Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

Li Jun ushered in the highlight moment of his life.

It was also a moment of loneliness.

He was sitting on the sofa in Yan Zhou's house like an overlord, and in front of him stood two young men with straight backs, but they were frank and frank.

A so-called god of learning and a so-called school bully, who are above him in the food chain pyramid anyway, are being interrogated voluntarily.

Li Jun asked seriously: "What happened just now?"

The two looked at each other, both silent with a guilty conscience.

In the end, Yan Zhou said slowly: "The main reason is...the boyfriend is too enthusiastic, I didn't expect it."

Li Jun: "???"

???

What's the meaning?Is that what he meant by "boyfriend"?Does "boyfriend" have a second meaning in this world?

Li Jun felt his brain suddenly short-circuited.

Although it didn't look like much, Li Jun originally thought that Yan Zhou would explain it as a joke among friends, but he didn't expect the answer to be so surprising.

Moreover, Yan Zhou's attitude was outrageously frank.

Li Jun crossed his fingers on his knees, frowning in shock, and asked, "When did it start? You all have to tell the truth."

Xie Yao glanced at Yan Zhou, and calmly stated: "Yesterday."

Li Jun opened his mouth and sighed again: "What about the process?"

Xie Yao was silent for a while, and slowly spit out a few words: "Late at night, in the alley, I can't help but kiss."

Yan Zhou turned his head and glanced at him: "..."

Question marks continued to appear above Li Jun's head.

What kind of wonderful academic generalization method is this?

Why should he be forced to listen to this stuff?And it's some simple words that easily evoke strange associations.

Li Jun asked suspiciously, "What are you doing in the alley late at night?"

Xie Yao explained: "I just had a full meal, and I wanted to digest it. Brother Zhou said he would accompany me. Later, I wanted to go to a nearby park, but I was not familiar with the nearby roads, so Brother Zhou took me along a small road. Alley. And maybe some atmosphere, just..."

Li Jun raised his hand to interrupt, feeling that he had been stuffed for no reason—why did he ask for details in such a self-abuse.

"Okay." Li Jun rubbed his temples, "Then when did you two see each other?"

Xie Yao thought for a while, glanced at Yan Zhou, and asked, "Brother, tell me first?"

Yan Zhou glanced back at him: "You talk first?"

Xie Yao: "Why are you being polite to me?"

To put it bluntly, neither of these two masters can tell when they saw the right eye.

Xie Yao had no choice but to say vaguely to Li Jun, "Brother Zhou should have taken a fancy to me first."

After hearing this, Yan Zhou didn't even refute him.

Li Jun was dazed for a while, and then he said to himself in a low voice: "I'm a car repairman who lives next to Mingcheng, and the CP I was playing with accidentally came true..."

Xie Yao: "What did you say?"

Li Jun shook his head, and changed to a complaining tone: "No, I said I really fell into the gay nest this time."

He scratched his fingers and counted: "Look, there are four of us in total, three of us are crooked, and I'm a straight guy in the middle, and I'm not straight. Tell me honestly, do you want to form a gay gang in your own school? Is there any room for me, Li Jun?"

Xie Yao: "Actually, I feel like I'm not really..."

A question mark appeared above Li Jun's head: "What do you mean?"

Xie Yao: "Ah, to put it simply, I've always been straight, and I've never doubted my sexuality much. Then I bumped into Brother Zhou, and I suddenly got a double standard. It probably wouldn't work if I were someone else."

Li Jun was confused for a moment before he digested his meaning: "Dare you have to confess your love to Brother Zhou in front of me, right?"

Xie Yao smiled.

Li Jun glanced at the two of them helplessly, and finally his eyes fell on Yan Zhou: "Your boy is actually a traitor with his handsome features, and you have been hiding under Yuan Zhigao's nose for so long."

Yan Zhou said lightly: "I'm sorry, I only confirmed it recently."

Li Jun: "..."

Li Jun was silent, and then jumped up from the sofa: "Farewell, I can't ask any more questions, and if you ask me again, I won't be able to eat at noon."

Li Jun walked towards the kitchen, suddenly thought of something, turned around and said, "I think it's better not to tell Lao Yuan for the time being, his mind is relatively fragile, let's discuss it in the long run."

Xie Yao shrank his neck when he heard the "long-term plan". He remembered that he had just told Yan Zhou yesterday to let Li Jun and the others know it naturally, but he lost his horse quickly today.

No one knocked on the cabinet door yet, so he kicked the cabinet door open...

And he went out in a very enthusiastic, looking very horny way...

The shock on Li Jun's face had dissipated, and he gradually returned to calm.However, he, who was calm on the surface, still couldn't help but turned his head and went to Moments to scream at the groundhog, sending a series of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Yuan Zhigao was sitting in a taxi on the road to Yanzhou and stumbled upon this circle of friends. He frowned and commented "What's wrong?" below.

Here, Xie Yao tugged at Yan Zhou's cuff and whispered, "Why don't you remind me that Li Jun is here, which makes me so passive."

Yan Zhou: "He came directly without saying hello. And I just wanted to say that you are too fast to stop..."

After speaking, he touched his collarbone naturally, and said, "Well, my saliva is dry."

Xie Yao glared at him: "You despise me?"

"No." Yan Zhou raised his eyebrows, and said lightly, "Just find a chance and let me bite back."

Xie Yao choked on these words, and his old face blushed.

When Yuan Zhigao arrived at Yan Zhou's house, he felt that the atmosphere was not quite right, for example, the three of them would always look at him tacitly, intentionally or unintentionally, but didn't speak.

Everyone seemed oddly quiet.

