Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

Xie Yao saw Yan Zhou's bewildered expression when he was called out by Sister Yue, and said with a smile, "Hahaha, brother, do you know that you look like an emoji now?"

Yan Zhou lifted his eyelids and gave him a cool look.

Xie Yao: "That's the one——Moba Laozi."

Yan Zhou sneered and said, "Why don't you help me say these four words to Sister Yue?"

Xie Yao waved his hand: "I don't, you can say it yourself."

Chen Ning stood on the side, and casually interjected: "Brother Zhou doesn't like to take pictures, why?"

Xie Yao didn't even think about it: "He should be afraid of trouble."

Yan Zhou glanced at him.

Xie Yao blinked: "I guessed it again, right?"

"Don't be surprised, brother, you can reflect on how many times you have said to me, 'Why are you so busy', 'I'm afraid of trouble' and so on."

"You said I was annoying last time in the infirmary."

Yan Zhou: "..."

He was gagged by Xie Yao's words.

However, Xie Yao continued.

Xie Yao followed his own brain circuit and said: "It's not too troublesome. When I come back, I will fill in the knowledge points that Sister Yue taught you."

Yes, Yan Zhou must have felt that missing a class was troublesome.

After hearing this, Yan Zhou was a little speechless: "...I really didn't think about it that much."

The staff walked along the corridor to the door of the tenth class. After calling a girl out, they counted the number of people and found that they were all there, so they walked directly towards the office building.

That girl, Xie Yao, looked familiar. She happened to be the monitor of the previous tenth class. He had asked about You Jingyi, and this person seemed to be Chen Ning's best friend.

When Chen Ning saw that it was her best friend, her eyes lit up, and she went up to hold the class monitor's hand.

For some reason, she stood beside Xie Yao and Yan Zhou, but she felt like air, unable to get in a few words at all.If it wasn't for Yan Zhou being a man, she might really feel that there was an extra lamp on her head.

After my best friend came, I immediately felt that I was not alone.

The monitor of class ten took Chen Ning's hand, and pouted towards Xie Yao: "Why are there two boys in your class? Didn't you say that it's just you and Xie Daxue?"

Chen Ning simply pulled her back, and the two walked behind Xie Yao and Yan Zhou, and they were no longer in the same row.

Chen Ning then said: "It seems that a boy from a class went to the infirmary, and then Sister Yue called Yan Zhou out to make up for it."

Her tone was weak when she spoke.

The monitor of Class Ten took a closer look at Chen Ning: "Why do I feel that you are not in a high mood? This is all about...then who took the photo, why are you unhappy?"

Chen Ning pinched her mouth and said annoyedly, "Slow down your voice."

The squad leader of class ten raised his eyebrows: "I didn't say the name, isn't it that... my sweetheart?"

Chen Ning exerted a little force on her hands, and the monitor of Class Ten hurriedly begged for mercy: "I'll shut up, I'll shut up."

After letting go, Chen Ning sighed softly: "That's right, I don't think I can talk to the monitor."

The monitor of Class Ten: "How could it be? Your monitor seems to be easy to get along with."

Following Chen Ning's gaze, she looked forward and found that Xie Yao was very close to Yan Zhou, and she didn't know what they were talking in a low voice.

She suddenly understood.

Turning around, he said to Chen Ning: "I think your class monitor just doesn't understand the style, a typical kind of stinky straight guy."

Chen Ning slowly made a question mark.

The squad leader of the tenth class explained: "This kind of stinky man - he will not seize the opportunity when there is a girl around him, he just knows to stick with his brothers and friends. I have seen it too much. My brother turned out to be this kind of person. If I hadn't reminded him, He's about to lose my sister-in-law. Let me tell you, don't be too obvious when my sister-in-law was chasing after my brother, even the blind can see it, but my brother didn't."

Chen Ning was in a trance, and nodded with a vague understanding.

The monitor of class ten suddenly felt that he really knew a lot, so he continued to comfort him: "Boys are very immature, and their mental age is young, so don't be as knowledgeable as them."

Chen Ning felt that she saw the sun behind the clouds, and suddenly became enlightened.

The staff who took the lead in the front walked to the teaching building and opened an empty office.There is a large bag of new school uniforms from the factory in the office, including blue and white stripes, red and white stripes, and yellow and white stripes.It fully shows what it means to make clothes in general, and the arrangement and combination are well played.

The photographer hung up the white curtain, turned on the light panel, and finally set up the equipment.

The female staff member dug out the list and roughly arranged them according to their stature.Because the selected ones are all with a good image, and none of the men and women are particularly short, the female staff are very satisfied.

"Each of you can take one color, and you don't need to change it many times. First take pictures of singles, and then take pictures of doubles."

At this time, students from other classes took advantage of the situation and asked: "Teacher, is the two-person shoot a man and a woman?"

Female staff member: "That's right, let's match each other according to the height of my current row. This way, the height difference between each group will be about the same."

When Chen Ning heard this, she was relieved, she was still in the same group as Xie Yao.She glanced at Xie Yao, who just happened to meet her eyes, and had to smile politely.

