world's most stupid

Country A Kansas.

Jia Xiaoxiang looked at the surrounding wilderness, and then at the straight avenue in front of him that was made of unknown materials.He took off his coat slowly, and burned the coat with the dantian dan torch. He only wore a silk snow-white jacket and a pair of silk socks.

Both the shirt and socks are silly creations.Speaking of which, almost all the clothes, shoes and socks worn by the members of the team were packed by Stupid. He usually goes to learn weaving and repairing, and makes clothes when he has nothing to do, but the raw materials are different, and the preciousness is also different.

The most precious thing is the socks on their feet, which is one of the important magic weapons for team members to stay inseparable.The crude silk stockings before have all been changed, and now they have a pair of special tight-fitting ones on their feet. Stupid, considerate and extremely generous, prepared a pair of replacements for each of them.

As for other clothes and trousers, depending on the talismans woven in stupidly, the effects are also different.The coat he burned was just for pure weaving practice, and the most common materials were used.Even so, Xiaoxiang was a little bit cautious. The style of this coat was different from what he used to wear, and he liked it very much.

The little boy raised his hand to touch his long hair again, but he was not willing to move it, so he just untied his hair belt and let the long hair fall down.

The hair tie is rolled around the wrist.This headband was also produced by Cun Chou, and it contained an invisibility talisman and a breath-holding talisman. If necessary, activate the talisman, he could become an invisible person.

But now, there's no need to be invisible.

In the distance, there was a roar.Jia Xiaoxiang didn't know what it was, but it was inevitable that someone would approach, and just as he was about to go out like this, he looked down at himself again.

After a while, an old Ford approached, and an old couple who were traveling in the car were arguing.

The old man went the wrong way, but he refused to admit it.The old woman wanted to turn on the navigation, but the old man took out a paper map and insisted that he was going the right way.

"John! Be careful!" The old woman threw away the map and suddenly stared ahead and shouted.

The old man slammed on the brakes and yanked the steering wheel hard to the right at the same time.

"Crunch!" The car stopped, and the old couple broke out in a cold sweat.

"Quick, get out of the car and have a look!" The old woman urged her husband.

The old man unbuckled his seat belt with trembling hands and opened the car door, and the old woman got out of the car from the other side.

Fortunately, it is still daytime, although it is almost evening.

"Oh, my God!" The old woman covered her mouth.

Just by the side of the road, a little oriental girl in a snow-white dress was looking at them in panic.

The little girl was extremely delicate, and even in the eyes of Westerners with different aesthetics, she was as beautiful as an elf.

The little girl had dust on her face, and a lot of dirt on her snow-white silk dress. Some leaves and dead grass were stuck to her smooth black hair, and she only wore a pair of white socks on her feet.

This must be a young lady from a wealthy family. Apart from the child's very good temperament, the silk dress on her body is very valuable at first glance, and the child also wears exquisite and luxurious jewelry on her neck and wrists. , Even the belt is inlaid with many gems.

Jia Xiaoxiang looked at the two barbarian-looking aborigines, then at the iron cart of the aborigines, concealing the curiosity in his eyes, but showing even more panic and anxiety on his face.

The old couple looked at each other and thought of a word almost at the same time: kidnapping.

"Don't be afraid, child, we are not bad people." The old lady stepped forward and said carefully and slowly.

The old man immediately touched his mobile phone to call the police.

The old lady approached the little girl she thought, "Did you escape? Then this place is very unsafe, we have to get out of here first. John!"

The old man held the phone and turned back: "I heard that, the police will come right away."

The old lady shouted: "No! We can't stay here, remember the gas station just now, go back there, at least there is a restaurant there!"

The old lady has watched too many horror movies and doesn't want to be in the wilderness where a freak with a chainsaw is likely to appear.

The old man was confused, and immediately agreed with the old lady's opinion, told the police that they were going to a nearby gas station, and took a photo of Jia Xiaoxiang as the police ordered.

Under the comfort of the old lady, Jia Xiaoxiang got into the old Ford car. He resisted the desire to fumble around, and sat upright on the back seat.

The old lady turned her head and the old man saw it in the rearview mirror.The two looked at each other, and had a more detailed guess about the little girl's life experience: rich, well-educated, and well-educated.

But the little girl was obviously frightened. Although she tried to calm herself down, she couldn't even speak.

Let's talk about He Chun and Amon.

The coast guards found two sets of clothes for the two children, two T-shirts and two shorts. He Chun, who was already a teenager, was just right in this set of clothes, and Amon could only be described as cute when he put them on.

Seeing Amon like this, He Chun narrowed his eyes with a smile, squatted down and wanted to rub him, but Amon kicked him over.

He Chun looked at the little Amon riding on his stomach and laughed, touched his little feet, hugged him up, walked to the door and looked outside.

