world's most stupid

Half a month later, that majestic voice sounded again.

"You have solved the problem of food and housing. From today onwards, you will be able to go to Chuanfa Peak to receive teachings."

There was only one sentence without any detailed explanation. All the candidates looked at each other and were a little confused for a while.

"Cross the bridge first." Many candidates said so.

The members of the leg-holding team were no exception. They walked out of the woods and squeezed the single-plank bridge with other candidates.

The single-plank bridge is very long and thin. The bridge is made of a piece of wood that is only as thick as an adult's thigh. The other end is hidden in the clouds and mist. It is not easy for most people who have not yet practiced to cross the bridge.

When the leg-holding team passed by, Mi Yao and a group of older children were arranging various methods such as the elders leading the younger, trying to send the candidates who had not yet practiced.

Zhongsun and others who had completed their training flew directly to the opposite side.

There is also an extra rope ladder attached to the bottom of the single-plank bridge, which can also be regarded as a protection.

After half a month of several contacts, He Chun and the others already knew that the reason why Mi Yao and Zhongsun were able to gather so many people was because they helped a large number of candidates who could not climb the Fukong Mountain when they were at the bottom.

And the rope ladder was provided by Mi Yao, who also let the flying candidates fly up the floating mountain with the rope ladder, and then hang down the rope ladder. Go up, and the candidates above will pull them up.

Because Mi Yao and Zheng Hai, who came up with the idea, didn't go up until the end, the rope ladder was never cancelled.

"Eleven, you are here." Mi Yao saw He Chun and the others, and immediately raised his hand to signal.

He Chun is grinding Amon through sound transmission, and wants to learn the skills of flying and body fixation.

"Master, you promised me to teach me the body-holding technique as soon as I reached the third level of body training, but you haven't taught me yet."

Amon: "Oh, I forgot."

He Chun wanted to bite him, "And I'm already at the foundation building stage. Others can fly, so why can't I fly?"

Amon: "Because you're stupid?"

He Chun: "Master!"

Amon stretched out his hand to hold down the stupid apprentice who rushed forward, and beat him up mercilessly.Well, I am in a good mood to beat my apprentice every day.

Seeing that Han Douding not only didn't help, but when He Chuzhu was struggling, he squatted on the ground and brought the little crab to play with him.

"Cough, Eleven, we have something to talk to you about, so we won't bother you?" Mi Yao took the initiative to come over, followed by Zheng Hai who was like a shadow.

He Chun looked up, and felt uncomfortable seeing that face, got up from the ground, patted the ashes casually, and asked like a normal person, "What's the matter?"

Amon glanced over Mi Yao and Zheng Hai, and there seemed to be a hint of sarcasm in his eyes.

Mi Yao and the others have also seen Amon many times, but Amon just has the ability to make others ignore him.

Mi Yao said with a slightly embarrassed expression: "It's Li Zhen's business."

"Oh, it's those bastards who didn't pay their debts and spoke ill of our team." He Chun dragged his tone.

Jia Qianjin and the others frowned when they heard that it was Li Zhen and the others again.

Han Douding even said angrily: "This time beat them to death!"

Unlike He Chun and the others, Mi Yao helped the candidates climb the mountain but forfeited any benefits. For this reason, Wang Goudan, Li Zhen, and Liu Datou had great opinions on He Chun. They not only voted for Mi Yao, but also talked about hugging The bad words of the leg team completely forgot how they begged the leg-holding team at the beginning, and how happy they were for being able to climb the floating mountain earlier than others and enjoy more time to enjoy the benefits of the spirit pool.

He Chun found out about this through Mi Yao, and knew that Li Zhen and the others wanted to renege on the debt, so he immediately took Amon over there and beat up the three of them.And ordered them to pay off the arrears as soon as possible, otherwise they will be beaten up.

And this happened yesterday.

Mi Yao smiled wryly, "They already knew they were wrong, but they said that they really don't have spiritual coins, and it's even more impossible to increase the interest. I would like to ask you to raise your hands..."

