helped Mo Bai dry his tears, "Good Mobai, don't cry, if you cry like this again, I will 'die'. Would you like to eat the dried fish?"

"Meow! I want fish!" Mo Bai immediately stopped crying and was full of energy.

Gu Yan opened the refrigerator door, and Mo Bai followed behind, letting out an admiring "Meow~woo~!"

In addition to a few eggs in the egg compartment, the refrigerator is filled with all kinds of wet cat food, canned cat food, cat snacks, dried fish... a dazzling array of things to see.Every time Gu Yan opened the refrigerator to find something to eat, but after searching for a long time and found that it was all eaten by cats, he would silently mourn for himself for a while.

"Yuyuyu!" Mo Bai dexterously jumped onto Gu Yan's back, wrapped his legs around him tightly, and reached for the bag of dried fish.

Gu Yan snapped open his hand, "You must ask my permission if you want to eat anything, you understand?"

"Meow..." Mo Bai pursed his mouth, blowing on the back of his hand that was beaten red.Although Gu Yan didn't use much force, Mobai's skin was too tender and white.

"Speak humanly. Do you know, or don't you know?" Gu Yan took out the dried fish, thought for a while before closing the refrigerator door, and took another egg.

"Understood meow."

Gu Yan: Meow, your sister's meow... Ahhh!I'm so cute!

Back to the sofa, Mo Bai dexterously jumped from Gu Yan's body directly back to the sofa, and squatted there like a cat, waiting to be fed the dried fish.Gu Yan stretched out his hand and tore off his legs, making him sit like a human.Then he took out the dried fish one by one, "This is one dried fish, two dried fish, and three dried fish. You, eat three dried fish and feed one to the orange. Do you understand?"

Mo Bai blinked and looked at Gu Yan, obviously confused.

Gu Yan sighed, and re-lighted the three small dried fishes lined up on the coffee table, "One, two, three. You eat these, give these to the orange."

"Meow." After meow, Mo Bai consciously switched back to human language, "Got it meow."

So cute.Gu Yan couldn't hold back, went up and kissed the child on the forehead, then went into the bedroom and carried Orange out, coaxed him with the dried fish for a while, and asked Mo Bai to follow suit, Orange was finally not afraid of this "stranger" creature", but still squatted on the farthest corner of the coffee table warily, staring at Mobai.

Gu Yan licked the orange and squeezed Mobai's ear, "Get along well, you eat three, and feed one orange. I'll make you something else delicious."

"Little Fatty, here's the fish." Sitting on the sofa, Mo Bai dangled his legs, held a small dried fish in his mouth, and handed an orange.

chubby.

Gu Yan couldn't help imagining that if one day the orange also turned into a human with a whimper... the picture is so beautiful that I dare not imagine it.

ah!Speaking of which, don't I sleep naked in front of a girl every day, squat on the toilet without closing the door, and take a shower without closing the door... What the hell? ! !

If the orange can also become a person, then let's do it again and end it by ourselves.

Gu Yan carried the eggs into the kitchen exhaustedly.