Ultimate Villain Discovery System [Transmigration Book]

"The geese are so good," Song Cai chatted, "Do you know what breed of dog you are? You are a Chuaner! Do you know what Chuaner means? It means that the blood is not pure, and it is a hybrid."

Big Demon King: Try saying it again?

"But you are very handsome, with such a high nose bridge, and a rebellious bone on the top of your head." Song Cai touched the rebellious bone, "One of your parents must be a hunting dog. I think you look like a wolf."

Big Demon King: Shut up.

"We are not allowed to keep large dogs here, even if you have a dog certificate. If someone reports it, you will be arrested by the dog arrest brigade. So our relationship is not long, and we will not stop after this meal. , I have to sell you to a butcher shop, butcher and eat dog meat."

The big demon king bared his teeth: How dare you!

"Haha, I lied to you!" Song Cai rubbed the foamy dog's head, and lowered her voice, "I will find a way. At worst, let's move to the suburbs. I will be responsible for you and make you legal."

The big demon king hesitated for a moment: ...boring.

Song Caiju took a handful of foam and rubbed the uncle dog's belly, noticing that its belly was soft and hot, and then went down... Oh, the baby wild goose is shy, and knows how to hide!

"Don't be ashamed, Dad will wash you clean, clean for nothing, clean and fragrant." Song Cai began to hum, inexplicably feeling very happy.

His hands have never done heavy work, and there is not even a piece of dead skin in the palms. The skin is smooth and soft when rubbed, and it can be seen that the dog is enjoying it.

"How is it, baby, are you comfortable?" Song Cai asked with a smile, her eyes full of playfulness.

Big Demon King: You, as long as you are happy.

The gentle palm continued to move down, and the hard-to-serve uncle dog suddenly thumped and stood up from the basin.

"What's the matter?" Song Cai pressed its back, "Sit down, sit down, you haven't washed your ass yet, wash your little Jiji first."

A certain big demon king who was humiliated instantly exploded his feathers: How courageous!you stop!I kill you!

The big demon king bared his teeth, and the big demon king glared. The big demon king tried to use his two canine teeth to scare off the bold brat.But the stinky boy said with a smirk: "Oh, my baby geese are physically fit! Hahahahaha!"

The big demon king gave up, when the bad hand mixed with foam grabbed him...

What to do, shamefully reacted.

If it was still in human form, Jiang Yan's face would be flushed by now.

He got washed, washed, washed there by a brat.

Although it is not his own body, the touch is clearly his, without any adulteration.

hateful!This is violation!

If I kill him now...

Forget it, take the overall situation into consideration, bear with it first.

After washing, Song Cai took her own bath towel to wipe the water for his baby goose, and then used a hair dryer to blow it.Dogs have sensitive hearing, and Jiang Yan also suffered from being trapped in the dog's body. He felt that the buzzing sound was going to blow his eardrums.

"Okay, [-]% dry, let's go out for a walk, let it dry naturally without hurting the hair." After finishing speaking, Song Cai found a clothesline from the grandma's house, put a snare around the dog's neck, and was ready to lead it go for a walk.

The big demon king stared at the circle, and scolded Song Cai 81 times for his injustice.

But in the end, he still couldn't hold back the newly appointed excrement shoveler's wish to walk the dog, so he dragged him outdoors.

Song Cai rejoiced, and greeted her neighbors: "Good morning, Aunt Wang!"

The other party: "I am your Aunt Zhao!"

Song Cai is very natural: "Good Aunt Zhao, the new clothes are good, especially can highlight the temperament!"

The other party immediately beamed with joy, shaking the hem of his clothes and humbled himself: "Really? Oh, the clothes are cheap, this kid is sweet!"

Song Cai: "I'm not sure if it's because of the clothes, anyway, you have a very good temperament, it may be your own credit!"

The other party: "Hahahahahaha..."

Big Demon King: Hehe.

This kind of walk was meaningless, the big demon king was unwilling to go after fifty or sixty steps, and stared at Song Cai with an indifferent expression.

Song Cai had no choice but to squat down and open her arms to coax his baby wild goose: "Come here baby, shall we run around twice?"

The big demon king sneered.

Song Cai didn't give up: "Come on, come on, your limbs will degenerate if you don't exercise, run around with Dad for a couple of laps, and then you'll have the appetite to go home for dinner. Come on, Dad's good baby must be obedient!"

The big demon king narrowed his eyes: Are you sure you want to run?

Half an hour later.

Song Cai was dragged and rubbed on the ground: "No, it's impossible! It's really impossible! Dad! Dad, spare your life! Let's never run away again! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..."

Song Cai was dragged by his family's geese from the south to the north of the community, and then from the north back to the south, flying wildly all the way.The little Teddy from the neighbor's house followed behind and barked, thinking it was his own courage that scared the big wolf dog away, and returned to his master proudly.

After stopping, Song Cai clutched her stomach and panted heavily: "I, I haven't run a marathon in years! You want, you want to murder your relative, dear, dear..."

Before the word "Father" was uttered, his family's geese had already walked out of the community alone.Looking at the posture of strolling in the courtyard, the three kilometers just now seemed to have nothing to do with it.

"Unfilial son, wait for Dad!" Song Cai chased after him.

At the entrance of a pet shop, Song Cai found out that his geese were going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, and stopped in front of a set of pet clothes.

