The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

Shen Jianxia went to the bathroom to get a hot towel, returned to the room, the air conditioner was on, Tubai was lazily wrapped in the quilt, only two fair arms and shoulders were exposed, and there were suspicious red marks on the shoulders.

Shen Jianxia sat down by the bed, helped Tubai to sit up, and coaxed in a low voice: "Come on, wipe off your sweat."

Tubai's whole face was flushed with passion and lust, and his whole body was limp, as if his bones had been pulled out.The quilt was taken off by Shen Jianxia, ​​revealing his snow-white upper body, and his head was pressed against Shen Jianxia's firm and hot chest, allowing him to carefully wipe the sweat stains off his body with a hot towel.

"I'm not ready this time, so I can only do this first." Shen Jianxia lifted Tubai's arm and wiped the sweat from his chest, "Next time, prepare all the things that should be prepared..."

Tubai raised his eyelids and glanced at him lazily, as if he didn't want to talk to him.

Being glanced at by the little rabbit with anger, Shen Jianxia only felt that the blood that had been suppressed just now was boiling again.He threw the towel to the bedside table, buried his head in Tubai's neck, and gently gnawed the tender flesh with his teeth: "...do it again."

Tubai snorted unhappily: "You have to catch a plane tomorrow morning... um..."

The soft voice of protest turned into a deadly aphrodisiac at this moment, Shen Jianxia's kiss immediately entangled her, and her warm hands slipped into the quilt...

Before leaving the next morning, Shen Jianxia left the breakfast prepared for Tubai on the dining table, covered it with a food cover, and cleaned up the kitchen that was messed up by Tubai last night.

When he left, Tu Bai was still in a deep sleep, lying on his side with the quilt rolled up, his eyes closed, his thick eyelashes trembling slightly with his breathing.Shen Jianxia sat on the edge of the bed and watched him for a long time, finally bent down and left a kiss as light as a feather on his forehead.

Then he left the room very lightly, closing the bedroom door behind him.

The light source was cut off, and the room returned to darkness. The person lying on the bed suddenly moved and opened a pair of clear and bright eyes.

Tubai stared at the closed door until he heard the sound of closing the door downstairs, then he raised his hand and stroked his forehead blankly.

We are going to separate again...

I really don't want to face parting.

Shen Jianxia returned to the crew, and within two days, Tu Bai also joined the crew of "Erhu 1933", starting a new job.

"Erhu 1933" tells the life of folk artist A Bing.A Bing, formerly known as Hua Wanjun, was a Taoist priest in Lei Zun Temple in Wuxi.He lost his mother at the age of four, and became a Taoist priest in Lei Zun Temple with his master at the age of eight. Under the guidance of his master, he learned a variety of folk instruments such as the erhu and the pipa. At the age of 12, he was proficient in various instrumental music.A Bing originally thought he was an orphan, but he didn't want his master who raised him to die when he was 21 years old.He didn't know until the master was dying that he turned out to be the real son of the master. *1

After inheriting the Taoist temple, A Bing spent the most absurd first half of his life, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and finally was blinded by syphilis and could no longer take over the Taoist temple.In order to make a living, he performed on the street, rapped and sang practical stories, and "Blind A Bing" was born at this time.During this period, he composed "Erquan Yingyue" and many other moving pieces that have been handed down to later generations. *2

In 1933, the Japanese invaders occupied Wuxi, and Abin went to Shanghai to work as a violinist in a Kunqu troupe.During this period, he composed the majestic patriotic piece "Listening to the Pine", which ostensibly praised the anti-golden hero Yue Fei, but actually conveyed his determination to resist Japan.Later, A Bing returned to Wuxi, and sang the real news every day in front of the teahouse of Chong'an Temple. In 1947, Ah Bing's lung disease relapsed, and he was unable to perform on the street due to coughing up blood. In the end, he could only make a living by repairing pianos for others at home. *3

After the founding of New China, with the help of teachers and students of the Central Conservatory of Music, A Bing recorded several of his erhu and pipa songs, leaving precious folk music materials for future generations.Until 1950, A Bing died at the age of 57, ending his rough life. *4

Tubai was not A Bing’s first choice of actor. There was only one black and white photo of A Bing in history. In the photo, he was a thin and haggard middle-aged man with a beard and a pair of blind sunglasses, with a serious expression. Don't be angry.

