Ultimate Villain Discovery System [Transmigration Book]

Song Cai looked at Jiang Yan, and Jiang Yan also looked at Song Cai, but they didn't bother to open the door, as if trying to compete.

After a while, a letter was inserted through the crack of the door, and the figure outside the door disappeared.

Song Cai's eyes rolled, and just as she was about to pick up the letter, the letter was carried by a ball of black fire and flew into Jiang Yan's hand.

Jiang Yan spent all his time spreading out the letter, and heard Song Cai say, "Well, it's impolite to open someone else's letter..."

Jiang Yan's eyes turned cold: "Huh?"

"No, no, no, there is no secret between us, look and see!" Song Cai said hehe.

Jiang Yan opened the letter: "Young Master Song, seeing the words is like meeting... yo, date, the willow leaves are rising at the beginning of the month, and the southwest corner of the lotus pond. Well, the time is almost up, let's go."

Song Cai scratched her nails, doubtful: "Can I go?"

Jiang Yan: "You have hands and feet, why can't you go?"

Song Cai: "Then I went?"

Jiang Yan stood up and straightened the lapel of Xuan's clothes: "Let's go."

So when it was getting dark, Jiang Yan and Song Cai appeared in the southwest corner of the lotus pond.

Song Cai: "..."

My father and mother have been solo for 22 years, and I finally have the opportunity to be alone with my sister, why are you here!

But Jiang Yan said to himself: "Aren't you unable to distinguish the faces of others? I'm worried that you've misidentified the wrong girl, and you'll get slapped in the face for nothing, so I'm here to help you check."

Song Cai: Thank you, but MMP.

Wait, how does he know I'm face blind?

Before Song Cai had time to think about it, the girl came.

When the girl saw that Song Cai came by two people, she was a little embarrassed, and whispered: "Mr. Song An...Jiang Shaoxia is also here."

Song Cai glanced at the girl, she looked really pure, and she might be shy now, so she immediately explained: "Oh, Jiang Shaoxia is just passing by, don't get me wrong."

Jiang Yan: "Did you just pass by? I'll help Mr. Song take a look."

Song Cai pinched him immediately, and laughed dryly: "What are you looking at, what's so interesting about this, didn't you make an appointment with someone else to scratch your ears, go quickly!"

Jiang Yan burst out laughing: "Who am I making an appointment with for ear scraping? I'm so confused!"

Song Cai looked at Jiang Yan incredulously, and winked at him: "Go away, don't spoil my good deeds."But Jiang Yan didn't seem to understand, and said, "I've already said that I'm here to help, why do you always push me out? Does the girl who asked you out have a small face, almond-shaped eyes, distant mountain eyebrows, and a small dot on the tip of her nose?" Mole? If it is, then you have waited for the wrong person."

Song Cai said anxiously: "Stop talking!"

Even if this mess is placed in the open-minded real world, it is very impolite. This guy must be brainless, and he even said it in front of other girls!What's more, he didn't even remember which Xian'e was the one who signed the letter, so it was useless to ask!

The girl was really ashamed and angry when she heard the words, and mistakenly thought that Song Cai came to the appointment deliberately to humiliate her, said "Excuse me", turned and ran away.Song Cai hurriedly chased after her, wanting to explain to her, but Jiang Yan pulled him back, and said sarcastically, "I didn't even give you a chance to explain, why are you chasing her?"

Now Song Cai got angry: "It's none of your business!"

Jiang Yan frowned: "Can you say it again?"

Song Cai: "She's a girl, and we two big men come here as if to persuade you to quit. Is it appropriate for you to say that kind of thing?"

Jiang Yan: "Am I doing it for your own good?"

Song Cai: "What's the matter? Opening other people's letters is an invasion of privacy, and obstructing other people's interpersonal communication is even more immoral. Do you understand?"

The big demon king was choked speechless, and didn't say anything for a while.

Whether it is in the dreamland or the geese return to the city, power is everything, and the king is the greatest, so why do you talk about "invasion of privacy" and "immorality".

But Song Cai is not from this world, he talks about privacy and morality.After Jiang Yan thought about it carefully, for the first time, he had doubts about "Could it be that I was wrong".

