world's most stupid

The psychologically fragile He Chun swam desperately in the sea with tears and teeth clenched. A few big sharks next to him did not know whether they were curious or hungry, and followed him closely.

Donkey!Although the ocean area accounts for two-thirds of the earth, in terms of probability alone, the possibility of falling into the ocean is indeed much greater than falling on land, but you let me fall into the sea near the edge of the continent anyway, even if there is someone nearby The island is also good!

In vain, he used to think that the earth is small and there are too many humans, but he only found out when he fell into the ocean. Oh my god, there are still too few humans. It’s been a long time. He didn’t even see a plane, let alone a ship. .

By the way, is this the Southern Hemisphere or the Northern Hemisphere?

The weather and water temperature don't feel very cold, and he can last for a long time...

Wait, why is he foolishly swimming in the sea?

He is a cultivator, he can fly!

He Chun buried his head in the sea water, he was absolutely stunned by the word "earth" to make such a low-level mistake.

But He Chun didn't choose to fly. Someone came up stupidly and insisted on comparing the speed with the shark, and the two arms were spinning faster than the flywheel.

I saw a white wave suddenly appeared in the ocean, really like an arrow piercing the sea, the torpedo was not as fast as him.

The fellow sharks were shocked: ... brother, we didn't want to eat you, really!

A small shark was very excited and chased after He Chun.

He Chun turned his head and saw that the little shark was about to bite his foot, so he immediately speeded up again.

With a flick of its tail, the little shark jumped out of the sea directly from the boss for a certain distance before plopping into the sea.

The little shark proudly turned his head and looked down on He Chun.

He Chun sneered, kicked his feet, and grabbed the little shark's tail: "Tell me, where did you come from?"

Earth native sharks also want to compete with him?Even if he is not good at swimming, he is still a practitioner of the fourth level of body training!

The little shark tried hard to shake off He Chun, and even sent out a current wave to call for the same kind.Humans cannot hear this sound, but sharks can.

Schools of nearby sharks began to concentrate towards the ocean.

He Chun hit the little shark's head with his fist.

The little shark was haloed, and it even spewed out electricity when it opened its mouth.

Fuck me!When can sharks also discharge?I just said that this is definitely not a native shark.He Chun was numb all over from the shock. Fortunately, he has thick skin and thick skin. Apart from his hair standing on end, nothing happened.

And the little shark in his hand also trembled for a while as if it had been electrified, then its body stiffened and its head drooped.

It probably didn't expect that there would be a day when it would be stunned by its own current.

He Chun put down his raised fist, and casually threw the dizzy little shark aside.

The little shark turned white immediately.

A large number of sharks rushed over with a murderous look!

"Pfft."

The sea water splashed, and a large number of sharks suddenly braked, and then turned their heads and ran away.

He Chun felt a familiar atmosphere, and when he turned his head, he saw Amon's little face full of scars.

"Amon!" Seeing Amon, He Chun immediately felt that the sharks had become cute, hugged Amon and kissed him.

Amon was already used to being kissed by stupid apprentices, so he asked calmly, "Do you want to eat shark's fin?"

"I don't want to. It is said that several kinds of sharks are about to become extinct. Let's save more species for the earth. I don't know where the others are. I haven't received their sound transmission charms yet." He Chun pulled Amon into the sea quickly In the middle, with a vigorous swing of his legs, he escaped from the swarm of sharks in a blink of an eye.

By the time the two emerged from the sea again, they were already far away from the sharks.

Amon looked up into the distance: "Is that a ship from Earth?"

He Chun looked over with him.

Not far away, a coast guard patrol boat flying the Chinese flag and equipped with dual anti-aircraft machine guns was approaching this sea area.

He Chun looked at the distance, quickly grabbed Amon's clothes and peeled them off: "Quick, quick! Take it off."

Amon knocked over with a brain crash: the stupid apprentice has grown hair on his guts, and dared to take off his master's clothes.

Seeing that Amon refused to take off his clothes, He Chun had no choice but to strip himself naked, leaving only a pair of silk underwear. Before he came, he asked everyone to make preparations. He changed his clothes, shoes and socks into ordinary ones, and threw them away casually. I don't feel bad either.As for the gold and silver and storage bags, just hang them on your own silk and throw them into the sea.

Looking at Amon again, the clothes on his body have become rags, and the original shape can no longer be seen, but the places that should be covered are covered.

He Chun felt that this was not enough. There were no traces of excessive exposure to the sun or soaking in sea water for too long on their bodies, but they couldn't do it temporarily, so they had to make do with it.

On the patrol boat, Wang Hua, who was on a patrol mission for the first time, raised his binoculars and scanned the sea without blinking his eyes. Although his seniors told him that there was no need to be so nervous, most patrols were just patrols and nothing would happen. .