Whether it's appearance or the contrast with the characters, Tu Bai and A Bing are very different.

After the "Erhu 1933" crew officially announced the cast, Tu Bai inevitably received a lot of criticism, and even some fans were worried about whether he could play this role well.After all, he is too young and beautiful, and it is understandable for everyone to think that he cannot afford such a heavy role.

The director is not worried about Tu Bai's acting skills at all. Tu Bai's acting skills were unanimously approved by the crew during the audition, otherwise they would not have given Tu Bai the roles of young A Bing and middle-aged A Bing. .Now, the director is worried about something else.

A Bing's qin skills are very superb. It is said that he can lift the pipa above his head and play it. He can also use the erhu to imitate the sounds of men, women, old and children talking, sighing, laughing and barking of chickens and dogs.In addition, he also plays drums and flute and other instruments. *5

"I know you can play the erhu, but what about other instruments? Can you play the pipa? What about the drum? What about the flute?" On the set, the director asked Tu Bai.

Tubai: "Yes."

"It's okay if you don't, it will be strange if you do. Don't worry. The crew will invite a teacher to teach you..." The director wrote something quickly in the notebook without raising his head. Looking up, "What did you say? You will?"

"I said I would." Tubai nodded, "I will do everything."

The director frowned, obviously not convinced: "Everything? Everything? Is it true?"

Tu Bai turned his head, and said to the prop team beside him, "Can I trouble you to bring the instrument props for me?"

"Okay, okay..." The prop group immediately went to move the instrumental props.

Twenty minutes later, Tubai performed a collection of folk instrumental music for the whole crew.

director:"……"

Director: "May I call you brother from now on? Brother Xiaobai, you are awesome, you are really awesome."

Tu Bai put down the pipa in his hand: "Actually, I only know a little bit, not proficient. I can't play the pipa on top of my head for the time being. I'd better hire a teacher, I can learn."

"No, no, no, you are already great." The director quickly said, "There is basically no problem with the instrumental music, just ask a teacher to guide it when the time comes. It's just that Taoist priests are not easy to act, I think you'd better go to the Tao to watch in advance Let's see how a real Taoist priest lives."

Tubai: "No need."

The director thought he thought the environment of the Taoist temple was not good, so he persuaded him kindly: "I know you may be too dirty and tired, you young people can't live without hardship, but you still have to go and see for yourself to know what to do with things you haven't touched before." Acting, are you right?"

"No, what I mean is that I have been to a Taoist temple and lived with Taoist priests." Tu Bai calmly explained to him, "So there is no need to go there again."

"What did you say?" Hearing Tu Bai's answer, the director was dumbfounded, "You have already been there earlier? Taoist temple?"

Tu Bai didn't deny it, but said, "I still have some understanding of the life of a Taoist priest."

The director stared at him for a while before sighing, "Tubai, how many surprises can you give me..."

Tu Bai didn't lie. After the filming started, he changed into a Taoist uniform, put on straw sandals, tied his hair up in a bun, and smeared his face with dark liquid foundation. He looked like a little Taoist priest in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China.

Not only the image, he actually has a certain understanding of some professional terms such as Zhengyi, Quanzhen, Kundao, Imperial Order Gangsha, etc., and he can even chat with the Laoshan Taoist priest invited by the crew to be a guide.

When they were chatting, the director and the screenwriter had listened to it several times with interest, but they hurried away within a few minutes - they couldn't understand at all.

In the play, the Taoist Temple of Lei Zun where A Bing lives is very dilapidated, and it is a dilapidated house with only one floor.For a long time, when the wind and rain come, the blue-gray tiles and old wooden walls present a crumbling posture.

There is a well outside the gate of the Taoist temple. When taking pictures of the daily life of the teenager A Bing, Tubai deftly throws buckets, fetches water, and hangs ropes. It is as proficient as if you have lived in a Taoist temple.

After getting along with each other, the people in the crew who had prejudices and doubts about Tu Bai gradually changed, and everyone was full of praise for him.

