When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

"I got word that S.H.I.E.L.D. was attacked."

The tall son of Odin pushed open the glass window and walked in from the outside. His eyes stopped on Iron Man on the sofa for half a second and then he looked away blankly. He looked at Dr. Banner: "How is the situation?"

The three people present subconsciously glanced at Iron Man.

Steel Robert Downey Jr., who had obviously noticed something was wrong around him, remained silent sensibly.

Natasha: "Let's talk about it when the captain arrives." After she finished speaking, she turned her head and looked out the French window.

There was a dull engine sound outside the window, and the armored vehicle of S.H.I.E.L.D. stopped at the door of the Avengers Building. Captain America, wearing a blue uniform with a five-pointed star printed on his chest, got out of the back seat.

"he came."

The Son of Odin didn't say anything more, he glanced at Iron Man again, Downey subconsciously showed a polite smile, Thor paused, frowned and looked back.

Then he took his hammer and sat in the farthest position from the three of them.

Captain America rushed to the lobby on the second floor immediately.

"Agent Hill hacked into Hydra's intranet through the undercover contact of Hydra. This is the information they found."

The elevator door in the lobby opened to both sides, and Steve walked in with a sealed bag, and was taken aback when he saw Iron Man sitting on the sofa: "Tony?"

In line with the principle of saying less and making less mistakes, Iron Man nodded at him.

Steve has a complicated expression.He stood still in front of the coffee table: "I'm sorry about the decision to delegate you, but this is indeed the best solution right now. You need to calm down for a while, Tony."

What can Downey say.

He could only nodded understandingly again.

The other party's cooperative attitude made the captain a little surprised, but now is not the time to think about that, there are more important things for them.

The captain opened the sealed bag in his hand, and put the paper information inside on the coffee table: "About the new weapon used by the undercover Hydra—"

The captain looked at the obscure technical terms in the document, and after a while, he handed the document to Dr. Banner next to him with a serious face.

Bruce Banner: "...This is a brain domain attack method specially developed by Hydra to deal with scientists." The doctor frowned when he saw this, he glanced at the information briefly, and then handed it to Downey, "This It was designed specifically for the two of us."

Donnie took it subconsciously, then looked down.

There are dense documents on it, and there is also an analysis diagram of the internal structure of a weapon that looks like a pistol. Downey is sure that he has never been in contact with this kind of thing, but it is like those strange things that happened on the set before.

He understood.

Not only did I understand it, but for a moment I felt that the structure of this weapon was extremely rough, but the idea was very subtle.

Dr. Banner faced the other Avengers: "The ammunition waves inside the weapon can ignore the exoskeleton defenses and go straight to the inside, and then seep into the brain nerves from the subcutaneous tissue, so this is the armor that the Hydra undercover just shot Tony. , but can make Tony unconscious."

As the doctor said, he stretched out his hand to debug the spectral analysis result he just had from the machine in front of him, and then put it on the virtual light screen in the center of the hall: "This is a new type of weapon that specializes in the brain, and Mister Negative also participated in the production—— I think you all know who Mister Negative is."

"A criminal." The only black widow present who had fought against Mr. Negative said, "He can affect people's minds by emitting some kind of light waves, arouse the dark side in people's hearts, and then turn a good person into a downright bad guy."

Dr. Banner: "Yes, so it is difficult for us to explain the attack principle of this weapon. The conclusion I have come to is that the more active the brain area, the faster people will fall into confusion after being hit, and the trauma caused is less Bigger—has Hydra named this new weapon?"

"Yes." Steve, who apparently watched the entire process at S.H.I.E.L.D., remembered the impressive name. Captain America had a serious expression on his face, "They call it a mental strike."

Hawkeye showed an exaggerated frightened expression: "Just hearing the name is terrifying. They want to turn the Avengers into mentally handicapped?"

Natasha couldn't help rolling her eyes: "The more active the brain, the greater the trauma, so I don't think it has anything to do with you, Barton." After she finished speaking, she looked at the person in the light screen again. Weapon analysis data, "If this is specially designed by Hydra to deal with you two scientists, then the effect should not be as simple as causing confusion and coma.

"Yes, being in a state of confusion is only a reaction in the moment, and the terrible aftereffects are its aftermath."

