The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

When the scene was extremely embarrassing, Tu Bai took a step forward and explained calmly: "It's actually like this. Everyone knows that Mr. Summer is my boss now, and I work for him. In fact, we are now living together. Roommate—or it can be said that Mr. Summer arranged a staff dormitory for me.”

"Eh? Is that so?" Hearing Tubai's explanation, the chief planner turned his head to look at Shen Jianxia, ​​"It turns out that Xiao Tubai and Teacher Summer are roommates sharing a room. Then why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I'm so scared by you." Tu Bai rubbed his forehead, "Teacher Summer was incoherent just now."

"Yes." I didn't expect Tubai to be so witty, Shen Jianxia grabbed the straw and immediately went down the steps, "So actually there are a lot of double-package items at home that are buy one get one free."

Although the reason Tu Bai came up with impromptu was lame, he couldn't find any flaws.The program group that came to make a surprise attack did not embarrass them. This is a live broadcast after all, and they were also worried that if something unexpected happened later, it would be a mess if it got out of hand.

So, the program team took a symbolic tour of Shen Jianxia's first floor and found an excuse to slip away, not going up to the second floor very wisely.

Before leaving, the chief planner stood at the door and waved goodbye to Tubai and Shen Jianxia: "Then little Tubai, Teacher Summer, see you tomorrow!"

After seeing off the program crew, Tu Bai, who had been tense all this time, was finally relieved, and lay down on the sofa as if paralyzed.He touched the back of his neck, only to realize that he was sweating profusely, and complained, "What kind of surprise attack... really..."

"The program team is too stupid." Shen Jianxia locked the door, walked back, and sat down next to Tu Bai, "For the first time, I was afraid to open Weibo to see real-time trending searches."

Hearing this, Tubai raised his foot, put it on Shen Jianxia's leg, kicked him, and snorted coldly in a soft nasal voice: "Why, are you scared? Afraid that people will know that we are in a relationship? "

"What do I have to be afraid of?" Faced with Tubai's provocation, Shen Jianxia scoffed, he reached out to hold Tubai's thin and white ankle, and squeezed it gently, "The entertainment industry is so harsh, if someone takes advantage of sexual orientation How about attacking you?"

"Attack, just attack." Tubai looked at the ceiling and said indifferently, "My sexual orientation has been ridiculed a long time ago, have you forgotten?"

Tu Bai was referring to the incident where he was secretly photographed at the airport last year when he was drinking Shen Jianxia's novel CP.Because of this incident, Tubai suffered from the whole Internet blackmail at that time, and many black fans maliciously speculated about his sexual orientation, and used it as a mocking point to attack him for "doing nothing."

For Tu Bai, it doesn't really matter if his sexual orientation is public or not, anyway, he has already been ridiculed in advance.

"Hmm, I haven't forgotten." Shen Jianxia wouldn't tell Tu Bai that he was fighting on the front line of the anti-gangster in a star chasing trumpet, he changed the subject, with a smirk on the corner of his mouth, "How about we guess, What are the real-time trending searches on Weibo right now?"

"Summer day is public?" Tubai raised one leg, stepped on Shen Jianxia's chest with a thin white foot, and thought for a while, "Tubai lives with Summer? Is summer day real?"

"No matter what the hot search term is." Shen Jianxia stretched out her hand to pinch Tu Bai's foot that was stepping on her chest, stroked his instep lightly every now and then, raised her eyebrows and said, "I guess Brother Qin must be Roaring in the crowd."

Hey, how could I forget this.

Tu Bai straightened his waist, stretched his arms, and took a look at the phone from the coffee table.Sure enough, Zhou Ruqin posted a screenshot of Weibo's hot search list in the group chat of the three of them.

[Beautiful Zhou who is worried about this family]? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[Beautiful Zhou who is worried about this family] Just tell me what you two want to do? ? ?Think the studio has a lot of PR fees? ? ? @重途金主沉见夏@穷穷民工兔白白

Tubai clicked on the picture and saw that the relevant entries on the hot search list were similar to what he thought, such as #夏日白日同住#, #夏日白日太真实#, #SummerButton系传#.

