Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

Li Jun let go of Yuan Zhigao's hand, and Yuan Zhigao almost knelt down towards Xie Yao again.

All eyes were strangely focused on Xie Yao.

Yuan Zhigao leaned on Li Jun and murmured: "Junjun, what did he say just now, the wind is too strong and I seem to be hallucinating."

What the hell is this Shura field.

Xie Yao: Who am I, where am I, what did I just say...

In the past, he could dig out a courtyard with his toes in embarrassment, but now he thinks that a Forbidden City is not a big problem.

Li Jun coughed unnaturally twice.

Xie Yao quickly came back to his senses, and stumbled and said, "I just said it casually just now, I, I may have drunk a little too much."

He cast a glance at Yan Zhou, Yan Zhou's expression was as calm as usual, and he didn't show obvious displeasure.

Probably just took it as a joke.Xie Yao is not sure.

Yuan Zhigao, who was completely drunk, muttered when he got into the taxi: "I thought I lost in gender, but I didn't expect that I lost in..."

Before he finished speaking, Xie Yao stuffed him directly into the back seat, and then closed the rental back door with a bang.

Xie Yao: Hurry up and say a few words less, it killed me.

The sound made the driver in the front row tremble.The driver held the steering wheel in his hand, wondering why young people are so angry nowadays.

After the three of them arranged for Yuan Zhigao to leave, they walked towards the parking place.

Yan Zhou was holding the key, when Xie Yao suddenly patted the back seat of the motorcycle with his hand, and said solemnly: "I remembered something."

"Motorcycles are motor vehicles, you are driving under the influence of alcohol!"

Li Jun and Yan Zhou looked at each other, as if this was the case.

They were unable to refute for a moment.

Li Jun whispered to Yan Zhou: "As expected of a man who can turn the self-criticism into a law popularization conference, we have to be more careful in the future, in case he reports us one day."

Yan Zhou glanced at him: "How do you know?"

Li Jun raised his eyebrows: "I still like to browse your school's post bar for nothing. You underestimate me."

When I called a taxi for Yuan Zhigao before, a taxi just happened to come, but when they all wanted to take a taxi, they waited for a long time and didn't get one.

There was a bus stop nearby, so the three decided to take the bus.

The destinations of Yan Zhou and Xie Yao happened to be on the same bus line. Li Jun hesitated for a while, and decided to go back to Minghui Auto Parts first, so he went to the platform in the opposite direction.

Li Jun's car arrived soon, he waved his hand to say goodbye to Yan Zhou and the others, and left.

Then there were only him and Yan Zhou left on the platform.

Behind them is the huge glowing advertising board on the bus station, which is even a little dazzling in the night.

The man on the side lowered his eyes slightly, his eyelashes were long, like the tail feathers of a blackbird, casting a deep shadow.The light of the advertisement clearly illuminated a small mole on the side of the bridge of his nose, showing a bit of restrained tenderness.

When he saw Yan Zhou at first, he just felt that there was no warmth in this person, and there was a kind of indifference to the bone that strangers should not enter.After getting along a lot, in fact, this person doesn't seem so cold.

Xie Yao couldn't help but said, "Brother."

"Ok?"

Yan Zhou turned his head, his voice was deep, almost blending with the warm wind of this summer night.

Xie Yao shook his head, and didn't think of what to say, as if he just wanted to simply shout.

After a while, Xie Yao asked, "Are we a bus?"

Yan Zhou looked at the itinerary: "I can take bus No. 21 and No. 2, how about you?"

Xie Yao also looked at it: "I can only take bus 2."

Yan Zhou: "Are you still dizzy? Your face is a little red."

Xie Yao touched his cheek, it wasn't particularly hot: "The head is okay, but the heartbeat is a bit fast and irregular."

Yan Zhou: "It's much better than last time, last time I just drank and lost my mind."

"Crap." Xie Yao smiled, "I agreed not to mention it again."

The wind in summer nights is warm, and Yan Zhou stands on the upper reaches of the wind.

Xie Yao suddenly had a strange idea in his heart.

The warm wind blowing on his cheeks should have also brushed the corners of the eyebrows and eyes of the man upstream.

This idea is too lyrical and nasty, a certain science student quickly controlled his messy thoughts.

