The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

"Hahahahahaha!" Song Wenxing hugged the pillow and laughed until he rolled on the sofa, "What the hell is this! How stupid!"

Even the staff next to me couldn't help laughing.

Shen Jianxia raised his hands to his forehead helplessly, he knew they would react like this: "As a human being, you still have to have fantasies..."

"So, have you become the big boss of the gold list now?" Lu Zhicheng suppressed a smile.

Shen Jianxia nodded, the corners of her mouth curled up proudly: "Of course."

Song Wenxing had had enough of laughing, sat up straight, raised his hand to wipe away the tears from laughing: "Then your idol spoils you to heaven now?"

Shen Jianxia: "..."

This question was too sharp, Shen Jianxia choked for a moment, and unconsciously glanced at Tu Bai who was sitting beside her from the corner of her eye, with a guilty look in her eyes.

Tubai leaned back against the sofa, stretched his shoulders into a comfortable posture, and looked at him with a smile that was not a smile: "I want to know too, Mr. Summer."

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah—

Shen Jianxia felt as if there was a villain holding his face in his heart and screaming crazily.

What a shame!

"Let me go, please." Shen Jianxia raised her hands to beg for mercy, and decisively changed the subject, "Let's hurry up and get down to business. The first two days of seven days are used to write the beginning and sign the contract, and the third day to start serialization and Change every day, and strive to be eligible to enter the V fee on the fifth day."

Song Wenxing and Lu Zhicheng didn't know much about the web writing business, and they both thought it was an easy job.Lu Zhicheng leaned back on the sofa, patted his chest confidently: "Small, it's absolutely fine."

Song Wenxing also nodded beside him: "The threshold for online writing is so low, anyone can write it if they want."

Only Tubai knew that this matter was not so easy. He suppressed his smile and frowned: "Sign the contract on the second day, and enter V on the fifth day. This is too difficult."

Even asking Shen Jianxia to open a small account may not be able to do it, not to mention that now Blue Ocean Literature Network has higher and higher requirements for newcomers to sign contracts, this task does not look optimistic.

"Try it." Shen Jianxia narrowed her eyes, raised the corners of her mouth, and smiled confidently, "Don't you still have me?"

The mission officially begins.

"First of all, you need a computer. If you don't have a computer, you can connect a tablet with an external keyboard." Shen Jianxia walked down from the second floor while talking. The show was recorded in the living room, so he went up and took down his laptop just now. "Then register an account on Blue Ocean Literature Network and apply to become an author. This is the first step in becoming an online author."

Song Wenxing was originally sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed. Instead of a laptop, he used an iPad Pro and a Bluetooth keyboard.But these two things can't be placed on his lap, so he can only put the tablet and Bluetooth keyboard on the coffee table, and sit on the ground to operate.

Lu Zhicheng's computer is Dell's Alienware series, which looks very stylish and cool, but at the same time the body is also very heavy.This computer is suitable for gaming, not for business.Putting such a thick computer with a brick-like power supply in a backpack is like carrying a bag of cement on one's spine.

"Mr. Summer, what codewords do you usually use?" asked the chief planner at the side.

"As far as my personal habits are concerned, I usually use a desktop computer and a mechanical keyboard when I'm at home, and bring a laptop when I go out. I don't need to play games, so the requirements for the computer are thin and light and long battery life." Shen Jianxia Turn on the computer to start the program, then hand over his notebook to Tubai, and at the same time answer, "But when I go out recently, I will bring an iPad and a foldable Bluetooth keyboard, which will be more portable."

Sitting on the sofa, Tu Bai stretched out his hands, took the laptop that Shen Jianxia handed over naturally, put it on his lap, opened the browser, and found the webpage of Blue Ocean Literature Network, as if he was using his own things Same.

"What brand of computer does Teacher Summer use? It looks quite special, and there are engravings on the A side." Lu Zhicheng glanced at the laptop on Tu Bai's lap, and asked curiously.

"You can't buy it." Shen Jianxia replied calmly, but the corners of her mouth raised, but she couldn't hold back the proud arc, "My computer was given away for free, and it was specially customized. There is only one in the world."