However, to his surprise, the number one hot search turned out to be...

#夏白的couple slippers where to buy#

Tubai: "..."

Just when he was speechless, Zhou Ruqin threw another message into the group.

[Beautiful Zhou who is heartbroken for this family] By the way, Xiaobai @穷穷民工兔白白, just now a slipper manufacturer asked you if you would accept the slipper promotion.

[Beautiful Zhou who is heartbroken for this family] And you @途道金主沉见夏, a button manufacturer asked you if you would endorse them.

Tubai: "..."

are you crazy!

They are not some anchors with goods!

Anyway, Tu Bai and Shen Jianxia have settled down a lot after being fucked by the program group during the day.They honestly packed up the room and prepared for tomorrow's recording.

Tubai opened the closet in the master bedroom and took out all his clothes: "There are only two rooms in the house. If the program group really wants guests to live in, they must either sleep in one room for the two of them, or someone sleeps on the floor. Someone sleeps on the sofa. Anyway, no matter how you arrange it, there is always a room that needs to be cleared."

"Well, it's impossible for others to enter the study room. There are too many private things, so it's inconvenient." Shen Jianxia stepped on a chair and reached out to open the door of the wall cabinet, and took out a spare bedding from inside, "Then clean up the master bedroom, I'll live in the study while recording the show."

It took them a while to tidy up the master bedroom, moved all the clothes and daily necessities to the study room, and hid all the double items that were characteristic of the couple.Shen Jianxia changed the sheets and quilt covers for the master bedroom, and planned to live in the study from tonight.

When Shen Jianxia was at home, he always worked in the study room. There were a lot of things in the study room. In addition to various piles of paper books, there were also his desktop computer, laptop computer, tablet computer and various electronic products he usually collected. The keyboard used for codewords alone costs more than a dozen yuan.In addition to these things, all important contracts and documents are also placed in the study.

Tubai knew that there were many important things in the study, so he never went in, it was the only place in the whole house where there was no trace of him.Today, when tidying up the room and moving things, Tu Bai really stepped into this "forbidden place" for the first time.

Shen Jianxia's study room is actually nothing special, a bookcase that takes up the entire wall, a large and long desk next to the window, on which there are messy piles of documents, electronic products and data cables, and a bed, a wardrobe.After moving all the things in, the whole study room seemed even more crowded.

Tu Bai stood in front of the bookcase wall and looked at it for a while. Shen Jianxia had a really large collection of books, from domestic to foreign, from ancient books to modern and contemporary literature, there were all kinds of books.It can be seen that his reading range is very wide.

Tu Bai requisitioned a small cabinet with a door at the bottom, and hid all the little yellow books he treasured.

After arranging his collection, Tubai closed the door of the cabinet, and was about to stand up from the wall of the bookcase, but accidentally saw a familiar tin biscuit box in a shelf next to it.

He remembered that there were many letters in this box.

Tubai paused for a moment, then subconsciously reached out to touch the box.

Last time he only saw the letter, but didn't have time to read anything else.

The contents of these letters, as well as the people who corresponded with Shen Jianxia, ​​really made him very curious.

Just when his fingertips were about to touch the box, Tu Bai suddenly stopped in time.He withdrew his hand, got up and left the bookcase wall.

Forget it.

Curiosity killed the cat.

At night, before going to bed, Shen Jianxia lay on his side on the bed, with one arm between his head and the pillow as a cushion, the other arm around Tubai's waist, his hands on his back, and gently touching him through the thin quilt. Rubbing.

He narrowed his eyes and warned half-threateningly: "If you are assigned to Beihe's group tomorrow, don't share a bed with someone else."

"Oh." Tubai rested his head on Shen Jianxia's chest, and lazily hooked his fingers around his abdominal muscle line. Yan Shishi, and Shen Jianxia wished she didn't even wear underwear, "Then what if I'm assigned to Mr. Summer's house? Do I sleep on the sofa or on the floor?"

"Sleep on me, brother." Shen Jianxia became interested, put her face next to Tubai's ear, and whispered in an ambiguous tone as if seductive.

