Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

Yan Zhou paused for a moment, and then said: "Okay, then I will restrain myself."

He turned around and went to clean up the things on the table. Xie Yao came over to help and asked, "Brother, what are your plans for the afternoon?"

Yan Zhou was taken aback; "You want to go out..."

Before he finished speaking, Xie Yao said excitedly: "I have finished writing the two test papers for this week, and I feel that the homework questions are good. I will time you, and you will finish the papers, and then I will comment on them for you by the way." .”

Yan Zhou: "..."

Xueba's way of thinking made Yan Zhou wonder for the first time in his life whether he might be a love brain.

Facing the sincere and clear eyes of his boyfriend, he choked.

He suspected that Xie Yao didn't like him, but liked him who was studying.

His boyfriend may only have study in mind.

Yan Zhou coughed twice as if to cover up: "Okay."

After eating, the two of them sat down at the desk. Xie Yao helped Yan Zhou sort out his homework, and first took out his two favorite test papers, one for chemistry and one for mathematics, and gave them to Yan Zhou to write.

He yawned, covered his mouth and said, "Do you have headphones? I'll play with my phone for a while."

Yan Zhou raised his eyebrows: "You are cruel, you play with your mobile phone while I'm doing my homework? You even borrowed earphones from me."

Xie Yao said in a very arrogant tone: "Can't you, boyfriend?"

Yan Zhou gave up resisting, took the earphones from the side drawer and threw them to him, Xie Yao took the earphones and reminded: "You write the paper carefully, I'll give you a time."

Yan Zhou shook his head: "If you weren't my boyfriend, I would have kicked you out a long time ago."

Xie Yao didn't take it seriously: "Who told me to be? It's too late for you now."

He turned on the timer and shook the phone in front of Yan Zhou, "Stop talking, write quickly, your boyfriend is very strict."

Yan Zhou thought for a while, it seemed that he had never met anyone who dared to tell him "less verbose" in his life. In most cases, he told others to shut up.

Okay, the person I'm talking about is far away.

Yan Zhou took out a fountain pen, filled in his name, and asked casually, "Can I ask my boyfriend for a reward when I finish writing?"

award……

The plot of the bloody romance novel that the garbage cousin forced him to read couldn't help but come to Xie Yao's mind.

Xie Yao coughed twice, and said solemnly: "Let's talk about it after the score is calculated. If you don't improve compared to the mid-term, don't talk about it."

Yan Zhou let out an "oh", bowed his head and began to write, "It's a good thing I didn't perform exceptionally well in the midterm exam."

Xie Yao felt that his ears were going to heat up again, so he quickly patted the table to urge Yan Zhou to write quickly, then put on his earphones and started playing with his phone.

He unintentionally clicked into the video software he watched last time, and glanced at the historical records of a certain embarrassing drama.

In fact, he was quite curious about the truth behind the case, and wanted to look down for himself, but he was not sure about the sound insulation effect of Yan Zhou's earphones. Come some weird noises...

Xie Yao said that he didn't dare to think about it at all.

He looked up at Yan Zhou who was writing a question.

His boyfriend hangs his head, his eyes are half covered by the broken hair on his forehead, the bridge of his nose is as beautiful as a distant snow mountain, and a small mole on his side is somewhat attractive.

Xie Yao suddenly remembered something, cut into Zhihu, and sent a message to the previous "z".

Their chat history still stays a few weeks ago, both of them said that they have a friend who wants to be admitted to P University.

Although it feels like a friend out of thin air.

Xie Yao sent a message: I think there is hope, my friend is getting better grades now!

Xie Yao: I feel that there is still some hope for the P university entrance exam!

Xie Yao: You tell your friends not to give up on themselves!

He didn't even think about waiting for a reply from the other party, so he went directly to the video app next door to watch the show.

The phone rang, and Xie Yao looked up. Yan Zhou had put down his pen for a while.

Xie Yao: "The speed is fine. Take a pencil and I'll approve it for you."

When Yan Zhou saw him coming, he didn't bring anything: "Is the standard answer in your head?"

Xie Yao: "What are you thinking, I've already photographed it on my phone."

Yan Zhou: "Then you took pictures of my last midterm exam results?"

Xie Yao: "To tell you the truth, I have already remembered that."

Yan Zhou sneered at him: "Back then we were just sitting at the same table, and you memorized all my grades?"

He purposely pronounced the word "simple" a bit emphatically, and felt ashamed and thanked Yao: "What's the intention, huh?"

Xie Yao was taken aback, slapped the pen on the table, wanted to say something harsh, but then found that he had failed, so he had to say: "Fart...what could I have in mind."

"Don't distract me, I'm going to correct the paper."

As he said that, he rolled up his non-existent sleeves, imitating Lao Yang's tone and pointing: "You boy, wait for me."

After correcting the paper, Xie Yao fell silent.

He can't get off the stage.

Yan Zhou nodded his noodles and reminded his boyfriend: "Reward?"

Xie Yao waved his hand, and said mercilessly: "One doesn't count, only the improvement of two can be rewarded!"

Yan Zhou raised his eyebrows: "The reward for two cards is double."

Xie Yao didn't care about these things: "Don't be long-winded, just finish writing two pieces first."

Yan Zhou, who was told "less wordy" for the second time, had a stuffy feeling in his chest.

Stuck in panic.

Yan Zhou glanced at the time, got up and went out to get some lemonade for the two of them, chatted for a while, and then began to write the second picture.

