When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

On TV, the man in a suit calmly faced the cameras from various media.

He is familiar with the lens and knows how to maximize the already dazzling charm, and those beautiful warm brown eyes are shining with confidence.

He spoke the most arrogant words in the most ordinary voice——

"I can protect the world by myself."

"cool!"

In the living room of the resident apartment in Queens, the young man leaning against the bathroom door frame while brushing his teeth while watching TV finally couldn't help but let out a sigh after hearing that sentence.

The result is that the foam in the mouth is sprayed onto the sofa.

It was a new sofa that his aunt bought just two days ago. The young man took a deep breath, hurriedly picked up the tissue paper on the table and wiped it on the sofa indiscriminately.At this moment, his aunt's voice came from the kitchen: "Peter, come get breakfast, hurry up, you have to report to the school before 09:30."

The young man ran back to the bathroom and spit out the foam in his mouth: "Got it, Aunt Mei!"

He threw away the paper towel that was wiping the sofa in his hand, washed his face and changed his clothes as quickly as possible, put on his schoolbag and drank the bread his aunt had baked for him, and watched TV again before going out.

On the TV screen, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who arrived later brought an amnesty for the United Nations Defense. Facing the speechless senator, Iron Man finished his short impromptu speech and put on his suit again. With a pair of light red glasses, he snapped two fingers at the camera chasing him, lifted the hem of his suit and walked out of the dock directly, and then extended his hand to the King of Wakanda in a friendly handshake as he passed by the King of Wakanda.

Kitchen: "Peter!"

Peter: "I'm leaving right now!"

He turned off the TV and hurried out the door.

The excitement of Queens starts early in the morning.

Surrounded by people rushing to work or school, Peter walked briskly, his mind was full of the words he just heard, which made him unable to restrain his excitement when he passed the familiar convenience store at the intersection. The circular signboard of the convenience store hangs above the head.

The convenience store owner poked his head out: "Peter! You're going to be late again!"

Peter: "No!"

Convenience store owner: "Stop walking in that alley, there was a robbery just yesterday."

Peter plunged into the alley: "I know!"

Because the alley next to the convenience store is close to the station, it is the traffic artery leading to the Brooklyn Bridge, and it happens to be a surveillance dead-end in Queens. There are often cases of robbery and fights, and locals generally choose this place when they pass by. detour.

But Peter won't, especially after hearing the phrase "I can protect world peace alone".

He is not afraid of those. He just dealt with a knife-wielding gangster here yesterday. Although he can't protect world peace alone, he is more than enough to deal with those robbers.Maintaining the law and order of the community within his ability is also the value of a superhero - even though he has not yet been certified as a superhero.

Peter thought so, after turning into the alley.

In the depths of the alley, the laser man who was more than three meters tall and flashed with lightning just happened to break the neck of a middle-aged man and threw him to the corner of the alley.

"...Hey." Peter Parker looked at the laser man approaching him, and while cursing in his heart his ineffective spider sensor, he slowly backed away, "You really look like an 80s laser show villain , sorry, I mean."

The high school student with a schoolbag on his back showed a smirk: "Morning, good morning?"

The hands of the laser show villain turned into two whips that flashed with lightning, and he grinned, his voice sounded like tens of thousands of volts of electricity.

"Good morning."

"The Queen."

When Downey returned to the Avengers Building from the court-martial meeting, the news that he was court-martialed for the second time once again slaughtered the headlines of major New York newspapers in the fastest time.

"The second Senate Armed Services Committee meeting of Tony Stark, the richest man in New York, officially ended at nine o'clock in the morning. Due to Stark's early departure, he once again broke the record for the shortest trial time in a military court. Unfortunately, this At the end of the meeting, Tony Stark was still acquitted. We don’t know whether it was the compromise of the richest man in New York, the famous arms dealer or the government’s inaction. We only need to know that there is still a potential threat to our security. Focus New York reports for you."

"We cannot deny that Iron Man has indeed done some valuable things for us, such as the group of Eternal rebels he repelled half a month ago, prevented the Hand and AIM from invading Manhattan, and has been with Hydra for a long time. Snake's confrontation, however, these cannot conceal the fact that he was drinking heavily, using violence, making inappropriate remarks in front of the global media in public, and even smashing the S.H.I.E.L.D.

"During the period when Iron Man came out, he was selected as one of the ten outstanding figures who most influenced teenagers, but judging from what he has done this month, Tony Stark can't inspire our teenagers. A good head."