Song Cai also began to regret after venting a few words here, he was terrified at that level of intimacy.However, the spirits that are good but not bad, just listen to the voice in my head:

"The system prompts that the male protagonist's intimacy has dropped to level 0, and my dear father's debts will be voided, and the punishment will be dropped."

Song Cai gasped.

Bridgehead sacks!I was wrong!Do it all over again!

However, the opportunity had been missed, and Song Cai suddenly felt itchy throat and cramps in his stomach.

In the blink of an eye, his eyeballs became congested, his breathing became stagnant, and his trachea seemed to be covered with mold.

"Dear dad accidentally ate the poisonous konjac powder, the remaining vitality is 700, 600, 500..."

"I see, don't count down, give me the resurrection card!"

"Sorry, there is no such thing."

"..."

"Aren't there no novice and novice protections? Are there no life gifts in the free cards?"

"Sorry, there is no such thing."

The dog system has no emotions!

Song Cai was dying: "But I, I just made a small mistake. Is it necessary to be punished so severely? I ask, I ask for krypton gold..."

"Goodbye, dear Papa."

"Knock in?"

After cursing, her vitality returned to zero, Song Cai's breath was completely taken away, and the aperture in front of her eyes shrunk, leaving only Jiang Yan's heroic and handsome face.

Jiang Yan's last touch came from holding Song Cai's hands, but the rescue was ineffective, and he was almost at a loss.

Immediately, his sense of touch disappeared, and his hands turned into dog paws again.

A Jiling wakes up, and the surrounding scenery is black, white and gray.On the wooden door that smelled of paint was affixed with the word "Fu Fu", and there were many books piled up on the desk, as well as many things connected with wires, as well as a boxy, unknown tool.

Still Song Cai's small room.

Song Cai on the bed turned over, hugged the pillow and murmured, even in her sleep she looked like she was about to cry, she pursed her lips and muttered curses.

Time does not seem to have passed for a long time.

Jiang Yan subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, then bared his teeth and cursed, brat!

Waking up in the morning, Song Cai looked at the wolfdog lying on the bed like an old man, and couldn't recover for a long time.

Who are you?

do we know each other?

What's the use of coming to my house?

One person and one dog stared at each other until the sound of grandma's shout came.

"Xiao Cai, get up quickly, sleeping late is not good for your ovaries! Your grandma was..."

"Got it! That's it!" Song Cai scratched her head and stopped her grandma's deafening propaganda in time.

Everyone in this community knew that he had ovaries, and there was no way to argue against it.

After washing up, Song Cai washed two eggs and brought them into the room, and handed them to Uncle Dog's mouth: "This is my bowl, and it will belong to you from now on. We are all brothers, don't dislike it."

He recalled it carefully, and remembered that this was a stray dog ​​brought back from the hotel last night. If Madman hadn't pounced on him at that time, he might have left without a meal.It's good now, the nest is small, and I have to give half of it to this uncle.

Uncle Dog looked at the frangipani flower in the bowl, and he didn't hesitate to dislike it. He poked his head and didn't even smell it.Song Cai wasn't in the mood to serve it either, so she put the bowl on the table and sighed dejectedly—he was regretting the unfinished dream.

Can I dream of my eldest son again in the future?

Haven't seen the daughters yet, haven't seen Bei Yunji yet, haven't hit the little monster yet!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Song Cai turned on the computer and started a single player, crackling for an hour, and literally wrote [-] words out of her liver.

He recorded last night's dream, coding out all the details from beginning to end, not even a single line of the dog system.

He decided not to forget this dream casually, but to treat it as a material and designate it to be used in the future.

Feeling better after finishing the liver, Song Cai closed the lid of the notebook, moved her cervical spine and shoulders, and got up from the desk.

Turning around, he found that Uncle Dog was staring at him.

"What are you staring at me for? Two eggs cost one yuan and twenty cents. Could it be that you are sorry for your free dog?" Song Cai wrinkled her nose and complained, and went out with an egg bowl, and came in again after a while. The bowl turned into a meat bun.

Song Cai picked up one and took a bite, the smell of meat wafted out, and it smelled quite fresh.

