Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

A classmate outside the door blinked: "What...what do you mean?"

Another classmate: "No, I don't know? What's the situation?"

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou brought the problematic clothes into the office. The staff looked at the clothes with the collar cut open, and said inexplicably, "How long has it been? Why is the clothes like this?"

Xie Yao explained briefly, and the staff looked down: "Is there anything wrong with the cuff?"

Xie Yao: "..."

Xie Yao squeezed out a kind smile: "This is not a cuff, this is a neckline. Your factory likes to make the neckline the size of a cuff?"

Only then did the staff look at the clothes repeatedly, and found that the workmanship was indeed defective and negligent, so they quickly apologized and said that there was no need to pay for the clothes.

Xie Yao: ... just for this broken clothes, are you willing to ask me to pay for it?

By the time they finished their tossing, the photographer had already taken the two-person photos of the classmates in front of them, leaving only the group of him and Yan Zhou.

The photographer said loudly: "You two get closer, the taller one is slightly behind, eh, right, right, stand staggered."

"If you can laugh, just smile."

The photographer remembered Yan Zhou's going his own way, and only asked Xie Yao to smile.

Xie Yao put his hands on the pockets of his trousers casually, and looked at the camera with a slight smile. Yan Zhou stood behind him, nodded slightly, his lips were pursed, and his eyes fell on the camera intentionally or unintentionally, with a bit of coldness and kindness. distant.

It may be because of the casual posture or relaxed expression, although the picture of two people in the viewfinder is very harmonious, although one is warm and the other is indifferent.

Even an outsider can see that the two have a close relationship.

After taking the photo, several students walked back to the classroom together with their companions.

Xie Yao tugged at the neckline, let the wind from the corridor blow in, and said casually; "I'm tormenting me to death, this photo taking is too troublesome, it made me sweat all over, and I want to go back and take a shower."

The boys in front turned their heads and gave him a strange look.

One of them was a little puzzled, and whispered: "It's okay, I don't think it's too much trouble? And you can also take positive photos for free. I heard that they will give us a copy after they are washed out. The teacher also said that he would give us a photo later. For small groups, each person will be given a hundred red envelopes."

"Speaking of which, Xueshen stayed in the toilet for a long time, how long does it take to change clothes?"

"I don't know, why don't you ask Brother Zhou, Brother Zhou also stayed in the toilet for a long time."

"How dare I ask..."

After they finished speaking, they found that each other's eyes were a little mysterious.

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou didn't hear their detailed discussion. He fanned the wind with one hand while still complaining: "It's a good thing you came to help me, otherwise I would be suffocated to death by the smell of the toilet."

Yan Zhou said lightly: "If you insist on forcing yourself, who is to blame?"

The first few students: ...

What are you doing? ?What are you trying to do?

What did the god of learning and school bully behind them say, and why did they feel like they didn't understand.

Although I didn't understand it, why do I feel that I understand it a little bit?

A long bell for the end of get out of class cut off their strange thoughts.

A few people returned to Class [-]. Although get out of class was over, Sister Yue hadn't left the classroom yet, and was talking about the mid-term exam next week. Everyone sat down there in a decent manner, stretching their necks to listen to Sister Yue's speech.

Sister Yue knocked on the podium, and said seriously: "This time, the city will uniformly issue examination papers and correct corrections in the midterm, so everyone must pay attention to it, and especially cherish this opportunity."

"This is the first time for your high school to take the joint entrance exam. The ranking is the city's ranking, and it will also serve as a reference for the college entrance examination."

"So, some students with ugly handwriting must correct their handwriting for me. When the time comes, the teacher who grades the papers by computer will not be as relaxed and open-minded as our teacher in Mingcheng."

"Another thing to emphasize is the process. This time the unified examination is corrected according to the standard of the college entrance examination. If the process is omitted, points will be deducted."

She glanced at the door, and directly called someone by name: "Xie Yao, do you think so?"

Xie Yao was at a loss: "Huh?"