"Don't make trouble, go to bed quickly." Tu Bai stretched out his hand and pinched his buttocks, pulled the quilt over their heads.

The next day, Tu Bai and Shen Jianxia got up early.

As the objects to be experienced, Shen Jianxia and Beihe only need to stay at home, waiting for the arrival of the program group and guests.And Tu Bai dragged the trolley case with luggage early in the morning, gathered with other guests at the headquarters of Tangerine Films, and then drew lots to decide where to go.

At the headquarters of Tangerine Films, Tu Bai met Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi who hadn't seen each other for a long time.

As soon as the business CPs saw him, they ran over excitedly to say hello to him. Wang Hezhi even gave Tubai an orange to eat, saying that it was a specialty of his hometown, which was very sweet.

After chatting for a few words, Gu Zihan nudged Tubai with his elbow, and asked him with an ambiguous expression: "Xiaobai, why do you live with Teacher Summer? You can't really..."

"Business more, eat less melons, tomorrow will be your home." Tu Bai broke off a few petals of the peeled orange, stuffed it into Gu Zihan's mouth, and refused to answer, "Stay here and don't move, I'll give it to you later." You peel an orange."

At nine o'clock, the guests arrived one after another.

In addition to Lu Zhicheng who met in the studio last time, Tubai also saw Song Wenxing, a trainee of Wenhuang Entertainment, and Huahua, another female artist who took a funny route.

After Song Wenxing arrived, he stood motionless at the door, neither coming in nor going out.He folded his arms and looked around the lounge, with an air of arrogance.

Gu Zihan immediately noticed the child, and whispered gossip: "This child is quite attractive, and he looks cute, but his personality doesn't seem to be very good. I heard that he is a newcomer that Wenhuang Entertainment is planning to launch."

"It seems to be only, I'm still a child." Wang Hezhi was as gentle as ever.

Tubai raised his head and glanced at Song Wenxing who was standing at the door, thinking that he looked familiar, he should have seen him in the company.

Only, she is a little younger than Shen Jianxia, ​​she is indeed still a child.

After Song Wenxing's eyes turned over everyone's face, they stayed on Tubai's face.

Unexpectedly, seeing Tubai, Song Wenxing's expression suddenly became happy, and he immediately strode towards Tubai, and greeted him happily while walking: "Brother Tubai, hello!"

Tubai froze for a moment, then nodded, "Hello."

But Song Wenxing only greeted Tubai, and turned a blind eye to the others.

Lu Zhicheng who was sitting by the side looked up at Song Wenxing, but Song Wenxing didn't notice, he came over, as if he wanted to sit with Tubai, but next to Tubai were Wang Hezhi and Gu Zihan sitting on the left and right.Song Wenxing couldn't get in, so he had to sit a little further away.

"I heard that this newcomer has some background." Gu Zihan moved closer to Tubai's ear, and continued to whisper, "Did your father tell you? Wenhuang Entertainment is going to let Song Wenxing replace you to make a group debut."

"...my father?" Tu Bai frowned, trying hard to digest this new title, it took him a while to realize that Gu Zihan was talking about Wen Che, "This father sent you off."

"It's fine if he's my father." Gu Zihan arched his waist, resting his chin on one hand, resting his elbow on his thigh, and sighed sadly, "In this way, I can tell him, Dad, I don't want to work hard anymore, I want to Go home and be the rich second generation."

Tubai: "...you should be sober."

After all the guests arrived, the recording of the show officially began.

After the guests briefly introduced themselves to each other, the chief planner told everyone about the program rules of this episode: the six guests were divided into two groups according to the lottery and filmed separately, experiencing the week of a professional novel author.During this week, they must live in the author's house, eat and live with the author, and complete the tasks assigned by the program group.

The program group is also ingenious in the selection of guests to be experienced.Shen Jianxia is a representative of online writers, while Beihe is a more traditional published author. The development paths of the two are completely opposite, and the reader groups are also different.

Therefore, the task of the selected guests in the group with Shen Jianxia is to "become a web writer", while the task of Beihe's group is to "become a magazine author".