"Wow!" Song Wenxing, who was sitting on the ground, quickly turned his head to look at Tubai's computer on his lap, and asked enviously, "Brother Tubai gave it to you? Can you lend it to me?"

"Is it okay?" Tu Bai turned to look at Shen Jianxia.

"Okay." Shen Jianxia raised the corners of her eyes, and the complacency in her eyes never went down, "But be careful, a computer is a productivity tool more important than life for an author."

The brat just wants to show off.Tubai snorted at him with a smile, closed the computer, and handed it carefully to Song Wenxing.

"Brother Tubai is too considerate, isn't the lettering on the lower right corner of side A the pen name of Teacher Summer?" Song Wenxing took Shen Jianxia's computer, put his hand on the lettering on side A and gently rubbed it, his tone showing envy and marvel.

"Yeah, it's very sweet, right?" Shen Fox's nine tails were almost turning into airplane propellers, and he pretended to be calm, "After registering an account, you need to give yourself a pseudonym before you can apply to become an author."

After watching, Song Wenxing returned the computer to Tubai: "Mr. Summer, why is your pen name called 'Bai's Summer'? This name sounds weird, it's a mouthful."

Hearing this question, Tu Bai also looked at Shen Jianxia curiously.

"I'm called Summer because there is a word 'Xia' in my real name." Shen Jianxia smiled and replied casually.

"I know, your name is Jian Xia, and your name sounds nice." Song Wenxing boasted casually.

"Wen Xing is also nice." Lu Zhicheng on the side said something intentionally or unintentionally, and then quickly added, "Does 'Bai's Summer' mean 'White Summer'?"

Shen Jian Xia paused, then shook his head: "No. It doesn't mean white."

It doesn't mean white, so...

Tu Bai, who was sitting next to him and fiddling with the computer, suddenly noticed that for some reason, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

He involuntarily stopped typing on the keyboard, raised his eyes calmly, turned his eyes and glanced at Shen Jianxia, ​​trying to spy on the other person's expression at the moment.

Unexpectedly, Shen Jianxia also happened to look over, a pair of wild Danfeng eyes concealed a sly look, and a very naughty smile appeared on his handsome face.

During the short look at each other, Tu Bai understood the answer hidden in Shen Jianxia's eyes from Shen Jianxia's eyes - yes, that's what you thought.

"Bai" is not white, but "tea white".

It is the summer that only belongs to Tubai.

And Shen Jianxia who only belonged to Tubai.

This person actually secretly put his own name in his pseudonym. There is no one who chases stars like this. This is no longer a true fan, but a brain-dead fan, right?

Ke Tubai still couldn't deny that he was inevitably teased by this behavior.

Shen Jianxia wove a huge net with sugar, he was willingly lured by the sweet breath, walked in step by step, was tightly entangled hands and feet, and finally even his heart was entangled, unable to escape anymore.

Tubai gave Shen Jianxia a rather embarrassed look, and immediately shifted his gaze to the computer screen, pretending to be concentrating on tinkering with the webpage, but in fact he just opened and closed several webpages to cover up his uncontrollable heart rhythm.

Shen Jianxia glanced at the white and red ears, smiled ambiguously, and changed the subject: "Okay, then you all come to think of a pen name first."

"Teacher Summer is called 'Summer Bai', and Brother Tubai is called 'Winter Black'." Song Wenxing is a goldfish's memory, and immediately forgot that he was still struggling with the meaning of "Bai" in Shen Jianxia's pseudonym just now , Playing memes happily, "My name is 'Red Spring', Lu Zhicheng is called 'Green Autumn', and we are the 'Season Men's Author Team'."

"Why am I green?" Lu Zhicheng frowned, with a puzzled expression on his face.

Song Wenxing ignored him, clapped his hands, and said happily: "I've made up my mind! Then I'll be called 'Little Xingxing'!"

His thoughts jumped very quickly, and he immediately jumped to the next topic before the end of one topic, but Lu Zhicheng was able to answer right away: "Then my name is 'Little Sun'."

