world's most stupid
Chapter 111
The next day, more than [-] candidates gathered in the mission hall.
There is also a stone statue in front of the main hall, and the stone statue spits out human words, explaining the following things:
First, the strange small world that is about to enter is called "Earth" by the local aborigines.
Second, the small world already has its own will, and the cultivation of the candidates will be suppressed after entering it, and can only accommodate those below the Jindan stage.
Third, the task time limit is one year, and after one year expires, regardless of whether the task can be completed or not, all candidates must use the teleportation symbol or space channel to return to Wuxiang Mountain.If you fail to return after the deadline, the channel will be closed, and those who have expired will be left in this small world forever.
Fourth, in order to ensure the stability of the space channel, all cultivators who enter the earth cannot use any space tools.
The fifth is a warning. After entering the small world, all candidates must be careful not to kill the local aborigines indiscriminately, not to expose matters related to the cultivation world, and not to expose the space passage. Violators will not only be disqualified from this mission immediately , and will be forcibly sent back to Wuxiang Mountain, and ten points will be deducted from the total score.
In addition, if the candidate is captured by the local aborigines and cannot use the teleportation talisman to return to the mountain, no matter what the reason is, Wuxiang Mountain will not rescue it.
In addition, due to the special environment of this small world, those who fail to return after the deadline will not only be unable to practice anymore, but their original cultivation will gradually disappear.
Finally, the stone statue said the mission purpose of this trip: to find the golden elixir and fulfill one of his wishes.
In the end, the stone statue made everyone think twice before acting, lest they end up dying in a strange small world.
When the sound fell, the stone statue disappeared, and a circular aperture appeared on the spot. The surrounding area of the aperture glowed with colorful light, but the middle was like black water, with slight ripples.
There were two main reasons for the uproar among the candidates.One is the ambiguity of the task goal, and it may not be possible to find the other party in a year, but to fulfill the other party's wish.The second reason is the biggest headache for everyone, that is, you cannot use any spatial tools.
"This mission seems simple, but it is actually quite difficult. But if you just enter this small world with a mentality of experience, at least you will have no problem returning safely. If you encounter danger or can't make it through, you can use the teleportation talisman to return to the mountain." Jia Qianjin analyzed optimistically.
"The storage bag can't be used, so where do we put our things?" Han Douding frowned, is he going to walk with his qin on his back?But the guqin is so big.
The little crab is also worried. If the local food is scarce and the storage bag cannot be used, wouldn't a big-bellied man like him starve to death?
Seeing the sad expression on the little crab Mumu's face, Jia Qianjin couldn't help laughing: "You have already established your foundation, just bring a few bottles of Bigu Pill."
The little crab said honestly: "Bigudan is not tasty."
Jia Qianjin rolled her eyes, she didn't know what went wrong, their leg-hugging team was full of foodies, and if anyone among the candidates made the best use of the cafeteria, it was their leg-hugging team.He had refined the Bigu Pill half a year ago, but except during retreat, everyone is used to going to the cafeteria to eat and drink.
Jia Qianjin looked at the young man beside him who seemed to be in a daze, feeling a little worried.The always lively Chuzhu has been not quite right since yesterday, when the stone statue said the name of the task place, he seemed to be stupid.
"Stupid, everyone has already started to go in, shall we go in too?" Han Douding poked at the boy.
He Chun's body shook, and he blurted out, "Wait!"
At this moment, he couldn't care less about scolding his mother in his heart. God knows how many divine beasts ran past him in his heart after he really heard that the mission location was the earth.
He thought that even if he had the opportunity to go to Earth in the future, it would be after he had achieved great cultivation, and it would be even more difficult for him to open up space channels on Earth.
But now!The first phaseless mountain mission was to go to Earth.
I thought that I had to go through thousands of mountains and rivers to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to obtain the scriptures, but when I walked out of the house, I saw the bookstore opposite was selling a series of scriptures at a big discount... What words should I use for this feeling that is hard to describe in words? to describe?
But he had a hunch yesterday, and today he just heard another boot hit the ground.
He was more dazed than shocked.
Is this going back?
Will he go back to the timeline he came from?
If so, what should he do when he goes back?Do you want to help your friends complete their missions, or go to trouble with Fu Yi, or save the earth from danger?
He Chun's hand trembled a little, and then a slightly rough hand held him.
He Chun wiped his face fiercely with his other free hand, and greeted his companions: "Come on, don't rush into the hole, there are some things I have to tell you first."
"What's the matter?" Han Douding asked.
