When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

"I believe you should have not forgotten the promise you made to us when you attended the Senate Armed Services Committee last time. You said that Iron Man is not a sword, but a shield. He can protect our people from any military armed threats, and we I also tried to trust you."

"Mr. Stark."

"Then let's see how you treat our confidence in you."

The young senator sat in the center of the circular conference table at the top, facing the media at the bottom, the audience and Tony Stark, the protagonist of the meeting, holding up the microphone, and the voice of questioning was loud and loud.

The huge screen lit up, and on the screen, Iron Man wearing a golden-red armor hovered in the air, stretched out his hand, and the powerful laser cannon shattered the bulletproof glass of S.H.I.E.L.D. Yu Zhenjin's metal floor, and then lifted a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent from inside, and pointed the palm cannon at the agent's head.

Seeing this scene, gasps of air-conditioning sounded one after another immediately in the conference hall.

——Do you know what is more exaggerated than being an Iron Man actor, waking up and turning into Iron Man himself?

That is, on the first day of dressing as Iron Man, he was ordered to attend the International Military Commission.

It was eight o'clock in the morning, and the place was Washington, D.C.

Tony Stark has finally been court-martialed for the second time for smashing S.H.I.E.L.D. after drinking too much.

But what does Tony Stark have to do with Robert Downey Jr. when he was court-martialed?

No one knew how Downey felt when he received the subpoena last night—he had enough headaches about the current situation, and he hadn't even fully figured out his current situation before he was about to start cleaning up the mess in front of him.

This made Downey a little annoyed. He sat in the center of the dock, wearing the light red sunglasses, and tapped the car key on the table in his hand.

Young Senator: "This is the report Senator James collected about you and your so-called 'shield'. Senator James, could you please read the results of the report?"

The congressman who was named subconsciously glanced at the Iron Man sitting next to him, thinking of the last time he kidnapped the congressman to the beach in California after a disagreement in the court-martial, and even called him to blow the sea breeze to calm down. The car keys were tapped on the table as if on his Mediterranean bald head.

The congressman swallowed: "...First of all, we should clearly realize that Iron Man is not affiliated with any government agency, he is even completely outside the law, we cannot ignore his potential security risks to the country, and target Sri Lanka What Mr. Tucker has been doing this month—"

Downey in the dock put away his car keys: "Senator, please allow me to speak."

The interrupted Senator glanced at the Senator.

Senator: "It's not your time to speak yet, please keep quiet, Mr. Stark, otherwise you will have another crime of disturbing the order at the scene."

The whole audience fell silent because of the senator's words.No one knows how irritable and impatient the richest man in New York is in front of him.

They seem to have seen through the phenomenon that tomorrow the senator will be blowing the sea breeze on the beach in California.

Then, Iron Man: "Okay." He made a gesture of invitation to the congressman, "You continue."

The polite enough tone shocked the congressmen, hearing officers and jurors who had experienced the previous parliamentary session.

Only the new senator, who was transferred from other states, was pulled to replace him because no one dared to preside over Tony Stark's hearings. The young senator who is not afraid of tigers: "Please continue, Senator James."

Congressman James looked at the seemingly friendly expression on Iron Man's face, and continued with a tight voice: "In view of what Mr. Stark has done this month, out of consideration for the country and national interests, we have Right to order Mister Stark to hand over and share his, his Iron Man technology."

After the congressmen finished these two paragraphs, everyone could see it.

He was about to cry.

The young senator looked at Downey: "What do you think? Mr. Stark."

His opinion?

Hell look, he just wants to figure out why he's here and get back to doing his part.

He even dreamed last night that after the Avengers was released, the box office had a good reputation, which completely pushed him to the pinnacle of his acting career.

But when he woke up, the stock exchange outside the floor-to-ceiling windows told him, let's be your big head dream, you still have to attend the military court today.

This is ridiculous.