Probably because he heard the Stark Industries special plane parked on the roof of the Alliance Building, Dr. Banner temporarily finished his research and came to the Alliance Hall. He saw Downey sitting on the sofa staring at the news intently, Walked over and sat opposite him: "Don't listen to them, these are media reports after capital control, if you often follow the news of these stations, last time they just announced that Hulk needs to be locked up in an isolated island The statement that prisons are supervised by the government.”

Bruce Banner said and changed to a news station, which was a live replay of today's military meeting.

The wise doctor's voice was as gentle as ever: "I watched the live broadcast of your meeting in the morning, and this is probably the most surprising of all your unexpected moves."

Downey, who had just vented in the military court, was obviously in a good mood. He temporarily put aside the annoyance about the current situation that had been bothering him since last night. Scene: "Maybe, actually, I think I can wait for the camera to get closer before turning around, or simply ask them to adjust the focus in the opposite direction." He spread his hands towards the doctor, "The Hitchcockian zoom of the human slide rail, That must be a hundred times cooler than it is now."

Bruce Banner: "I mean you didn't kidnap the senator this time, or simply smashed the parliamentary scene."

Downey paused, showing a smirk.

Obviously, the doctor's words brought him back to reality from the excitement of facing the camera, that is, he had to face a strange world he was not familiar with and a Tony Stark who was completely different from the movie.

In the real sense, it was completely different. He studied the "Iron Man Chronicles" all night last night in order to cope with today's military court. The result was that he watched Tony Stark's negative news for eight hours without interruption.

Haven't even finished watching it yet.

Including the previous kidnapping of congressmen, privately requisitioning the triangle chemical plant at the mouth of the Hudson River without the government's permission, threatening senior government officials several times, ignoring the military ban and single-handedly breaking into the war zone, and leaving these aside, the rest It is all commonplace content, such as which building was blown up, which mass panic was caused by recklessness, and which powerful weapon was produced to make neighboring countries feel threatened.

After becoming Iron Man, he was still a criticized arms dealer. It seems that he later got into the habit of drinking and his personality became worse and worse.

This is very different from the Iron Man that Downey once played.

And one of the most puzzling things is.

——Why did Tony Stark spend his own money to invite those congressmen who opposed him to take a California beach vacation at public expense?Live in the best five-star hotel.

……no.

The most incomprehensible among them is the knowledge that has been stuffed into his head, his reflex-like proficiency in operating those steel armors, and his inability to say anything about "I am not Iron Man himself"-this is what he said last night. just found out.

No one knew how messed Downey's mind was yesterday. He even reacted as if he blurted out the truth in the negative news that Tony Stark was overwhelming him, but before that.

When he was thinking about his words, he found that he couldn't say anything about "I'm not Iron Man", "I'm Robert Downey Jr." and all the words that might reveal his true identity, because before saying this sentence , his body will react instinctively and keep him silent.

Or if he insists on saying these words, these words will become "I am not pigskin" or "I am an aardvark" after he speaks.

Very inexplicable, and extremely unreasonable.

... Of course he couldn't be a pigskin or an aardvark.

So anyone is welcome, who can come out and explain what is going on now?

Apart from correcting his actor's attitude, Downey has no clue at all.

"Captain, they have already fought Hydra in Siberia. Barton said that there are at least [-] mutants imprisoned there, and I have worked in Siberia. The underground glaciers there are a natural protective barrier. I want to break through there and It’s not easy.” Dr. Banner, who was sitting opposite, brought the conversation to the main topic, “At this time, the location of the branch is exposed, and I’m afraid that the Red Skull has other plans. If S.H.I.E.L.D. has other Hydra Undercover..."

The doctor's expression was serious: "Then they should already know the news of your dismissal by now."

Downey pinched the brows that were a little headache, and stopped thinking about the questions that he could hardly think of the answers to: "The iron man who was sent down and the Hulk who couldn't transform, sound really bad."

Dr. Banner sighed: "The S.H.I.E.L.D. approach is too radical. They invested a large number of fighters to Siberia to support the captain, including their S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrier."

The original rescue operation turned into an attack on Hydra's headquarters because of the intervention of S.H.I.E.L.D.

This is not good news for them, even if Hydra has no other conspiracy theories, with the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. all out to deal with their centuries-old enemy, it is not good news for those other forces who are entrenched in New York State .

Manhattan must look like a giant, unguarded cake right now.

The only consoling thing is that Nick Fury, as a veteran in this area, lied about this operation as a SHIELD military exercise, and suppressed those news media that were catching wind and shadows. Now all New Yorkers probably think revenge The Avengers are still staying in the Avengers Tower.