Dr. Banner was operating the display screen in front of him, and more information appeared on the virtual light in the hall: "This new type of weapon can directly act on the brain, and the affected areas include but are not limited to the sensory areas of the cerebral cortex and nerves. Peripheral, I have not yet analyzed the principle of how it affects the wave frequency in the brain, but one thing is certain."

"This weapon will cause side effects of hallucinations, intermittent blindness, and rigid thinking on the physical level. If the consequences are serious, it may cause weakened reflexes, decreased hand-eye coordination, major changes in temperament, and—"

Bruce Banner paused when he said this, and the short pause attracted the attention of all the Avengers.

Then the doctor looked at Downey: "And dementia."

In an instant, the five eyes on the scene refocused on Downey.

Downey: "???"

Banner pushed his glasses and continued: "The follow-up mental condition needs to be investigated continuously. Fortunately, at least you have not suffered any physical damage. But to be on the safe side, I still suggest you go to the hospital for an examination. Only you know how much influence—"

"Alarm, alert—"

Before Dr. Banner could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a sudden alarm bell.

The warning red light on the east side of the alliance hall came on.

Steve frowned, he reached out and pressed the communicator next to his ear, and after a few seconds: "SHIELD found traces of the Hydra branch in the Siberian glacier, and they seem to be conducting human experiments on mutants inside. Activity."

There was silence in the hall for half a second, and then, the instinct to carry out the task made the Avengers sitting on the sofa stand up immediately.

No time to think about Hydra's new weapon, the Black Widow immediately walked to the elevator and headed to the apron on the top floor of the building. Barton picked up his quiver: "Okay, it's working time again, to be honest, we are Not protected by NYS labor contract laws? Who remembers tomorrow is the weekend?"

He walked out of the hall side by side with Thor who got up later, and whispered to Saul on the way: "So it's just dementia, I thought he was possessed by some alien, you know, he just said thank you to me , and smiled at me, my God, I was so scared that I almost shot him an arrow on the spot."

Downey: "..."

Dr. Banner sat there without moving. The last one to leave was Captain America. He put his shield back on his back and gave Downey a final look, as if he was observing his emotions. He was still sitting on the sofa without any After the signs of anger after being unable to participate in the task because of being sent down.

The captain was puzzled, and whispered something to himself, then turned and walked into the elevator.

Downey bet he said, "Dementia?"

Downey: "..."

The vortex braking device of the Quin-jet fighter sprayed out blue flames, and the next moment it quickly lifted into the air and rushed to the accident site.

Only Dr. Banner remained seated.

Downey slumped on the sofa resignedly. He looked at Bruce Banner, who was wearing glasses and a gray suit shirt: "Why don't you go with them? I mean—" He recalled what the captain said just now, "You Was also sent down?"

Bruce Banner: "Have you forgotten? The big guy in my body is on vacation these days, and he doesn't really want to come out." The doctor smiled helplessly after speaking, "You know that the missions that can send the Avengers are all It's dangerous, I can't go with them like this, it will only add to their confusion."

Downey rubbed his face: "Sorry, I just woke up, and my mind is a little messed up now."

Dr. Banner smiled understandingly: "This is normal. After all, it is a rare brain attack. If you have any symptoms in the future, you can come to me at any time. But I still say that, I recommend you to see a professional doctor have a look."

After finishing speaking, Bruce Banner turned off the monitor in front of him, and asked intimately before leaving, "Any questions?"

There really is.

Downey pursed his lips, and said after a while: "Is there any way—" He organized his words, but finally gave up those words, "Prove that a person is not dreaming right now?"

The doctor pushed the glasses, and then picked up a test stick connected to a wire from the side of the monitor: "A current of twelve volts and four milliamperes will not electrocute people."

He pressed the switch, and a burst of blue lightning flashed from the top of the test rod: "Would you like to try it?"

Downey: "...Let's forget it."

Dr. Banner laughed, left a sentence, "If you need anything, go to the laboratory to find me", then turned and left the hall.

Downey was the only one left in the hall.

It was so quiet that he could hear his own breathing.

Downey took off the helmet on his head and looked at the familiar New York street scene outside the floor-to-ceiling windows.

He could even recognize which street it was, because the building was opposite the New York Stock Exchange, and if nothing else, in his impression, opposite the stock exchange should be the Life Insurance Building, formerly known as the Pan Am Building.

In short, it is absolutely impossible to be the Avengers Building.