He Chun first said to Jia Qianjin: "See if Ah Lang, Xiao Qi, and Ma Yun are here, tell them to come over."
Anyway, they are neighbors, so we have to take care of them.Xiao Qi is the leader of another faction, and he has gotten along well with the leg-holding team for a year. Every time he sees Feng Wang squatting in the nest, he is so excited that he would die. If Feng Wang didn't allow him to stay, he might We are going to take people to the leg-holding team camp.He Chun had always suspected that he was from the Feng family, but Xiao Qi refused to admit it.
Jia Qianjin smiled, turned around and entered the crowd, and quickly called Ah Lang and the others over.
As soon as Ah Lang came over, he said angrily: "Why did you call me? If there is nothing important, be careful and I will beat you."
He Chun kicked over, "If you want to listen, you will not listen, or if you don't listen, you will fall down."
A Lang dodged the kick and hummed, "Then I'll just listen to it."
Ma Yun and A Dia stood together, and Ma Yun asked politely: "The old price? One thousand for one message?"
"Yes, listen first and pay later. If you are not satisfied, you don't have to pay." He Chun raised a finger: "I was fortunate enough to learn about that small world from a casual cultivator. Whether it is there or not, there is no need to prepare first Wrong. The first news is sent for free, the earth is not a cultivation world, the people there are not cultivators, they walk on another road, their dress, speech and writing, and the national system are all different from ours.”
Little Leopard pouted: "It's worthless."
He Chundang didn't hear it, how much is it worth if it's free? "The second news is that only humans can be called intelligent races on the earth, and only hairless races, so when we get there, we must first change the clothes and hairstyles of the locals, especially the non-hairless races. You have to take on the appearance of a hairless person."
"So troublesome? Could it be that there are no protoss in the area?" A Lang frowned.
"Heh, people like you are not called deities on earth, but monsters. If you dare to drag your tails and prick your ears, or even speak out in your original form, then you will be sent back to Wuxiang Mountain immediately after being exposed. "
A Lang and other non-hairless races frowned, especially the Yaozu, most of them couldn't even transform into a human form.
He Chun then released a blockbuster: "You guys don't care at all whether the cultivation world will be exposed. Think about it, how could we not attract the attention of the local aborigines when so many of us passed by? As long as one person is exposed, everyone else will exposed, so the first ones that get noticed are just a cover."
A Lang and other candidates all opened their mouths wide. So, if He Stupid hadn't explained this to them, wouldn't they also be likely to become one of the pretense?
Ma Yun said bluntly: "This news is worthwhile. Without your guidance, we would have been teleported back as soon as we got there. This is probably the main point of the Immortal Venerable's test of us. No wonder the stone statue repeatedly asked us not to expose it."
A Lang immediately raised his finger, "Shh." At the same time, he warned He Zhuzhu: "Hey, don't sell this news to other candidates, this time we count you as a favor."
He Chun smiled but didn't smile: "Thank you, no need to show affection, just pay Lingcoins. I don't show favors, I just do business."
Although He Chun said so, how could Ah Lang and the others not accept this love?It's also about selling news, who can't He Stupid sell it to?For example, Mi Yao and Zheng Hai, another major force among the candidates, He Zhuzhu didn't even call them.
"Is there any third news?" A Lang asked expectantly.
He Chun thought for a while, and decided that a good person would do it to the end: "The third piece of news, the personal force value of the earth may not be high, but their weapons can kill Jindan cultivators. Believe it or not."
Three messages in exchange for four thousand spirit coins.The two thousand came from Ma Yun, a rich girl who always pays in cash.The two thousand came from Xiaoqi, who was equally wealthy but not too conspicuous, and the quality of the spirit coins he sold was also good.But the god-human tribe led by Alang and the demon tribe led by another taciturn rhinoceros habitually pay on credit.
In addition to these few forces, Wuxiang Mountain has many other forces, big and small, but He Chun and the others have little contact with them. This is because the time is too short and everyone has to be busy practicing. The electors agree.
Mi Yao and Zheng Hai had a lot of people there, and they didn't go first. They saw Ah Lang and other candidates being called over by Jia Qianjin, and they looked at each other. Mi Yao wanted to go over to ask about the situation, but Zheng Hai held him back.
Zheng Hai shook his head at him.The rest of the leg-holding team treated them well, but their captain, He Chun, obviously didn't want to see them. Every time they met, Jia Xiaoxiang would come forward to negotiate with them. After a long time, under the influence of He Chun, the leg-holding team also fought with them. Going farther and farther, now it is the relationship between seeing and nodding on the road.