Downey took out a piece of paper filled with densely written words from his coat pocket: "First of all——"

That piece of paper was the crisis public relations statement written by S.H.I.E.L.D. last night. Agent Melinda sent it to the Avengers Building early in the morning. To deal with this group of politicians who want to keep all the power in their own hands but shout God bless American democracy and freedom.

Downey felt that the mood he had been suppressing since yesterday completely exploded when he saw the sentence "I agree with the senator" on the paper.

This is probably why Tony Stark and S.H.I.E.L.D. have always had disagreements, but now.

——Just like the plot he starred in, the director wanted him to disclose Iron Man's identity as "Tony Stark's bodyguard", and then he said that sentence to the camera, IamIronman.

——Everyone knows that what Robert Downey Jr. is best at is improvisation.

What is he afraid of?It's a big deal, let me say a word.

Sorry, I have dementia.

"First of all, I have to correct one point. The S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who was caught was actually a Hydra undercover agent."

Downey put away his piece of paper, unbuttoned his suit jacket, picked up the sitting microphone, and stood up from his seat: "If I read correctly, there are also audiences and jurors who came to this conference. People from other countries, Senator, I would like to ask a question, if you think Iron Man technology in my hands will threaten your so-called national security, then once this technology is in your hands."

"Are you facing a global security problem?"

No one responded, but apparently.

For those invited to this meeting from other countries, this is the concern of all of them, but this is Washington.

Most people dare not say that.

Except Iron Man.

"You have repeatedly emphasized that I have threatened national security, but the fact is that during the period of becoming Iron Man, apart from causing unnecessary losses to S.H.I.E.L.D. due to a relatively failed capture operation-I have to add the follow-up to this loss The problem will be the sole responsibility of Stark Industries."

"outside."

"Did I not compensate those buildings that I smashed, or did I beat some innocent New York citizen? If you insist on holding on to the so-called kidnapping of congressmen, stop joking, why don't you read the follow-up I also reimbursed him for the report that he stayed in a five-star hotel in California for a full week? And you?"

"There was a man on the street holding a knife to repel the robbers. Do you think that his act of holding a knife intimidated the government, and then ordered him to hand over his kitchen knife forging technology?"

"If you know how, then I can recommend it to you. Chinese kitchen knives are definitely the first choice for intimidation with knives."

There was a burst of small laughter from the audience.

In any case, it is impossible for Downey to hand over the steel armor technology, not to mention that the armor technology is not his, even Tony Stark himself will never do it.

He's an adult, and he has his own way of solving problems, at least for now.

He has to help Tony Stark with his mess first.

It wasn't until the short burst of laughter passed that Downey spoke again: "Admit it, it's none of your business who was intimidated by Iron Man? All you want from the beginning to the end is the technology of steel armor. None of the jurors here are fools to say those damn things under the guise of national security."

"I saw that line in a cartoon once, Mr. Senator."

Downey put down the microphone and spread his hands: "If you want to avoid using an atomic bomb out of anger, you must use it once out of anger."

"My armor is not an atomic bomb, but it protects against nuclear intimidation. I can't predict disaster. It's bullshit to say God bless America, but I can assure everyone that Iron Man will never point his palm gun at innocent people On the day of the masses, I was really trying to protect you with interest, and asked me to put technology in the hands of a group of politicians, and you didn't even think about it."

The man in the suit wasn't very loud, and he wasn't even outwardly aggressive like those traditional American tough guys.

But he has his own charm, his voice is full of magnetism and strength, he doesn't need to wave his hands and beg for mercy like those politicians trying to canvass, he has a confident face and a calm posture.

He turned around, faced the jury, opened his arms, and compared two of his signature scissor hands.

"I alone can maintain world peace."

The parliamentary scene fell silent.

After half a minute.

On the Wakanda representative seat, the old king T'Chaka looked at the man standing in the center, when all the jurors dared not express their opinions.

There was a friendly applause from Wakanda.

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