Demon King's Bather

Of course, fights belong to fights, and when eating, everyone came very neatly.

Yu Chunlai arranged a sumptuous banquet and various snacks for this happy event, many of which were not available in this time and space.

The wedding candy made of maltose mixed with jams of various flavors is colorful and loved by monsters of all ages. Those who have cubs at home did not bring them with them. In order to eat delicious wedding candies, many monsters went home overnight. The banshee and cubs at home have been brought, and there is no time to pick them up after a long journey. Every time I eat snacks, I have to hide a few in my pocket, and prepare to take them home for the demons at home to eat.

Wedding candies are already so delicious, and three meals a day are what all demons look forward to.

In the morning, it is usually meat porridge made of thick bone broth, with browned and crispy noodles sandwiched with meat, and there will be some small snacks such as dried meat, dried meat, wedding candies, and wedding cakes in the middle.At noon, there are usually large pieces of stewed meat topped with rice, and sometimes it is topped with hand-rolled noodles.In the evening, there is a barbecue similar to a buffet. The large pieces of meat and meat rows marinated in advance are sizzling on the slate, and the monsters holding the plates line up one by one to receive the barbecue. After the first fight, it was determined that the most powerful monster was the first to eat the most.

The items needed for getting married have all arrived one after another. The demon who went to invite Bai Ling has not returned yet. There is no way. I really can’t afford to feed these guests who eat so much. Ye Zhan and Yu Chunlai jointly decided to hold the wedding immediately. After finishing, let this group of monsters who eat nothing but fight every day go home quickly!

There were no complicated ceremonies, not even playing music. Ye Zhan and Yu Chunlai wore bright red wedding clothes they had bought, bowed down to the heavens and demon gods, and husband and wife worshiped each other.

Both of them are male demons, and there is no custom in Dahuangshan to make a bridal chamber. After worshiping, Yu Chunlai greeted and served food, and everyone ate and drank lively in the yard together, and then they all took their leave. At that time, Yu Chunlai brought other monsters to help, and gave each monster who came to the wedding banquet a red cloth bag, which contained two catties of wedding candy, six red eggs, and two bright red cotton bath towels. It's also a happy gift.

"I'm so exhausted, I knew I wouldn't be having any kind of wedding, I just want to pay a visit~" After sending away all the guests, Yu Chunlai threw himself on the kang without any image, feeling his waist sore and legs hurting, and instantly stepped into old age mode .

"It has to be done! Didn't you say it yourself? You can't sleep together without getting married!" Satisfied, His Royal Highness turned into a kitten, jumped onto the kang, and rubbed Yu Chunlai's chest on a comfortable place. He closed his eyes steadily, and he was exhausted after tossing around for several days. However, after a few days of exhaustion, he could sleep in the same bed with the stupid servant forever, no matter how tired he was, it was worth it.

Yu Chunlai lowered his head, gently rubbed his chin on the fluffy head of His Royal Highness the Demon King, hugged the little hairy dumpling in his arms contentedly, and fell asleep on the warm kang...

The bridal chamber wedding night that so many readers have been looking forward to is wasted on petting cats.

Well, thinking about the current His Royal Highness the Demon King, the real body is still a kitten, so Han Han is not yet an adult, such a bridal chamber is understandable.

When he woke up the next day, the sky was quiet outside, Yu Chunlai opened his eyes, and saw His Royal Highness the Demon King propping a pair of paw pads on his chin with his legs tightly lying on his chest, Spread yourself out into a little fluffy cat cake.

Smiling lightly, Yu Chunlai lowered his head while His Royal Highness the Demon King was still in a daze, and quickly kissed the shapeless cat cake twice, then quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

"Hmph~ The stupid slave is really sneaking up on me again, and he said he has no feelings for me. He is obviously embarrassed!" His Royal Highness the Demon King shrugged off his messy hair in embarrassment. On Yu Chunlai's chin, it was itchy, Yu Chunlai couldn't pretend to be asleep anymore, opened his eyes, and greeted His Highness the Demon King's bright eyes——

"Good morning, are you hungry? What would you like to eat today?"

His Royal Highness the Demon King was startled, he couldn't control it for a moment, slipped down from Yu Chunlai's chest, hurriedly grabbed Yu Chunlai's cotton pajamas, climbed up again without any image, and the little hairy ball squatted on Yu Chunlai's chest On the chest, the chin was raised, very serious, like a cat about to get up and go to bed in the morning.

"I want to eat tofu nao in chicken soup."

"Okay, just squint for a while, I'll make breakfast and call you." Yu Chunlai picked up the hairy dumpling, carefully placed it under the bed, and then went down to wash and dress.

After breakfast, Yu Chunlai hugged his cat king and began to count the gift money received in the past few days. If it is not convenient to save, he will use it quickly, and put the convenient one in the warehouse. Winter is coming soon. Before winter, they had to go to Biancang Mountain to burn some charcoal and bring it back for later use.

You don't know if you don't look at it, but when you look at it, Yu Chunlai really shocked himself!

He originally thought that the life of the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain was rough, so it would be nice if they could come to congratulate them. For congratulatory gifts or something, just bring one or two prey for fun.

Unexpectedly, these rough-looking monsters turned out to be invisible local tyrants!

Look at the congratulations he received——

Gold bumps as big as fists, rough jade stones as big as heads, precious furs accumulated over the years, medicinal materials that are hard to find outside the Great Barren Mountain... There are even dozens of silver notes of various amounts!