He Chunte waved his hand domineeringly, "Don't even think about it. It's only right and proper to pay back the debt. They also made a heart demon oath, and if they don't want to fail in their cultivation in the future, they will act according to the contract."

Li Zhen, who was hiding in the crowd, couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed loudly: "You guys are too much! If you didn't force us back then, how could we have made the Heart Demon Oath? We didn't know what the Heart Demon Oath is at that time, you, you were cheating us!"

"Don't understand? Forced you?" He Chun turned to look at the crowd, grinning ferociously, "Fuck your mother's ass! Will I be rare for those spiritual coins? Everyone knows that it will be beneficial to climb Fukong Mountain first. If you don't watch You are pitiful, if you hadn’t begged so hard, would you still be thinking of being the first to climb up the Fukong Mountain? How dare you enjoy the benefits of the Lingchi for so many days in vain, right? You ungrateful bastards!”

Jia Qianjin also said angrily: "At the beginning we clearly explained everything to you, even if you didn't have spirit coins, we promised to make you owe debts, but what about you? After you came up, you even said bad things about us, not only discrediting us, but now I want to renege on my debts even more. You still want to cultivate the Dao of Longevity with your mind? Go ahead and dream!"

Seeing that the candidates around him looked at him with weird eyes, Li Zhen simply shouted out: "Boss Mi and the others also helped the candidates climb the mountain, but they didn't even confiscate a single spirit coin. Why do you different?"

Hearing this, Mi Yao turned his head to look at the crowd, everyone could see that his face was not very good-looking.What is the difference between Li Zhen's statement and transferring hatred?

Li Zhen also said aggrievedly: "We only complained a few words, and you beat us up. You are such a greedy and vicious villain, the immortal will not accept it!"

Liu Datou in the crowd wanted to agree, but Wang Goudan covered his mouth.

"Greedy? Vicious?" He Chun suddenly smiled, "Well, since you don't want to admit this kindness, let alone fulfill the contract you made at the beginning, then forget about it."

Jia Qianjin and others: "Stupid?!"

He Chun suddenly threw out an invisible rope, and immediately lifted Li Chen out of the crowd.

"Ahh! What do you want to do? Let me go!" Li Zhen yelled in fright.

He Chun grabbed him, grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to the edge of the cliff.

Li Zhen yelled, but Mi Yao wanted to stop him, but was stopped by Han Douding and Little Crab.

It's not that Mi Yao can't break through Han Douding, but neither he nor Zheng Hai did it.

The group of candidates who claimed to be the god-human race and the demon race didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement. They screamed and stomped their feet, and they didn't know who they were cheering for.

The recruiting orders also gathered together, chatting with each other through sound transmission with their spiritual consciousness in the sky, and the quarrel was in full swing.However, they are not arguing about who is right and wrong, but are arguing about the queue order for taking a bath.Haishi is very proud of being a scrubber's apprenticeship order. Many apprenticeship orders dislike him and want to beat him for a long time, but Cangshan is more powerful, and the apprenticeship orders are secretly waiting for Haishi to place orders. .

Here, He Chun dragged Li Zhen to the edge of the cliff, smiling sincerely: "You don't want to admit it, that's fine, then let everything go back to the original state. This time, I wish you luck. There are fools who are willing to accept One thousand spirit coins will send you to Wuxiang Mountain."

He Chun, who is training in body, is extremely strong, and it is easy to mention Li Zhen, who is a little taller than him.

Li Chen's body was floating in the air, and seeing the white clouds and mist at the foot of the mountain, he screamed in fright, tears and nose flowing together: "Don't throw me away! I will pay back the money! I will pay back the money!"

He Chun's hands trembled.

Li Zhen's scream instantly broke through the sky.

Many candidates covered their ears.

He Chun looked down at Li Zhen: "Increase the interest rate, it will double in one month."

"Ah? Ahhh! I agree! I am willing! Please, don't leave me! I was wrong! I don't dare again!"

He Chun waited for Li Zhen to re-swear the heart demon oath while crying and shouting, and then threw him back to the edge of the cliff.

