world's most stupid

On this day, He Stupid rolled on the ground, was panting from exhaustion, and refused to get up again.

Amon kicked him, "Get up, don't play dead."

"Aw! Keep kicking and kicking, it's all swollen into a ball!" He Zhuzhu hugged Amon's kicked foot, and pretended: "Brother Amon, let me take a breather, just rest for a minute."

"Not even for a second. Who said that special training is required for an appointment with a wolf from the god-human race?" After spending time with a certain idiot every day, Amon has already understood many things on the earth, and the concept of time is the first to master.

A certain fool was playing tricks to the end, hugging the person's legs and feet, "Anyway, I can kill him, it's just a matter of speed."

Amon sneered: "Your so-called ability relies on your ability to reflect damage? Is there anyone stupider than you in the world? I teach you to let your wounds heal quickly, not to use your body to fight the enemy desperately. Da Yong , not a big fool. There are easier, simpler and faster ways to destroy the enemy, why use a more stupid method with greater losses? Don't use your ass to think about problems, use your brain!"

Dasha He stupidly groaned, knowing that he was justified and couldn’t refute it, but Amon was too ruthless. He said that he was trained for special training. If he didn’t practice until he was satisfied... Note that Amon must be satisfied before he will be let go .

But what level is Amon?Even if he said to suppress his strength and fight him with ordinary foundation-building stage cultivation, the ordinary in Amon's mouth must be different from the ordinary in his understanding. No matter how hard he tried, Amon could find a loophole.

The worst thing was that Amon always grabbed his ass and beat him to death in order to teach him a lesson.Don't think that Amon spanked his ass for the sake of his health, it was purely because his butt injury healed quickly and did not affect the subsequent battle.

Because of this, his poor ass swells into a ball every day!

Amon lowered his head and said indifferently, "You really don't want to practice?"

He Zhuzhu let out a sob: "...practice."

Then the boy jumped up and kicked little Amon with one kick, and at the same time, a silk rope popped out from his hand and wrapped it around Amon's neck.

Amon disappeared in a flash, and reappeared behind the young man.

But the boy laughed loudly: "You have finally been fooled!"

Just now when he was rolling all over the floor, he had already covered the talisman array with invisible silk.

Amon looked at the white mist rising in front of his eyes, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.The stupid apprentice used the Lost Array to deal with him again.But this time's lost circle seems to be a bit more interesting than last time.

He Stupid wasn't satisfied because Amon was temporarily trapped by the Lost Formation. He knew that Amon was completely playing with him now, and he had to make a killer move before Amon got serious.

The little white spider sneaked out, no longer transmitted sound, but shouted in spider language: "Stupid, it's done, this time I promise to kill that demon."

He Zhuzhu laughed silently, it would be good to have a spider family who can control the soil to help, this time he will make Amon suffer a little.

"Thank you, Spider Spider." He Zhuzhu blew a kiss to his family—a spider from the He family, with spider-man blood, referred to as the family spider.

The little white spider's heart trembled wildly, and he was fascinated by the boy.Awow, he must hurry up and succeed in cultivation, become a spider-man, unify all the spiders in this comprehension world, use spider silk to enshroud the entire comprehension world, and then use it as a wedding gift for Stupid!

Other little spiders: "This guy is here again! I'm not ashamed!"

"My lord, don't be fooled by it!"

"That's right, Your Majesty, look at its lewd expression!"

He Chuzhu laughed so hard that he almost lost his grip on the paper talisman. He looked at the little white spider, but he couldn't tell what sex was from the other's face.

"It's okay, I've made it clear with the spider, we'll be brothers from now on, it's just joking when it says about the wife." He Zhuzhu said with great heart.

The little spiders were really worried about this humanoid companion, and little blue dot said heartbrokenly: "My lord! How can you trust a male in estrus!"

He Zhuzhu hahaha: "I thought females are more powerful in the spider world?"

Xiaolan was stunned, "That's right. It's strange, the king is male, and that thief spider is also male. Why did it fall in love with the king?"

The little spiders who were still in their infancy were puzzled, and the youngest, Xiao Yuanyuan, suddenly said: "I know, the son of the old mangy wolf couldn't find the female wolf on the grassland, so he went with the male wolf. Saw him riding on the male wolf."

"Hey, hello! Children, this is the end of this topic. You are not yet of age, so you are not allowed to discuss this kind of thing." He Zhuzhu forcibly interrupted the discussion of the little spiders, and continued to cooperate with the spider spider to trick Amon. .

But is Amon someone who will be tricked?Cough, if he was cheated, it was because he wanted to trick the stupid apprentice into playing.

Occasionally, Amon also wanted to give the stupid apprentice some motivation to move forward.And it's quite heartwarming to see that little thing's foolish way of thinking he's got it.