They were not prisoners but children, and the coast guards didn't stare at them. Seeing that there was no one around, He Chun immediately walked out of the room—the window in the room couldn't be opened. He pulled it up with the storage bag, and then dodged back to the cabin.

A small paper crane came through the air and flew straight into the cabin.

Wang Hua felt that he seemed to see something, but when he turned around to look around, he saw nothing.

In the cabin, He Chun opened the paper crane, and a tender and domineering voice came from inside: "Stupid, where are you? I fell into the mountains, and there are mountains all around. You don't need to rush over here, wait for me Find the village and contact you."

He Chun smiled, looking inside the base, when he was thinking of Han Douding, a small sock representing Han Douding popped out, the location is in the north, but I don't know if it falls in Siberia or closer to Huaxia .Judging by the brightness and completeness of the socks, the child is fine.

Jia Qianjin is located in the west. Judging from the distance, it seems to be farther away from him. I don't know if he has fallen to the area of ​​country A.

The little crab... Hey, the little crab doesn't seem to be far away from him.

Because the seven little spiders had a blood contract with him, he could also find out where the seven fell.The seven little spiders were all scattered, and it might take some time to reunite.

And the spider spider is currently the only one who doesn't know where it is, but with its ability and its inconspicuous figure, no matter where it lands, there should be no problem in terms of safety.

"Qianjin and Little Crab haven't contacted them yet, so I wonder if they encountered a situation where it's inconvenient to contact them." He Chun guessed.

"Are you planning to go find them?" Amon asked casually, looking through the items in the cabin one by one.

He Chun thought for a while, then shook his head: "I'll contact them after I land and confirm the location. I think Qianjin and the others may think the same way, and everyone just arrived at a new place, and when they are all new, they may want to go first by themselves. Take a stroll."

He Chun was right. Before dinner, he received a call from Qian Jin, saying that this is a magical world completely different from the world of comprehension. He wanted to take a look around so that He Chun would not have to come to him in a hurry. .He also said that the barbarian old couple who found him were very kind to him. They not only negotiated with the local yamen servants to take him home, but also gave him a lot of delicious food. Delicious and very sweet.

Then he gave the old couple a gold bracelet inlaid with several large diamonds on the fingernails as a board and lodging fee. The old couple were very happy, but they didn't accept it. It seemed that they thought the bracelet was too precious.

Jia Qianjin couldn't help asking He Chun at the end of the letter: "Stupid, are diamonds very precious here? But didn't you let Xiaoye burn a bunch?"

He Chun couldn't help laughing. He asked King Feng to help burn a bunch of diamonds, but it was just a whim, he wanted to use diamonds as the material of the talisman array, and he really succeeded.

Seeing that he was happy, King Feng burned a bunch of them for him.The largest of them is as big as a fist, and the smallest is like a grain of rice.Except for some of them used, the rest of them are stored in his storage bag.

He Chun replied to Jia Qianjin, using rice as a reference, briefly introduced the price of gemstones on the earth, and asked him to keep silent about his own life experience, and don't write. It doesn't matter if you don't understand, anyway, this world looks like a country There were so many people, let the policemen guess it themselves, and ignore the translators.After they found that none of the translations worked, they would naturally come up with other explanations for his silence.

Let's not talk about what Jia Qianjin will do when he receives this reply, and He Chun sees that only the little crab has not contacted him, so he can't help but send him a letter first.

Originally, according to the agreement, after everyone landed, they would first send the news to He Chun, and then He Chun would determine the order according to the distance of everyone, and then write back to them to inform them of the order, and then look for them one by one.

So why hasn't the little crab contacted you yet?

The little crab also fell into the sea, but unfortunately he passed out when he fell, so he didn't have time to activate the phantom charm, and what's more unfortunate was that there happened to be a freighter near him at the time.

"Get rich! Look what we've caught!" the sailor cheered.

The owner of the ship heard the cry and came out to look.

The owner of the freighter is from Country Y. When I first saw the little crab, I thought he was a humanoid wood carving.

"The woodcarving is really good, it's so lifelike, and if such a large piece of purple wood is pure natural, it would be even more amazing. And the gold, silver jewelry and precious stones on it... God! Where is this treasure Did you rush out?"

"Wait! Captain, look at that carved wooden chest." The voice of the sailor who spoke was trembling.

The captain and other sailors looked over intently, and some sailors screamed: "The devil! It's alive!"

At this moment, all the crew members noticed that the carved wooden chest was heaving.

The captain and sailors were so frightened that they couldn't help chanting Buddha, but greed also emerged at the same time.They took off all the jewelry from the little crab, and took off the silk clothes, shoes and socks that felt different to the touch, and wrapped the naked little crab with iron chains around and around - because the people of the country Believing that ironware can ward off evil spirits, he put the small crabs wrapped in iron chains into an iron box, put Buddha statues and crosses inside, and put a bunch of garlic heads, and finally locked the iron box.