"Where did these come from?"

"Every year in the Great Barren Mountain, there are many monster hunting monks who sneak into the mountain to take risks. They dared to go to the lairs of monsters to steal cubs. When they met the parents of the cubs, they basically didn't come out alive. These silver tickets, probably It was found from those monks hunting demons."

Well, he almost forgot that although the Great Barren Mountain was barren, monsters could still rob it, and this was a huge profit industry.

Therefore, the demon king and his wife, who originally held the wedding with the mentality of "holding a banquet at a loss", inadvertently took advantage of the wedding to make a fortune, and made a small fortune, which is really surprising.

However, it was good to have money, as it happened that some supplies that were originally prepared for the winter were left after a wedding, and it was just enough for the big yellow cat to bring the monsters to Qinghu City to buy again.

At noon, everyone had a reunion dinner, Yu Chun came to invite Huang Pi to sit down, but his aunt did not come, Uncle Huang Pi is his only elder, after getting married, it is also necessary to serve tea to the elders, Huang Pi seems to have already prepared, After drinking tea, he wrapped a big red envelope of 99 gold coins for the couple, and took the winter clothes, bedding and various dried meat snacks that Yu Chunlai had prepared for him, and went back to guard Bai Zhi's tomb.

Yu Chunlai tidied up, took the wedding candies for the little demons, and was about to set off to weancang mountain. First, he came to see how the little demons were doing well there. Second, he came to send the wedding candies there. Third, of course. It is to burn a batch of charcoal as soon as possible before winter comes.

Of course, while burning charcoal, I have to take a good look at the practice of the little monster and the big monsters stationed there, and pass on the new formula by the way, regardless of whether it is useful or not, Yu Chunlai thinks , Read more books, no matter for people or monsters, it is good.

This time, needless to say, His Royal Highness the Demon King and all his subordinates naturally followed together.

Originally, everyone still didn't understand that their king married a half-demon who couldn't have cubs and couldn't even fight. They even thought that Yu Chunlai was not worthy of their king at all, and even favored him as his concubine.

However, after being successfully brainwashed by Yu Chunlai's "Man follows the earth, the earth follows the sky, the sky follows the way, and the way follows nature", and after tasting the unheard-of wedding candies and delicacies at the wedding banquet, all the monsters felt that their king must It was because of the incredible merits accumulated in her previous life that she married such a good demon queen!

The patriarch of the fox clan was the most annoyed one, he wanted to slap his thighs green.

Don't get me wrong, they didn't feel how regretful the son-in-law was for letting His Royal Highness the Demon King go. No matter how powerful His Highness the Demon King is, it is nothing to the Fox Clan. In fact, the Fox Clan enjoys more than the Cat Demon Clan , female fox demons are still very popular in the mortal world, even the royal family has concubines of the fox clan, and specially set aside a green fox city as the fiefdom of the fox clan, which shows how the secret forces of the fox clan are. The reason why they stayed in the Great Barren Mountain was just to protect the land of ten thousand monsters passed down from generation to generation. After all, who didn't die?No matter how awesome you were in life, you will be buried in the ground after death.

What the patriarch was really upset about was actually underestimating the value of Yu Chunlai, a half-demon.

"If I had known this demon queen was so capable, I should have hired our Fox Clan in the first place. She would definitely be able to achieve great things in the mortal world. Besides, I heard that the demon queen's real aunt is also the favorite concubine of the regent king?" the head of the Fox Clan said. The more I thought about it, the more my heart became stuffy, and when I went back, I got mad at myself.

Unaware that he had become a hot commodity in the marriage market of the Great Barren Mountain, Yu Chunlai caught a few fat fish for His Royal Highness the Demon King at the foot of the Weancang Mountain, and then led the demons up the mountain.

Today's Weancang Mountain, because no mortals set foot on it, has become a paradise for all kinds of wild animals. Under the large twigs, pheasants, quails, etc. build their nests in it. Winter is about to come, and most of these wild birds have abandoned their nests when they hatched eggs. , and began to drill into rock crevices and holes in the ground, preparing for the winter.

The big monsters stationed here have already started to cut down the thorns, but they did not sell them, because the Yi clan heard about this and spent a sum of money to round up all the thorns produced here, and Yu Chunlai Inspired by this, the Yi tribe is also preparing to build a house by themselves, and this kind of wattle with excellent air permeability, light weight and good smell is undoubtedly their favorite building material.

Unlike other monster clans, the Yi clan doesn't dare to use mud to build their nests, otherwise the newborn chicks will have to gnaw a mouthful of mud!The fledglings need to polish their beaks frequently. It is best to use this kind of wattle, and wattle is rich in crude fiber. Eating some is also good for digestion. The patriarch of the Yi clan has decided that if it is suitable, the wattle on this mountain will be used in the future. It was contracted by them. Anyway, the purchase of the entire mountain was only a few hundred taels of wattle, which was nothing to the Yi tribe who were good at air raids and well-developed hunting capabilities.

"Brother Yu! You're here!" A little demon who was catching chickens saw Yu Chunlai and his party sharply, and immediately left the fat chickens that were running for their lives and ran over. His little face was flushed, and he looked very healthy.

"Here, eat candies!" Yu Chunlai smiled and took out a handful of wedding candies from his pocket and stuffed them for him.