After everyone reported their sizes, the staff picked out the clothes and asked them to choose their own colors. Xie Yao chose a red and white suit at random, and Yan Zhou directly took the nearest blue and white suit.

"There is a toilet right next to it, everyone just go in and change."

The boys all went to the toilet, closed the door, and changed their clothes directly in the open space.

Xie Yao found a corner, hung his school uniform on the door of the cubicle next to him, and immediately began to take off his shirt.

The clothes were only halfway up, and I don't know which sharp-eyed person shouted.

"Wow, Xue Shen's skin is so white!"

Xie Yao was talking about himself unconsciously at first, but when he pulled his head out of his clothes, he found that several pairs of eyes were staring at him.

A boy came over and stretched out his arm to gesture: "Oh my god, I'm dark!"

"It's so white, Xueshen, do you never bask in the sun?"

Xie Yao couldn't laugh or cry: "Of course the place where you wear clothes can't get the sun."

In fact, his upper body has almost been taken off, his arms have not withdrawn, only half of his chest is left, revealing his narrow waistline.

The boy actually took another look and said in surprise, "God of learning! Your waist is so thin!"

These words made the people around me even more curious, and they all wanted to come over and feel it.

Xie Yao: "..."

Mad, there are a group of mentally retarded people in the toilet.

Yan Zhou directly opened the door of the compartment, pushed Xie Yao in, and then closed the door for him.

Yan Zhou frowned, turned his head and said, "Where are so many nonsense coming from changing clothes."

A few boys next to him thought of the glorious fighting deeds of the school tyrant, coupled with Yan Zhou's cold face, and the aura around him was so cold that they shrunk their necks, and silently went back to their own corner to change their clothes went.

Xie Yao sent a WeChat message to Yan Zhou in the cubicle.

Xie Yao: Brother, thank you very much, but you almost pushed me into the pit, you know.

Yan Zhou: ...

Xie Yao: Fortunately, there are no ideas or anything in this pit.

After Xie Yao changed his clothes and came out, Yan Zhou was already waiting for him at the door.

Yan Zhou was dressed in white, which made him look very fresh and clean. As soon as he stood at the door, the toilets were shining brightly.

Xie Yao made a comparison, and couldn't help but said: "Why do I think your color looks better? I knew I would choose blue and white."

Xie Yao wore the T-shirt with a somewhat empty feeling, and the neckline was also opened a little, revealing his white and delicate collarbone without any cover.

Yan Zhou just glanced at it: "Is your size too big?"

Xie Yao lowered his head and tugged at the hem of the clothes, and twisted the excess fabric together along the waistline: "Ah... you say it like that, it seems that you really took a size up."

Yan Zhou thought that this man's waist was too thin.

Xie Yao didn't pay much attention, and adjusted his clothes: "Forget it, just wear whatever you want, and you'll be done after taking a random photoshoot."

Chen Ning and Xie Yao were holding the same red and white bars. Xie Yao entered the classroom with his front foot, and Chen Ning followed him and stood beside him.

The staff greeted: "Everyone, stand up, let's take a single photo first."

They took turns standing in front of the white cloth, and some of them were obviously not suitable for taking pictures, their limbs were very stiff, and their facial expressions were particularly dignified.

The staff had to remind: "Come on, everyone, have a laugh, don't look like you have to walk out of the examination room and find that you have filled in the wrong row on the answer sheet."

This made everyone amused, and even a few introverted girls relaxed, and the photographer hurriedly took a few pictures.

Xie Yao looked at his tablemate still standing in front of the white cloth expressionlessly, continuing to maintain his usual facial paralysis.

Staff member: "Student, just smile, just do what you did just now."

Yan Zhou remained indifferent and went his own way.

The photographer took a picture, and then flipped back to look at the negative: "Actually, it's not bad. This classmate has a good style even if he doesn't smile."

Hearing this, the staff at the side took a step back and looked at the photo on the screen. After a while, they nodded: "It seems to be so special...the eyes are very tense, and the sense of the camera is very strong."

When we arrived at Xie Yao, Xie Yao just smiled and finished the filming quickly without any guidance.

The photographer said happily: "I like models like you, once and for all!"

They were about to shoot a couple, when a well-dressed man with metal-rimmed glasses walked in through the door.

Xie Yao saw his bald top at the first glance. To be precise, the Mediterranean is not even considered, because he also combed a few strands of hair on the side to the center very chicly, probably trying to cover it up. top of the head.

He glanced at the situation in the classroom, and the first thing he said was: "I heard that you are taking promotional photos of school uniforms?"

A staff member knew him, so he hurried forward to say hello: "Hello, principal."

The principal nodded and pushed down his glasses: "How is the filming going?"

Staff: "The single photo has been taken, now is the double photo."

Principal: "Do you want a male and a female for the double photo?"

Staff: "Yes."

The headmaster pondered for a while, then frowned and said, "It's not good to shoot a man and a woman."

Staff: "Huh?"