But this time, Amon didn't intend to coax the child. He clearly said that he wanted special training, but in the end he hired a helper, who was obviously plotting against him. Amon decided to teach that stupid thing a lesson.Just stretch out your hand to grab those invisible threads. If others can't see it, can he still see it?

He used to be in the Spirit Seed Academy, because the children there were not at a high level, so he couldn't perform too much.But in Wuxiang Mountain, among these candidates, even he had to admit that there should not be too many monstrous children.

It's just a little over a year, and many people who didn't practice before have successfully entered the Qi training period. Among the candidates, those with the highest cultivation base have already formed alchemy, and there are still a few big monsters who have not shown their true strength.

With such a big foundation, if he behaved a little bit, it would not arouse the suspicion of those onlookers.

He Stupid was digging a hole here happily, and Xiao Yuanyuan, who was in charge of monitoring the surroundings, screamed: "Poor king! The devil is out!"

He Stupid was so frightened that he threw several Explosive Talismans behind him.

The talisman fell to the ground, there was an explosion, and the ground suddenly fell.

Amon snorted coldly, kicked his body in the air and kicked that upturned part.

He Zhuzhu screamed at the lazy donkey to roll, Amon fell to the ground, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Doudou! Go—!" He Zhu shouted hoarsely.

Amon was lowering his head to study why the soil under his feet suddenly turned into dust, and there was something in the dust that entangled his feet, and there was suction pulling him down. It seemed that the soil below had also turned into sand and then Drain down.Is this the real trap?

Until then, Amon was very calm.But his calmness suddenly changed after the stupid apprentice shouted the words "Doudoshang".

On the top of the huge boundary marker at the edge of the forest, there appeared a figure who was so young and magnificent.

The child was wearing a jade crown and a long coat that was different in style but very beautiful. A long jade belt floated down, and a Guqin was placed across his knees.

The breeze is blowing, and the years are quiet.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfsaaaaaaaaaaaa!" A series of magic voices suddenly sounded.

Amon immediately sealed his hearing, but Han Doudou's sound attack ability has broken through the sky, even if you seal your hearing, it's useless, he can directly attack your soul!

"Ahhh! You bastards of the leg-hugging team! I'm sworn to death with you!" An angry howl sounded from the other side of the creek.

"Awwhhhh! Kill the leg-hugging team! Eliminate harm for the people!"

"Jie—! Drive the cold monster out of Wuxiang Mountain!"

The other side is completely crazy.

The little Han Doudou played even more mesmerizingly when he saw that everyone was so supportive.

Not only the other side couldn't stand it, even the candidates who lived in the grove and outside the grove rioted.

He Dichou started practicing kung fu super calmly, so much negative energy would not be absorbed in vain.As for Doudou's magic sound?He thinks it sounds good, those people don't know how to appreciate it.

Jia Qianjin and Little Crab, who also don't appreciate it, will make sure that Han Doudou is at home and whether he plans to practice piano at home when Han Doudou thinks that he can show his piano skills to his friends.

Amon looked at the stupid apprentice who was calmer than him, and his face that hadn't moved for thousands of years finally twitched.It’s not scary to have a tone-deaf in the family, but the scariest thing is to have an auditory idiot with distorted ears and perverted viewing angles.

Amon, who has been invincible all over the world, has to admit: his stupid apprentice and Han Doudou raised by the stupid apprentice, this pair is truly invincible!

They will form a deadly feud with the other side, causing those hairy men to come to fight with them every day. The reason is Han Doudou, but the real culprit is He Zhu stupid who indulged Han Doudou.

Just when the candidates in the residential area were running away, or furious, or yelling, or once again organizing their personnel to attack the leg-trapping guard formation regardless, a hoarse voice that was different from the previous majesty and gentleness echoed across the Wuxiang The mountain rang.

This voice not only spread throughout the mountain peaks of the entire residential area, but also reached the ears of the candidates who were practicing in the Dharma Teaching Hall.

"It has been more than a year since all the candidates entered Wuxiang Mountain. As of today, the last candidate who failed to enter the Qi training period has successfully embarked on the path of cultivation. Since then, the mission hall and the reward hall have been opened , all candidates will be able to obtain contribution points through various tasks."

All the candidates stopped their movements and raised their heads together.

Even Han Doudou stopped playing the piano.

The hoarse voice with a little charm continued: "Contribution points can be exchanged for rewards, and there are many rewards. For example, the time flow can reach one to two or more special training rooms. Others such as magic weapons, pills, materials, etc. can also be used In exchange for contribution points, for details, you can go to the reward hall to inquire and check. Then, Wuxiang Mountain will issue the first task to you next."

As soon as there is a task to listen to, most of the candidates who previously focused on practicing and listening at the same time stopped practicing and began to listen carefully to every word.

He Stupid did the same, he gave up practicing and stood up.Han Doudou put away the guqin and jumped to his side.