Sister Yue squinted her eyes and looked at Xie Yao: "It's you who are talking about. You have stabilized your writing for me this time in the mid-term exam. When you switch back from the cursive mode, don't be lazy and stop writing during the process."

Sister Yue: "Obviously you can write well, why don't you write well? Huh?"

Xie Yao scratched his hair and said reluctantly: "Good teacher, I understand."

Sister Yue didn't intend to let him go easily, and continued to tease: "Tell me honestly, do you want to be a doctor in the future, and let me practice wild grass in advance here, so that the teacher can't understand on purpose, right?"

Some classmates below couldn't help but started laughing.

Xie Yao smiled: "That's really not the case."

Sister Yue patted him on the shoulder: "Our class monitor has to be steady, and come back with the first place. The teacher doesn't have high requirements, the first place in the school, the top three in the city is enough."

Xie Yao was not polite to her either, and said in a flat tone: "It's not a big problem."

The students below began to "tsk tsk", what "Squad leader's criticism!"

, "Squad leader rush!" They all came.

In fact, the person with the big problem is really not him, but the uncle next to him.

Sister Yue saw that he was very confident and calm, and said with satisfaction: "It's not bad, it's good to have confidence."

The next section is Li Shengnan's. In order to prevent the middle-aged woman from calling him to stand in the corridor at any time, Xie Yao behaved much better in her class and completed the homework honestly, but secretly wrote it under the English textbook. other homework.

The main reason is not that he is afraid of Li Shengnan.

It's hot, and the corridor is hot.

Doesn't it smell good to blow the air conditioner in the classroom?

Xie Yao looked at Yan Zhou who was listening to the class in a calm manner, and suppressed his voice: "Do you feel a sense of tension? Or is it a sense of urgency?"

Yan Zhou was stunned for a moment: "Because Li Shengnan procrastinated?"

Xie Yao was silent for a while, then quietly asked: "Why does Li Shengnan feel nervous when dragging the hall?"

Yan Zhou: "Because it will be too late to go to the bathroom?"

Xie Yao: "..."

All right, after all, this uncle is not at all nervous because of the arrival of the midterm exam.

Xie Yao had to remind him: "You really need to prepare well for the mid-term exam next week."

Yan Zhou said lightly, "Yes."

Xie Yao glanced at him up and down, and couldn't help but said: "But why do I feel that you are not nervous at all? You are as calm as...you are sure of winning."

Yan Zhou paused, grabbed the pen in his hand, and said expressionlessly, "Actually, I was quite flustered, you didn't see it."

Xie Yao: "...I believe you bastard, even if my eyes are split, I can't see the word panic from your face."

The photos of the school uniform came out very quickly, almost the next day there was a picture on the campus official website, and there was a voting link below. Mingcheng's classmates immediately flocked to the official website to vote, almost bringing down the small website.

The small server of Mingcheng's official website crashed a bit: it was the first time in my life that I saw so much traffic.

In the evening, Xie Yao was still talking about topics to Yan Zhou on WeChat, but was suddenly poked by Gu Jiayang.

Xie Yao: "Gu Jiayang said that the photos of our school uniforms are out, you write the title first, I'll go and have a look."

Yan Zhou: "Okay."

Xie Yao clicked on the link given by Gu Jiayang, but was stuck for more than a minute, the page was still slowly displayed, and several pictures were cached for a long time.

He skipped over a bunch of men and women above, found a single photo of himself and Yan Zhou, saved it and sent it to Yan Zhou.But there are only single photos. I don’t know why the official website didn’t post photos of two people. Xie Yao didn’t see it even though he checked the website.

Xie Yao: Tsk, we are so handsome.

Xie Yao: You can directly take photos to Taobao stores for product promotion.

The photographer didn't edit the photo much, probably only adjusted the contrast and exposure, typical realistic photography.

Because I didn't think of putting makeup on them at all, the pimples and bags under the eyes of the first few students were particularly clear in the single photo, and then it was Xie Yao and Yan Zhou...

Suddenly, it seemed to have been refined all of a sudden.