Song Wenxing raised his head and glanced at him, frowning unhappily: "You are so strange. Why are you learning from me?"

In the end, because the simple pseudonyms of "Little Star" and "Little Sun" had already been taken by other authors, they could only add a few more words.Song Wenxing's pen name is "Peerless Little Star", while Lu Zhicheng's is "Invincible Little Sun".

Shen Jianxia sat close to Tubai, turned her head to look at his screen: "Have you decided on a pseudonym?"

"Think it over." Tu Bai turned his head and glanced at the program group next to him, and asked, "Program group, I have a reader account for Blue Ocean, can I use that account to apply for a writer? It would be too troublesome to re-register."

The chief planner thought for a while: "Yes."

"Okay." Tubai logged into his account, and then entered the author application page.

Shen Jianxia originally thought that Tubai would directly use his reader ID "Little Rabbit Jiguai" as his pen name. Unexpectedly, Tubai kept tapping on the keyboard with a pair of slender fair hands, and entered a few words in the "pen name" column. : There is a little fox.

Gan.

After seeing those five words clearly, Shen Jianxia silently stretched out her hand to cover her heart, feeling her heart beating a little faster.

Unexpectedly...was teased by the little rabbit.

After the application is successful, it is time to start writing the beginning of the work, and the work can only be published after writing.

"First of all, you have to choose the topic well, and be clear about what kind of story you want to write." Shen Jianxia gave the lecture seriously.

"Teacher Summer, what have you been writing lately?" Song Wenxing asked.

"I haven't opened a hole recently, and I'm still working on the character design and outline." Shen Jianxia said, "The new book I'm preparing is called "Dogs Have to Die for the Postgraduate Entrance Examination". In the postgraduate entrance examination diary of "Dog Escape 1000 Questions", he came to a horrible library with three floors, and there was a fight for seats in the library. Only when he successfully boarded the third floor of the library and took the postgraduate exam, could he leave alive This book, back to the real world. But I haven’t decided yet whether it will be written on the theme of crossing the book or the theme of infinite streaming, both of which are popular elements.”

"Since they are all thermal elements, can't we write them all?" Lu Zhicheng asked.

"It is possible, but the selection of thermal elements must be moderate. If it is too full, it may be counterproductive, and it will eventually become a pile of thermal elements." Shen Jianxia explained.

"Then can we not write about hot elements?" Song Wenxing lay down on the coffee table, frowning, "This is the first story I write, and I don't want to follow the crowd."

"Of course." Shen Jianxia smiled, put her left hand on the sofa, and tapped the sofa cushion with her fingers, "However, if a new author wants to get readers' attention, it's best to keep up with hot spots, and not do the opposite. Do it."

"Then what is the hot topic that is popular recently?" Lu Zhicheng thought seriously.

Tu Bai stared at his screen, and answered casually: "Lan Hai's words are about wearing books, unlimited streams, the entertainment industry, rebirth, wealthy old men, and three and a half years old."

Shen Jianxia glanced at him approvingly: "As expected of a krypton gold player of Blue Ocean Literature Network, he understands better than the author."

Only then did Tu Bai raise his eyes to glance at Shen Jianxia, ​​and clicked his tongue: "I have had more CPs in Blue Sea than you have written."

"Ah——" Song Wenxing frowned and dragged his voice, and he pronounced the word "ah" in a cadence, "I feel so mentally retarded, so low, so young, like some kind of domineering president who falls in love with me, and the prince and princess have already fallen in love with you." After sending it to the brothel for three days, she said that the client is older than you."

Lu Zhicheng: "... I think you understand it quite well."

"It will feel like this, right?" Tubai smiled, he helped the computer on the armrest, and explained to Song Wenxing patiently, "But in fact, you can think about it differently, why these themes and titles can be ranked On the homepage of the book city? Why are they popular? Because this is the choice of genuine readers, and the data is the best proof. Maybe you can see that the wind direction on Weibo is criticizing Lan Hai’s novels for younger age and homogeneity , In fact, it’s good to listen to this kind of words. As an author, if you take it seriously, then you are really a fool. Most of those who criticize are txt readers who read pirated articles, and they don’t spend a lot of time reading online articles. For money, their preferences will not have any substantive effect on the authors of web articles, nor will they produce any value. The ultimate essence of web articles is a commodity, and authors need to take care of the preferences of genuine readers, not these People who have no respect for intellectual property."

