When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

The mechanical electronic sound that suddenly rang in his ears made Donnie open his eyes.

Like a person who had sunk to the bottom of the water and was on the verge of suffocation and was suddenly picked up, Downey took a deep breath. His heavy breathing could be heard clearly through the airtight armor, and Downey stood up from the sofa.

The next moment, his brain felt a sharp and severe pain because of his sudden standing up. Downey's eyes went dark, and he fell back to the sofa. In the process, he subconsciously wanted to grab something and knocked down the side of the sofa, which was placed on the table. vase.

"Your condition is very abnormal, do you need me to contact Dr. Banner for you?"

The mechatronic sound and the sound of the vase falling on the ground sounded at the same time, and the tiles fell to the ground, but Donnie had no time to care about that.He felt that his current state was very strange, as if he was really fished out after being soaked in the water for several hours. His hands and feet still had a sense of weightlessness from being soaked, and his ears still had some tinnitus after the tympanic membrane collapsed.

He still can't think.

Downey took a deep breath, leaned on the table next to the sofa and stood up again, then leaned on the wall, and stopped at the door unsteadily.He wanted to open the door, but when he stretched out his hand, he knocked down the half-person-high glass decoration beside the door. The decoration hit the ground with a bang, and the glass shards splashed on his legs, making a harsh sound of metal friction.

Donnie couldn't help but swear.

He looked down at the armor covering his legs.

Because wearing a full set of armor affects filming, in fact, starting from Iron Man 1, Robert Downey Jr. only wore steel armor on his upper body most of the time in the crew.

Now he's wearing a full set.

Something is very wrong.

He has to ask someone to clarify.

Donnie turned the doorknob in front of him, then pushed the door open.

Outside the door was an unfamiliar hall. After seeing the Avengers standing in a circle in the hall, Downey finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"It was great to see you all."

The time went back to half an hour ago.

In Iron Man Tony Stark was drinking again, and rushed into Nick Fury's site on the grounds that SHIELD had Hydra undercover and blasted it to pieces—

There was also the biggest conflict ever with the Avengers, and even pinched the captain's neck to tell him not to meddle in his own business——

Then he was shot by a Hydra undercover agent and fell into a coma——

Finally, he was brought back to the Alliance Building by the Avengers, after confirming his physical condition and sending him to the infirmary in the hall compartment——

Clint Barton finally broke out.

"I've had enough, I've had enough, I've had enough!" Hawkeye sat on the sofa in the lobby, scratching his hair irritably, "I didn't become an agent for this, what the hell are we doing?" Work, Tony Stark's personal nanny? It's convenient, I'm training every day, I don't even have time to play games, and he keeps making trouble for us, and we will always follow him Wipe his ass later, wipe his ass, wipe his ass!"

"I, a Level [-] S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, wiped his ass for a whole week!"

Natasha stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows in the hall and glanced at Barton upon hearing the words: "Didn't you always dislike calling yourself an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Hawkeye: "But I don't like to wipe other people's ass!"

Dr. Banner, who had been sitting quietly by the side with his back to the two of them analyzing data with temporary equipment, interjected at this moment: "Come on, Barton, calm down, you are not a repeater." After speaking, Banner turned around and faced the The other two members in the hall said, "The spectral analysis results of Hydra's latest weapon are out, where is the captain now?"

Barton rolled his eyes: "Who knows, maybe discuss with Nick Fury in S.H.I.E.L.D. about kicking Tony Stark out of the Avengers."

Bruce Banner looked at Natasha again.

Black Widow shrugged: "He's right this time, the captain is indeed in S.H.I.E.L.D., but not to discuss this matter, on the contrary."

"He's trying to cover up his scandal for Stark."

Hawkeye, who obviously didn't know about this matter, showed an expression of disbelief, and then sighed: "The captain is really good-tempered."

At least for him, if Iron Man grabbed him by the neck and lifted him up in public and then said a vulgar nonsense, he would definitely not be able to resist knocking Tony Stark's head off on the spot, but the most angry thing is.

...He probably won't be able to beat that tin can.

Barton glanced in the direction of the infirmary and stopped talking.

Natasha continued: "You know, if there is really a vote at that time, Nick Fury will also count as one vote in this case."

Dr. Banner's expression became complicated.

Although Tony's behavior this time is indeed very excessive, it has only been a week since the formation of the Avengers Alliance. Kicking people now will obviously greatly reduce the credibility of the alliance in the hearts of the masses. For a superhero organization like them, it is not suitable If the news gets bigger, it may cause panic among the public, especially Iron Man has a large number of fans who don't know the truth.

Just like Clint Barton back then.

He felt that Nick Fury would not make such a sudden decision at this time.

Facts have proved that the group of them who have played politics obviously have a better solution.

"I've discussed it with the chief."

The virtual light screen in the hall flashed for a moment, and then Captain America appeared on the screen. The background was the bombed SHIELD command room, and next to him stood Nick Fury, a black bald director in a black trench coat.

Nick Fury's face was very bad, obviously hovering on the verge of rage.

Steve Rogers: "We need to vote to decide whether to temporarily delegate Tony to the position of a substitute member and restrict all mission actions while he is on the bench."

After the captain finished speaking, Nick Fury said: "At that time, SHIELD will announce that Iron Man is seriously injured and needs to recuperate, so that the media will not make a big fuss about some news."

After the black director finished speaking, he added with a serious expression: "Although you are not compatible."