Principal: "A man and a woman stand together for a photo shoot. When the time comes, the publicity photo will look like a couple. It is easy to spread the bad atmosphere of love in the campus."

After finishing speaking, he also heavily emphasized the words "bad atmosphere".

The staff said, is this all right? ? ?

The staff member said uncertainly: "So we let girls take pictures with girls, and boys take pictures with boys?"

The principal thought for a while and said, "Then why do you need a double photo?"

The staff was silent: I fucking want to know too! !

The headmaster looked around the classroom. He pushed his glasses and said, "In this way, boys take pictures with boys, girls take pictures with girls, and wear different clothes. There will be a comparison."

The staff member wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Okay, okay."

Chen Ning couldn't believe that the photos of the couple she got just flew away like this, so she caught off guard and exchanged a glance with the squad leader of Class [-].

Class [-] monitor: "Don't look at me like that, we are destined to be gay. If you don't take off, I won't take off. Whoever gets off first is a dog. This is God's will."

Chen Ning wanted to cry but had no tears.

After confirming the mode of the two-person photo, the staff said: "Then you each discuss who you want to take the photo with, and you can choose different colors."

Chen Ning had no choice but to drag the monitor of the tenth class to recognize the arrangement of fate.

Without even thinking about it, Xie Yao directly said to Yan Zhou: "Brother, let's go together."

Yan Zhou: "Yes."

When it was their turn, the principal happened to be watching from the side, and saw that Xie Yao's clothes were a little loose, while Yan Zhou's shoulders were neat and docile, he was not satisfied and said, "Student, are your clothes too big? Go change them." It fits well, and there is no spirit in such a loose fit."

The staff on the side thought that it was not that exaggerated, but they quickly turned over a piece of clothing and threw it to Xie Yao.

Then he turned his head and said to Yan Zhou: "Student, why don't you take pictures with others first."

Yan Zhou glanced at the staff member indifferently: "I'll wait for my friend."

After speaking, he stood aside.

After a while, his cell phone rang suddenly, and it was Xie Yao calling him.

Yan Zhou was stunned for a moment: "What's wrong with you?"

Xie Yao's voice was a little hasty: "Wow, trough, brother, come to the toilet and save me!"

Yan Zhou ran to the toilet without saying a word.

He pushed the compartment straight away.

Xie Yao was panting and wrestling with his coat to the death.

Xie Yao was about to cry: "This neckline is so huge that I can't get my head out. Absolutely, this anti-human size..."

Yan Zhou looked at it and said speechlessly, "Then how did you get involved?"

Xie Yao struggled a few more times, but still couldn't take it off: "I didn't think much about it at the time, and just stuck it in, but it was only after I put it in that I realized something was wrong. As expected, I couldn't take it off..."

"Don't ask, if you ask, the person involved regrets it very much now."

"Do you think this thing is the same as taking off a ring, you need to put some oil on my head..."

Xie Yao grabbed the corner of the clothes with his backhand, rolled the clothes upside down and pulled them up vigorously, so that his naked back was facing Yan Zhou.

The boy's back has smooth and beautiful lines and texture, and a pair of shoulder blades are slightly protruding, like the wings of a bird flapping its wings.

From the nape of the neck along the back, to the sunken lumbar arch...

Yan Zhou's eyes fell inch by inch.

Until he realized something, he quickly looked away.

Second time...

Xie Yao reminded him anxiously, his voice muffled by his clothes: "Help! Hurry up, I'm about to suffocate!"

Yan Zhou took a deep breath, and said slowly, "Don't pull it hard."

With that said, Yan Zhou helped him pull down his clothes.

Xie Yao's head came out from under the reversed clothes, his neck was a little red from being strangled, probably because of the force, his eyelashes were covered with water vapor.

He looked at Yan Zhou and asked inexplicably, "Then what should I do?"

Yan Zhou pondered for a while: "Wait a minute, I'll find you some scissors."

In the previous photography office, there was nothing but bags of clothes. He finally ran to Lao Yang's office to find a pair of scissors.

Xie Yao: "Brother, you are here."

Yan Zhou entered the cubicle and was about to help him cut off his collar when Xie Yao suddenly said, "Why don't we go out, I'm afraid the two of us will fall into the pit if we're crowded here."

Yan Zhou: "...OK."

With their backs facing the door, Yan Zhou opened Xie Yao's collar a little, then put the scissors on the collar, trying to find a good entry point.

The cold touch shocked Xie Yao, and he couldn't help saying: "Brother...you seem to want to murder me."

Yan Zhou: "..."

Yan Zhou: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll come to the truth."

While cutting, Xie Yao breathed a sigh of relief, and said with emotion: "I'm so exhausted."

Half of the clothes are still hanging around the neck.

At this time, there were hurried footsteps outside the door, and a classmate's voice sounded: "They seem to be in the toilet...why haven't they come back for so long?"

Yan Zhou frowned, thinking they were annoying, so he pushed his elbow and closed the door directly from the inside.

The two classmates outside the door looked at each other.

An emotionless voice came from inside: "Wait a minute, it will be ready soon."