Demon King's Bather
Chapter 90
Because the cubs can't figure out what the hell this "Tao" is.
Yu Chunlai had no choice but to take out an egg from the chicken coop at home. This chick was raised by Xiao Bai, and now it has grown up and can lay eggs.
The round and white eggs are very cute. Yu Chunlai held them in his hand, turned them around, and showed each cub. Then, he asked a very stupid question——
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand what Tao is. This question is really too difficult. Let's think about a simple one first. I will give you three days to think about it. In this world, did the chicken come first or the Egg?"
This is easy!Every cub present here is a little expert in raising chickens in the Great Barren Mountains.
The little demons dispersed with satisfaction.
All the pups felt that they must be able to figure it out right away.
Only Xiaobai did not leave.
Xiaobai, who is intelligent by nature, understood how cheating the question was almost the moment Yu Chunlai asked it.
Chicken first?Where did that chicken come from?It must have hatched from an egg.
But what about the eggs?Where did this egg come from?It must be the egg laid by the hen~ So there must be the chicken first...
The cute cub raised his big head and looked at him eagerly, with a trace of accusation and grievance in his eyes, Yu Chunlai chuckled, but he didn't let the cute little Bai succeed.
"This question is related to the cultivation of your state of mind. Xiaobai, you have to understand it by yourself. Look at the monks at the foot of the mountain. Some of them are very powerful at a young age, and some have white hair and beard. They are still young As monks and apprentices, chance is of course very important, but talent is even more important. I don't mean to make things difficult for you by raising this question, but to let you understand that cultivating the Tao is not an easy task."
"Then, I figured it out, will I become a very powerful big monster in the future? Can I go and snatch mother back?"
"Of course! As long as we are strong enough, we can protect our most important thing!"
"Okay!" Xiaobai nodded, and went back to rest with the two cubs who had already dozed off.
"Huh? Why haven't you left, Your Highness?" Yu Chunlai yawned and was about to wash up and sleep. When he turned around, he saw that His Highness the Demon King was still there, but because he was too sleepy, he had turned into a cat. The fluffy tabby kitten is sleeping soundly on the bedding.
Being woken up, His Royal Highness the Demon King was not angry, and moved generously into the kang, giving up one-third of the bed for Yu Chunlai. Let's talk about it, he is a majestic demon king, he can't live in other people's homes and occupy other people's beds all day long, can he?
Although the kitten was really warm to sleep in his arms, but when he thought of His Royal Highness the Demon King transformed into a grown man, Yu Chunlai always felt that something was not quite right.
Silent all night.
The next day, the howling north wind arrived as promised, and the winter in Dahuangshan arrived earlier than outside.
"Oops! I don't know what happened to the little monsters in the mountains over there? And Uncle Huang Pi!" Hearing the north wind whistling outside, Yu Chunlai's heart tightened.Little demons are fine, after all, there are newly built houses over there, as long as you hide in the house and don't go out, you should be fine, but Huang Pi has been guarding near Bai Zhi's grave, saying that he will come back after three years of guarding, Yu Chunlai respected his opinion, but he was still a little worried after all.
His Royal Highness the Demon King rolled his eyes, pulled himself out of the quilt, yawned big, and then transformed into a human form on the bed, and threw himself back on the warm kang without any image.
"Don't worry, there are Fox Clan over there to take care of them. If you dare to bully that little yellow cat, I will eat their patriarch!"
The corners of Yu Chunlai's mouth twitched. Looking at His Highness the Demon King who had suddenly transformed from a hairball into a grown man and shamelessly lying half-closed in his quilt with his upper body half naked, his forehead twitched. He decided to do it now, immediately, immediately Speak clearly with this guy!
"Your Highness, I was taken care of some time ago. Now that we have returned to the Great Barren Mountain, what do you think?"
"Ok?"
"Well, the conditions here are simple, it's not as good as your luxurious cave..."
"It's okay~ become a cat, barely live!"
Yu Chunlai wished he could slap himself twice, hinting at the monsters in a roundabout way, making himself uncomfortable!
"Your Highness, everyone is an adult demon now, so I'll be straightforward. You always live in my house like this, and you insist on sharing a room with me. It's really not good to hear it."
"What do you mean?" Ye Zhan straightened up, the fluffy quilt slid down to his waist, revealing his muscular chest, this picture really needs a mosaic!
"I, I mean, it's not suitable for the two of us to sleep on the same bed like this... right?"
"Why isn't it suitable? I think it's very good. This heated kang is so big. Why, I have saved you so many times, and you are not willing to give me half of the bed?" His Royal Highness the Demon King stared at him dissatisfied. I have such a good temper recently that I have spoiled this cat slave.