Li Zhen's legs were so frightened that he couldn't even stand up.He hated He Chun extremely in his heart, stared at He Chun's back with extreme resentment, and kept vowing in his heart that he would take revenge in the future.

Would He Chun not know this?Of course he does.Killing people just because of non-payment of debts and smearing the Leg-Holding Squad is not justified by any law.What's more, the other party is still a minor. As a spiritual adult and a former policeman, he is willing to give the minor a chance or two to reform.If the other party really intends to kill someone in the future, no matter whether it's buying the murderer, bewitching others or doing it himself, no one will be able to tell if he retaliates back.

Although doing this is more troublesome and likely to bring danger to himself and his partners, he has little spiders, he has already lost one just now, and the little spiders will take turns and send other spiders to watch this guy's every move in the future.It's no wonder that a person like Li Zhen can endure for too long under the influence of the formation that embodies the true self.

At this moment, many cultivators shook their heads among the bystanders: "If you beat a snake, you won't die, but you will suffer from it. This child's hands are still a little soft."

"That is, the danger should be snuffed out. When there is a sign, how can we let the other party grow."

Li Zhen's family did not watch this scene.

Li Zhen's family is average. He opened a pawnshop at home. He has five sisters, and he is the only boy.

His parents and family members only knew that he had got a certain great opportunity, and they were reluctant at first, but then their family was suddenly enshrined by the local royal family, and when they were taken into the capital, they still seemed to be in a fog.

When they first came to Beijing, many people came to praise Li Zhen's parents. Even the emperor and empress summoned them in person, praised them for their good parenting, and even hinted that they wanted his daughter to enter the palace.

But not long after, the number of visitors to their house suddenly decreased, and the emperor and empress no longer invited them to talk, and the matter of asking their daughter to enter the palace had disappeared.

The Li family was at a loss with the ups and downs, but they couldn't get a glimpse of the truth, but they were dazzled by the wealth in front of them. They married all five daughters soon.They thought that they had exchanged their worthless daughters for more wealth, but they didn't know that they just wanted their family to give birth to the blood of geniuses in cultivation.

There are no children in the family, and Li's father doesn't know when his son will return from cultivating immortality, so he was forced by others to carry him into several concubines in succession.

And how could Li's mother, who relied on her own birth to a fairy seed, endure this, and killed every concubine brought in, making Li's house a mess every day.

Then one day, their family was suddenly impeached for beating and killing concubines and servants. The emperor was furious about this and made people investigate thoroughly.

After this investigation, the Li family is finished.

Li Zhen's parents kept shouting, "My son is a fairy!"

But so what?No one paid any attention to them, the living immortals were worthy of awe, but the dead immortal candidates were just a puddle of mud.

Li Zhen's parents still want to ask their daughters for help, but their daughters have long hated them because of their partiality. Now that they are married and have their own children, they are even more afraid of implicating themselves. Find people?

The matter of the Li family is an afterthought, let alone the candidates from Wuxiang Mountain.

This move by He Chun obviously pushed the image of the evil forces of the Leg-Holding Squad one step forward again.

Many of the smaller candidates backed away in fright when they saw them approaching.

Liu Datou was also very grateful, and thanked Wang Goudan in a low voice for covering his mouth in time.

Wang Goudan looked at the back of He Chun and his party flying towards the opposite peak, his eyes were full of fanaticism.

He didn't worship He Chun, but fantasized that he would have such a high-spirited day.

In the crowd, Ma Yun stood with the boy named A Diao. After watching the excitement, A Diao grabbed Ma Yun and flew to the opposite side.

Zhongsun and his party did not choose to watch the excitement, they flew to the opposite side early.

And the leg-holding team can fly over, of course not because of their cultivation, but... He Stupid learned the flying talisman in the past half a month.

When Han Douding fell to the ground, he looked up at the boy beside him, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to gesture.

Did he remember wrongly? He clearly remembered that when he first met Dou Zhu, he was not much taller than him. Why does he look taller than Jia Qianjin now?

Stupid: I have a small black house of the Amon brand. It is not a dream to grow one centimeter a day!