Xie Yao lay on the table and muttered: "I should bring the rest of my homework too. It's not good for me to play with my mobile phone while you study like this."

Yan Zhou pointed to a stack of test papers beside him: "How about you write the rest for me?"

Xie Yao stared at him: "Don't try to skip homework!"

Xie Yao had the habit of taking a nap at noon, and today he was full after eating. He waited for Yan Zhou to finish writing a paper, and it was only after two o'clock when he checked the time.

Xie Yao rubbed his eyes: "Can I go to your bed and lie down for half an hour? I'm a little sleepy and want to take a nap."

Yan Zhou: "You go."

Xie Yao tapped his shoulder, and said to him in a scrutinizing tone: "Don't use your phone to search for answers while I'm asleep."

Yan Zhou: "..."

After a while, the sound of even breathing came from the bed.

Yan Zhou looked back, Xie Yao's head was buried in his pillow, the quilt was magically rolled into a long strip and held in his arms, there was nothing covering his body, his two long legs stretched lazily with.

It was almost autumn, and even though it wasn't cold in the afternoon, he was afraid that Xie Yao would catch a cold, so he raised his hand and sewed the window shut.

When he looked out of the window, he heard a few faint humming of cicadas, which seemed to have lost the fierce and desperate taste of Xia Tian.

Yan Zhou suddenly felt a strange feeling - it was as if a place in his heart that had been empty had been filled.

He used to feel that he couldn't hear the cicadas singing in autumn, and just one sound could disturb his thoughts for a long time. Miscellaneous images flashed through his mind disturbingly, and he felt an indescribable sense of desolation and emptiness.

The heart is like a scale with an extremely sensitive rod, and it will sway left and right when a little weight is added.

However, the arrival of a certain person helped him stabilize, gave him a heavy dose of weight, and suppressed his messy thoughts involuntarily.

Compared with the role of simple companionship, it is more like the spiritual comfort brought by intimacy.

At this moment, he realized very clearly that someone was by his side.

Although a certain little bastard was playing with his mobile phone and watching dramas while he was struggling to do his homework, and now he is sleeping soundly.

When I come to my own house, I either eat or sleep.

Xie Yao even whimpered unconsciously when he fell asleep, like a cat.

Yan Zhou walked to the edge of the bed, raised his hand and scratched Xie Yao's chin: "Wake up, it will be dark if you sleep again."

Xie Yao turned over and slept disheveled, the clothes on his waist were rubbed up high, revealing half of his white and slender waist.

Yan Zhou averted his eyes, and gently pushed Xie Yao twice.

Xie Yao heard someone calling him, and turned around on the bed a few times, messing up the quilt.

Then successfully, he lifted his top even higher.

Xie Yao was already on the thin side, and when he was lying flat, he could faintly see his slightly protruding ribs.

Yan Zhou couldn't bear it anymore, put one hand on Xie Yao's waistline, rubbed it hard, then leaned over and kissed him.

Xie Yao was so kissed that he opened his eyes in a daze, almost thinking that he was having some unspeakable dream.

After realizing that it was the boyfriend himself, Xie Yao put his hand on the back of Yan Zhou's neck, and said with a light smile, "Have you finished writing the paper, and you dare to kiss me before you finish?"

Yan Zhou took a bite on the corner of his mouth, then sat up, and pulled Xie Yao up as well: "Look at the time, it's almost 04:30."

Xie Yao froze, stroked his messy sleeping hair, and said: "You should call me, I didn't expect to sleep for almost two hours."

Yan Zhou: "It's okay to call you up, you come to my house to eat or sleep."

Xie Yao choked up.

He got up from the bed to hook his slippers, and suddenly thought of something, he turned around and asked Yan Zhou, "Did you play a hooligan just now?"

Yan Zhou looked calm, noncommittal.

Xie Yao made a sudden move and snatched a handful from Yan Zhou's abdomen.

Yan Zhou: "Are you naive?"

Xie Yao: "An eye for an eye. But to be honest, your abs seem to be pretty good."

Yan Zhou raised his eyebrows.

After Xie Yao corrected the two papers, he found that Yan Zhou had made great progress. The correct rate of basic knowledge was basically above 90.00%. The rest of the mistakes were made by Xie Yao to make up for the missing knowledge points, and advanced a little. You can also do the second small question all the way to the point.

Although the paper was clean and the questions were not circled, there were basically no mistakes made by careless reviewers.

Xie Yao turned the paper over and over, and couldn't help but nodded.

Xie Yao: "Very good, really good."

Yan Zhou: "Is the writing not bad?"

Xie Yao: "Thinking too much, I mean I teach really well, teach students in accordance with their aptitude, and be bold and innovative."

Yan Zhou stretched out his hand: "What about the reward?"

Xie Yao patted on his palm: "Because of your hooliganism just now, I decided to cancel temporarily."

Yan Zhou reminded him lightly: "This is not hooliganism, it is the legitimate benefit of my boyfriend."

Xie Yao raised his eyebrows: "Look at my mood, I'm a little hungry now."

Yan Zhou let out a "huh", "Think about it, do you come to my house to eat and sleep?"

Xie Yao also smiled frankly: "Yes, is there a problem? You can also go to my house, and I will let you sleep back."

As soon as Xie Yao finished speaking, both of them were silently stunned.

Unanimously, they are all a little bit crooked.

Xie Yao slapped himself in the heart.

The author has something to say: Xie Yao: Let your mouth be faster than your brain! !