But Wang Hua always felt that something would happen before boarding the boat today, and as the patrol boat got closer and closer to the high seas, this feeling became more and more obvious.

"God! That's it?!" Wang Hua suddenly leaned out.

On the sea not far away, two young children were floating in the sea, and one of them seemed to be only four or five years old.

Wang Hua froze for a second, then yelled, "Captain! Vice-captain! Look, there are two children ahead! There are two children in the sea!"

Wang Hua held up the binoculars and pointed at the sea ahead, screaming until the veins on her neck burst.

This shout also alarmed other coast guards on the patrol boat.

"Where is it?" The coast guard known as the captain fell directly from above.

Other coast guards leaned out and looked into the distance.

This patrol boat has been in service for nearly 30 years, except for the scary machine gun, the degree of automation is not high.There are many patrol boats like this in the coast guard department. When everyone comes out to patrol, in addition to relying on equipment, most of the time they still rely on human eyes and ears.However, it is very rare to find victims on the sea.

Wang Hua handed the binoculars to Captain Wei Changjiang.

Wei Changjiang raised his binoculars to look in the direction Wang Hua was pointing at. After a while, his face changed color, and he immediately used the walkie-talkie to contact the main cabin: "Old Hu! There are two children in the sea, hell, behind them... that's a shark! Hurry up!" ! Drive over at the fastest speed, and shoot the sharks behind if necessary!"

The little shark has a good ability to resist electricity. It woke up after being in a coma for a while. Seeing that the "enemy" had run away, he immediately led a large group of sharks to chase after it.

Amon turned his head and poked his apprentice: "A group of shark fins are here."

He Chun turned his head and looked, super speechless: "Is there a gun on the patrol boat, that idiot!"

He Chun tried to send a voice transmission to the little shark, so that it would not come close.

But the little shark had never experienced the power of machine guns and bullets, so he didn't take He Chun's warning to heart.

The coast guards were eager to save people. Seeing a large group of sharks, they immediately shot at the nearest chasing one.

A row of flowers was shot out of the sea.

The leading little shark was not on guard, and was swept by bullets, causing his body to roll in the sea water in pain.

It wasn't hurt, the bullet didn't break its skin, but it really hurt!

As soon as the baby shark stopped, the other sharks stopped chasing.

The patrol boat drove to the highest speed, slowed down after approaching the two children and dropped the life buoy.

Wang Hua and Wei Changjiang were eager to save people. Seeing that they were not far away from the two children, because they didn't know how long they had been submerged in the sea, they were afraid that they would lose their strength and be unable to grab the lifebuoy, so they simply took off their clothes and jumped directly.

Half of the other marine police guarded the sharks behind, and some helped rescue people.

"Children, don't be afraid, here, we are here to save you, grab the life buoy!" The coast guard on the patrol boat shouted with a loudspeaker.

Wang Hua and Wei Changjiang managed to swim to the two children, trying to help them return to the patrol boat.

Amon hugged the stupid apprentice's neck to prevent the two coast guards from touching him.

He Chun took advantage of the situation to put on a guarded look, hugged his trumpet master, and kept his eyes wide open to prevent the two coast guards from approaching.Oops, it seemed like it was the first time he hugged Master like this, and he couldn't help rubbing against him.

"Hey, we are not bad people, don't be afraid, we are here to save you. Can you understand what I said?" Wei Changjiang saw that the boy among the two children was completely naked, and the younger one was also wrapped in rags. Almost, the nationality of the two of them can't be seen at all. Seeing that the two children don't speak and are still so guarded, they think they are not Chinese.

He Chun: Of course I can understand what you are talking about. I can even tell you your police rank and the configuration of your ship, even if we are not in the same department.

Wang Hua also chimed in and added, "We are the police, Glass Sier."

He Chun almost laughed out loud. This Wang Hua must be from City H. He used to have a colleague from that area. If he called the police in E, he would call him a glass silk.

A sense of familiarity overwhelmed his face. He really returned to Earth. Judging by the oldness and familiarity of this patrol boat, it may be similar to the timeline when he left.

"Police..." He Chun acted as if he had just realized, and sobbed while hugging little Amon: "Amon, it's the policeman! The policeman is here to save us!"

Five minutes later, Patrol Boat No. XV5 of the Huaxia South China Sea Coast Guard reported to the higher authorities that they had successfully rescued two children who were suspected of being abducted by international evil forces during their patrol.

Fu Yi nodded slightly after listening to the report, and asked the person in charge to continue to follow up on the matter, and then picked up the folder and went to the meeting.He had just been transferred to the Coast Guard Department of the Armed Police Department, and everything was equivalent to starting from scratch.

On patrol boat.

Amon didn't let anyone touch him from the beginning to the end, and he was nestled in the boy's arms all the time.When he boarded the patrol boat, he grabbed the lifebuoy by himself and someone pulled him up. After getting up, he jumped out of the lifebuoy by himself, and flexibly avoided the hands of the coast guards who wanted to help him.