Amon also felt that it was a bit difficult to beat his apprentice these days, and the stupid apprentice jumped up so fast.But think about it, children are developing the fastest at this time, almost every day is different, the small black room enters two hours a day, fifteen times is equivalent to 170 four days, half a year has passed.

If the time in the small black room is not counted, the child is exactly eight years old now.If you count the time in the small dark room, the child is about ten years old now.

Jia Qianjin looked at the scenery in front of her in a daze.This is where they came to hunt before?Could it be a mistake?

He Chun and the others soon noticed it too.

When they came over from the single-plank bridge before, they saw valleys and forests, which were primitive landforms.

But what appeared in front of them now were the mountains with towering halls one after another, as well as countless pavilions and pavilions that were half-hidden in the clouds and suspended in the air.There is also the Pilian Waterfall falling from the Fukong Mountain, countless flowers are in full bloom, strange animals and birds are flying and chasing among the peaks and pavilions, and the singing of birds and animals is full of aura.

"A real fairyland." Jia Qianjin was dazzled and murmured.

Most of the other candidates who came over looked similar to Jia Qianjin.Everyone dared not speak loudly, for fear of disturbing the gods and mountain spirits.

"Ask your heart, choose your path. Go!" A gentle man's voice came.

All the candidates felt that they seemed to be pushed by some force, and subconsciously took a step forward.

With just one step, the scenery in front of him changes immediately.

He Chun saw that the road ahead was filled with white mist, and a figure approached him from afar.

It was a benevolent Taoist with white hair and a childlike face.

The Taoist handed out the book to him.

He Chun saw a few words written in the ancient seal script of this world on the book, but he didn't recognize it, so he shook his head.

The Taoist smiled and disappeared.

Why?Gone so soon?Anyway, tell me what the name of that book is!He Chun's eyes widened.

Another person floated over, it was a beautiful woman.

The woman smiled while holding the flowers, and music was heard in the air.

"This is more suitable for Doudou." He Chun regretted that he didn't have a musical talent.

The woman also smiled and disappeared.

In the third place, a monk actually came.

The monk held the vajra and said, "Why do children practice body training?"

He Chun joked: "Subduing demons and demons?"

The monk knocked him on the forehead with a vajra pestle, scolded him, "I have no Zen nature." Then he ran away.

One cultivator after another came, some just looked at him and left, some asked him a few words before leaving, and some came up and beat them, and ran away after beating them.

In the end, there were five people standing in front of He Chun.

The five are Kitchen Xiu, Body Xiu, Weaving Xiu, Talisman Xiu and Formation Xiu.

The last four are easy to understand, but what is the chef in the front?

The chef said to him solemnly: "I think you have a strong body, strong arms, and sensitive five senses. I think you are very suitable for our industry, really. Little friend, how good it is to learn how to cook. Not only can you satisfy your appetite Desire, and proficient in cooking, you can learn by analogy, such as knife repairing through knife repairing, cooking through alchemy repairing, identification of materials can let you know all kinds of birds, animals, plants and insects, whether it is good or bad, poisonous or non-toxic, you can know it at a glance after you are proficient The most wonderful thing is that if the chef develops the supernatural powers of six senses, no poison will harm you in the future."

He Chun was moved.In his previous life, in order to support Master Dao's daughter, he specially studied children's nutrition, although he only studied half of it because he was too busy.Later, in order to catch Fu Yi's heart, he went to learn how to cook home cooking. Although the baked cakes were ugly and bitter, he remembered that Fu Yi ate them all with appreciation.

Maybe he really has a talent for learning how to cook?

But if he did learn to cook...

"Stupid, I want to eat this, this, and this today!" Han Douding ordered every day.

Amon dragged a few beasts back and threw them to his side: "Pick the skin with your hands, no tools are allowed. It's not delicious, be careful with your butt."

Little Crab: "Stupid, I'm not full, I want more."

Jia Qianjin: "Stupid, our snakes are so edible, I'm so sorry. By the way, I've always wanted to tell you, how can a kitchen repairer know how to cook, but also to know a few snacks. For example My favorite food..."