Barton put down the mobile phone in his hand, whispered "It's cheap for him", and then raised his hand before the captain announced the start of voting: "I agree."

Despite some hesitation, after Button, Natasha said: "I agree."

The director of S.H.I.E.L.D. did not speak, but as the initiator of this proposal, his position is already clear.

They looked at the other two people present who did not speak.

The fourth person to raise his hand was Bruce Banner: "I agree."

This surprised Barton: "I always thought you were with him, Dr. Banner."

Bruce Banner said helplessly, "Is it just because we have something to talk about?"

Barton spread his hands: "Because he has always wanted to pull you into his small group of scientists."

Bruce Banner does not deny that Stark has offered him an olive branch more than once since he joined the alliance. Probably in the eyes of Tony Stark, the richest man in New York and a scientific genius, Bruce Banner, who is also a scientist, is just like him. A class of people.

But that doesn't mean Dr. Banner agrees with what he's doing.

"If it's just a delegation, I think Tony really needs to calm down." Dr. Banner said in a gentle voice, "We should give him some time."

The votes were four to one.

Even if Thor, who was still in Asgard, voted against it, it could not change the situation.

What's more, as one of the top anti-Iron Man members in the league, no one thought Thor would do that.

"I will immediately notify Stark's smart butler of this result to ensure that he can see the news as soon as he wakes up." Nick Fury lowered his head and pressed the display screen in front of him twice, then looked outside the video connection The other three Avengers, "Let him cherish this opportunity, otherwise the next proposal may not be as simple as delegating, even if he is Tony Stark."

After the black director finished speaking, he took the initiative to cut off the video communication.

The alliance hall returned to silence. A few minutes later, Barton whistled, gloating: "A leader of the alliance who was sent down by the alliance? I can't wait to see how Stark will react when he knows the news. He He will definitely smash all the things he can smash at the first time, just watch. I remember there was a vase next to that sofa?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a crisp sound of something falling on the ground from the compartment with the door closed.

A vase was smashed.

The three people present were stunned for a moment, and Barton was the first to react. He glanced at Natasha on the left and Dr. Banner on the right, and then smacked his lips: "Stark is awake?"

Apparently he was awake.

Hawkeye spread his hands: "If he saw the message Nick Fury sent him, then I think he will definitely smash something else next?"

A few seconds later, something was knocked to the ground and smashed to pieces.

Barton had an expression of "I'm so stunned": "He will definitely swear another swear word."

In the door: "s**t!"

"Then he will push open the door and shout." Barton said, waving his hands to imitate Tony Stark's usual way of conflicting with others, obviously in love with this inexplicable game, "You actually want to send me down? You Do you know who I am? Are you going to let me down, Tony Stark? What shit is in your head?!"

The compartment door was flung open.

Barton closed his mouth, and, like the other two teammates, looked at Iron Man standing at the door, wearing a metal armor with only his face exposed from the helmet.

Although the people present already knew enough about Tony Stark's character, no one denied that the other party did have a handsome enough face, especially those big and bright eyes.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have that batch of fans who don't understand anything, and would yell wildly as soon as Iron Man's hands and feet spit fire and fly into the sky.

Thinking that he almost became one of these fans back then, Clint Barton felt as disgusted as eating expired cheese.

The hall became quiet, and all eyes were on Iron Man standing at the door, a few seconds later.

They saw Iron Man showing a relieved expression: "It's great to see you."

Clint Barton: "???"

Hawkeye looked back at the black widow by the floor-to-ceiling windows, with writing all over her face.

I'm hallucinating?

Downey glanced around this unfamiliar hall, and then walked over. The armor on his feet made a sound of metal rubbing against the ground. He stopped in front of the coffee table and glanced at the clock on the wall: "--Feel sorry."

As if he couldn't believe the time he saw, Downey looked at Dr. Banner who was closest to him: "Is this clock broken? Or did I really sleep from morning to four in the afternoon?"

Dr. Banner pushed his glasses, with a polite smile on his face: "You have been in a coma for a long time."

"Coma." Donnie picked the sofa closest to him and sat down. "I don't like that word very much. It may be caused by that headache. Maybe I should listen to you and take a rest." He cleared his throat, "So you guys moved me here?"

Still only Dr. Banner was willing to answer him: "It's Barton."

It's not surprising that they often refer to each other that way on set.Downey tried his best to ignore the weird feeling that had been surrounding him since he woke up, smiled and said thank you to Hawkeye, and then put his hands on the back of the sofa behind him.

"Would you like to go to my Downey Town later? If I remember correctly, the chef said yesterday that he got a fresh blue king crab and a basket of Peron oysters. If there is no accident—"

Downey paused halfway through his words. He looked at Hawkeye sitting opposite him: "What's your expression?"

After being thanked by Downey, his face was full of shock, as if he was looking at a stranger.

Barton stretched out his hand and rubbed his face back to his normal expression: "It's nothing."

Downey looked at Button for a few seconds.

"What about the rest?"

"Saul is still on his way." It was still Dr. Banner who spoke, "He said he would be there soon."

It was indeed right away, because in the next second, on the raised platform outside the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, a big blond man in armor and a red cloak flicked the hammer in his hand, and stopped in mid-air like a propeller.

this moment.

From the time when the familiar mechatronic sound woke him up.

Donnie finally stopped trying to make any excuses for his situation.

After all, no matter whether this is a studio or any other place, as far as he knows, there is no earth technology that can make people go to the sky with a hammer.