No one knows that the building is actually so empty that there are only two left-behind children left.

Left-behind child Downey: "I suddenly remembered that I haven't had breakfast yet."

Bruce Banner couldn't react from the topic just now, and replied subconsciously: "I bought it for you and hung it on the doorknob of your room. I thought you would see it before you set off today."

Apparently Donnie didn't see it, because he just watched Tony Stark's negative news collection yesterday and saw him falling asleep on the table, and he didn't even have a chance to go back to his room.

After the doctor finished speaking, he seemed to be explaining his behavior. He pushed his glasses: "It's just to pay back your dinner yesterday."

Downey raised his eyebrows.

The human avenger, the best avenger.

He stood up from the sofa and stretched his arms: "You are so considerate, Doctor."

Dr. Banner looked at Downey, hesitated for a while and said, "Maybe you should go for another checkup. That Hydra weapon may have really affected you. I think there should be some negative rays in it." reason."

Downey broke the can and said, "It's okay, don't worry about it doctor, it's just Alzheimer's disease, I can handle it alone." He picked up the juice on the coffee table, "At least I still remember the way to the workplace."

After speaking, he raised his foot and walked towards the workshop.

Bruce Banner couldn't help laughing.He stood up from the sofa and planned to go back to his research room.

At this moment, a piece of news was suddenly broadcast on the TV.

"Now there is an urgent news, the laser man suddenly appeared in Queens 5 minutes ago, and the Brooklyn Bridge has been urgently blocked, please be close to the residents of Queens near the Brooklyn Bridge to cooperate with SHIELD agents and joint defense forces to evacuate quickly, other New York Citizens, please stay away from the scene of the accident. The news will be broadcast again—”

Downey and Dr. Banner stopped at the same time, turned their heads, and looked at the screen.

In the news footage, flames exploded from a convenience store near the station, billowing black smoke accompanied by ear-piercing screams, all the glass within the explosion range was shattered, and a huge billboard fell to the ground with a loud noise. The broken wire at the tail emits a bright blue electric light, and then quickly accumulates and rises, turning into a behemoth over three meters tall in the blink of an eye, with electric current all over its body.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and defense forces who arrived later fought the laser man, but because of the immature photon technology, they had nothing to do with this villain.

After another anti-aircraft artillery was used to break the laser man into pieces, and those fragments quickly gathered after the pause, and then restored to the original appearance of the laser man again.

"You should still remember." Dr. Banner looked at Downey and said suddenly, "During the transfer period, all your actions must be approved by the alliance."

Downey frowned. He looked at the screaming and fleeing New Yorkers on the news screen, but didn't speak.

Another shot of anti-aircraft artillery fired into the sky, and the laser man was scattered again, but everyone knew that it had no effect on him.

After a pause of more than ten seconds, those scattered electric lights converged again.This time, he found his target in the panicked crowd.

The laser man laughed loudly, and the arm made of energy body extended instantly, grabbed the neck of a bald important member of the Securities Regulatory Commission, and lifted him up directly.

S.H.I.E.L.D. wanted to repeat the same trick, but before the artillery was fired, a cable hit their armored vehicle, and the entire armored vehicle turned over, and exploded into a firework the moment the agents jumped out of the vehicle.

No one knows how much headache these agents have now.

This is where Tony Stark's photon project is powerful.

Yes, laser man Pax Arthur, a former Stark Enterprise science employee who was sent to S.H.I.E.L.D. prison for stealing Tony Stark's photon technology.It also means.

Except for Iron Man who has mastered photon technology, no one seems to be able to really solve this laser man who can turn his body into an electric current without substance.

Then, the next moment.

A young, clear and energetic voice came from the cameras of the war correspondents who were fighting for the news.

"Hey, do you have to choose the weekend to come out and make trouble? I mean, please, please show consideration to those poor students. Today is the time for reporting when the school starts!"

Silver spider threads wrapped around a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who couldn't dodge enough to pull him back, avoiding the agent's fate of being smashed into a pulp by the door of the explosive armored vehicle flying out.

A red figure appeared on the news screen.

The reporter immediately pulled into the camera and took a close-up of the figure.

Rough and inferior red tight top and red and blue tight trousers, two pieces of blue long sleeves that were cut out from nowhere and sewn on the top, a hood made of two hoods, and a hood worn on the hood The black goggles that are usually only used for swimming.

...sufferingly ugly.