Little spiders: "My lord, what is burning dead things, you add this and that directly to this human body, so that the juice from his internal organs will be more delicious!"

He Chun shivered, stretched out his hands, and grabbed Zhixiu and Fuxiu respectively.

Seeing him make a choice, the other three cultivators only looked unhappy, while the other two smiled indifferently and disappeared.

The scenery in front of him changed, and the previous fairy scene reappeared.

He Chun felt something strange in his hand, looked down, and saw two plaques, with the words "Zhi" and "Fu" engraved on the front, and his name on the back.

Haishi, the apprentice ordering, did not speak to him until this time: "Go along this road, and you will see the Dharma Teaching Hall. Before entering, use the jade card in your hand to press on the stone tablet at the door, and then you will enter the corresponding hall. There is no time limit for the lectures in the Dharma Dharma Hall, and there is no appointed time, you can study whenever you want. The practice of Wuxiang Mountain is all up to you, no matter whether it is good or bad, no one supervises you, you must keep this in mind.”

"Understood." He Chun turned to look around.

Hai Shi: "Don't wait for others, they have already gone first, and you are the slowest one to choose."

"Amon has also passed?"

"Correct."

He Chun heard the words and immediately used the flying talisman to fly in the direction of the Fa Chuan Dharma Hall.

Entering the Dharma Teaching Hall, He Chun thought that he would see a scene like the Spirit Seed Academy where teachers lead students to study, but he didn't expect that after entering, it turned out to be a huge space.

There is a stone statue in the middle of the space. After he came in, the stone statue said: "You are here, let's start. The first part of the talisman, the source of the talisman..."

He Chun didn't even have a chance to ask questions, so he listened to the stone statue's explanation and released a suspended image, introducing the origin and history of the entire talisman.

Stone Statue: "Do you understand?"

He Chun has already learned this, so he nodded of course: "Understood."

Stone Statue: "Do you have any questions?"

He Chun: "No."

Stone statue: "Very well, let's start the second chapter, what is the original rune..."

He Chun took a deep breath, collected his mind, and began to listen carefully to the teachings of the stone statue as he consolidated his knowledge.

I don't know how long it took, but He Chun felt the passage of time when he heard the sound of hunger in his stomach.

He called out tentatively: "Can you pause?"

The stone statue who was in class actually stopped and told him: "If you want to stop, you can stop, and if you want to start, you can start."

Then the statue stopped talking.

He Chun only thinks that this stone statue master is many times better than the gentlemen of the Spirit Seed Academy. Not only does he give detailed and serious lectures, but he also patiently answers no matter what questions he asks. Synology has contradictory places.However, the stone statue mentioned some little knowledge that Granny Feng didn't mention, which made He Chun feel that it was worth it.

He Chun took out some dry food and ate some casually. He really wanted to stay here and continue studying, but he was a little worried about his friends, so he chose to leave temporarily.

After going out, he asked how long the apprenticeship order had passed.

Haishi told him: "You have been inside for two days."

"What?!"

He Chun thought that the time flow in the Dharma Teaching Hall was faster than the outside, and after asking Hai Shi in detail, he found out that the Dharma Teaching Hall has the function of changing the time flow, but it depends on contribution points in exchange or rewards.

The way to obtain contribution points can only be obtained by doing tasks, and has nothing to do with academic performance.

Rewards come from all sides.

The reason why He Chun didn't feel the passage of time this time was that he was used to the environment of the small black room, and he had developed the habit of being very involved once he started studying.

He Chun was eager to know the situation of the others, so he hurriedly flew over the single-plank bridge and suddenly found that there was an extra large building beside the single-plank bridge.

"what is this?"

Haishi replied: "Oh, this is the cafeteria. In order to let you concentrate on your cultivation, you don't have to work hard to get your meals in the future. The front is just a test."

He Chun's first reaction was: "Do you want money?"

Haishi Black Line: "No, all the food inside is free to use."

He Chun was overjoyed. Classes are free, and even the cafeteria does not require money and is not limited. Is there anything more beautiful than this?