Hoarse voice: "The tasks of Wuxiang Mountain are divided into two types: mandatory participation and free participation. The mandatory tasks are related to whether you can continue to stay in Wuxiang Mountain, while the voluntary participation depends on your wishes. Some people may ask , What if I accept a mission to participate in at will, but during the mission, the Immortal Venerable appoints a disciple? I can only say that everything is up to fate."

There was a buzz of discussion among the assembled candidates, but it soon died down.

The hoarse voice deliberately paused for a while, and continued after all the candidates had calmed down: "The first task that Wuxiangshan will release at present is a task that must be participated in. If anyone does not want to participate, they will be immediately banned. Sending it down the mountain will naturally lose the candidate qualifications since then."

There was a sound of surprise.

The hoarse voice seemed to be laughing: "Someone should have told you when you first went up the mountain that cultivation is not easy. People say that being an immortal is easy and at ease, not to mention whether the immortal is really at ease, at least the road to becoming an immortal is not easy. If Becoming a fairy is something that can be easily done, so everything can become a fairy. But is that possible? If everything can become a fairy, there is still a difference between strength and weakness."

The hoarse voice changed, and the smile stopped: "There are no useless cultivations left on Wuxiang Mountain. If you want to become a disciple of the immortal master, you must be able to withstand various challenges. This task is the first challenge for you. The other great masters of the five realms have heard that the Immortal Venerable accepts apprentices, and they have also recruited talented disciples from all walks of life, and they intend to compete with the princes. Do you dare to accept it?"

Many candidates subconsciously shouted: "Dare!"

"Okay. This competition is different from ordinary ones. The test of a cultivator's ability is not just based on his cultivation base. For this reason, Xianzun and the great powers from all walks of life have opened up a space channel to connect a strange small world that does not belong to the realm of cultivation. The world. Lords who are willing to accept this challenge can go to this small world, as long as they can find the mission target in that small world and bring it back alive, this trial will be considered complete.”

Hearing that this mission is to go to a strange small world that is not in the cultivation world, and it is a competition with other five world disciples, the candidates on Wuxiang Mountain are a little excited.

He Zhuzhu suddenly turned his head to look at Amon, his heart was inexplicably flustered, and he always felt that something was about to happen.

Amon got rid of the strange sand entanglement, walked to the stupid apprentice, and said through a voice transmission: "This kind of task including the competition of disciples from all walks of life is normal, and many sects will hold it. This time Fu Yuan's apprenticeship has shocked the Six Realms. Cultivators dare not confront Fu Yuan head-on, and even dare not offend his four disciples, so it is different for you so-called candidates for the disciples of the Immortal Venerable, and it is just right for you to use a knife."

He Zhuzhu glanced at him, "It's not you, I'm your apprentice."

Amon changed his words: "Well, it's them."

The hoarse voice waited for everyone to understand, and continued to explain: "You can cooperate or be independent. Once you complete the mission goal, you can activate the teleportation talisman to teleport back to Wuxiang Mountain. You can do the same when you are in danger. Pay attention, bring back Candidates for this mission will be awarded ten points, with a maximum of sixty points. If the team works together, each person will be awarded two points, with a maximum of twelve points."

"Excuse me, how many tasks are there in total?" Some candidates asked questions.

The hoarse voice replied: "Six, one for each of the six realms. If you can get back the mission object requested by Wuxiang Mountain, the mission will be considered complete and you will get [-] points. If you can obtain the mission goal of other realms or destroy it, you will get a maximum of [-] points for each of them." .If anyone has the ability to collect all the targets of the Six Realms mission..."

The hoarse voice didn't finish, but all the candidates understood that it would be a big show!And there are sure to be very good rewards waiting for them.

Some candidates are so intoxicated, they only think that they will be famous in the six worlds tomorrow, conceive a baby in a hundred years, ascend in 500 years, and soon become a fairy king, a fairy emperor in the fairy world, and then the gods...

The candidates then asked some more questions.

For example, will those who do not complete the task be punished, and will they be expelled from Wuxiang Mountain?Do you own the things you get in the mission world?Is there a time limit etc.

The hoarse voice answered one by one.It is clearly stated that except for those who do not want to participate in the mission, even if the mission is not completed, there will be no punishment, and they will not be expelled.But again, in the mission, apart from a teleportation talisman, Wuxiang Mountain will not provide any protection to those who participate in the mission.

In other words: This mission is likely to result in casualties.

But most of the candidates who were doing the mission for the first time were very excited, and many of them ignored this point. They also heard that it would be okay even if they could not complete the mission. Even if they were timid, they planned to sign up. It is impossible in Wuxiang Mountain.

"Stupid, what's wrong with you?" Han Douding looked up at the boy.