"No, it's not about the bed," Yu Chunlai stammered as he pushed Ban Guo's body away, "In our place, only married couples can sleep on the same bed! You, either Become a kitten, or don’t sleep with me, I’m not married yet, so it’s not good to talk about it!”
"What? What kind of demon do you want to marry? Who do you fancy?" His Royal Highness the Demon King's face darkened as he listened, and he pressed over dangerously, pressing the lifeless little fish on the kang, leaning down, his slender and powerful hands He pinched Yu Chunlai's pointed chin with a little soft stubble, "Say! Who do you have your eye on?"
"No... I didn't see anyone," Yu Chunlai had no choice but to avoid His Highness the Demon King's gaze, "I, I just think that we two big men sleep on the same bed like this No, not very well."
"What's wrong?"
"Only married people can sleep in the same bed!" Yu Chunlai insisted on this reason.
His Royal Highness the Demon King was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, he just said, for no reason, why did the stupid slave insist on talking about the bed with him, it turned out that he wanted to get married, so he said it earlier~ He also felt that they were It's time to get married. After all, he is not young anymore, and it's time to find a partner. Besides, the stupid slave is so weak, and he likes to push on the quilt. How can he do it without anyone warming the bed in the cold winter?
"Really, if you want to marry me, just tell me, why are you going around?" His Royal Highness the Demon King bent down in satisfaction, and pressed a light kiss on Yu Chunlai's fair face, paused for a moment, and couldn't help it anymore Stick out your tongue and lick it.
Boom~~ Yu Chunlai felt as if his whole body had been thrown into the stove, his face and neck were completely red.
What the hell?
What do you mean he wants to get married?Who are you married to?
Also, did you kiss me casually like this, did you get my consent?
No no no!If you ask for advice, I won't let you kiss me, Hun Dan!
The stupid slave must be crazy with joy, right?His Royal Highness the Demon King was also a little embarrassed after the kiss. He took the initiative to get off Yu Chunlai, lay down on the quilt and waited for a while, and found that Yu Chunlai still maintained a (⊙⊙) dull expression. He stretched out his finger in satisfaction and poked Yu Chunlai. Chunlai's fair earlobe said, "Stupid slave! Wake up! You won't be so happy after getting married, right? But don't worry, the cave is too cold in winter, so after getting married, I will continue to live here with you."
"Wait! When did I promise to marry you?" Yu Chunlai came back to his senses, grabbed the quilt and shielded it defensively in front of his chest, "I don't mean to live together and get married, but Only when we are married can we live together~"
"Is there any difference? Don't they all get married first and then live together?" His Royal Highness Yaowang thought for a while, and found that there was no difference between the two, and happily made a decision for Yu Chunlai, "That's it Well, we will get married after the windy season is over in a few days, so that we can sleep in the same bed in winter."
"Actually, it doesn't matter if we get married or not. We've always slept together."
"But you have always looked like a little milk cat!" Yu Chunlai complained endlessly in his heart.
That's right, he admitted that he had no resistance to the milky-smelling little milk cat. When His Royal Highness the Demon King Du Jie was injured and had to keep his original shape, he did many indescribable things to him. Think carefully. Thinking, it seems... It's ruining someone's innocence!
Yu Chunlai was completely made to cry by himself.
Think about what you have been doing during this period of time.
When His Royal Highness the Demon King turned into a kitten to practice, he stripped him naked, bathed and massaged his hair, and when he found time, he would put his hands in indescribable places to clean it carefully. While he was asleep, he didn’t know How many times have I sneaked a kiss in the past, and I usually carry it in my arms wherever I go...
He can't live by committing crimes, so it's him, right?
Kissed and kissed, touched and touched, and even stripped her naked... Now that you say you don't marry and don't marry, you will definitely be sprayed by righteous readers, right?
Why does he want to control plush?As the saying goes, keeping cats for a day, thinking about cats for a lifetime, scientifically quit cats, start with me!
Powerlessly throwing himself into the thick quilt, the cat slave who was crying stupidly by himself fainted on the heated kang...
"Sure enough, the cat slave loves me so badly. Look, I just promised him to get married when the windy season is over, and I cried happily, tsk tsk!" His Royal Highness Yao Wang turned his head to look at Yu Chunlai, who was crying and fainted on the kang, Shi En-like leaned over and patted the stupid slave's arm——
"Okay, don't cry, I know you are crazy happy, tell me sooner if you want to get married, although it is too late to decorate the cave, but the cave here can barely be used as a wedding room. Build a more luxurious cave for you."
"Well, Your Highness, can we discuss it? If we don't get married, we will live together?" Yu Chunlai asked tentatively.
"How can that be done? To live together, you must get married!" His Royal Highness the Demon King retorted plausibly, "Didn't you say it yourself? It's wrong to live together without getting married!"
"Thank you for the reminder!" Yu Chunlai swallowed a mouthful of blood in front of him, and slowly buried himself in the quilt.