Trash romance novel by a trash cousin, abusing teenagers.

A No. 21 car came in the distance, and the bright writing was very clear in the night.

Xie Yao looked at the "21", felt a little nervous, and subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

Then he quickly glanced at his deskmate.

Yan Zhou only looked into the distance lightly, then looked down at his phone.

The driver stopped the car on this platform, and two passengers got off, but Yan Zhou didn't move until the No. 21 car closed the door, the engine started, and finally disappeared into the night.

There was a hint of exhaust in the air.

Xie Yao exhaled lightly, his palms were already a little sweaty, and he couldn't tell what he was expecting just now.

But at least he understands that no one will tell him "I'm going first", and then leave him alone to be obliterated by the night.

It took about five or six minutes for the No. 2 bus to arrive. There were very few people on the bus, only a couple sitting in the front row, cuddling together.

The two of them took the empty seats in the penultimate row.

Yan Zhou asked Xie Yao: "Which stop do you get off at?"

Xie Yao: "Xuehai Road, you are at the station of Yuegui, right?"

Yan Zhou nodded: "Yes."

Xie Yao: "Well, it's easy for me to sleep when I get on the bus. Your station will be there first. Call me when you get off."

Yan Zhou agreed and stopped talking.

Xie Yao covered his mouth and yawned, leaning his head against the back seat, and began to close his eyes to rest his mind.

Although it is easy to feel drowsy in a car, Xie Yao drank some wine, and the amount he drank was just outside the limit enough to fall asleep.Moreover, his heartbeat was a little abnormally fast, coupled with the bumps of the bus, he couldn't fall asleep quickly.

The light from the car window fell on the eyelids, and Xie Yao could feel a faint halo.

Some disorganized clips flashed through my mind, like old movies, and I paused from time to time, and then cut to the next screen.

After a while, he moved down, trying to find a more comfortable sleeping position so that his neck had a point of strength.

He propped his hand on the chair, and accidentally touched the wrist of the person next to him.

Xie Yao's heart skipped a beat, and he took a short breath.

He wasn't the type to be sensitive to such things.

Not to mention that I have never been so sensitive to physical contact with boys and girls.

He thought about it carefully, and felt that it might be because of the sentence he accidentally uttered before—it fell into his heart like a very small seed.

If it's Yan Zhou...

He couldn't help thinking about this possibility...

The touch at hand was so clear that he couldn't ignore it even if he closed his eyes.

In fact, it was just rubbing the back of his hand slightly, and he didn't even feel the temperature of the other's hand.

In order to show his casualness and indifference, or to prove that he was about to fall asleep, Xie Yao didn't move his hand away, and neither did Yan Zhou.

He didn't open his eyes, wondering if Yan Zhou had fallen asleep.

But it shouldn't.

Because he asked Yan Zhou to remind him when he arrived at the stop, so Yan Zhou would definitely not fall asleep. He is the kind of person who will not make promises if he can't do it.

It's just touching hands, Xie Yao said to himself.

Don't be so hypocritical.

Yan Zhou was just like his other friends, there was no difference.

Well, except for looking better.

After thinking about it this way, he seemed much calmer.

The bus passed a tunnel, and there was a wind passing through the tunnel, and there were intermittent echoes like whistles.

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Time, Xie Yao's eyes darkened.

This is, the person next to him seemed to say something softly to him, but Xie Yao couldn't hear it clearly due to the heavy noise in the tunnel.

I only felt that the touch in my hand had disappeared.

After the feeling of touch disappeared, he felt a beat of emptiness in his heart.

It seemed that even all the worries he had with him had fallen back into the darkness.

It took a long time, maybe not too long, because Xie Yao wasn't sure if he fell asleep.

Yan Zhou patted him on the shoulder: "Wake up, I'm at my stop."

Xie Yao opened his eyes, and said in a daze, "We've arrived so soon."

Yan Zhou turned around and warned: "You get off at the next three stops, don't fall asleep."

Xie Yao smiled and waved to him: "Yeah."

Because tomorrow is the weekend, Xie Yao didn't do his homework when he went back at night, so he washed up hastily and climbed into bed.

He lay on the bed, staring aimlessly at the ceiling.When I first came back, I was quite sleepy, but when I really wanted to sleep, I couldn't fall asleep.

