Ultimate Villain Discovery System [Transmigration Book]

Grandpa's wine glass hit grandma's, making a crisp "ding" sound, and the old couple laughed and started drinking.Still not satisfied, grandpa took out another five yuan a box of old-fashioned cigarettes and lit one, took two puffs and handed them to grandma, who was not polite, took it and started smoking.

The great-grandmother was furious and cursed: "A pair of old smokers, they choked to death! It's your fault..."

Grandma squinted: "What? Who is fighting?"

Grandma looked back at her through her nostrils: "You! You fight in groups! How did I give birth to you, you are far worse than Xiaocai's mother!"

Song Cai shook her head helplessly, replaced Dayan's dog food, put a spoonful of rice in it, poured some soup, mixed it well, and handed it to Dayan's mouth again.

Dayan sighed through his nose, and began to think about how to make this brat know.

Seeing this, the great-grandmother said: "Xiao Cai, tell Dayan to come to the table to eat, and sit next to your grandma."

Grandma also patted the chair generously: "Okay, come to grandma."

Song Cai wanted to refuse, but as soon as grandma took her hands away from the wild goose, she jumped up and rubbed her paws on the tablecloth, quite gentlemanly.

Song Cai thought it was interesting, so he took a piece of greasy braised pork and asked Dayan to eat it, but Dayan gave him a sideways look, seemingly dissatisfied.

"Hey, you're so picky, you were a king in your previous life?" Song Cai complained.

The big demon king thought to himself, almost.

A circle of beauties from his previous life surrounded him, their slender hands vying to bring delicious food to his mouth, and he had to decide whether to eat it or not depending on his mood.

The great-grandmother picked up the chopsticks, peeled off the chicken leg in front of her daughter, and put it in front of the wild goose: "Dayan is good, go to school quickly after eating the chicken leg, or you will be late if you don't go."

It was rare for grandma to hear clearly, so she yelled, "Oh my god, I don't know what to say first, is it that the wild goose doesn't need to go to school or that it's not a human being? Can you be more careful, you have to give Xiaocai the chicken legs first! "

Grandma: "What are you yelling at? Don't you still have a leg? Come on, Grandma will give Xiaocai another one."

Grandma: "There is another one. You have eaten that one. Your chicken has three legs."

Grandma: "A hen has two legs, but a rooster has three legs. Is it against the law? I'll show you!"

So the little old lady struggled hard in the soup, and finally pulled out a long neck with a chicken head hanging from it: "Come on, Xiao Cai, let your grandma eat it!"

Song Cai smacked her lips, showing her small white teeth at her grandma.

The big demon king reluctantly accepted the chicken leg and ate it proudly.Seeing Song Cai's grandma and grandpa drinking and smoking that...smoke, smoking, and looking at his grandma's confused appearance, his mind was mixed for a while.

The brat grew up in this kind of environment?

It's not bad to be so straight.

In the afternoon, Song Cai coded for a while, and sorted out the details listed in the morning. The water reached [-] words, and they were divided into three chapters and stored in the manuscript box.

The big demon king followed and watched, and saw that the brat was tapping dozens of small grids on the square tool, and he could tap quickly without aiming his eyes. The tendons on the back of his hand followed the slender fingers. Jumping together is very eye-catching.

At the last click of a paragraph, the brat habitually made a heavy "snap", as if announcing a small-scale ending, and as if deliberately showing his personality.

The big demon king carefully observed the newly added row of densely packed small characters on the four-sided board, and couldn't help sighing, it's amazing, it's much faster than writing with ink.

It started to rain at dusk, and the rain splashed into the window, and tiny drops of water stayed on the boy's eyelashes for a while, crystal clear.The stinky boy didn't realize it at all, and still focused on those petty words.

When he was thinking, he would frown slightly, with a small tuft of hair forming on his brows, as if hiding something on his mind.

The big demon king stretched out his claws and pushed on his leg, wanting to remind him to close the window.

Song Cai really lowered her head, subconsciously stretched her eyebrows, and rubbed his baby wild goose with a smile: "Does the wild goose want to pee? Let's go, Dad will take you to the bathroom."

Big Demon King: I'm not, I haven't... well, sort of.

Song Cai pushed his geese into the bathroom, thought for a while, and then broke off a dog's leg.

"Dayan, look at this hole, it's called a toilet, and you have to settle here, come on, try it."

The toilet in Song Cai’s house is old-fashioned, and it’s convenient to squat in the pit. As long as you can teach the big dog, it can relieve itself at home in the future, saving it from shoveling shit balls everywhere.

The big demon king's state of mind at this time is very vicissitudes of life - put your legs down for me, you brat!Also please get out, I know how to use the toilet!

Song Cai naturally didn't know what the big dog was thinking, and thought it wouldn't know, so she stood aside and stared.The big demon king was almost stared out of his hole by him, lamenting the retribution again and again, he watched him take a bath, and he followed behind his ass to watch him pee.

How, how can you pee?

The big demon king was melancholy, and Song Cai had already whistled intimately.

Shhhhhhhhh

After booing for a long time, he didn't see a drop of his family's geese urinating, and Song Cai began to think again... Oh!The geese didn't drink much water and probably didn't want to pee at all.