Then there is the group draw.

Sure enough, Tubai was drawn into Shen Jianxia's group, and his team members were Lu Zhicheng and Song Wenxing.Gu Zihan, Wang Hezhi and Huahua drew Beihe.

Coincidentally, the two pairs of CPs that the program group planned to support were not separated.If they said they didn't tamper with the signing, Tu Bai would not believe it.

"Brother Xiaobai, let's be a team!" Song Wenxing looked very satisfied with the result of the lottery, and excitedly said to Tubai while holding up the lottery in his hand.

"Ah, very good." Tubai nodded.For some reason, Song Wenxing seemed to be more enthusiastic towards him than others, and this kind of enthusiasm made it difficult for him to refuse.

After grouping, the two groups each led a photography team and acted separately.

Going back to my own home, Tubai is familiar with driving.He took Song Wenxing and Lu Zhicheng upstairs in the elevator and returned to the door of the house.

Although he had the key, he still pretended to knock on the door.

The door was quickly opened from the inside, and Shen Jianxia in casual clothes appeared behind the door.Seeing Tu Bai in the lead, Shen Jianxia raised his eyebrows with interest: "So I packed my luggage for so long last night, and I still have to drag it back. It's better not to pack it."

Tubai snorted.

"Good morning, Teacher Summer." The chief planner who followed behind smiled ambiguously, "Does it feel like a daughter-in-law who ran away from home and came back with a suitcase?"

Shen Jianxia put her hands in her pockets and clicked her tongue, neither admitting nor denying it.

Holding his trolley case, Lu Zhicheng said hello to Shen Jianxia: "Mr. Summer, I'm sorry to bother you. We meet again. I'm Lu Zhicheng."

Song Wenxing on the side turned his big eyes, looked at Tubai, then at Shen Jianxia, ​​and greeted obediently like Lu Zhicheng: "Mr. Summer, I am Song Wenxing, a trainee of Wenhuang Entertainment."

"Hello, you." Shen Jianxia took a step back and let them in, "Come in first."

Tubai changed into his exclusive bunny slippers, while Song Wenxing and Lu Zhicheng changed into ordinary slippers that Shen Jianxia bought.

After entering the living room, the first thing they have to do is room assignment.

Lu Zhicheng met Shen Jianxia and Tubai once, although they were not familiar with each other, they were considered acquaintances.Song Wenxing was more miserable, he didn't know anyone except Tubai, and it was embarrassing to share a room with anyone.

How to allocate rooms, who shares a room with whom, who sleeps on the floor and who sleeps on the sofa are all thorny issues.

Unexpectedly, Song Wenxing blurted out without thinking: "Is there a need to ask? Brother Xiaobai and Mr. Summer can sleep in the same bed."

Tubai: "..."

Why is this kid so honest?

"Little Wen Xing, I think your proposal is very good." This answer is very suitable for Shen Jianxia. Just now he was still worrying about how to let Tu Bai sleep in the same room with him, but he was assisted by Song Wen Xingshen.

Lu Zhicheng: "I'm all OK."

Shen Jianxia lowered her eyes, concealing the flashing triumphant smile in her eyes, and said refreshedly: "Okay, since everyone agrees, then I will share a room with Xiaobai. Then, who will sleep in the master bedroom between Wen Xing and Zhicheng?" , who will sleep on the sofa? Or you can make a floor bunk in the master bedroom. Of course, if you don’t mind, it’s okay to sleep in the master bedroom together.”

Song Wenxing immediately frowned: "I don't want to sleep on the sofa."

Lu Zhicheng next to him said: "Song Wenxing is the youngest, let him sleep on the bed in the master bedroom."

"Then do you sleep on the sofa?" Probably because he didn't expect Lu Zhicheng to give up the bed to him, Song Wenxing looked at him in surprise.

Before Lu Zhicheng could answer, Tu Bai said, "It's still inconvenient to sleep on the sofa, after all, it's a public area. So, Wen Xing, can you let Lu Zhicheng make a floor bunk in the master bedroom?"