After doing all this, the ship owner, who thought the rare goods could be lived in, posted a photo of the little crab to an underground bootleg sales forum.

"The purple wooden man is actually a living thing! Is it real or fake?"

As soon as the title of the strange talk came out, there were a lot of click-through posts.

After the owner saw that a lot of people were interested, some curious people came directly to him to inquire about the authenticity and price. He didn’t make an offer immediately, but only said that he found a strange thing and wanted to participate in the black market auction. Before that, he would invite the auctioneer to come inspection.

But not everyone on the cargo ship agreed with the owner's behavior. Some sailors approached the chief mate to express their concerns.

One of the sailors missing a finger said: "This sea area is inherently unstable. How many strange ship capsizing incidents have occurred before? That purple woodcarved man looks strange and lifelike. Maybe he belongs to an island tribe in the sea." Totem statues. These totems are the most evil, not to mention that this statue is like a living thing! First officer, this statue cannot stay on board."

The first officer was perplexed, "But the captain..."

"First mate! We all want to make money, and the captain also promised to give us the money if we sell the woodcarving man and its belongings, but we have to live to earn the money! Since the woodcarving man was caught On the boat, the goosebumps on my body didn't go away, look!"

"I also have an ominous premonition." Said a black sailor crossing himself.

"Let's throw away that wooden man."

"That's right, even if you don't throw it away, don't tie it up, if it's really a living thing..."

"No! It must be tied, if there is nothing to hold it down, maybe we are all in one boat..."

"Bah, bah, bah! Don't talk about it. I will disembark at the next port. I would rather not have the money from the woodcarver."

"Yes, I'm going down too. It's too scary. The captain must be bewitched by the devil!"

Just as everyone was expressing uneasiness, the communicator suddenly made a sound.

"First officer! Li Si, Pete, where are you? There are pirate ships ahead! There are three ships in total! We are surrounded!"

"What?! When did the pirates catch up? Why didn't anyone notice?"

"Look! The curse has come true! It's all that Zimu man!"

The crew on the freighter panicked for a while. This sea area is indeed relatively close to the area where pirates are active, but they walked twice and did not encounter pirates. The goods that arrived did not take the normal route, but still left this sea area.

But if you walk too much at night, it is easy to encounter ghosts. First, they caught the purple wood man who could breathe, and then they met pirates!

When the freighter panicked and prepared to deal with the pirates, the little crab finally woke up.

The child saw darkness when he opened his eyes, but he was used to the darkness, so he raised his hand and touched it naturally.

Huh?What does he seem to be obsessed with?

The little crab didn't take it seriously, and broke the iron chain casually, scratched a crack in the iron box with his fingernails, and pulled it with both hands, tearing the gap and getting out.

This is the sandwich compartment, which is very small, and is usually used to hide private goods, surrounded by thick lead plates.

The little crab turned his head and looked around, but he didn't see his clothes, shoes and socks, nor the gold and silver jewelry, only a suitcase.He didn't know what the suitcase was, so he walked over to pick it up and shook it, trying to open it but didn't.

The little crab felt curious, its sharp and hard nails popped out, and it slid across the lock of the box.

"boom!"

The suitcase exploded suddenly, and the little crab was taken aback. Fortunately, his skin was hard and the foundation had been established, so the explosion did not hurt him.

But a hole blew up in the deck below the suitcase...

The little crab looked down at the sea water coming up Gu Gu, wondering whether he should go up or just go down like this?Thinking about it, the little crab turned to look at the narrow hatch.In any case, he had to find his own first.

At this time, the control room of the freighter had already discovered that the cabin was flooded. When the captain and the first mate found out where the flooded cabin was, their faces changed drastically.

The first officer glared fiercely at the captain.

The captain regretted it too much, that kind of totem-like thing shouldn't have been fished up at all, and should be thrown away immediately if it was caught!

"It's broken! There's still..." The private goods I brought this time.The captain was very anxious, and ordered the first officer not to seal the cabin temporarily, but to take out the contents first.

The first officer disagreed, and the two quarreled.

The crew shouted anxiously: "The pirate ship is getting closer and closer! What should I do? They all have weapons!"

"Forget about that cargo hold! Speed ​​up! Rush over as fast as you can!" The first mate threw off the captain and gave an order.

But the pirate ship has long been eyeing this freighter, looking at the full containers on the deck, how could they let them go so easily?

The number of pirate ships is increasing, there are more than three, there are five in total.

On the new ship, a pirate set up a shoulder-mounted gun.

The freighter was forced to stop, and the pirates came up with machine guns to take control of the freighter.

One sailor after another was found.

