The host is a willful great devil

【7】

Gu Yan's old face turned into a tomato, kicked the boy who had finished peeing out of the bathroom, locked the door, and sat on the toilet to "embrace and weep" with his brother.

Although I have been with his man for more than 500 years, I have unlocked all the novel poses and props, but... when you have nothing to do, piss...

He is still a child! ! !What were you thinking just now? ! !Gu Yan despises himself.

Because of the tail!The black-white tail is worn between his legs!Move back and forth against the crotch!He is a healthy man!Is it strange that there is no response? !

Gu Yan, who was doing mechanical movements with his hands, somehow came up with the scene of a man standing behind him peeing... Then he spit out with a jerk.

Gu Yan: ...

What a shame! ! !

The backlog of desire was exhausted, and the desire to urinate after being frightened back surged up again.Gu Yan stood there and let the water go, when 1314 suddenly said something.

"It's almost like being fucked and pissed."

Gu Yan: ...

It was as if the faucet was suddenly screwed to death, and the smooth water column suddenly broke.

Shouting to vent, calling 1314 out to strip its fur, and yelling... All kinds of intense emotions surged up in his mind for a moment, but after cooling down, Gu Yan felt speechless, only felt that his brother was going to be killed by this A group of little beasts teamed up to play waste.

Walked out of the bathroom like a defeated dog, returned to the bed like a ghost, opened a blank document, and Gu Yan started to let go of his own work - stewed meat, protagonist: 1314, attributes: no matter how you play it, it will not break the shake M scum Cheap temptations, remarks: Gong is a big man who picks his feet, and is so ugly that he hates everyone.

1314: ...! ! !

1314: "The host please forgive me! 1314 is wrong~!"

Gu Yan: Hmph, it doesn't work.

"Master, what are you writing?" Mo Bai's voice suddenly sounded.

Gu Yan was startled, and turned his head to see Mo Bai rubbing aside, staring at the laptop screen intently. With a snap of the notebook, Gu Yan's face turned pale, "You, what did you see?!" But after thinking about it, he suddenly realized that this little guy can't read yet, right?Well, I should take the time to teach him how to read... Huh?Wait, if Mo Bai can read and understand the content of his daily code words... This is not a big problem, after all, his own writing is very clear now that crabs are rampant.The problem is the smoky comment area!The rotten girls with big brains are so filthy!As a man, Gu Yan would blush when he saw it!I'm afraid that Mo Bai will be taught badly by these rotten women who are like wolves and tigers...

Well, the words still need to be recognized.Just don't let him touch the computer~

Mo Bai: "I saw the sentence 'The big man straightened his waist, and he stabbed the [beep——] of [beep——] into the [beep——] of 1314 [beep——]'. Then you put it Close meow."

Gu Yan: ...

This day can't be passed! ! !

Why does Mo Bai know how to read without any common sense! ! !

why! ! !

And how did you repeat such a vicious sentence verbatim without blushing or beating your heart? !

Young man, you are different from ordinary people!

...Well, it was not an ordinary person.

"You know how to read?" Gu Yan's face was clouded.

"Yeah." Mo Bai nodded calmly, "But it seems that not everyone recognizes them. I don't recognize this one." He pointed to the logo of the notebook, which has been artistically designed and has become more graphic "VAIO".

It’s already been graphed, and it’s amazing to be able to recognize the characters, okay? !It's also English!

Gu Yan felt his head was going to explode and he needed to calm down.

However, Mo Bai didn't want to let him calm down, and asked with a pure face, "Master, what is [beep——]?"

Gu Yan, who was hit violently, was foaming at the mouth.

He grabbed Mobai's collar and pulled him over viciously, "Are you fucking kidding me?! It's fun?! Ah?!"

"Meow." Mobai let out a slight cry.

"Don't be fucking cute with me anymore! I don't like this! I find that you are getting more and more wicked, huh?! Are you happy to play me around?! You want to drive me crazy, don't you? You fucking want to...!" Gu Yan, who was on the verge of going berserk, yelled at Mo Bai hysterically.Even if the big teardrops had already slipped from Mo Bai's beautiful eyes, even if Mo Bai was screaming tremblingly and grinning all the time, it didn't work.So Gu Yan yelled halfway, his hands were empty, and the boy Mo Bai suddenly turned back into the cute cat Mo Bai, plopped from mid-air and fell on the bed, then quickly got up, jumped out of the bed, and ran away.

Gu Yan: ...

"Ah!" Gu Yan yelled, covering his head.Turn on the computer and get angry and code words.