For the first time, He Chun developed a slight liking for Fu Yuan Xianzun, the owner of Wuxiang Mountain.

After He Chun went back, he didn't see all the team members.

Everyone chooses to go to class at an uncertain time, and no one knows when the other party will come back.

After thinking about it, He Chun went into the small black room and made a phonogram out of stones.

After finishing the phonograph stand, He Chun put the stone in the living room of the house they built.Whenever a team member comes in, the note will start to play He Chun's message if they feel the vibration.

The content of He Chun's message is to tell everyone that he is fine, and then explain in detail how to use the gramophone.In this way, in the future, if you have something to do or want to tell if you are all right, you can leave a message on the phonograph.

At the end of the message, He Chun asked everyone to agree that they must meet once on the last day of the end of each month, and the time can be reminded by the apprenticeship order.

After He Chun came back, he learned about everyone's current situation through the phonograph.

For example, Han Douding really chose Yin Xiu and Single Water Method.

Little Crab accidentally chose Guixiu and Shanmu Faxiu.Guixiu is synonymous with assassins and assassins.

Jia Qianjin, who worried He Chun the most, also found his own way from countless big and small ways. Although he chose the Danxiu way, the content is slightly different, because he has no spiritual root, so he boldly chose to use himself as a pill Carry out the way of alchemy.And this method is derived from the inheritance he got in the underground palace of Eternal Night City, but the golden thread python gets more benefits, and what Qian Jin gets is only the fragments.

When Jia Qianjin tried to show the remnant to that Danxiu, that Danxiu actually completed the remnant of the exercises.Qian Jin chose this path without hesitation.

Amon later told He Chun that the way of alchemy that Jia Qianjin chose was actually one of the branches of body training, but it was the way of spiritual cultivation.The disadvantage is that the initial cost is huge, but the advantage is that if it can be refined, Jia Qianjin will have a smooth path in the alchemy path in the future.

He Chun heard that Amon said that this road is good, so he was relieved, and at the same time remembered to collect more herbs for Jia Qianjin.

He Chun asked Amon what class he had chosen, but Amon didn't say anything, he just carried him into the small black room and helped him practice it from beginning to end.

Afterwards, members of the leg-holding team will meet once at the end of each month, unless closed.

Amon's whereabouts became unpredictable again, and He Chun could only see him in the small black room if he wanted to see him.And every time Amon saw He Chun, he would beat him several times. He pretended that if he wanted to learn how to beat someone, he had to learn how to resist it first, and all learning was not as good as actual combat.During the period, Amon taught He Chun the body-holding and flying skills as agreed.

Once a person is involved in something, time flies by, and a whole year passes in a blink of an eye.

The members of the leg-holding team live a fulfilling life every day. Unlike the Spirit Seed Academy, they have to worry about being eliminated every day.In particular, everything from food to training materials is provided here, and the candidates don't have to pay any price. This makes Jia Qianjin, who has suffered a lot and has a comparison, put all his energy into studying hard.

Although there is only one place to become a disciple of Xianzun in the end, the knowledge they have learned now is enough to satisfy most candidates.

Of course, some people study hard, and some people spend three days fishing and two days drying the net, and some even muddle along.

There is no one to supervise the study here, and those who are more responsible or have more affection for the candidates they choose will say a few words. Most of the apprenticeship orders have adopted a cold-eyed attitude.

He Chun had a master who came to beat him because he had nothing to do. In order not to let himself suffer too much, he could only try his best to practice and practice again. He wished that he could turn himself into copper skin and iron bones in a blink of an eye, no, no, no, it was a diamond skin. diamond bone.

At the same time, his talisman learning is also improving rapidly. Ever since he discovered that Amon would be trapped in the small lost circle, he has been learning talisman learning like crazy.

However, it is impossible to completely trap Amon. If Amon is in a good mood, he will play with him for a while, and if he is not in a good mood, he will dismantle him violently. No matter where he hides, he will be found by his Lu Chi master. beat up.

He stupidly thumped: "Woo, Amon is getting more and more violent, why on earth?"

Amon: The chick and the chicken coop are too dazzling.