Needless to say, the coast guards who saved people are naturally full of curiosity about the two children, especially Amon's scars all over his body, his flexible movements, and his rejection of adults. Bloody or bizarre urban stories.

He Chun was like a normal boy, holding the little Amon under a blanket, feeding his master with hot milk in one hand, while seriously thinking about what kind of story to make up.

Amon: "Pfft." What a strange thing this is!

He Chun: Master doesn't drink milk?

Take a sip yourself.It's delicious, and the benefits of our Huaxia Coast Guard have always been good.

Amon refused to drink any more milk and pushed the cup away forcibly.

Seeing that Master refused to drink, He Chun finished the milk in two gulps.

Feeling nostalgic, He Chun licked his lips, and reluctantly put the cup on the table.

Seeing this, Wei Changjiang immediately gave the cup to Wang Hua and asked him to pour another cup.

Outside the lounge, several coast guards were looking out, but they were afraid of scaring the two children, so they only let the rescuers Wang Hua and Wei Changjiang in.

He Chun showed a slightly grateful and shy smile to the two coast guards.

Wei Changjiang asked in a soft voice, "What's your name? Where do you live? How did you fall into the sea?"

The teenager hugged the child in his arms tightly, bit his lip, his handsome face became a little pale.

It's too tiring to make up stories, and he doesn't know if this is the world he used to be. In order to prevent the more he says, the more mistakes will be exposed, it's better not to say anything. It's better to let others make up any stories.A certain idiot who used to be a policeman and a gangster has a lot of experience in dealing with "his own people".

Wei Changjiang saw that the boy refused to speak, so he changed the question and asked in a more gentle tone: "Is this kid your brother?"

The boy nodded and shook his head, hugging the child even tighter.

"Where do you live? We can call your family and ask them to pick you up. If they are inconvenient, we can also send you home." Wei Changjiang said patiently.

The boy and the child still did not speak.

If they hadn't heard the boy speak very standard Huaxia Mandarin, they would have thought these two children were dumb.

Wei Changjiang and Wang Hua exchanged attempts to open the mouths of the two children, but they were unsuccessful, but the cakes and boxed lunches served were all eaten by the teenagers and children.

The two children have a very large appetite, and they ate a full portion of four adults, and it seems that they are not full.

Wei Changjiang and the others did not dare to let the two children eat too much. They arranged for the two children to take a bath and rest, and then let the two children be alone.

The deputy captain, who had been waiting outside for a long time, saw them come out and hurriedly asked about the situation.

Wei Changjiang shook his head as he walked towards the sea police: "Those two children were too vigilant. I think they probably escaped. How many scars do you see on that little one's body? Normally, which child would suffer so many and such serious injuries?" ? It’s the older one, whose eyes are full of vicissitudes despite his young age, and he has suffered a lot.”

The sea police stopped talking, and they had already imagined the sky.From child abduction and body selling to underworld killer training, and even the secret human body laboratory at sea, etc., from criminal investigation to science fiction, I thought about everything.

"What if they don't say anything?" Wang Hua worried.Because of the strange feeling today, he always felt that he was responsible for these two children.

Wei Changjiang pursed his lips: "Then follow the usual procedures, make records, and then send them to the orphanage. We will visit them when we have the opportunity. We can collectively contribute to their tuition fees. We can only do this gone."

"But if the criminal gang behind them still refuses to let them go..."

"That's all they have to be willing to say." Wei Changjiang sighed.When he looked at the older child and the scars on the child's body, he knew that the two children must have a story, but there are too many poor children with stories in this world. When they themselves refused to speak, he even There is nothing they can do if they want to help, and they can only wait for time and Dafa to heal them.

Shortly after the two children rested, the coast guards on the patrol boat discovered another strange thing.

"Captain! Those sharks are still following us."

"They follow as they like. I heard that sharks are very vindictive."

There is no need to save people this time, and the coast guards will naturally not waste bullets to expel the sharks.

Wang Hua looked at the sharks following the patrol boat and suddenly murmured, "Maybe it's not revenge, but protection."

The old sea policeman who was heard next to him turned his head to look at him, and nodded accordingly: "Anything is possible in this world. Two children, one is only four or five years old, fell into the middle of the ocean and couldn't reach the sky. They couldn't get off the ground, there was no land nearby, let alone boats, and being chased by such a large group of sharks, they didn't have any new wounds other than old ones, and there were no signs of sunburn... The origins of these two children, hehe!"

Wang Hua looked at the veteran marine police with admiration. As expected of the veteran marine police, their knowledge was different from the newcomers like them.

The author has something to say: Earth warning: The copy of the earth will be longer~ Countless gods unfold~No logic and no brain~