Yu Chunlai had no choice but to take out an egg from the chicken coop at home. This chick was raised by Xiao Bai, and now it has grown up and can lay eggs.
The round and white eggs are very cute. Yu Chunlai held them in his hand, turned them around, and showed each cub. Then, he asked a very stupid question——
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand what Tao is. This question is really too difficult. Let's think about a simple one first. I will give you three days to think about it. In this world, did the chicken come first or the Egg?"
This is easy!Every cub present here is a little expert in raising chickens in the Great Barren Mountains.
The little demons dispersed with satisfaction.
All the pups felt that they must be able to figure it out right away.
Only Xiaobai did not leave.
Xiaobai, who is intelligent by nature, understood how cheating the question was almost the moment Yu Chunlai asked it.
Chicken first?Where did that chicken come from?It must have hatched from an egg.
But what about the eggs?Where did this egg come from?It must be the egg laid by the hen~ So there must be the chicken first...
The cute cub raised his big head and looked at him eagerly, with a trace of accusation and grievance in his eyes, Yu Chunlai chuckled, but he didn't let the cute little Bai succeed.
"This question is related to the cultivation of your state of mind. Xiaobai, you have to understand it by yourself. Look at the monks at the foot of the mountain. Some of them are very powerful at a young age, and some have white hair and beard. They are still young As monks and apprentices, chance is of course very important, but talent is even more important. I don't mean to make things difficult for you by raising this question, but to let you understand that cultivating the Tao is not an easy task."
"Then, I figured it out, will I become a very powerful big monster in the future? Can I go and snatch mother back?"
"Of course! As long as we are strong enough, we can protect our most important thing!"
"Okay!" Xiaobai nodded, and went back to rest with the two cubs who had already dozed off.
"Huh? Why haven't you left, Your Highness?" Yu Chunlai yawned and was about to wash up and sleep. When he turned around, he saw that His Highness the Demon King was still there, but because he was too sleepy, he had turned into a cat. The fluffy tabby kitten is sleeping soundly on the bedding.
Being woken up, His Royal Highness the Demon King was not angry, and moved generously into the kang, giving up one-third of the bed for Yu Chunlai. Let's talk about it, he is a majestic demon king, he can't live in other people's homes and occupy other people's beds all day long, can he?
Although the kitten was really warm to sleep in his arms, but when he thought of His Royal Highness the Demon King transformed into a grown man, Yu Chunlai always felt that something was not quite right.
Silent all night.
The next day, the howling north wind arrived as promised, and the winter in Dahuangshan arrived earlier than outside.
"Oops! I don't know what happened to the little monsters in the mountains over there? And Uncle Huang Pi!" Hearing the north wind whistling outside, Yu Chunlai's heart tightened.Little demons are fine, after all, there are newly built houses over there, as long as you hide in the house and don't go out, you should be fine, but Huang Pi has been guarding near Bai Zhi's grave, saying that he will come back after three years of guarding, Yu Chunlai respected his opinion, but he was still a little worried after all.
His Royal Highness the Demon King rolled his eyes, pulled himself out of the quilt, yawned big, and then transformed into a human form on the bed, and threw himself back on the warm kang without any image.
"Don't worry, there are Fox Clan over there to take care of them. If you dare to bully that little yellow cat, I will eat their patriarch!"
The corners of Yu Chunlai's mouth twitched. Looking at His Highness the Demon King who had suddenly transformed from a hairball into a grown man and shamelessly lying half-closed in his quilt with his upper body half naked, his forehead twitched. He decided to do it now, immediately, immediately Speak clearly with this guy!
"Your Highness, I was taken care of some time ago. Now that we have returned to the Great Barren Mountain, what do you think?"
"Ok?"
"Well, the conditions here are simple, it's not as good as your luxurious cave..."
"It's okay~ become a cat, barely live!"
Yu Chunlai wished he could slap himself twice, hinting at the monsters in a roundabout way, making himself uncomfortable!
"Your Highness, everyone is an adult demon now, so I'll be straightforward. You always live in my house like this, and you insist on sharing a room with me. It's really not good to hear it."
"What do you mean?" Ye Zhan straightened up, the fluffy quilt slid down to his waist, revealing his muscular chest, this picture really needs a mosaic!
"I, I mean, it's not suitable for the two of us to sleep on the same bed like this... right?"
"Why isn't it suitable? I think it's very good. This heated kang is so big. Why, I have saved you so many times, and you are not willing to give me half of the bed?" His Royal Highness the Demon King stared at him dissatisfied. I have such a good temper recently that I have spoiled this cat slave.
"No, it's not about the bed," Yu Chunlai stammered as he pushed Ban Guo's body away, "In our place, only married couples can sleep on the same bed! You, either Become a kitten, or don’t sleep with me, I’m not married yet, so it’s not good to talk about it!”