He put down the dog's leg to take it out, but the wild goose refused to go, and stopped by the pit with a bright stare.

Song Cai understands, Dayan thinks hmm!

He pulled another piece of paper, and said to himself: "Come on, face the pit with your buttocks, then squat down halfway, use your stomach force, um - um - you can pull it out."

The big demon king rolled his eyes: Can you get lost?

It was another stalemate, and Song Cai still couldn't wait for anything.

So, he got started.

He pressed the geese's stomach, and began to stroke the buttocks, muttering mantras as he stroked, as if praying for rain in a severe drought.

The big demon king resigned himself to his fate for a long time, his bladder was almost bursting, he couldn't laugh or cry.

In desperation, the big demon king had no choice but to raise one leg and hiss in front of him.

At that moment, when he heard the sound of splashing water, Papa Song felt as if he heard the cry of his own son in the delivery room. His heart settled down, he was a little excited and a little proud—look, my wife gave birth safely!

No, my geese pee normally!

Of course, this is also an incredible breakthrough for the Great Demon King, he has never urinated in front of anyone.

This may be the most incredible feat in his career as a demon, and it is also an unbearable memory in his life.

After returning to the room, Song Cai finally noticed the rain outside the window, and suddenly recalled that Dayan wanted to remind him to close the window?

The old father's eyes were wet with tears: "Ah, my geese are so smart! Do you want Dad to close the window, don't you? Really?"

Song Cai's tone was like coaxing a child, which made the big demon king's lips twitch.

Song Cai raised her arms and grabbed the handle of the window, slammed it shut tightly, then squatted down to hug the big dog's thick neck, and stroked the hair on the back.

Great Demon King: ...

What does it mean to come all of a sudden?

Don't think that you'll be fine after just a few hugs, I will remember the hatred just now.

...But, brat's hug is so soft.

The big demon king felt strange.In his previous life, he hugged his own woman, his father when he was dying, and Bei Yunji when he was in danger, but he had never been hugged backwards.

He has the sky above his head and his feet are on the mountains and rivers. He has a tall figure and strong arms, and his embrace with others should be magnanimous, and he should have the vigor and courage of the king of all demons.

But what's going on now, my heart is softened by this boneless hug?Actually gave birth to some confusion about the love of children?

No, it must be the wolfhound's problem, the problem of excess hair.

The big demon king's delicate thinking could not be maintained for a long time, and Song Cai suddenly kissed the dog's head.

The big demon king was dumbfounded.

You are forcing me.

Just as she was about to show her teeth, she heard Song Cai whisper softly, "Thanks for bringing you back, it's great to have wild geese around, Dad doesn't feel lonely at all now."

The canine teeth can't stand up.

Do brats usually feel lonely?

It's true, for a person like him who can't distinguish the faces of others, it should be difficult to make friends.It seems that they have been living with the elderly all the time, there is no common topic to talk about, and they can't speak a few times a day.

The Great Demon King recalled that he really seldom talked to his family, and only took the initiative when he had questions to ask.

I should be lonely, that's why I have to pile up words and babble endlessly to a dog.

That's all, the big demon king muttered in his heart, forgive you once.

Unknowingly, it was night again, and Song Cai cleared out a space between the end of the bed and the wall, put the geese's kennel in it, and spread a layer of blankets to facilitate cleaning later.

He patted the soft kennel to greet the geese: "Come on baby, you will sleep here from tonight."

The big demon king watched coldly, motionless.

"Come here." Song Cai called again, but his geese still ignored him.

Song Cai spat and stretched out her hand to catch it, and then held the wild goose in the nest so that it would not move.

If it is purely about physical strength and flexibility, a big dog of this size may not be trapped by thin arms and legs, but the big demon king doesn't want to grab a few strands of blood on Song Cai's white skin, that would be ugly .

In addition, Song Cai would play tricks, pouting and kissing the top of his head every now and then, and she had to think carefully when asking him to resist.

The big demon king suddenly found that he couldn't deal with him harshly.

One person and one dog were in a stalemate for a long time, but Song Cai still refused to let go, and the big demon king who had suffered injustice could only sigh.

...I really owe you.

Later, Song Cai fell asleep in the kennel, and her not-so-slim body curled up into a ball, but she looked rather thin.

In the darkness, the big demon king opened his eyes, got out from Song Cai's elbow, arched his muscular waist towards the small bed, and jumped lightly.

"Wow!"

"The system prompts, congratulations to my dear dad on his resurrection with full blood! You will be rewarded with 30 gold dream coins, and the current balance is 1000 gold, and the storage space of the attack point will be automatically upgraded for you... After the upgrade, the current storage space is 10000."

"The system prompts, my dear dad has successfully recharged, the current attack point is 10000, and I have obtained the achievement "Increase the intimacy of the hero to level 1", and reward a special effect card of "Glamorous". Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!"

Song Cai, who was in the mist, suddenly woke up, took a deep breath, and listened to the roar of fireworks that continued to explode in her mind.

"What's going on, did you pick up last night's dream? So amazing?"

"No, why is the attack point full after one click? Who charged the wrong number? Even the friendly degree?"

"Feeling better?"

The clear and unrestrained male voice with a little bit of unruliness came into my ears, and Song Cai shivered, looking at the man who was wrapping herself in his arms.

"Jiang Yan?"