Song Wenxing blinked, thought for a while, and reluctantly agreed: "That's fine."

The room allocation was successfully completed, and the three guests returned to their rooms to pack their luggage.Shen Jianxia helped Lu Zhicheng spread a quilt on the floor of the master bedroom, and brought him a spare pillow.Tubai didn't have anything to clean up, so he took out the things that were put in the suitcase yesterday.

After packing their luggage, the four gathered in the living room to start today's task.

The task of Shen Jianxia's group is to experience a week as an author of online articles, and the three guests need to start from the most basic.In other words, they need to register their own author account, then publish an article, and then apply for a contract. Only after the contract is successful can they start their author journey.

In order to save time and ensure that the program can be recorded smoothly, the program team of "Their Week" communicated with Blue Ocean Literature Network in advance, and Blue Ocean agreed to release water appropriately if necessary, saving some cumbersome procedures.

"What kind of books do you usually read?" Shen Jianxia sat with her back against the sofa and asked questions to the three guests.The theme of this episode is what he is best at, so he is much more relaxed than last time, and he seems more at ease.

Tubai: "CP literature, Tanmei novels." There are also little yellow books and little yellow man who will be silenced if they say it.

Lu Zhicheng: "I like watching fantasy and martial arts."

Song Wenxing: "I don't read books."

"OK." Shen Jianxia changed the question, "Then who of you can write novels? Or, have you ever tried to create? Essays and fragments count."

Tu Bai: "I wrote a book review for Teacher Summer."

Lu Zhicheng: "When I was in junior high school, I was obsessed with fantasy novels, and I tried to write a little. But I threw it away after writing a few paragraphs, and I couldn't stick to it."

Song Wenxing: "I am Jiu Leu Yu."

Shen Jianxia: "..."

The chief planner at the side couldn't stand it any longer, and couldn't help interjecting: "Song Wenxing, are you being too straightforward?"

Lu Zhicheng glanced at Song Wenxing, and reminded: "If you say such things on the show, you will be hacked after it airs."

"Black is black." Song Wenxing sneered disdainfully.

"Song Wenxing looks quite like you." Hearing Song Wenxing's answer, Shen Jianxia laughed, then turned his head and said to Tubai, "Seeing him is like seeing the old you."

Tubai gave him a pair of big white eyes unceremoniously.

Shen Jianxia returned him a coquettish wink with her phoenix eyes, turned her head, and continued: "In this case, let's set the first goal first: sign a contract. The three of you first apply for an author account, each Personally try to write a beginning, apply for a contract after publishing a new article, as long as one of the three people signs the contract successfully, the task will be completed. Let’s try to achieve this goal within two days, can we?”

Feeling Shen Jianxia's ease in dealing with what he is good at, Tubai was happy for him in his heart.He looked at Shen Jianxia, ​​and asked with a smile in his eyes: "Then how many words do we have to write?"

"Under normal circumstances, you can apply for a contract by yourself if you write [-] words." Seeing that Xia Chongtu's lips curled up, Shen continued to explain to them, "It is not ruled out that there are authors who write well, and you can receive it after sending three to five thousand words." An on-site text message from the editor to invite to sign a contract. We generally call this kind of author "Wenquxingxiaxia."

"[-] characters?" Song Wenxing's face immediately collapsed when he heard this terrible number, "I can't even write an [-]-character composition, it's so difficult. Why do I have to experience it from the beginning? Directly experience what it's like to be a top-notch master." Can't it be the peak?"

"Don't worry, the program team has communicated with Blue Ocean Literature Network in advance, and you can apply for a contract after writing [-] words." Shen Jianxia comforted him.

"Three thousand words..." Song Wenxing buried his face in his hands, looking devastated, "Is it still too late to quit the show?"

"Give it a try." Lu Zhicheng accepted it calmly, "By the way, Mr. Summer, a great master like you must have been a Wenqu star who was picked up by the editor after only publishing one chapter, right?"

Hearing this soul torture, Shen Jianxia paused, and the smile on the corner of his mouth froze suddenly: "Uh..."