"Brother Tubai is easy to understand." Song Wenxing rested his chin on one hand, stared at Tubai intently, and looked at him with an expression of admiration.

"I didn't understand it before, but after reading a lot of online articles, I slowly learned a lot." Tubai glanced at Shen Jianxia, ​​and then said, "The homogenization and younger age caused by online article authors following the trend is indeed a problem. , but not all works are like this, it’s just a blinding leaf. A blue ocean literature network is so big, there are 300 million online articles in the work library, and there are all kinds of works of various themes and types. It can be said that a hundred flowers bloom, but what can really How many have been seen?"

Tu Bai's words were on Shen Jianxia's heart.

Shen Jianxia did not expect that Tu Bai not only attracted him by his looks and character, but also fascinated him by his inner self-cultivation and knowledge.

It is indeed the person he likes.

"Yes. In fact, many people have misconceptions, thinking that online literature is very low and the threshold is very low. It can't even compare with traditional literature. Even some online writers who are not confident think so." Shen Jian Xia Chong Tubai With a smile, there was tenderness and appreciation hidden in his eyes that he hadn't even noticed, and he continued with Tubai's words, "Actually not, this kind of thinking itself is a kind of prejudice. Internet literature itself is a combination of traditional literature and the Internet. The combination of traditional literature is a new literary form born with the help of the Internet as a carrier, and has formed its own unique characteristics in the process of continuous development and growth. Any art category has its own life cycle, and so does literature and art. A If art wants to survive for a long time and not be eliminated, it must seek innovation and change instead of standing still. When the Internet appeared 20 years ago, traditional paper media began to sing bad news. It is the part that innovates and seeks change, so they have survived tenaciously, showing their strong vitality, and with the efforts of generations of online literature practitioners and genuine readers, they have gradually formed a good paid ecological chain."

"But online literature is indeed not as profound as traditional literature..." Song Wenxing raised his hand and scratched his hair, a little confused.

"The quality of online articles is indeed uneven, because some of the authors of online articles just want to make quick money, and some are serious about creating without forgetting their original intentions. This is the choice of each author. Of course, the quality of the work is also related to the author's writing skills. Everyone It is impossible for all the first works to be perfect, and the author has to continue to create and study in order to make progress.” When talking about literature, Shen Jianxia’s eyes suddenly brightened, and even when facing the camera, he could not speak. It has become more and more, "Similarly, it does not mean that the title of 'traditional literature' or 'serious literature' proves that the work is excellent, and there are many people who write poorly, using the guise of niche literature and art as a fig leaf But it’s a bit ridiculous. The essential difference between traditional literature and online literature is nothing more than the difference in audience groups and carriers. Whether it is literature or art, there should be no distinction between high and low.”

Not only Song Wenxing and Lu Zhicheng were attracted by his words, but even the program crew next to them listened attentively.

"In any case, as a professional web writer, you must first understand that the ultimate essence of web texts is still a commodity. You can stick to your original intention and write what you want to write, but if you don't respect the needs of readers, you can't Blame the readers for neglecting you. In the beginning, I foolishly insisted on writing some unpopular and niche things, and finally I was taught to be a person by data. Later, I tried to make a change, to study and learn from the works of other gold list authors. In the novel After adding some popular and hot elements to it, more and more readers were gradually attracted.” Shen Jianxia had forgotten the existence of the camera, and talked eloquently, “You can be yourself, but you have to make changes, sometimes It’s not necessarily right to be stubborn.”

Tubai stared intently at Shen Jianxia who was sitting next to him.

When Shen Jianxia spoke, his expression was very serious, which made his already handsome facial features more profound and charming.He sat upright, his slender neck slid out in a smooth arc, extending to his straight and broad shoulders, and the muscle lines of his back looked very strong and beautiful.