"Let's go." Mi Yao sent the last candidate on their side into the black hole, and turned to Zheng Haidao.
Zheng Hai withdrew his gaze from He Chun, and followed Mi Yao into the passage.
A strange feeling suddenly flashed in Mi Yao's heart, Zheng Hai seemed to care more about the child named He Chun than he thought.
Here, He Chun explained more and more details to his own people. If it wasn't for the lack of suitable clothes in his storage bag, he would have asked everyone to change before going.
As for hair, he and Amon have short hair. Jia Qianjin and Han Douding can use spells to make their hair shorter. The little crab can only use the phantom charm to directly change the shape, and other non-humans can just keep their original shape.
He Chun also pooled everyone's gold and silver together, not much, but should be enough for their expenses on Earth.For the convenience of carrying, He Chun asked everyone to make all the gold and silver into simple jewelry to wear on their bodies, and each of them got a gold belt to hide in their clothes.
Han Douding wanted to carry his precious guqin on his back, but He Chun held him down, and coaxed him that the earth is rich in various musical instruments, so he can take it when the time comes.
Only then did Han Douding reluctantly give up being a piano player.
"Do you remember what I said?" He Chun looked around at his companions.
Except for Amon, all the team members nodded, including the spider who pretended to be a member of the leg-hugging team.
"Put all the necessary talismans on your body, don't put them in the storage bag, use the sound transmission talisman to contact them if you lose them, and don't run around. When you arrive in the local area, you must first get the local clothes, and you can use spells. Don't let people find out. Okay, don’t keep too much gold and silver, a set of clothes, shoes and socks and a thin gold bracelet are enough. And…”
"Okay, stupid, you've said these things over and over again." Jia Qianjin interrupted him.
He Chun smirked, "Really? I might be a little nervous."
He Chun didn't say why he was nervous.
"Then let's go, everyone hold hands." He Chun turned to look at Amon again, exerting a little force on his hand.
Amon shook his hand and said bluntly, "Don't worry, I will find you as quickly as possible."
He Chun had a sore nose and almost shed tears.Being close to his homeland and feeling timid, returning to Earth is undoubtedly a disaster for him, and he is probably at the most vulnerable time psychologically.
Holding hands was useless. Not long after walking into the passage, He Chun felt as if he was being sucked into the washing machine, spinning up and down for a while, and everyone was thrown out.
There is also a stone statue in front of the main hall, and the stone statue spits out human words, explaining the following things:
First, the strange small world that is about to enter is called "Earth" by the local aborigines.
Second, the small world already has its own will, and the cultivation of the candidates will be suppressed after entering it, and can only accommodate those below the Jindan stage.
Third, the task time limit is one year, and after one year expires, regardless of whether the task can be completed or not, all candidates must use the teleportation symbol or space channel to return to Wuxiang Mountain.If you fail to return after the deadline, the channel will be closed, and those who have expired will be left in this small world forever.
Fourth, in order to ensure the stability of the space channel, all cultivators who enter the earth cannot use any space tools.
The fifth is a warning. After entering the small world, all candidates must be careful not to kill the local aborigines indiscriminately, not to expose matters related to the cultivation world, and not to expose the space passage. Violators will not only be disqualified from this mission immediately , and will be forcibly sent back to Wuxiang Mountain, and ten points will be deducted from the total score.
In addition, if the candidate is captured by the local aborigines and cannot use the teleportation talisman to return to the mountain, no matter what the reason is, Wuxiang Mountain will not rescue it.
In addition, due to the special environment of this small world, those who fail to return after the deadline will not only be unable to practice anymore, but their original cultivation will gradually disappear.
Finally, the stone statue said the mission purpose of this trip: to find the golden elixir and fulfill one of his wishes.
In the end, the stone statue made everyone think twice before acting, lest they end up dying in a strange small world.
When the sound fell, the stone statue disappeared, and a circular aperture appeared on the spot. The surrounding area of the aperture glowed with colorful light, but the middle was like black water, with slight ripples.
There were two main reasons for the uproar among the candidates.One is the ambiguity of the task goal, and it may not be possible to find the other party in a year, but to fulfill the other party's wish.The second reason is the biggest headache for everyone, that is, you cannot use any spatial tools.
"This mission seems simple, but it is actually quite difficult. But if you just enter this small world with a mentality of experience, at least you will have no problem returning safely. If you encounter danger or can't make it through, you can use the teleportation talisman to return to the mountain." Jia Qianjin analyzed optimistically.
"The storage bag can't be used, so where do we put our things?" Han Douding frowned, is he going to walk with his qin on his back?But the guqin is so big.