Yuan Zhigao rolled a bag of beef and mutton for hot pot into the kitchen, and when he was opening the refrigerator, he approached Li Jun and asked, "What's going on, I think the atmosphere is weird."

Li Jun looked calm and said: "It's nothing, what's wrong with the atmosphere?"

Yuan Zhigao glanced at Xie Yao and Yan Zhou outside, and said in a low voice, "Did those two have a conflict? It feels like they don't talk at all and are busy with their work. I remember seeing Xiao Xie like to pester Zhou last time." Brother spoke."

Li Jun hesitated for a moment, not knowing how to tell him tactfully that the truth was far from what he guessed.

Li Jun's silence made Yuan Zhigao feel that he must have guessed right, and proudly said: "Come and tell me, I, Yuan Zhigao, have no other skills, but my eloquence is good, and I am best at mediating relationships."

There are so many slots, Li Jun thought a little desperately.

When Yan Zhou came in, he saw what he put in the refrigerator, and said to Yuan Zhigao, "Beef rolls? I didn't prepare hot pot today, and the dishes are almost done."

Yuan Zhigao: "It's okay, I bought it casually when I passed by the supermarket. Anyway, you can eat it anytime you like. Besides, it's getting colder and colder now, so it's just right to eat hot pot. I'll put the base ingredients in the refrigerator for you. .”

Yan Zhou's refrigerator was in stark contrast to Xie Yao's, and it was usually stuffed to the brim.

Seeing that it was time to eat, Xie Yao went in directly to wash his hands. Since the kitchen was too narrow, he passed sideways. This scene was witnessed by Yuan Zhigao.

Yuan Zhigao thought that he was pretending to be indifferent and deliberately did not want to meet Yan Zhou next to him, thinking that there must be something awkward between the two of them.

No, I have to be persuaded, after all, he is usually a little assistant in emotional mediation between parents at home, a caring little padded jacket for two people.

When the dishes were put on the table, he found that Li Jun was standing between Yan Zhou and Xie Yao, as if they wanted to avoid it on purpose.

In the past, these two people ate side by side, but today they are separated by someone, which is tricky...

How can this work?The first step in uncovering the relationship is definitely not cold war and escape!

This problem should be solved in one fell swoop.

Yuan Zhigao pushed Li Jun, who was sitting between the two of them, who was unconscious: "Why are you crowding this side? Come out, you see that you have pushed Xiao Xie out of the table."

Yuan Zhigao forcibly pulled Li Jun to sit on his side.

Li Jun: "..."

He threw Yan Zhou a look of brother, you are doing yourself a favor.

While eating, Yuan Zhigao carefully observed the situation. He found that Li Jun was still chatting about the mountains normally, occasionally interjecting a few words about his old job of repairing cars. However, the amount of conversation between Xie Yao and Yan Zhou decreased significantly, and the distance between their arms was far apart. The distance is very obvious.

These two clearly looked like they had a problem.

Yuan Zhigao prides himself on his first-rate observation skills.

He saw Yan Zhou stretch out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs. It happened that Xie Yao shot almost at the same time. The chopsticks collided, and Xie Yao withdrew his hand like lightning.

This is clearly the way Brother Zhou bullied Xiao Xie!

Brother Zhou has such a mouth, he doesn't have a clue what he said, he must have hurt Xiao Xie.

Yuan Zhigao really wanted to take care of it, so he couldn't help but said, "Is there something wrong with you two..."

The expressions of Xie Yao and Yan Zhou froze at the same time, they looked at each other, and they both saw doubt in each other's eyes.

Xie Yao was about to speak, when Yuan Zhigao continued silently: "Are you guys having any conflicts?"

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou: "?"

Xie Yao panicked: "No, no."

Yuan Zhigao thought he was covering up and pretending to be strong, he shook his head and said, "You can tell me directly if you have anything on your mind, you can come to talk to me anytime, brother can stay with you late at night."

Yan Zhou's eyebrows twitched, his face turned cold, and he simply picked up a chopstick of vegetables and stuffed them into Yuan Zhigao's bowl: "Shut up, eat."

This made Yuan Zhigao feel that there must be some conflict between the two of them.

At the whole table, Li Jun felt that he was the only one who was awake.

But he would rather fall asleep by himself.

On the one hand, he was worried that the two masters would accidentally talk about the matter with their bald mouths, and Yuan Zhigao would probably be so frightened that he would flip the table; on the other hand, he was mainly worried that Yuan Zhigao's IQ was not enough to understand the acting skills of the two masters.

Not long after eating, Li Jun found an excuse to go to the Internet cafe to play games, and coaxed Yuan Zhigao away.Yuan Zhigao winked at Xie Yao for a while before going out, and euphemistically expressed, "Brother will always be with you"

the meaning of.

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou heaved a sigh of relief after seeing the two of them off.

Xie Yao crossed his shoulders and glanced towards the door: "Brother, how bad are your acting skills, can you make Yuan Zhigao mistake us for a fight?"

Yan Zhou snorted softly, and commented objectively: "Where do you think you are? You hid like something when you picked up the food just now. You are obviously too exaggerated."

Xie Yao choked.

Yan Zhou also added: "I also hid in the kitchen."

Xie Yao felt aggrieved: "Didn't I just want to take care of Lao Yuan's fragile heart, and let the truth fall naturally, like blossoming and bearing fruit?"

Yan Zhou waved his hand: "Don't, you just said this last night, today it will be exposed in a second, don't set the flag again."

Xie Yao choked again.

Xie Yao: "Brother, if you talk to me like this again, you will easily lose your boyfriend."

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