It looks very reliable.

Especially when Shen Jianxia hugged herself with both arms, and she put her chin on his shoulder, put her hands on his shoulder blades around his waist, and greedily breathed in the faint scent of soap on his body.

Staring at the pair of phoenix eyes with slanted tails and the thin lips that closed one after another, Tu Bai felt that he was about to be fascinated by Shen Jianxia, ​​who was in high spirits when talking about literature.

The confident younger brother is also too charming.

"It is not a shame to cater to readers. The important thing is not to cater blindly and write some stereotyped assembly line products. As long as you have your own in-depth thinking, you can write profound works under the skin of hot elements. The author and the reader themselves It’s a two-way mutually beneficial relationship,” Shen Jianxia finally said, “As an author, creation makes me feel happy, and as a reader, reading makes them feel happy, and my works are the hub connecting both parties. I find my own existence in the process of creation. Value, readers get spiritual satisfaction and rest in the process of reading. Writing and reading, the most important thing is to have fun."

Song Wenxing seemed to understand but half understood: "I seem to understand..."

Suddenly realizing that he hadn't controlled his chatterbox attributes for a while, and actually babbled so much nonsense in front of the camera, but fortunately he didn't make a mistake, Shen Jianxia immediately changed the subject: "Okay, let's stop chatting so much, let's start. First Take an hour to look at the works on the Blue Ocean Literature Network, and determine the subject matter you want to create. You can also go to the author forum to see the dry goods."

So, except for Shen Jianxia, ​​the other three held their computers and seriously read and studied in the ocean of online texts.

Shen Jianxia couldn't just wait, he went upstairs and got another laptop, sat next to Tubai, and started typing on the keyboard to write.

In the middle of the journey, Shen Jianxia went to the bathroom.When he opened the door and came out, he found Tu Bai washing his hands standing in front of the sink at the door.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Tu Bai didn't turn his head, but raised his eyes, looking thoughtfully at Shen Jianxia who was standing diagonally behind him from the mirror.

"What's wrong?" Shen Jianxia walked up to Tubai, raised the corners of her lips, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you looking at me like this?"

"I just... thought you were so charming just now." Tu Bai moved to the side and gave Shen Jianxia the faucet. He looked at the two people standing side by side in the mirror, and suddenly laughed, "Teacher Summer is indeed my favorite. author of novels."

Shen Jianxia, ​​who was washing his hands, paused for a moment when he heard his lover's unreserved confession.He raised his eyes, looked at Tubai through the mirror, and raised the corners of his mouth: "Then, does brother only like Teacher Summer?"

Tu Bai tilted his head, bent his eyes, and said softly amidst the rushing water, "Of course... I like Shen Jianxia the most."

If it wasn't for worrying about everyone being in the living room, Shen Jianxia really wanted to hug Tu Bai to the sink and kiss her hard on the spot.

"It's so bad, and seduced me again." He squinted his eyes and turned off the faucet, threatening fiercely, "I'll clean you up at night."

Tu Bai stood where he was, shaking his hands solemnly, and flung the water beads on Shen Jianxia's face: "Oh? I'm waiting anytime."

After speaking, he turned around and wanted to go back.

But she didn't want Shen Jianxia behind her to roll her eyeballs, and while the people in the living room weren't paying attention, she quickly stretched out her hand and squeezed her white buttocks.

"!" Tubai almost jumped up, he stopped, blushed, turned his head and glared at Shen Jianxia, ​​and cursed in a low voice, "Stinky rascal!"

Shen Jianxia leaned against the door of the bathroom with his hands in his pockets, smirked and whistled, and mouthed to Tubai: "You, like, like."

Tubai glared at him, and ran away quickly, clutching his buttocks.

after an hour.

When Shen Jianxia, ​​who was typing, glanced at the computer desktop, he announced that it was time: "Have you decided what to write?"

"I want to write about martial arts." Lu Zhicheng was the first to close the computer, raised the back of his hand and rubbed his sore eyes, "Is it okay to write romance novels from a male perspective?"