"Is it convenient to say?" Lu Zhicheng seemed to realize something.

Even Song Wenxing raised his face from his hands and looked at Shen Jianxia: "Isn't it?"

Tu Bai next to him said lightly: "Mr. Summer's first online article was rejected by the editor of Lan Hai eight times, and he committed suicide under his pseudonym eight times. Only on the ninth time did he rely on another article to save the country."

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Shen Jianxia: "Hello..."

He stretched out his hand to cover Tubai's mouth, trying to struggle for death, but was slapped back by Tubai's palm.

"Oh?" Song Wenxing became interested instantly. A carp sat upright, took a pillow and hugged it in his arms, and asked enthusiastically, "Mr. Summer, a top-notch master, has been rejected eight times? Which editor?" So bold!"

Shen Jianxia: "..."

"What was written in the essay that Mr. Summer was refused?" Lu Zhicheng was also curious, "How could he be refused eight times?"

"Can you say it?" Tubai laughed, looked at Shen Jianxia, ​​nodded his chin at him, and said provocatively, "You should say it yourself."

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Shen Jianxia: "When I was a teenager, I was also a literary boy who was sad and sentimental and liked to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle."

When he said this, he immediately shut up, putting on a very reluctant expression, trying to get away with it.

However, Song Wenxing pressed harder and harder: "So?"

"So the first book is a bit—uh, a literary disease." Seeing everyone's eyes and the dark cameras looking at her, Shen Jianxia could only bite the bullet and continued, "I wrote magazine short stories at first. , when I first transformed from traditional literature to online literature, I couldn’t adapt immediately. At that time, online literature hadn’t developed as well as it is now, and most people still had prejudices against online literature, even myself. And writing magazines and The requirements for writing web articles are different. Most of the published novels are not suitable for the web article mode, so at first my first web article was rejected all the time. In order not to waste the list of new authors, after each rejection I immediately committed suicide under a pseudonym, then re-registered the account, reposted, and applied for a contract.”

"Isn't it too difficult? I thought the threshold for online writing was low, everyone could write whatever they wanted, and anyone could sign a contract." Lu Zhicheng exclaimed, "Then what happened later?"

Shen Jianxia glanced at the gloating Tubai next to her, and said helplessly: "Later, in order to be able to sign the contract, I could only save the country with curves. I went to observe the popular trends and hot topics in the blue ocean at that time, and then reopened a new book. It was this book that received a short contact from the editor, and finally signed it smoothly."

Blue Ocean Literature Network is signed by people, as long as there is a novel that can be signed, then the author will be considered as a successful contract, and other novels in the future will automatically return to the signed works.

In order to successfully sign the contract, Shen Jianxia could only lower his head and let go of the so-called "magazine author's figure" that now looks ridiculous, and wrote the first [-] words following the popular and hot topics on the bad street at that time.

After signing the contract successfully, Shen Jianxia quickly put the article in the wrong, and continued to write his street literary novel that was rejected eight times and was finally discovered by Tu Bai on the list of new authors.

Not long after, taking advantage of no one's attention, he quickly locked up the [-]-word article as black history, and hid it at the bottom of the author's column. Fortunately, no readers have paid attention to this pit in these years.

"Then what's the name of the book you signed later?" Song Wenxing grasped the crux of the problem and chased after it.

Hearing this question, Tu Bai let out a soft hum from his nasal cavity.He crossed his arms, raised his legs, and with a smile, he looked at Shen Jianxia digging black history with great interest.

...What should come will always come.

Shen Jianxia told herself in her heart.

Face the wind!juvenile!

This is your destiny as a top author!

Seeing that Xia Xin froze, closed his eyes, and said through gritted teeth: ""Idols spoil me after I become a big boss on the gold list"."

The author has something to say: Tubai: You're thinking about farting :)

Shen Jianxia: But not only did I really become a big boss on the gold list, but I also fell asleep with my idol :)

Song Wenxing is the protagonist next door in "I'm a Passerby in the Top-Rated Boys' Group", and he was designed by Xianyu Xiaozuo.Good night ovo~~ see you tomorrow