A cleaning robot with a mop and broom crossed on its back drove four wheels and stopped in front of Downey. While cleaning the tabletop, there was peanut butter mixed on it. It looked like the biscuit that Barton accidentally dropped there when he was eating the biscuit. Debris, while making the voice of the smart housekeeper.

"Sir, do I need to contact Doctor Maya for you?"

This time Downey finally looked him squarely: "No, at least not for the time being, thank you."

The inverted triangular eyes of the cleaning robot flashed: "You're welcome, Sir."

After the smart butler finished speaking, he controlled the cleaning robot to clean other places. Downey leaned on the sofa, staring at the ceiling with his eyes empty. It was probably because this position was not very comfortable. I operated on a circle of buttons—all of this was as skillful as a conditioned reflex.

The next moment the armor opened, revealing the man lying inside.

Downey lowered his head for the first time, after seeing the lit reactor on his chest.

"Damn."

All this is too strange, he can't find more words to describe his current feelings and situation, and even hopes that he really has Alzheimer's or something else to have this hallucination.

This kind of illusion that he seems to have really become Iron Man as soon as he wakes up.

...This is simply a big joke.

But the fact is before his eyes, besides accepting it——

He can't run to S.H.I.E.L.D. or yell in front of the Avengers, no I'm not Iron Man I'm Robert Downey Jr. Please send me back right away I have a scene to do, right?

May I ask what kind of movie you want to shoot?I'm going to do The Avengers, and I'm going to continue to play the important role of Iron Man.

Downey felt that they would most likely reply, "He really has Alzheimer's."

Or just get caught as Hydra's latest plot and maybe it won't turn out so bad, but whatever.

Too many questions.

Downey squeezed the space between his brows with a headache.

He took a deep breath, and stood up from his armor.His appearance was vaguely reflected in the glass window, with his hair disheveled by the helmet and his well-fitting suit.

It seems that the characters he has played in the past are also very similar to his aesthetics. At least this suit is exactly the same as the one he wore to the crew in the morning. Of course, his suit is strictly a costume.

At this moment, there was a spasm in his stomach, and he couldn't help but reach out and press it.

I feel hungry only after my spirit slowly relaxes.

Donnie took out the phone from his pocket, and saw the familiar phone case on the phone.

Even the phone and the phone case are exactly the same as the one he used, but the contents inside are so clean that it looks like it has been returned to factory settings, only a few of the phone's built-in software and a Charm New York are left.

He picked up a random ordering number from Glamor New York, and just pressed the dial button, and an email popped up at this moment.

Downey was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously clicked on it, and then saw a row of characters [Senate Armed Services Committee], below which was brightly——

Court summons.

Downey: "..."

At this time, the voice of the restaurant owner came from the dialed phone: "Hello? Ordering food? Hello?"

Donnie pressed his temples, and decided not to think about those messy things for the time being.

He holds the phone to his ear.

"One-Eyed Restaurant?"

"I'd like to order two takeaways."

……

……

Bruce Banner didn't come out of the laboratory until it was completely dark. He looked tired, and when he passed the living room, he saw the light on inside.

The Avengers were performing missions in Queens, and Tony was not in the lobby. There was only one Iron Armor lying on the sofa that hadn't been taken away yet, and the lobby was empty.

Bruce Banner smelled the cream of mushroom soup, from the food on the coffee table.

It was a clear thermal box containing puff pastry soup, roast meat and bread, and a small stack of guacamole, with a thin temperature-controlled metal plate underneath to keep the food warm and textured.

Presumably Tony ordered it.

After working all afternoon, Bruce Banner was indeed a little hungry. The doctor picked up the coat that was draped over the back of the sofa, and planned to go out for something to eat.

Then he saw a piece of paper pressed under the temperature-controlled metal plate.

It says on the note.

Bruce Banner.

Ordered it for him?

Bruce Banner was a little surprised. He picked up the note, looked at the beautiful handwriting on it, and raised his eyebrows.

The author has something to say:

After reading the comments of some babies, I found that this setting may be unacceptable to many babies at first glance.

This article sets, Downey becomes Tony, Tony becomes Downey, the Avengers version of your name (not), cp is the iron can of black hair and blue eyes 188 in the comic version, which is essentially a way for Downey to cure the paranoid rabies Tony The story, so this Downey is wearing, not occupying Tony's body. The exact same suits and cell phones in this chapter are all Downey's own.

As for why the two people obviously look different but no one found out, this is a setting that will be explained later, so it is not considered a narcissus.