"Hey, my wild goose wants to wear clothes!" Father Song was overjoyed, and hurriedly said to the shop owner, "Is eldest sister busy? Give my wild goose a set of clothes to try on?"

The store owner glanced up at him from the counter: "I'm your eldest brother-in-law, your eldest sister went to buy some goods today."

Song Cai sneered: "Oh, I said why the eldest sister has become masculine, and I can smell the masculine hormones outside the door."

The shop owner seemed to be used to it, so he took out a small set of clothes from under the shelf, unpacked them and handed them to Song Cai: "When did you get a dog? It's the first time I see you."

Song Cai: "I brought it back yesterday."

Uncle Dog, who was listening impatiently, raised his nose to the packaging bag of the clothes, making a rattling sound.Song Cai wiped off the snot that was rubbed up, and smiled apologetically at the shop owner.The shop owner indicated that it was all right, so he took out the clothes and handed them to Song Cai.

Song Cai thanked her, and put on this little crimson purple strawberry round neck lace short-sleeved shirt for his baby wild goose.

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Song Cai and the shop owner laughed together.

The big demon king looked at the little strawberry on his chest, his face full of bad luck.Obviously the color is very masculine, but it turns out to be a girl's style when it is shaken off.

Silence, it is very necessary to silence.

Song Cai took off the strawberry dress and changed into a striped light-colored blouse: "This one looks good. It's made like a suit shirt, but it's elastic. Hey, it even wears a bow tie! Try it?"

Unable to explain, Father Song picked up a dog leg and stretched it into the sleeve.Put it on and see, oh, it's just right!

Song Cai pushed his geese to the mirror: "How about it, handsome or not?"

The big demon king looked at the dog in the mirror looking like a dog, which is not bad.

Wait a minute, when did this seat have an appreciation for the image of a dog? !

After choosing the clothes, Papa Song bought a Frisbee, a bell, a leash, a bath ball, dog food and an oversized kennel for the baby geese. After dragging them home, he was sweating all over. Lie on the table and hum.

Song Cai is good-looking, and everyone who has met him will say so, and because he is good-looking, even if he takes the initiative to touch someone, he will make the other party think that he is taking advantage of him, so he mistakenly recognized him back then. The female classmate who looked at him did not report him to the teacher.

Now his appearance falls into the eyes of countless great demon kings who have seen beauty, even if they filter it through the eyes of a dog who has no ability to distinguish colors, he still thinks it is too gorgeous.

Not to mention that he was out of breath at the moment, the broken hair on his forehead was wet with sweat, two small blobs of dark color rose up on his cheeks, and his eyes were full of tiny stars.

What did a man do to grow up like this.

The big demon king scoffed.

Song Cai rubbed her hair twice and felt the sweat on her hands, so she rolled up the hem of her T-shirt and said, "I'm going to take a shower, you just stay here for a while."

The big demon king's line of sight just reached his thigh, and when he raised his head slightly, he saw the thin and white waist, the small and lovely belly button, and the inconspicuous muscle layer of the person who was taking off his shirt.

His lines are vague and smooth, undulating with the rhythm of his breathing, soul-stirring.

The big demon king felt that his eyes were burning.

This dog likes males, and the big demon king is enlightened.

He snorted again.

Song Cai entered the bathroom, the sound of water came, and the heat began to diffuse.

The big demon king fulfilled Wolfdog's wish and squatted at the door to guard.Unexpectedly, he saw that the bathroom door was not closed properly, and there was a gap wide enough for cockroaches and perverts to get in.

Ok……

The big demon king rewarded his face, arched his nose, and the door made a "squeak".

Song Cai turned her head when she heard the sound, hurriedly came to close the door, and reprimanded the dog uncle who came in uninvited: "It's rude! There are two ladies living together at home, how dangerous it is!"

After the training, he was soft-hearted, thinking that the wild goose must be sticking to him because he felt insecure, so he gently stroked the dog's head, and comforted him softly: "Okay, I love you, I will bring you in next time I take a bath, won't throw you away."

While taking a bath, Song Cai coaxed his baby goose with sweet words, but his baby goose was concentrating on admiring the beautiful scenery and didn't listen at all.

This defenseless man, this barefooted, dripping man, is a real treat.

The big demon king showed kindness, and let the big wolf dog's thieves see enough.

At lunch time, Song Cai mixed dog food and fed it to the geese, but the geese were very resistant and refused to eat a bite.

Song Cai picked up a piece of dog food and observed, frowning and making up her mind.

After 1 minute, he finally stuck out the tip of his tongue and licked it.

...Slightly salty, with a hint of pig feed.

"Grandpa, have you ever raised a dog? Why doesn't the dog eat dog food?" Song Cai asked.

Grandpa is pouring white wine for grandma at this moment, and is about to drink two glasses as usual, and said with a smile: "Then who knows, the dogs in the past were not particular about dog food or not. Hot bran, it doesn’t matter if you’re hungry or not?”

Song Cai: "Can bran be nutritious? It's so pitiful."

Grandpa: "How pitiful, people can't afford to eat, how can there be any surplus food for dogs. Don't look at the taste of bran, the dogs are getting fatter and fatter, and that stuff adds fat."

Song Cai stroked the wild goose's head: "Baby, do you eat bran?"

The big demon king had a sullen face.

What is bran, bran, skin?

I ate you believe it or not.