Little Crab didn't know what happened on board, he was wandering around looking for his clothes.

found it!The little crab kicked open the tightly closed captain's cabin, turned out his clothes, shoes and socks and put them on again. He also took out his gold and silver jewelry and hung them on his body. At the same time, he activated the phantom charm on his clothes. At the same time, he put the captain's clothes on the wall on his body.

After the little crab finished these, he felt hungry, so he turned around and went out to find something to eat.

He was so small and nimble that the pirates who boarded the ship didn't notice him until the little crab found the kitchen.

A pirate looked at the child hiding in the galley cargo hold eating a lot and wearing adult clothes that didn't fit him, grabbed him by the collar and carried him out.

The pirate saw the thick gold necklace hanging from the child's neck and tried to tear it off, but was slapped unconscious by the child.

The little crab looked down at the pirate at his feet, scratched his head: it's broken, will it be teleported back to Wuxiang Mountain?

After waiting for a while, seeing that he had not been teleported back, the little crab felt relieved and continued to eat his ham.

The second pirate came over and also found the little crab.He also saw his partner who was unconscious, but he thought it was some sailor who knocked his partner unconscious, so he just asked someone to carry him away without thinking much.

The gold and silver jewelry on the little crab also attracted the greed of the pirate.

This time the little crab didn't resist, and when the pirate was about to hit him, he took the initiative to take off all the gold and silver jewelry on his body and gave it to the pirate.

The pirate twitched his cheeks when he saw the child who gave him the gold and silver jewelry but held on to the ham: This ham should be raw, right?

The little crab holding on to the ham was thrown into the cabin where the sailors were imprisoned.

The sailors looked at each other: where did this kid come from?Who do you know?

No one knew the child, but at this time there were pirates watching outside, and the sailors couldn't ask each other, so they could only keep their questions in their hearts.

It's just that the child's behavior of eating raw ham still attracted eyebrows and doubts.

The captain who was tied up by the rope murmured, "It seems that he is wearing my clothes?"

At this moment, a small paper crane passed over the heads of the guarding pirates at the door, gliding into the room like a glide, and landed in the hands of the children eating ham.

The crew: "..."

The child opened the paper crane in front of the crew, and immediately there was a foreign voice that the crew couldn't understand: "Little crab, are you safe now? I'm closest to you, do you want me to come pick you up right away?"

The little crab looked at the crew trapped in the cabin, then looked at the fierce pirates outside, and replied to the little paper crane: "The robbers are arresting people, do you want to save them?"

After the little crab finished speaking, he grabbed the paper crane and threw it away.

The paper crane flashed and disappeared.

"...Ahhhh!" Half of the crew suddenly went crazy, got up and rushed to the door, shouting at the pirates: "Let me out! Let me out! I don't want to stay with the devil!"

Others shouted even more frantically: "The devil is coming! The devil is resurrected! We will all die! We will all die!"

The crew members around the little crab couldn't help backing away in fright, wishing they could stay as far away from the little crab as possible.

The little crab looked at the large vacant land around him, stretched his legs, and calmly continued to nibble on his ham.

The crew burst into tears. They were not sure before, but now they are all sure: ... Mom!Our ship must be bewitched!That Zimu man was resurrected and turned into a human child!All of us will die!

The pirates guarding the hostages saw the crew suddenly go crazy, and immediately raised their guns and fired at the sky.

The crew quickly squatted down with their heads in their hands, and the commotion subsided instantly.

A pirate leader came over and asked what was going on.

The watchman pirate didn't see the paper crane, nor did he understand the paper crane's voice, so he just shrugged his shoulders, expressing that he didn't know why the crew members went crazy.

The pirate who had caught the little crab before looked in and saw the child sitting alone in a corner with an empty surrounding, raised his eyebrows, went in and took the child out again.

Seeing the child being taken away, the crew members were all grateful and wished they could kneel down and say thank you to the pirates.

At this time, more and more people in the comprehension world are paying attention to the candidates of Xianzun, but this time it is not because of the candidates, but because of the mission location.

"What a strange world, their clothes and objects are so interesting."

"Oh my God! Those women are wearing just a little bit of it, it's so scandalous!"

"Didn't the small world say it's not suitable for cultivation? Then why do they have so many magic weapons?"

"What's that in vain? It looks delicious."

"The one hanging outside the window is a barbecue? It seems a little different."

"Does this small world have an owner? If not, can we take it? If so, my Li family is willing to buy it!"

"Electricity? Electrical appliances? It turns out that electricity can still be used like this..."

Just when all the discussions about the earth were in full swing in the comprehension world, He Chun received a letter from the little crab.

The little crab met a robber?

He Chun subconsciously calculated the distance.bad!The little crab won't meet the pirates over there in Malacca, right?

He Chun jumped up from the bed, opened the door and ran outside.He wants to ask the policemen to save the little crab!