The little crab is also worried. If the local food is scarce and the storage bag cannot be used, wouldn't a big-bellied man like him starve to death?
Seeing the sad expression on the little crab Mumu's face, Jia Qianjin couldn't help laughing: "You have already established your foundation, just bring a few bottles of Bigu Pill."
The little crab said honestly: "Bigudan is not tasty."
Jia Qianjin rolled her eyes, she didn't know what went wrong, their leg-hugging team was full of foodies, and if anyone among the candidates made the best use of the cafeteria, it was their leg-hugging team.He had refined the Bigu Pill half a year ago, but except during retreat, everyone is used to going to the cafeteria to eat and drink.
Jia Qianjin looked at the young man beside him who seemed to be in a daze, feeling a little worried.The always lively Chuzhu has been not quite right since yesterday, when the stone statue said the name of the task place, he seemed to be stupid.
"Stupid, everyone has already started to go in, shall we go in too?" Han Douding poked at the boy.
He Chun's body shook, and he blurted out, "Wait!"
At this moment, he couldn't care less about scolding his mother in his heart. God knows how many divine beasts ran past him in his heart after he really heard that the mission location was the earth.
He thought that even if he had the opportunity to go to Earth in the future, it would be after he had achieved great cultivation, and it would be even more difficult for him to open up space channels on Earth.
But now!The first phaseless mountain mission was to go to Earth.
I thought that I had to go through thousands of mountains and rivers to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to obtain the scriptures, but when I walked out of the house, I saw the bookstore opposite was selling a series of scriptures at a big discount... What words should I use for this feeling that is hard to describe in words? to describe?
But he had a hunch yesterday, and today he just heard another boot hit the ground.
He was more dazed than shocked.
Is this going back?
Will he go back to the timeline he came from?
If so, what should he do when he goes back?Do you want to help your friends complete their missions, or go to trouble with Fu Yi, or save the earth from danger?
He Chun's hand trembled a little, and then a slightly rough hand held him.
He Chun wiped his face fiercely with his other free hand, and greeted his companions: "Come on, don't rush into the hole, there are some things I have to tell you first."
"What's the matter?" Han Douding asked.
He Chun first said to Jia Qianjin: "See if Ah Lang, Xiao Qi, and Ma Yun are here, tell them to come over."
Anyway, they are neighbors, so we have to take care of them.Xiao Qi is the leader of another faction, and he has gotten along well with the leg-holding team for a year. Every time he sees Feng Wang squatting in the nest, he is so excited that he would die. If Feng Wang didn't allow him to stay, he might We are going to take people to the leg-holding team camp.He Chun had always suspected that he was from the Feng family, but Xiao Qi refused to admit it.
Jia Qianjin smiled, turned around and entered the crowd, and quickly called Ah Lang and the others over.
As soon as Ah Lang came over, he said angrily: "Why did you call me? If there is nothing important, be careful and I will beat you."
He Chun kicked over, "If you want to listen, you will not listen, or if you don't listen, you will fall down."
A Lang dodged the kick and hummed, "Then I'll just listen to it."
Ma Yun and A Dia stood together, and Ma Yun asked politely: "The old price? One thousand for one message?"
"Yes, listen first and pay later. If you are not satisfied, you don't have to pay." He Chun raised a finger: "I was fortunate enough to learn about that small world from a casual cultivator. Whether it is there or not, there is no need to prepare first Wrong. The first news is sent for free, the earth is not a cultivation world, the people there are not cultivators, they walk on another road, their dress, speech and writing, and the national system are all different from ours.”
Little Leopard pouted: "It's worthless."
He Chundang didn't hear it, how much is it worth if it's free? "The second news is that only humans can be called intelligent races on the earth, and only hairless races, so when we get there, we must first change the clothes and hairstyles of the locals, especially the non-hairless races. You have to take on the appearance of a hairless person."
"So troublesome? Could it be that there are no protoss in the area?" A Lang frowned.
"Heh, people like you are not called deities on earth, but monsters. If you dare to drag your tails and prick your ears, or even speak out in your original form, then you will be sent back to Wuxiang Mountain immediately after being exposed. "
A Lang and other non-hairless races frowned, especially the Yaozu, most of them couldn't even transform into a human form.
He Chun then released a blockbuster: "You guys don't care at all whether the cultivation world will be exposed. Think about it, how could we not attract the attention of the local aborigines when so many of us passed by? As long as one person is exposed, everyone else will exposed, so the first ones that get noticed are just a cover."