Half a month after Tu Bai joined the group, the recording of the second episode of "Their Weekly" also officially started.

The theme of the second issue is to experience a week as a professional fiction writer.The original theme was not this. After the first episode of the program was broadcast, the audience responded very well, so the program team decided to revise the original plan while the iron was hot. With Shen Jianxia as the experienced practitioner, a special episode was made for him. themed programs.

The difference from the first episode is that this time, in addition to Shen Jianxia, ​​the program team also invited another popular writer, Beihe, as the object to be experienced.As for the experience guests, in addition to the constant Tu Bai, Wang Hezhi, and Gu Zihan, the special guest reviewer Lu Zhicheng from the previous issue was added, as well as Song Wenxing, a trainee from Wenhuang Entertainment, and another young female artist.

The guests were notified in advance that this program will be filmed separately with Summer and Beihe as two lines, and all guests will be divided into two groups, each group of four.As for which group each guest is finally assigned to, they are randomly assigned by the program group, and they will be notified temporarily until the day of filming.

In order to film the program, Shen Jianxia and Tubai each asked for leave from the crew, and went home one day early to tidy up.

"The program team didn't specify the rules in advance, but according to the last episode, it is likely that the guests will be allowed to live in the author's home for close observation and experience." Tu Bai sat on the sofa, holding Shen Jianxia in his arms and brought him from other places. The special snacks that came back, said while eating, "Whether we will be in a group or not, the house must be cleaned up, and no one can find that we live together, or we will be in big trouble."

"Well, I'll clean it up at night." Shen Jianxia stretched out her arms, hugged Tubai into her arms, lowered her head and kissed his fragrant and soft hair, and said with a smirk, "It's been a long time since I saw you, I should do something bad first... "

Tubai murmured a few words about "improper" and "bad", and he pushed him onto the sofa and entangled him in kissing.The two hugged each other and kissed and touched for a long time, their lust and fire were all aroused.

Seeing that Xia had just taken off Tubai's clothes, there was a sudden knock on the door:

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom!"

Both of them were startled by the sudden knock on the door, and their movements froze.They turned their heads to look at the entrance at the same time, and then turned their heads to look at each other.

Tubai asked angrily, "Who?"

Shen Jianxia shook her head, and also replied angrily: "I don't know."

Although I don't know who it is...but I still have a sense of being caught doing bad things and being caught.

It can't be Zhou Ruqin, can it?

The knock on the door continued, and the two of them hurriedly got dressed.However, Shen Jianxia was wearing a shirt again today, and had to button it up one by one.After hastily getting dressed, Tubai suppressed his beating heart, and sat on the sofa with a rare guilty conscience, his back stiffened, his hands flat on his lap obediently, while Shen Jianxia went to the entrance to open the door.

As soon as the door was opened, a huge black camera suddenly squeezed in.Immediately afterwards, a bunch of big faces appeared at the door: "Surprise!"

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Looking at those familiar faces, Shen Jianxia suddenly felt very tired. He raised his hand to his forehead and said, "Program crew, you...?"

"Mr. Summer, good afternoon!" The chief planner held a black microphone in his hand, and a program group LOGO board with "XX brand name" was hung on the microphone, looking at Shen Jianxia with a smile on his face, "We are "Their Weekly" "The program team is now conducting surprise interviews with two experienced professionals to warm up the second episode of the program. We just came out of Mr. Beihe's house, now let's take a look at what Mr. Summer's house looks like Bar!"

Shen Jianxia: "...you really know how to play."

At this moment, the chief planner accidentally found Tubai sitting in the living room, and immediately exclaimed: "Ah! Tubai is here too!"

All eyes looked over at once.

Tu Bai who suddenly became the focus: "..."

He had to stand up, walked a few steps towards this side, stopped again, and smiled helplessly at the camera: "Hello."

The chief planner looked at Shen Jianxia and then at Tubai, his smile suddenly changed: "What a coincidence! I didn't expect to see little Tubai at Teacher Summer's house. Tubai and Teacher Summer should have a good relationship, right? Do you often visit?"

