Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

Yan Zhou was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that he was almost cheated by some little bastard, so he said helplessly, "I don't think about it, just this."

Xie Yao said solemnly: "Okay, then I will arrange it for you. Anyway, there is no such shop after passing this village. If you don't want it, I will have to buy and sell it for you."

Yan Zhou smiled and became curious: "How do you plan to arrange it?"

Xie Yao thought for a while: "I'll change your note first, and then post a very cryptic Moments, so it won't be exposed, is that okay?"

Yan Zhou pondered for a while: "Then your movements are a bit slow. I have already arranged for you."

Xie Yao didn't regain his composure, and suddenly realized something, exited from the call interface, and flipped into Yan Zhou's circle of friends.

His circle of friends threw a picture, and it was released just now.

The background of the photo is clean and free of debris, the simple and clear warm yellow color is Yan Zhou's desk at first glance, but the background is rather blurred, only the objects in the middle are prominent and conspicuous.

Yan Zhou took a macro photo of a boat made of candy paper and stood it on the desk. The cabin was slightly sunken, as if it was filled with silver moonlight, but it was shining brightly.

Xie Yao didn't expect Yan Zhou to still keep this little thing.

Against the soft background, the ship is a small luminous body, like a fantasy and gorgeous dream.

Xie Yao savored the beauty inside for a while, then smacked his lips and said dissatisfiedly, "Why did you do everything first?"

Xie Yao: "No, I'm just asking casually, are you so confident that you can be my boyfriend? What if I dove you and turn around and deny you?"

Yan Zhou's eyebrows twitched, and he threatened: "... If you don't dare, if you dare, I will stew you into pigeon soup."

These words sounded a bit like a school bully, Xie Yao could imagine the expression on Yan Zhou's face when he blocked him in a corner with half of the water pipe and questioned him coldly if he was a dove.

After making up his mind that he was a heartless person, Xie Yao hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I dare not, I will give it to you right now, click, like, like!"

After he cut to Moments and liked it, he found that Yan Zhou's comment area had already squatted a group of dizzy melon eaters.

The small crowd held doubtful number plates on their heads, waiting for the Lord to explain.

Li Jun: What does this mean?Why is it that the more I look at your circle of friends, the more I don’t understand it?

Li Jun: Why are you still engaged in art? No matter how bad it is, you can go to New Oriental to learn cooking. There is a future. Do you want to switch to photography?

The words "New Oriental Cuisine" almost sent Xie Yaoxiao into the crack of the sofa.

Xie Yao: "Brother, Li Jun's comment section asked you to go to New Oriental to learn cooking, hahahaha I laughed so hard."

Yan Zhou: "..."

The silence on the other side surprised Xie Yao: "You don't really want to go to New Oriental, do you?"

Yan Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Nothing."

Yuan Zhigao also replied below: Brother Zhou's frequency of posting to Moments has obviously exceeded the standard recently... I also want to know what is going on?

Yuan Zhigao: Brother, tell the truth, are Junjun and me having other dogs outside behind my back?

Seeing these two people singing together in the comment area, Xie Yao smirked for a while, and asked Yan Zhou: "Should I tell them about our affairs? I feel that Li Jun and Lao Yuan are quite confused."

Yan Zhou: "I can do it, it's up to you, but you have to think of a way, otherwise...the reaction will probably be bigger."

Xie Yao thought about it, and felt that Li Jun probably didn't react too much, and the big one should be...Yuan Zhigao.

He might have dreamed that he would be defeated by Yan Zhou in the end.

Xie Yao pondered for a moment: "I haven't thought about it, or I just wait for them to discover it naturally."

Not long after hanging up the phone, Xie Yao was frantically poked on WeChat by You Jingyi, and the messages spread out one by one, Xie Yao silently climbed the stairs.

You Jingyi: What's going on with Brother Zhou!

You Jingyi: The circle of friends is a bit frequent recently.

You Jingyi: A woman's intuition tells me that there must be something wrong! !

You Jingyi: Have you noticed any clues?

You Jingyi: Is there some little girl who is Yingyingyanyan approaching Brother Zhou!

When seeing some strange words, Xie Yao fell silent.Although it is true that someone is approaching, is he really not? ? ?

Xie Yao: Why do you think it's Yingyingyanyan's... little girl?

You Jingyi: I guessed it.

You Jingyi: Although Brother Zhou doesn't say anything, he definitely likes that kind of little girl.

You Jingyi: Think about it, he is so cold, if he likes the cold type, how could those two popsicles be together?There is always someone who is more enthusiastic and flirtatious, who will take the initiative to seduce him.

You Jingyi: Otherwise, can you imagine Brother Zhou's enthusiasm?

Xie Yao: To be honest, I can’t.

He couldn't help hissing, feeling that these seemingly ridiculous words were inexplicably reasonable.

He tried to shake the thought out of his head—makes sense shit?He is not?

Xie Yao thought this was over, but You Jingyi intensified and asked: No, I think something is wrong, you just said "why do you feel...".

You Jingyi: You must know something!

You Jingyi: Tell me, who is that little bastard? !The old lady will kill her at her house tonight!

Xie Yao inexplicably raised his head and glanced at his own door lock. After reading it, he was shocked by his unconscious action.

What are you thinking Xie Yao?Are you that kind of person?You are not!

Xie Yao, you are a decent person.

Xie Yao quickly explained: No, it doesn't exist.

Xie Yao: You think too much!

He didn't know how to tell Neptune the truth at all-the two fish in her pond had their own partners, and they produced and sold themselves, so they didn't have to worry about it at all.