Yes, boy.Although He Dichou intentionally refrained from entering the small black room this year, even once every other day, it took several years longer than others. Now, the child's height has already surpassed Jia Qianjin, and he looks like a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old. Lang.

Fortunately, among the candidates, there are many anxious children like Xiong Zhaolan who are only in their teens but look like uncles. Although He Duchu has grown up fast this year, he did not cause too much surprise. At most, he thought this child was talented. extraordinary.It just so happened that He Stupid's great strength also proved this point.

He Chun forced a smile on his face, suppressed the inexplicable panic in his heart, touched the child's head, and replied: "It's nothing. I was just wondering what the name of the small world of that mission is, and where is it?"

As soon as He Chun finished speaking, he heard the hoarse voice say: "Those who agree to accept this mission will go to the mission hall at the beginning of tomorrow. All candidates who have not arrived before the beginning of the day will be sent to Wuxiang Mountain. As for the mission What is the location, time limit and objective of the mission, someone will explain it to you in the mission hall tomorrow."

On the same day, all members of the leg-holding team came back.

The candidates who were going to beat Han Douding to death also ignored him at this moment.

Although the mission was announced, everyone knew nothing about the mission location and target, and it was difficult to prepare something targeted. We had to discuss collectively to see what was suitable.

The same is true for the leg-holding squad.

Soon, Jia Qianjin also noticed that He Stupid was unusual, and secretly talked to him: "Stupid, do you think there is something wrong with this mission?"

He Chun licked his lips, "No, there is nothing wrong with the mission."

I just think I'm not right. This strong feeling was only felt once before he was betrayed by Fu Yi. Is there anyone in the team this time... No, he believes in Doudou, Xie Xie and Qianjin, not to mention Amon May betray him.

So why is he so disturbed?

Amon didn't go to comfort his disciples, some things had to be figured out by himself, it was useless to rely on others.

He Chun's uneasiness even reached King Feng.

King Feng seldom stays in He Chun's storage bag now. The child re-weaved the nest, making it more exquisite and comfortable, and added a curse-repelling talisman.

The child said that he hadn't fully grasped the spell-removing talisman yet, but at least it could make Feng Wang no longer suffer so easily.As long as Feng Wang practiced in that den for more than two hours a day, he could temporarily escape from the torture of the curse.

Although the nest will stink every day after use, but he has a phoenix flame, and the dirt that has been expelled from the body can be burned clean with a little burning.

Feng Wang now looks at that little nest as if he were looking at his eyeballs. He can fight anyone who moves, and the immortal is no exception.

And after getting along for a year, Feng Wang's understanding of the child is no longer just superficial, probably because he thinks he has a marriage contract with the child, and he treats the child as his own from the bottom of his heart. use him.

"This is for you, it's good for your body training." The fiery red bird spat out a jade slip and a small gourd, "The Immortal Venerable has recognized me and warned me through sound transmission, I am not allowed to interfere with the candidates." Otherwise, you will be disqualified as a candidate. This time you go to a strange small world for a trial, and I can't go with you. With this, at least you can be protected from death."

"what is this?"

"In the gourd is the wood heart fire with the breath of the phoenix added. The content in the jade slip is to teach you how to get the fire into your body. You will follow the steps in the jade slip to put the fire into your body tonight. From now on, as long as the flame does not go out, Then you can be reborn from the ashes again." Feng Wang seemed very tired, after saying this, he explained a few more words, and then fell into a deep sleep in the nest.

Holding the jade slips and the gourd, He Chun felt extremely heavy. To get what King Feng so solemnly entrusted to him, no matter how you think about it, it is not ordinary, let alone the phrase "rebirth from the ashes!"

"The fire of the wood heart is a little flame left after the flame of the thunder disaster enters the demon wood and burns for ten thousand years. It is not easy to see whether it is the ten thousand year wood or the thunder disaster fire. Those from Mars are extremely rare." Amon's voice suddenly came from behind, taking the jade gourd from his hand and putting it back in his hand.

"It's not just adding the breath of the phoenix, this little... the phoenix has divided his fire in half with you." Although Amon didn't like the little chick, he didn't bother to lie, and Phoenix King was embarrassed to say it out of pride. Yes, he can tell the truth straight away, and he would rather the child accept this love clearly.

He Chun was silent, holding the jade slip and the little gourd, looking at the sleeping fiery red bird in the nest, the inexplicable feeling of panic disappeared just like that, probably because of too much pressure?

Putting a small hand on the back of his hand, "If you dare to cry, I will beat you to death. I know where there is a pure blood of the Phoenix, and I will find it and give it to him in the future."

He Chun burst out laughing, "No, why would I cry? Master, I was just thinking, I'm so tall and you are so young, should I hug you to sleep at night?"

Amon slapped the ass of the stupid apprentice: Traitor!

He Chun burst into tears, he finally understood why Amon kept beating him, because of his height!