Tubai replied calmly: "Well, I heard that Teacher Summer is back, and I happen to be free, so I came to visit."

Shen Jianxia's temples twitched. A lie often needs countless lies to be true. The moment the program team entered the door, everything was beyond redemption.He took a step aside: "Come in first."

"Thank you, Mr. Summer." The chief planner said, "Do you need to change your shoes? Oh, Mr. Summer's slippers are so cute."

The camera followed and took a close-up of the pair of little fox print sandals on Shen Jianxia's feet.

Shen Jianxia who didn't find anything wrong: "No, just come in."

Tubai's heart was full of alarm bells, but before he could hide himself, the chief planner had already discovered the clue: "Eh? Xiao Tubai's slippers are also very nice. Wait a minute, your slippers look like... Couple models?"

The camera immediately zoomed in and focused on the bunny-printed slippers on Tubai's feet.

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Oops.

Shen Jianxia's brain froze on the spot, and she argued incoherently: "It's a series of discounted models in the supermarket—ah, no, I bought them online, buy one pair and get one free, I only bought the second pair at half price... Anyway, it's not I bought it specially! It’s not couple slippers! It’s not Tubai’s exclusive slippers either! Please don’t add subtitles indiscriminately!”

Tu Bai stood by and listened to his full of loopholes, his smile gradually froze, and the urge to rush up and cover Shen Jianxia's mouth to make him stop talking, stop talking, and shut up was almost uncontrollable.

As expected, this idiot was still nervous when facing the camera, and then started talking nonsense...

Does he really know what he's talking about? !

"Oh——" the chief planner looked at them ambiguously, "I won't talk nonsense anymore, the audience will watch it anyway, won't they?"

Suddenly, she noticed something was wrong.As if thinking of something, the chief planner's expression suddenly became awkward.

She pointed to Shen Jianxia's clothes, and hesitantly reminded: "Well, Mr. Summer, your buttons..."

Shen Jianxia, ​​who had an empty head and only knew nonsense, looked down belatedly, only to realize that he had buttoned the second button into the third buttonhole just now in a panic, and all the buttons down were wrong: "... ..."

Tubai also found out: "..."

It’s over.

How the hell should it be rounded!How round!

It's all about catching rape in bed!

Tubai couldn't bear to look directly, turned his head, put the back of his hand against his forehead, and sighed in his heart.

Shen Jianxia raised her head, looked away from the buttons, stretched out her hand to unbutton them with a calm expression, buckled them back one by one, and continued to babble: "This is the most popular way of dressing nowadays, isn't it trendy? Everyone in hip-hop wears it like this, so I just try it on casually, hahaha, hahahahaha, haha. Ah, by the way, please cut this part out when the show is on air.”

The chief planner laughed even more awkwardly: "But, this is a live broadcast..."

Shen Jianxia: "???"

Tubai: "..."

At this moment, in the online live broadcast room of the "Their Week" program group that they couldn't see, the number of viewers suddenly increased from 700 million to 1400 million, and the audience was frantically swiping the screen:

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha the program team is doing great!Well done! ]

[I'm fucking laughing like crazy hhhhh so what the hell were you two doing just now? ]

[shock!The romance between a well-known actor and a popular writer is accidentally exposed! ]

[Ms. Summer, stop explaining!Explanation is to cover! Hip-hop does not take the blame!Make it public! ]

[What else is there to say? ?Couple slippers get√ Messy hair get√ Wrong shirt buttons get√ What else?come together!I can still drink!I am not afraid of diabetes! ]

[What a ghost to drop by?live together!It's cohabitation! ?Cohabitation is a real hammer!Ah ah ah ah ah ah xrbzszd! ! ! ]

The author has something to say: It’s so touching, I actually finished writing it during the day today (…)

JJ wants to register the copyright of the font on the cover. There were too many messy fonts on the previous magazine cover. I can no longer tell who is who, so I made a new double cover, hehe.

See you tomorrow~ ovo

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*Remarks 1-4: A Bing's life experience is referred to the relevant information of the entry "A Bing" in Baidu Encyclopedia.

*Remark 5: The original sentence is quoted from the Baidu Encyclopedia "A Bing" entry, with slight changes.