I ate lunch with Mo Bai, and I was alone again at the dinner table, and suddenly felt a little deserted.After eating the quick-frozen dumplings and returning to the table to type, the sun had already set and there was no heat source, and the orange ran over to lie on the keyboard, and then was hugged by Gu Yan and placed on his lap.After it was over, Gu Yan scratched his face and let a "little girl" sleep next to him...?So Gu Yan moved the orange from the thigh to the knee.However, there is always a tendency to slide down in that position, and it is not wide enough. Orange feels uncomfortable, so she crawls back to the root of her thigh decisively and lies down comfortably.

Gu Yan: ...

Well, to paraphrase a lyric, I think too much~

The 15000-word update task is completed, published, and slept.

But after turning off the lights and waiting for a while, Mo Bai disappeared for a long time, and Mo Bai didn't sneak up on the bed to sleep together with Gu Yan.

Cold and lonely.

tossing and turning.

Gu Yan got up and turned on the light, "Mobai~Mobai~" searched all over the room.It's been seven months, it's a big cat, and it's not too small, where is it hiding?In the middle of the night, Gu Yan, who turned the house upside down, stood in the living room exhausted physically and mentally.

"Mobai, I was wrong. I shouldn't have yelled at you. It's all my fault. You think I'm mentally ill, please forgive me? Come and sleep with me, I can't sleep without you..."

no respond.

Gu Yan hugged Orange on the sofa, "Ge You paralyzed", "Orange, can you tell me where Mo Bai is hiding?"

The 12-jin orange was pressed against Gu Yan's chest to sleep peacefully.

"Orange, you are too fat. You are only 1 year old, and you have diabetes. Especially with your gene, ten oranges and nine fat, you have to pay more attention, you know? You see, Mo Bai controls his weight very well... Mo Bai Bai, where are you?"

Code words are a very exhausting thing, not to mention that today is a day of chaos and restlessness. Look at the time, it is 2:[-] in the middle of the night.Gu Yan pinched the bridge of his nose and went back to the bedroom.

Hearing the sound of cat litter being scratched in a daze, Gu Yan jumped out of bed and rushed to the side of the cat litter box with a sensitivity comparable to Mo Nian's period.But when he turned on the light and saw Orange's figure, unconcealable disappointment appeared on Gu Yan's face. The orange queen, who was peeped by the servants during the "Come out", squatted in the litter box and "meowed" at Gu Yan. Gu Yan turned around blankly and turned off the lights, and dangling back to the bedroom.

Because Gu Yan doesn't like to draw the curtains when he sleeps, so Gu Yan wakes up when the light stimulates him.Check the time, it's a little past 5 o'clock.

"Mobai? Mobai?"

Gu Yan, who ransacked the house again, sat down on the sofa, panicking.It's not that he hasn't panicked, he has panicked in every world, but he has never panicked like this.Because he has never been so afraid of "losing".Even in the original world, he almost lost Mo Bai, and at that time Mo Bai really had a brush with death.

But now, Mobai is more important to him than the original Mobai.

That's why Gu Yan panicked, panicked in a state of ignorance, panicked in a blank space, panicked to the point where his breath was blocked and his blood was surging.

"Sansan, is there really nothing you can do? Where is it hiding? Can you help me find it. This house is just over 60 square meters, and I really almost have to lift the floor."

1314: "1314 really has no positioning function."

Gu Yan: "What's the use of you."

1314: ...

Gu Yan: ...

Gu Yan: "I'm sorry."

1314: "It's okay, host. 1314 really can't help you. What you said is the truth."

"I can't seem to control my emotions more and more... I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Gu Yan bent his back and buried his face in his palms, and said repeatedly, he didn't know whether it was to 1314 or Mobai .

1314: "Master, don't worry. It's like when you really want to find something, you can't find it. When you don't need it, maybe you can see it somewhere?"

Gu Yan: "But it has never used cat litter. This is very abnormal!"

Gu Yan looked at the open window, walked over quickly nervously, and looked down with his probe. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he didn't see the cat's dead body falling from the sky.

After all, it was the end of May, and it was hot, but it was not enough to turn on the air conditioner, so Gu Yan kept the windows open.He lived on the 5th floor, and he was worried that Mobai and Orange would fall if he just opened the window, but these two cat spirits were not close to the window at all.Although they often put their front paws on the window sill to look at the scenery downstairs, but when Gu Yan picked them up and sent them out, both of them would show their paws mercilessly at Gu Yan, as if "a dog slave dares to murder me".So Gu Yan, who had been watching for a long time, opened the window with confidence.

