Demon King's Bather

Yu Chunlai felt that if he was in modern times, he would definitely be a pit-digger who was ruthlessly complained about by netizens, who dug a pit and buried himself...

He couldn't figure it out, since the topic of discussion at the beginning was that His Royal Highness the Demon King shouldn't stay at home all the time, so why did he insist on forcing marriage to His Royal Highness the Demon King?

This, this is not scientific!

There must be something wrong somewhere.

"The stupid slave is so happy and silly, hehe~ I said it a long time ago, I must be in love with me secretly, and I want to get married like crazy." His Royal Highness the Demon King triumphantly hid himself in the quilt, and his ears warmly followed. It looks like rouge.

In fact, he was also very nervous just now, for fear that this stupid thing would be too shy to reject him, and he would be ashamed.

Fortunately, fortunately, this stupid slave finally knows a little bit about superiority and inferiority.

Yu Chunlai would not be forced into marriage out of fear. He didn't raise objections immediately, mainly because he was guilty.Cough cough, taking advantage of the time when someone failed to cross the catastrophe and couldn't transform into form, he stripped him naked, looked at him naked, and touched him naked... Well, this behavior, in the mortal world, should be the same as that. Almost there?If you take off all your clothes and don't marry someone, you're either a hooligan or a scum!

Yu Chun didn't think he was a scumbag, and he didn't let go of the bottom line of integrity. Therefore, when faced with the questioning from His Highness the Demon King, he felt guilty and missed the best opportunity to regret the marriage.

So, after dawn, His Royal Highness the Demon King summoned the black and the yellow with great fanfare, announcing that he and Yu Chunlai were about to get married, within a long time, most of the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain knew that His Royal Highness the Demon King was going to get married .

"Get married?!" Huang Pi rushed back when he heard the news.Before, he vowed to guard Bai Zhi's tomb for three years, so he had been relying on the hut built by the fox clan. He originally wanted to dig a hole in the ground when it was cold, but he didn't expect to hear such a very explosive gossip.

"It is said that His Royal Highness the Demon King fell in love with that half-demon with impure blood!

"He's still a male monster, tsk tsk, he can't even give birth to cubs!"

"What's the point of not being able to give birth? Didn't he raise a lot of little demons? He is indeed a scheming half-monster, and even this has been planned long ago..."

The fox family was very dissatisfied with Yu Chunlai who had taken away their long-coveted Highness the Demon King, and said a lot of bad things about him behind his back. Huang Pi was very angry when he heard that, if Bai Zhi hadn't been buried here, he couldn't have stayed here for a quarter of an hour After going down, and worrying about Yu Chunlai, he hurriedly packed his luggage and hurried back.

As soon as he came back, he saw door curtains and hanging silks made of bright red silk all over the yard. Yu Chunlai was very happy to see Huang Pi came back, and immediately put down the wedding clothes he was arranging.He has not yet recovered from the major setback of "straight into marriage before falling in love", and he is very kind when he sees Huang Pi, a relative.

"Uncle Huang, I was just about to invite you back."

"Xiaoyu, tell uncle honestly, have you been forced into marriage by that cat demon?"

"No, no~" Speaking of this, Yu Chunlai was even more embarrassed. He looked around and looked around for no one. He lowered his head, and slowly and unintentionally took off the clothes of His Highness the Demon King, and even touched his whole body. , I even explained the embarrassing thing that I touched the indescribable place several times.

"Uncle Huang, I really didn't expect it at the time. I thought that such a small kitten would have to take a bath every few days, right? Well, when you take a bath, you know, there are some places that are not easy to wash. I need to reach in and rub it..." Yu Chunlai was too embarrassed to go on, even he himself felt that he was such a scumbag!

As soon as they met, they stripped naked and frivolous, and often sneaked into relatives' homes while they were asleep. It has been more than a year since they did this behavior, and they didn't even give them the title of boyfriend. It's simply 06:30 Social News The best scumbag in the movie.

When Huang Pi heard this, his expression was a little bit bad.

He originally thought that Yu Chunlai was a poor little girl who was forced to marry by powerful forces, but the fact is that His Royal Highness the Demon King is the victim in this lightning marriage, and his Xiaoyu seems to be the one who needs to be responsible to others. A scumbag who keeps pretending to be stupid...

However, no matter how scumbag he is, he is also his own child. Huang Pi thought for a while, and said cautiously: "Little fish, since you have decided to be responsible to His Highness, no matter how reluctant you are in your heart, you can't neglect him, you know? I see Your Highness I am very kind to you, and I am very caring, although I like to fight, but I have always been gentle with you, you, you must not let others down."

The upright and selfless Uncle Huangpi, the balance in his heart has unconsciously tilted towards His Royal Highness the Demon King. Poor His Royal Highness the Demon King, after being kissed and groped and having sex with him for so long, he didn't even have a boyfriend. He didn't even get the status, and he stayed by Xiaoyu's side without any complaints or regrets. If he hadn't mentioned this issue in a hurry, maybe their Xiaoyu would continue to treat His Highness as a dispensable plaything by his side. Just play with it when you think of it, and throw it aside if you don't think of it... It's just sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who hear it, it's so pitiful!