A Lang and other candidates all opened their mouths wide. So, if He Stupid hadn't explained this to them, wouldn't they also be likely to become one of the pretense?
Ma Yun said bluntly: "This news is worthwhile. Without your guidance, we would have been teleported back as soon as we got there. This is probably the main point of the Immortal Venerable's test of us. No wonder the stone statue repeatedly asked us not to expose it."
A Lang immediately raised his finger, "Shh." At the same time, he warned He Zhuzhu: "Hey, don't sell this news to other candidates, this time we count you as a favor."
He Chun smiled but didn't smile: "Thank you, no need to show affection, just pay Lingcoins. I don't show favors, I just do business."
Although He Chun said so, how could Ah Lang and the others not accept this love?It's also about selling news, who can't He Stupid sell it to?For example, Mi Yao and Zheng Hai, another major force among the candidates, He Zhuzhu didn't even call them.
"Is there any third news?" A Lang asked expectantly.
He Chun thought for a while, and decided that a good person would do it to the end: "The third piece of news, the personal force value of the earth may not be high, but their weapons can kill Jindan cultivators. Believe it or not."
Three messages in exchange for four thousand spirit coins.The two thousand came from Ma Yun, a rich girl who always pays in cash.The two thousand came from Xiaoqi, who was equally wealthy but not too conspicuous, and the quality of the spirit coins he sold was also good.But the god-human tribe led by Alang and the demon tribe led by another taciturn rhinoceros habitually pay on credit.
In addition to these few forces, Wuxiang Mountain has many other forces, big and small, but He Chun and the others have little contact with them. This is because the time is too short and everyone has to be busy practicing. The electors agree.
Mi Yao and Zheng Hai had a lot of people there, and they didn't go first. They saw Ah Lang and other candidates being called over by Jia Qianjin, and they looked at each other. Mi Yao wanted to go over to ask about the situation, but Zheng Hai held him back.
Zheng Hai shook his head at him.The rest of the leg-holding team treated them well, but their captain, He Chun, obviously didn't want to see them. Every time they met, Jia Xiaoxiang would come forward to negotiate with them. After a long time, under the influence of He Chun, the leg-holding team also fought with them. Going farther and farther, now it is the relationship between seeing and nodding on the road.
"Let's go." Mi Yao sent the last candidate on their side into the black hole, and turned to Zheng Haidao.
Zheng Hai withdrew his gaze from He Chun, and followed Mi Yao into the passage.
A strange feeling suddenly flashed in Mi Yao's heart, Zheng Hai seemed to care more about the child named He Chun than he thought.
Here, He Chun explained more and more details to his own people. If it wasn't for the lack of suitable clothes in his storage bag, he would have asked everyone to change before going.
As for hair, he and Amon have short hair. Jia Qianjin and Han Douding can use spells to make their hair shorter. The little crab can only use the phantom charm to directly change the shape, and other non-humans can just keep their original shape.
He Chun also pooled everyone's gold and silver together, not much, but should be enough for their expenses on Earth.For the convenience of carrying, He Chun asked everyone to make all the gold and silver into simple jewelry to wear on their bodies, and each of them got a gold belt to hide in their clothes.
Han Douding wanted to carry his precious guqin on his back, but He Chun held him down, and coaxed him that the earth is rich in various musical instruments, so he can take it when the time comes.
Only then did Han Douding reluctantly give up being a piano player.
"Do you remember what I said?" He Chun looked around at his companions.
Except for Amon, all the team members nodded, including the spider who pretended to be a member of the leg-hugging team.
"Put all the necessary talismans on your body, don't put them in the storage bag, use the sound transmission talisman to contact them if you lose them, and don't run around. When you arrive in the local area, you must first get the local clothes, and you can use spells. Don't let people find out. Okay, don’t keep too much gold and silver, a set of clothes, shoes and socks and a thin gold bracelet are enough. And…”
"Okay, stupid, you've said these things over and over again." Jia Qianjin interrupted him.
He Chun smirked, "Really? I might be a little nervous."
He Chun didn't say why he was nervous.
"Then let's go, everyone hold hands." He Chun turned to look at Amon again, exerting a little force on his hand.
Amon shook his hand and said bluntly, "Don't worry, I will find you as quickly as possible."
He Chun had a sore nose and almost shed tears.Being close to his homeland and feeling timid, returning to Earth is undoubtedly a disaster for him, and he is probably at the most vulnerable time psychologically.
Holding hands was useless. Not long after walking into the passage, He Chun felt as if he was being sucked into the washing machine, spinning up and down for a while, and everyone was thrown out.
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