Mo Bai, can't you really run out of the window?This is the 16th floor... No, no, no.Falling from this height will undoubtedly kill you.Cats have nine lives and everything is false, if Mo Bai really jumped, he would have received the 1314 alarm.

Gu Yan stretched out his corpse on the sofa, yelled Mobai twice when he had strength, and stared at the ceiling in silence when he was tired.

Before eight o'clock, the courier brother knocked on the door.The new kitty kit I ordered yesterday arrived.Food that needs to be refrigerated is put in the refrigerator, utensils that need to be sterilized and cleaned, and there are a bunch of high-consumables - cat teasing sticks.Gu Yan called Mo Bai while unpacking,

"Mobai, there are canned food and dried fish~"

"Mobai, come and take a look at the new cat litter box I bought for you. It's a hit 'Snow House'. You'll love it. It's not normal that you haven't pooped for so long."

"Mobai~look there are so many cat teasers here~ Don't you like this one the most? Come here, I'll play with you~"

Gu Yan sat on the sofa shaking the cat teaser, the bell jingled, but only oranges came out.

Gu Yan: ...

The second courier arrived, and it was the little underwear that Gu Yan bought for the boy Mo Bai.

Gu Yan unpacked the package, and held up the little Nei Nei with the cat's head printed on it in front of his eyes.

Everything is there, but the cat and the child bought for it/him are gone.

"Mobai—! You fucking died—!" Gu Yan shouted in a broken voice.

1314: "The host is great! You can't do this, what if you scare it and won't come out?"

"Is he really still here? Still in this world?" Gu Yan's voice trembled.

When he came, Gu Yan was angry.But if he leaves and leaves Gu Yan himself in this world...

"Master, host, calm down. Calm down. The mission target is of course in the same world as you. Otherwise, you would have been forced to quit long ago."

"I can't believe anything! I don't dare to do anything! No common sense! No logic! Nothing!... He is a cat, he is a cat. How about yelling at him... Am I crazy?"

1314: ...

By the looks of it, yes.

no tears.Sad to no tears.Gu Yan also couldn't tell what it was, not only could he not find Mobai, there was a lot of backlog stuff stuck in his throat, he wanted to shout, but he couldn't.

The anti-theft door made a strange noise.Gu Yan was taken aback, got up and looked closer to the cat's eyes, but there was no one outside the door.Gu Yan frowned, turned around, and the door made a strange sound again.

Kind of like... cat scratching.

Gu Yan suddenly turned around and opened the door.

Originally, Mobai, who had a black back and a white belly, looked like a coal digger who came out of a coal mine. His body was dirty, but his sitting posture was still obedient, with a... mouse in his mouth.

Gu Yan: ...

Mo Bai's whole body was moving, gasping for breath.This is... climbing 16 flights of stairs with a mouse in its mouth? !

Mo Bai lowered his head, put the mouse on the ground, raised one front paw to hold it down, and raised his head to "meow" at Gu Yan.

Gu Yan burst into tears instantly.

There is a saying on the Internet about cats giving mice as gifts to their owners——

Dead slave, I personally caught a mouse for you.I have given you all my favorites, so don't be angry, just smile.

The author has something to say: success before 0:[-]!yeah!

small theater:

【background】:

Mud Sauce: Let's discuss, how about selling this kitten to me... (covers nose)

Mr. Yuelian: The cat owner said that he has been too cute to take care of himself, please contact the cat owner by yourself.

Mud Sauce: I can't contact Gu Yan directly, please tell him how much you want to sell this cat, and I will send him 10 more kittens →_→

[drama]

Gu Yan (shaking the cat stick): I heard that someone wants to buy you from me.Ask the price at will, and also come with 10 kittens.

His eyes are full of black ink that is funny to cats, pounce!

Pounced empty.

Gu Yan (shaking the cat stick): How about 100 million?The 10 little milk cats included are required to be purebred puppets~ah~ It is my long-cherished wish to raise a noble cat with stars and seas in its blue eyes!And with 100 million, this year I don’t need to code every day, I can just let loose and suck cats every day~

Seeing the cat teasing stick being held high by Gu Yan, Mo Bai let out a short and rapid "meow meow meow" sound, a pair of big round eyes looked at Gu Yan as if asking for help, and his soft and cute ears trembled and trembled Shaking...

Gu Yan (handing the cat teasing stick): Ahhh, I will give you everything, I will give you my life!

Mo Bai jumped onto Gu Yan's lap and rode on him, letting Gu Yan hug him. "Meow."

Gu Yan (drops the cat-teasing stick, hugs Mo Bai tightly): Who dares to miss my Mo Bai!Thousands of dollars don't change!Not convinced to fight!