Xie Yao suspected that he might have added chicken legs to the photographer in his sleep.

After the photos were posted, there was movement on the school side. A teacher from the teaching group formed a group, saying that they were going to send red envelopes for the photos taken today. The teacher just sent Xie Yao's WeChat and directly pulled him in.

Xie Yao sent a message to Yan Zhou: I pulled you into the photography group, and the teacher sent a red envelope.

Yan Zhou: No, you just collect it for me.

Oh, by the way, this uncle is an indifferent WeChat user who doesn't like to add various groups, the kind who couldn't even add friends through business cards at first.

Xie Yao went to the small group to say something, but the teacher didn't ask any further questions, so he successfully took Yan Zhou's share.

He suddenly remembered the matter of the post bar. According to the activity of Mingcheng's post bar, it is estimated that it is being discussed this time.

For the first time since Xie Yao traveled through time, he took the initiative to click on the post bar, instead of relying on the link of Gu Jiayang, a frontline masseur who eats melons.

He thought it was just a school uniform vote, and there should be no more troubles in the post bar, so he went in with a very calm mind.

The top post is "Pick the school uniform NO.1 in your heart, is it a student god or a school bully!".

Xie Yao vomited.

It is almost suspected that the person who posted it was the same person who posted him after the fight.

Familiar formula, familiar taste.

At that time, he was on the post bar for the first time.

The title of the post is: "Mingcheng double tyrant fight record - bright school bully VS cold-faced school bully, who do you pick more?"

Xie Yao couldn't help feeling that history is really a spiral.

However, the spiral is the main one, and the rise has not been seen yet.

He shook his head and clicked in, and immediately saw a single photo of him and Yan Zhou, presumably for the sake of better comparison, the host put the pictures of the two together.

5L: Our Zhou brother is really cool, this look, I'm going to die!

6L: I like Xueshen's picture, it's a bit milky for some reason, it's so warm, and the smile is so sweet!

7L: It's so damn hard to choose, I can do it all!Still voting for shit, I'm going to set up a trumpet, and one person votes one vote.

……

15L: That... I'm really sorry, I want to go to the next floor.Why didn't the landlord cut these two pictures and put them together again? The CP building next door lacks a town building picture.

16L: I'm coming to Liao! !I will fight!give it to me!Let me be a class representative!

17L: I am not interested in picking anyone, I only know that we lack a town building map! ! !

18L: photo.[JPG]

19L: I'm fine, I'm alive!It's still one red and one blue!

20L: I heard from the person who took the photo that they took a photo of a couple this time, and I don’t know if the official website ate up the photo of a couple or something, but they didn’t release it.

21L: Who is with whom in the double photo?

22L: Just those two! !Absolutely, what kind of fairy combination is this!

23L: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaes!

Xie Yao turned back to the first floor of the post, looked at the photo of him and Yan Zhou, and fell into deep thought.

After receiving the red envelopes in the WeChat group, he suddenly had an idea.

Xie Yao: I will use QQ to send you red envelopes, and you can go to QQ.

Yan Zhou: WeChat doesn’t work?

Xie Yao didn't reply, and directly called Yan Zhou on QQ. Yan Zhou saw it, and his temple twitched.

Xie Yao sent a password red envelope.

The password is fucking "Xie Yao is the most handsome, even more handsome than me!".

Yan Zhou couldn't help pinching the bridge of his nose: "..."

Yan Zhou: You are poisonous.

Xie Yao: Don't talk nonsense, get the red envelope quickly! ! !It's just a rainbow fart, a man can bend and stretch! 100 yuan brother, do you want to give up?

There was silence on the other end, Xie Yao stared at the message board for a long time but no message came.

Then come here for a while.

Yan Zhou: Wait, you're finished, thank you, monitor.

Xie Yao: ...

Xie Yao: What are you doing? ?Vigilance.[JPG]

Xie Yao: Brother, why are you silent!I'm a little scared!

The author has something to say: I may drop double updates from time to time recently~~~ so please don't fatten me up! ! !I am really afraid of you getting fat in serial!

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