After perfunctory You Jingyi, Aunt Xie Yao called again and asked if he had paid all the money.He also said that Xie Yao had no one to take care of him in the country, because he was busy in the store, he didn't take care of it, so there was no reason to ask his nephew to pay.

Xie Yao was helpless, so he had to explain in detail that he had won a scholarship, and there were a lot of people eating, so I was really embarrassed.

Only then did his aunt let him go and let him come to eat more in the future.

After a while, Xie Yao still felt a little excited, remembering that Yan Zhou's note hadn't been changed, and excitedly went back to change the note.

He thought for a while, and a ghost idea came to his mind.

After the modification, the screenshot was sent to Yan Zhou.

Xie Yao suspected that Yan Zhou was staying by the phone, as soon as his message was sent, the other end started "typing".

Yan Zhou: plgg

Yan Zhou looked at it for a while, but didn't react, so he went to search, and then fell silent.

Xie Yao: No way, I'm just so superficial and refreshing.

Xie Yao: Yangou has nothing to say, I like your face.

Yan Zhou: Yan dog?If you insist on being my dog ​​and taking my last name, I can't stop you.

Grass, did Xie Yao realize that he had dug a hole for himself? Then he covered his face and felt a toothache.

Xie Yao jumped over the hole he dug himself, and asked: What did you remark to me?

Yan Zhou: In order to match your level, the boyfriend I originally noted down is now going to change.

Yan Zhou: It's a homonym, are you sure you want to know?

Xie Yao became more and more curious, and asked: Are you sure, why don't I know?

When Yan Zhou sent the screenshot, Xie Yao only glanced at it, and his ears immediately began to turn red. He strongly suspected that he had been molested.

"Slender waist".

Xie Yao sent a small series of emojis of an angry villain with his hips on his hips, implicitly expressing his anger and shyness. He could almost see the man on the other side turning his face away and chuckling after he succeeded.

Xie Yao: You are poisonous...

Yan Zhou: Each other each other.

Xie Yao: Have you coveted my body for a long time?

Yan Zhou: Have you been licking my face for a long time?

Xie Yao was stunned by the question, and said in his heart that he used to think that this person's poor Chinese was really a ghost, but he was clearly good enough, and he was a set of people, and he could ruthlessly poke at the point.

Seeing Xie Yao's silence, Yan Zhou felt that he had guessed right - his boyfriend might be a superficial Yangou in essence.

Yan Zhou had no choice but to step down the steps by himself, and asked, "Will you come to my house for dinner tomorrow?"

Xie Yao nodded in satisfaction when he saw this, and felt that his boyfriend was quite good, so he replied without thinking: "Okay."

Yan Zhou: Noon is okay?

Xie Yao: No problem.

Yan Zhou: You drank some wine at night, go to bed quickly, don't stay up.

Xie Yao put down his phone and took a shower, and when he came back, he saw a message on it.

Yan Zhou: Good night, boyfriend.

The corners of Xie Yao's mouth raised uncontrollably.He lay on the bed and repeatedly flipped through the chat records he had with Yan Zhou before, and he became a little sleepy after flipping through, and finally fell asleep while clutching his phone.

The next day, Xie Yao woke up very early, and Yan Zhou woke up very early too.

Almost at the same time, the two grabbed their mobile phones and switched to WeChat to see if the other party had sent a message.

The main reason was that yesterday was a bit dreamy. They were all afraid that when they woke up, the boyfriend they picked up somehow would fly away.

Xie Yao: Good morning!

Yan Zhou: Are you awake?

Xie Yao's message had just been sent out, and Yan Zhou's message followed.The two said a few words casually, and Xie Yao got out of bed to wash up.After washing up, he looked carefully in the mirror, and rarely checked whether he had dark circles under his eyes.

There was still some time before noon, Xie Yao casually ate two bites, wanting to save some stomach for noon, and then wandered aimlessly in the living room.

After shaking around, he ran to the closet and rummaged through it. He found a simple white short-sleeved upper body, but he hesitated about the trousers.

He thought about how to inadvertently show the length, straightness and thinness, without being so obvious and deliberate.But he really didn't have many pants, so he finally gave up and picked up a pair of gray sweatpants and put them on.

Pants: I think you're making things difficult for me.

In the end, he wanted to go to his boyfriend's house to pick up some pants to wear. The one he borrowed earlier seemed to be a good one?

Since he woke up a little early in the morning, Xie Yao realized that it was only ten o'clock after getting dressed, and he seemed impatient for fear of going too early.

The persona of Xueshen cannot be collapsed, he wants to restore his reserved persona.

Xie Yao simply put aside the messy things, sat down and wrote a paper, checked the time after writing, and went out when he felt that it was almost time.

The moment Yan Zhou opened the door, he realized that he still underestimated his reserve.

Yan Zhou was wearing an ordinary black T-shirt, which made his skin very white. The neckline was also open, and the sunken collarbone could be seen at a glance.

Xie Yao gave a "tsk", hurriedly pushed the door in, then quickly pushed the man against the wall next to the entrance, pulled Yan Zhou's collar, and buried his head in a bite on his collarbone.

Xie Yao only heard footsteps behind him.

He looked up a little bewilderedly.

Three people, you look at me, I look at you, staring at each other.

A handful of green vegetables that had just been washed with water in Li Jun's hand fell to the ground with a thud.

He stared dumbfoundedly at the two older brothers who obviously had an unusual relationship, and opened his mouth wide open.