Once a person is not sleepy, it is easy to think about things while lying in bed.

Finally, he got up a little irritably and sat back at the desk, picked up his schoolbag from the ground, took two papers at random and started writing, and when he finished writing one paper, he took out his mobile phone to check the time. It turned out that Yan Zhou had sent him a message half an hour ago.

Yan Zhou: Are you home?

Xie Yao: Yes.

Yan Zhou: I thought you slept on the station.

Xie Yao glanced at the test paper in hand.

Xie Yao: Have you done your homework yet?

Yan Zhou: ...

Yan Zhou: Did you finish your homework after drinking?

Xie Yao: Don't be surprised, we Xueba are thinking about learning all the time.Besides, I didn't drink much.

Yan Zhou was quiet for a while.

Yan Zhou: Can you talk nonsense if you don't drink too much?

Xie Yao froze for a moment, his head buzzing.

He stared at this sentence for a long time.

Xin said, in fact, there are many hidden premises in that sentence.

For example, you like boys, I like boys, and then you have to just like me...

The major premise plus the minor premise leads to the conclusion.

If so many premises can be added, it is actually not nonsense to some extent.

Xie Yao didn't know how to reply.

After a while, it was decided that a 36-count apology was the best.

Xie Yao: Brother, I'm sorry, please forgive me, I didn't think about what I said.

Xie Yao: I shouldn't be kidding you like that...

Xie Yao: Did it make you uncomfortable...

Xie Yao: Gently kneel down.[JPG]

He still stole this emoji from Gu Jiayang.

Looking at the emoji, Yan Zhou frowned slightly, put his phone aside, didn't reply to his message, and went directly to take a shower.

Xie Yao waited here for a long time and didn't see any reply from Yan Zhou. He felt uneasy, and couldn't figure out whether Yan Zhou was angry.

But when he said this, Yan Zhou didn't seem to be angry.

Xie Yao, as a person who can only walk in a straight line in the whole emotional aspect and can't stand the twists and turns, is very bad at thinking about such issues.

And there is a screen.

After Yan Zhou finished taking a shower, a link popped up on his phone.

Xie Yao: Offer the gift of apology with both hands.

Xie Yao: Gently kneel down.[JPG]

When Yan Zhou clicked on the link, his eyelids jumped.

Several bouncing black □□ websites have unusually eye-catching promotional fonts, "XX high-quality online courses, one-on-one with famous teachers, personalized tutoring."

Xie Yao: Brother, I think there is a course that is very suitable for you, so I just bought it, and you can listen to it if you have nothing to do.

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"Level [-] Lawyer"

First-class lawyer Qin Song was sent to a backward county to provide legal aid. After hearing about it, ordinary people all gathered around to watch, which made the small court even worse.

Citizen Ms. A: Huh, I can't mediate. My boyfriend cheated on me. Lawyer Qin decides for me. You pretend to be my boyfriend and piss him off!

Citizen Aunt B: My daughter was scolded for being pregnant out of wedlock, the little girl lost her family reputation, Lawyer Qin, you can pretend to be my fake son-in-law, my family has a car and a house.

"This is the courthouse. Turn right when the dating agency goes out."

A man with a cold expression came in from outside the house, and put his badge on the table in a businesslike manner.

Qin Song looked up, his face changed, he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you crossing thousands of mountains and rivers to mock me?"

Yan Qiuchi: "You were demoted because of the revoked rank. I didn't complete the charity target this year. It's different."

Qin Song: "..."

Yan Qiuchi: "By the way, I am now in a higher rank than you, and I am your leader."

After hearing this, lawyer Qin just wanted to curse.

Later, the ordinary people: I heard that these two people used to fight tit for tat in court, why doesn't it look like it now...

Qin Song: At first, I wanted to hit him, but I messed up the ground...

Q: What is it like to be a lawyer in a remote area?

Qin Song: Thank you for the invitation. I just got out of bed, and I’m really tired.

Yan Qiuchi smiled and said nothing.

Qin Song kicked him and supported his waist: It's harder to serve than the "client", you bastard...

Yan Qiuchi: How do you say that?

Qin Song: It is a person before the event, but not a person after the event.

Gentle and unrestrained by Qin Song · Seemingly cold but actually loyal to attack Yan Qiuchi