"Of course you can, but romance from a male perspective is very unpopular. You have to think about it. After all, Lan Hai is a female frequency novel website with a majority of female readers. Romance novels from a male perspective do not have a strong sense of substitution, but this kind of subject matter and perspective will have their own. readers." Shen Jianxia also closed the lid of the notebook and put the hot computer on his lap, "My suggestion is to add some popular elements appropriately."

"Then how should I add it?" Lu Zhicheng asked.

"Let's talk about your thoughts first." Shen Jianxia nodded his chin at him, "What kind of story do you want to write?"

Lu Zhicheng thought for a while: "I want to write a cool article. The protagonist can be the leader of the Demon Cult who is misunderstood by the world, or the waiter who hides in the inn."

"Okay, let's change your thinking." Shen Jianxia leaned on the armrest of the sofa and changed into a comfortable position, tapping the computer cover rhythmically with the fingers of his right hand, "If I were to write this book, I would choose to join Book element. Suppose the protagonist A is a college student, and his hobby is to read martial arts novels on the Blue Ocean Literature Network. As a result, one day he transmigrates into a book, into a martial arts novel he just read yesterday. He can transmigrate into this book The protagonist in the novel can also be dressed as a villain, or even a cannon fodder passer-by. As a God’s perspective who has read the entire novel a long time ago, Xiao A clearly knows his future destiny, so the next thing he has to do is how to escape The shackles of the original plot, change your own destiny. This is the premise, and the follow-up story can be carried out according to your original idea, and there will be no change, but it can be changed because of the addition of such a popular element of "crossing the book". Attract more readers."

"This is fine, it's great." Lu Zhicheng nodded repeatedly, and quickly turned on the computer to start recording, "As expected of Mr. Summer, after adding this element, it is indeed more interesting than the setting where the inn's waiter was at the beginning."

"These are common settings in online articles." After solving one, Shen Jianxia stretched his waist, "Okay, Zhicheng, then you can start writing the copy now."

"And me, Mr. Summer." Song Wenxing, who was sitting on the sidelines listening to the class, raised his hand immediately, "I want to write about Tanmei, can the school theme be okay?"

Shen Jianxia lowered his eyes and glanced at Song Wenxing's screen, and saw that his page was stuck on a book called "Overbearing School Grass Three and a Half Years Old": "Yes. But the campus is also unpopular. I also suggest you add hot elements."

"But the great gods on the gold list also wrote pure campus essays, without adding any hot elements." Song Wenxing objected naively, "The great gods can write, why can't I?"

It really is a child.Shen Jianxia, ​​who was obviously only one year older than others but didn't know where her sense of superiority came from, sighed in her heart, shook her head, and said patiently: "You also said that you are a master, and readers will pay for everything a master writes. Before being a great master, you also have to succumb to the market. Only when someone reads it first, has readers pay attention to it, and develop a group of regular readers of your own, then you can write about the topics you want to write after you become popular."

Under Shen Jianxia's guidance, Song Wenxing also chose his own theme and began to immerse himself in writing the copy.

Finally, it was the turn of Tubai who had been sitting by the side waiting.

"Do you still need me to teach you?" Shen Jianxia looked at him with raised eyebrows, and the movement of tapping the metal shell of the computer with her fingertips became faster and faster, making a crisp and pleasant clicking sound, "I think you know more than I do. If you change careers and write Internet articles must be more popular than me."

"No need." Tubai hugged the computer and smiled contemptuously.

"So, what do you want to write?" Being provoked, Shen Jianxia clicked his tongue.Brother is really confident, but he likes it.

"What do you think—" Tubai glanced at Shen Jianxia, ​​and suddenly showed a playful smile, "How about "I Became Popular Overnight After I Was Adopted by the Big Boss on the Gold List"?"

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

The author has something to say: Originally, I only wanted to write 7000 words, but I wrote more than [-] words without knowing it, so let’s make up for the part of asking for leave on Monday hhh

See you tomorrow~ ovo good night (I can finally start cutting that line tomorrow!)