The stuffing of the buns was a little hot, Song Cai exhaled hot air towards the dog's nose, and asked shyly, "Is it delicious?"

A certain big demon king: ...

court death.

Song Cai smiled and rubbed the dog's head twice: "Just kidding, it's just for you to eat. Grandma bought it specially."

As he said that, he handed over the remaining half of the meat bun, wanting to ask the dog uncle to show his face and open his mouth to take a bite.

The big demon king screamed in his heart: Do you dare to ask me to eat what is left in your mouth? !

Song Cai who didn't know what mistake he made: "Don't eat it, do you want me to chew it up for you to eat?"

I don't know how other people feed their dogs, but Song Cai raised a kitten when she was a child, and her mother said that the food must be chewed and fed, otherwise the kitten would not be able to digest it.

Song Cai really liked the little milk cat, but it was a pity that she didn't raise it later. When he died, he was very sad. His two big black grape-like eyes cried into the swollen eyes of a little frog. Since then, he has never dared to keep a pet.

"Other people's dogs seem to be fed dog food," Song Cai muttered, "but I don't have any dog ​​food at home. I'll buy two bags later. You can eat the meat buns first, and I'll chew them for you. Pellets the size of dog food."

Just do it, Song Cai stuffed half of the meat bun into her mouth, started to chew, and when she felt that it was about the same, she spit it out in a small plate, and handed it to the dog uncle with a smile on her face.

Great Demon King: Ouch...vomit...

Absolutely, kill him.

Seeing Uncle Dog look away, Song Cai began to reflect.Suddenly he understood, and shouted out the door: "Grandma! Buy some vegetable buns tomorrow morning, wild geese don't like meat stuffing!"

Great Demon King: ...Is this a problem with stuffed buns?Also, who is the wild goose?

Song Cai touched the top of Uncle Dog's head, and said earnestly: "I will name you Dayan, do you like it? This name is meaningful. The little milk cat I raised before was called Dayan, which was given to me by my mother." .Dayan, we brothers have no destiny, I got you here by drinking and drinking, since you are here, you are a family, from now on, half of what I eat will be yours, come, eat."

As he spoke, he chewed half a meat bun again.

The big demon king finally couldn't take it anymore, he moved his lord from Song Cai's bed, jumped on the ground and stretched himself.

After curling up all night, I felt uncomfortable all over.

He was originally a flat-haired monster, and he had never grown so much fine hair, let alone made it so dirty.I couldn't help shaking, seeing Song Cai waving the dog hair that fell on the clothes, and came back to my senses, I couldn't help being shocked and angry-how can I shake my hair like a dog, the majestic king of all monsters!

After struggling with self-loathing and self-consolation over and over again, the big demon king was pushed into the bathroom.Song Cai dragged in the big red basin that his grandfather used to wash clams, and started to drain the water.

"Dayan, you're a little dirty, I'll wash it for you, and take you out for a walk after washing to familiarize yourself with the environment."

The Great Demon King has nothing to love in his life.

Can I refuse?

the answer is negative.

Song Cai carried the dog's hind legs, threw it into the water with a "plop", then moved the dog's front paws in, stole the small imperial bench that the grandma used to sit in the sun, and sat next to it: "Dayan, take a bath." Don't splash when taking a bath, dad will warm the oil~"

The Great Demon King is powerless to fight: Speak up!

The water temperature was adjusted just right, and the big demon king felt that his dog's hair was soaked, and the soft water gradually soaked his skin along the hair gaps, and he felt inexplicably comfortable.

A lump of cool stuff was squeezed to the top of his head, he tried to turn his eyes to look, but he couldn't see it at all, he could only see a few long eyebrows with small drops of water hanging from the ends of the beards, following the brat The movement is bouncing up and down.

After Song Cai made the foam, she rubbed it for it, from head to bottom, from back to abdomen, with good strength, gentle and even strokes.

Although the Great Demon King has a noble status, he always likes to do the bathing himself, and has never been scrubbed so brazenly by others.

So comfortable, but so shameful.

His armpits were rubbed, his belly was rubbed, the little bastard didn't even let go of his thighs...

The author has something to say: Thank you little cuties for your attention!