"I, I know. This matter is that I am sorry for him and tarnish his innocence. I will be responsible for it, and I will be very good to him when we get married. "

"It's just, Uncle Huang, I never thought that I would marry a, ahem, male demon..."

"Are you worried about the problem after marriage?" Huang Pi coughed, "Don't worry about it for the time being. Although His Royal Highness the Demon King has lived for thousands of years, he returned to his real body when he crossed the catastrophe before. Cub status, so...cough cough! You understand!"

Yu Chunlai instantly understood, and immediately felt infinite sympathy and pity for His Royal Highness the Demon King.

Yaoshou yo~ The originally majestic adult monster, because of the failure of crossing the catastrophe, instantly returned to the beautiful childhood, everything has to start from the beginning, and the little Ding Ding has to grow up slowly... Cough cough!

No wonder Ye Zhan can't last too long every time he takes shape, probably because he doesn't want to turn into a three-headed little demon doll in front of him, and it takes too much energy to become an adult demon, so he has to maintain it most of the time. The shape of a kitten.

"Well, I see. Uncle Huang, I will prepare a guest room for you. Many guests have come to the house in the past few days. There is already a demon sleeping in your original room." Yu Chunlai hurriedly returned to the backyard to find a place.

After the two left, the heavy little hairy balls of His Royal Highness the Demon King flashed out from a thorn bush next to them.

He heard it all.

It turned out that he was self-indulgent in everything. Yu Chunlai had never liked him at all, nor had he expected much from this marriage. He just felt that his innocence had been tarnished unintentionally. Responsible, that's why I agreed to marry him.

For a moment, Ye Zhan suddenly wanted to cancel the wedding, he didn't need anyone's sympathy and charity!

However, the next moment, he dismissed the idea again.

Why not get married?As long as they get married and pay homage, Yu Chunlai will be his legitimate demon queen. The two of them can sleep on the same bed in a fair manner, and it doesn't matter if they kiss and touch casually. If Yu Chunlai dares to leave him, he can completely Capture him immediately in the name of your husband!

There are many benefits, the only regret is that Yu Chunlai does not seem to be in love with him.

So what does that matter?

The monsters in the Great Barren Mountain have always paid attention to benefits, and His Royal Highness the Monster King is also the same.As long as the person is in his hands, sooner or later let him be devoted to himself and love him so much!His Royal Highness the Demon King complacently drew up a plan to conquer the Demon Queen in his heart, but he didn't believe it anymore. As the most powerful demon in the Great Barren Mountain, he still couldn't conquer a half-monster.

After doing enough psychological construction, in order to prevent the obtained demon queen from escaping the marriage after she figured it out, His Royal Highness the demon king unreasonably moved the wedding date to three days later.

The black and yellow two simply want to die for him to see!

"My lord! I really can't make it any earlier! There are still many subordinates who invited other monster clans who haven't come back yet, and I don't know if they will send guests..."

"Wait no more! Love will come or not! I told you earlier that you should not make such a fuss. My king is married, so what do you want them to do?"

"This, this is a mortal custom. It is said that the more guests you have when you get married, the more harmonious your married life will be." The big yellow cat patiently explained.

"Also, the demon who was sent to the capital to deliver wedding invitations to the concubine's empress did not come back. That empress is Boss Yu's direct aunt!"

"What's your name, Boss Yu? It's time to change the name to the Demon Empress!"

The black and the yellow went off the building as they talked, and when they turned around after the quarrel, His Royal Highness, the demon king they unanimously attacked, had already turned into a cat and ran to the new house to eat snacks.

Now that he had decided to be responsible to His Highness the Demon King, Yu Chunlai decided to hold a happy event, which could be regarded as a comfort and compensation for "His Royal Highness the Demon King who has been scumbed silently for so long".

There are very few big monsters in Dahuangshan who formally invite them to get married, and Ye Zhan is also the king of demons. Therefore, whether it is to join in the fun, or because they are afraid of the deterrence of the demon king and have to bring gifts to congratulate them, all kinds of demons, big and small , and soon gathered on Yu Chunlai's hilltop.

By the way, Yu Chunlai has also seen the informality of this space-time monster clan. Except for the poor and fastidious monster clan like the Fox clan, other monsters come to congratulate, it doesn't matter if they don't have a guest room, they just dig a cave in the wilderness and live there. It's even more convenient for family members. It doesn't matter where you can find a tree branch or roof to squat for a few days.

Originally, Yu Chunlai felt a little guilty, so he moved some quilts to make everyone sleep warmer. It turned out that many monsters turned into their original forms and huddled together to keep warm when they slept. One, the one who wins sleeps in a warm place below, and the one who loses is responsible for covering it as a quilt...

So, before Yu Chunlai knew it, the hilltop of their house had become a new hot spot for all the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain to have a group fight. If you come to drink wedding wine, you can eat the meals provided by the host's house every day, and you don't need to hunt. It's even more convenient to make an appointment, and you can have a fight just by putting down the bowls and chopsticks.

Yu Chunlai: "..." Are you soulless, are you really here to attend our wedding?