"What? What kind of demon do you want to marry? Who do you fancy?" His Royal Highness the Demon King's face darkened as he listened, and he pressed over dangerously, pressing the lifeless little fish on the kang, leaning down, his slender and powerful hands He pinched Yu Chunlai's pointed chin with a little soft stubble, "Say! Who do you have your eye on?"
"No... I didn't see anyone," Yu Chunlai had no choice but to avoid His Highness the Demon King's gaze, "I, I just think that we two big men sleep on the same bed like this No, not very well."
"What's wrong?"
"Only married people can sleep in the same bed!" Yu Chunlai insisted on this reason.
His Royal Highness the Demon King was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, he just said, for no reason, why did the stupid slave insist on talking about the bed with him, it turned out that he wanted to get married, so he said it earlier~ He also felt that they were It's time to get married. After all, he is not young anymore, and it's time to find a partner. Besides, the stupid slave is so weak, and he likes to push on the quilt. How can he do it without anyone warming the bed in the cold winter?
"Really, if you want to marry me, just tell me, why are you going around?" His Royal Highness the Demon King bent down in satisfaction, and pressed a light kiss on Yu Chunlai's fair face, paused for a moment, and couldn't help it anymore Stick out your tongue and lick it.
Boom~~ Yu Chunlai felt as if his whole body had been thrown into the stove, his face and neck were completely red.
What the hell?
What do you mean he wants to get married?Who are you married to?
Also, did you kiss me casually like this, did you get my consent?
No no no!If you ask for advice, I won't let you kiss me, Hun Dan!
The stupid slave must be crazy with joy, right?His Royal Highness the Demon King was also a little embarrassed after the kiss. He took the initiative to get off Yu Chunlai, lay down on the quilt and waited for a while, and found that Yu Chunlai still maintained a (⊙⊙) dull expression. He stretched out his finger in satisfaction and poked Yu Chunlai. Chunlai's fair earlobe said, "Stupid slave! Wake up! You won't be so happy after getting married, right? But don't worry, the cave is too cold in winter, so after getting married, I will continue to live here with you."
"Wait! When did I promise to marry you?" Yu Chunlai came back to his senses, grabbed the quilt and shielded it defensively in front of his chest, "I don't mean to live together and get married, but Only when we are married can we live together~"
"Is there any difference? Don't they all get married first and then live together?" His Royal Highness Yaowang thought for a while, and found that there was no difference between the two, and happily made a decision for Yu Chunlai, "That's it Well, we will get married after the windy season is over in a few days, so that we can sleep in the same bed in winter."
"Actually, it doesn't matter if we get married or not. We've always slept together."
"But you have always looked like a little milk cat!" Yu Chunlai complained endlessly in his heart.
That's right, he admitted that he had no resistance to the milky-smelling little milk cat. When His Royal Highness the Demon King Du Jie was injured and had to keep his original shape, he did many indescribable things to him. Think carefully. Thinking, it seems... It's ruining someone's innocence!
Yu Chunlai was completely made to cry by himself.
Think about what you have been doing during this period of time.
When His Royal Highness the Demon King turned into a kitten to practice, he stripped him naked, bathed and massaged his hair, and when he found time, he would put his hands in indescribable places to clean it carefully. While he was asleep, he didn’t know How many times have I sneaked a kiss in the past, and I usually carry it in my arms wherever I go...
He can't live by committing crimes, so it's him, right?
Kissed and kissed, touched and touched, and even stripped her naked... Now that you say you don't marry and don't marry, you will definitely be sprayed by righteous readers, right?
Why does he want to control plush?As the saying goes, keeping cats for a day, thinking about cats for a lifetime, scientifically quit cats, start with me!
Powerlessly throwing himself into the thick quilt, the cat slave who was crying stupidly by himself fainted on the heated kang...
"Sure enough, the cat slave loves me so badly. Look, I just promised him to get married when the windy season is over, and I cried happily, tsk tsk!" His Royal Highness Yao Wang turned his head to look at Yu Chunlai, who was crying and fainted on the kang, Shi En-like leaned over and patted the stupid slave's arm——
"Okay, don't cry, I know you are crazy happy, tell me sooner if you want to get married, although it is too late to decorate the cave, but the cave here can barely be used as a wedding room. Build a more luxurious cave for you."
"Well, Your Highness, can we discuss it? If we don't get married, we will live together?" Yu Chunlai asked tentatively.
"How can that be done? To live together, you must get married!" His Royal Highness the Demon King retorted plausibly, "Didn't you say it yourself? It's wrong to live together without getting married!"
"Thank you for the reminder!" Yu Chunlai swallowed a mouthful of blood in front of him, and slowly buried himself in the quilt.
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