Demon King's Bather

"If you are worried about the safety of the cubs, I actually have another plan for you to choose from," Yu Chunlai explained with a smile, "We have a lot of big monsters here, because the cubs go to school here, so we can find them in the school." It's a job, making money is second, I think you don't like this little money, but if you work in the school, you can watch your own cubs by the way..."

"What job? Count me in!" Before the words finished, a banshee with a cub eagerly raised her hand.Outsiders are not allowed to enter the school during classes, but the demons working inside can come in and out freely. Just like what Yu Chun said, making money is secondary, and being able to watch the cubs in class is the most attractive thing for them.

"Can our family apply for two?"

The big monsters who were still hesitating at first, found that their cubs could not wait to watch Hu Jiu's math class, so they rushed to Yu Chunlai to sign up.

Just kidding, it took hundreds of years to get such a precious cub, how could it be possible for the cub to go to school here like a demon? (In the eyes of the big monsters, anyone who is not as strong as them is not a monster, but a beast~) Besides, I heard that working here can still manage food, doesn't that mean that if the three of them work here? Work or go to school, don't even have to cook every day?This is simply wonderful!

Cough cough, here is a popular science on the division of labor among the monster families in the Great Barren Mountain, because the banshees are generally tough, so, except for the time when they are pregnant with cubs, the banshees like to go hunting at other times. They will stay in the cave, take care of the cubs and cook by the way, but it seems that the male monsters have no talent in cooking, and the food they cook is extremely unpalatable. It is no wonder that the cubs can't even eat a bowl of shredded chicken tofu Shocked...

Therefore, after hearing that they work here and take care of their meals, many big demons have already considered whether to dig a cave here and live there.As for Yu Chunlai's plan to dig a culvert under their hilltop?Dig, dig, dig!The cubs like to eat pumpkins, and they are really excited, the only thing that upsets them is——

"It costs a lot of money to dig the underground canal, right?"

"It's okay, okay, have you seen the hilltop of our school? The whole digging plus the cost of drilling the well cost less than 1 taels of silver. This is because we don't have many big stones here to support the underground culvert. All the wood is bought from outside the mountain, and if there are big stones nearby that can be collected, it will cost less to support them with stone beams." What Yu Chunlai was waiting for was their question, so he immediately took the argument he had prepared a long time ago. out.

"The cost of this underground culvert is actually mainly labor costs. The craftsmen invited from outside are all mortals, with little strength and slow digging. In fact, everyone can recruit little demons who are willing to work on their own hills to help, anyway. Everyone fights when they are free on weekdays."

"Besides, everyone has cubs, and there is a big monster who is about to have cubs. We will die of old age. What can we leave for the children? But, if we can dig the underground ditch on the top of our mountain It's clear, from now on, the whole mountain will be planted with various grains and fruits, and when the cubs grow up, they will have nothing to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of their lives."

If you were still hesitating before, when you uttered the last sentence, all the monsters present could not help but shine!

That's right, if they can leave a mountain full of food and fruits for their cubs before they are alive, then in the future, not only will the cubs have no shortage of food and drink, but cubs' cubs' cubs... children and grandchildren will be able to live Live a good life without worrying about eating and drinking!

After figuring it out, these monsters looked at Yu Chunlai unconsciously with a hint of admiration and gratitude, maybe there are a few who are secretly jealous?They are all big demons, so how can Ye Zhan marry such a virtuous and capable demon queen?

What makes them more grateful is yet to come——

Yu Chunlai very generously said that if the big guys are short of money, he can lend them 1 taels of silver per family, and they can pay it off within ten years without interest.

However, he has one condition——

"I hope everyone can help me sign this document."

Yu Chunlai took out a document that he had prepared a long time ago. This is what he wanted to accomplish after so much preparation, and that was——

Modify the demon god contract!

He has long been displeased with that demon god contract of 1.

Why are all the benefits taken away by those hypocrites in the cultivation world?Yes, he can continue to take advantage of the loopholes in the contract, but the risks involved are still very high. In a year and a half, the next time the mountain gate will be opened, according to the agreement, this time the monsters can go down the mountain to hunt at will, he is not sure Could there be any other conspiracy in it? With his IQ, it’s okay to play tricks and take advantage of loopholes. If he really wants to compete with professional counselors for jobs, he doesn’t know how he died. He still has this bit of self-knowledge. .

Therefore, the only way to nip all danger in the bud is to revise the demon god's contract before then!

In other words, simply abolish the contract in the name of Yaozu!

At this time, Yu Chunlai was particularly grateful to the Lord Yaoshen back then. His old man did not do anything like "divine authority" in the Yaozu, but implemented democratic centralism in a very unscientific way, which was related to the important affairs of the Yaozu. Basically, the opinions of all the elders of the monster clan and the big monsters will be consulted.

It was also when he thought of the method of breaking the contract that Yu Chunlai realized that the annual sacrifices of the demon clan in the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter are really not feudal superstitions. People can really communicate with demon gods through sacrifices... For the specific effect, you can refer to the functions such as button mail~

According to the explanation of His Royal Highness the Demon King, the demon clan will convey their wishes to the upper realm through a special form of singing during the sacrifice, and if the Lord Demon God has any oracle, he will also pass it to the Lich. The dream is displayed, it is really cool!

Therefore, if you want to abolish or modify the contract of the demon god, you must first obtain the consent of the majority of the demons of the demon clan, so——

"Let's take a look, sign if there is no problem. This is also for the good of the cubs. Think about it, everyone, although the monks hunting monsters who are hunting in the mountains are blocked by our patrol team, but when we are gone? Who Can you guarantee that the cubs will be able to stop those monster hunting monks in the future? Who can guarantee that your cubs will be able to escape the opening of the mountain gate once every three years?"

"This time, we are going to make a deal with the mortals at the foot of the mountain, a truly equal deal!"

"Our monster race will not kill casually, and their human race, don't even think about killing the monster race wantonly! There is no such thing as a once-in-three-year massacre. From now on, I hope that no matter whether it is a human race or a monster race, they can live peacefully. live in this world!"

"All of this needs everyone's support!"

However, the passionate "Declaration of Equality" was eventually ruined by a funny comparison...

"But, Boss Yu, we, um, can't read, and don't know how to sign." After a long while, a just-adult demon raised his hand and said.

Yu Chunlai: "..."

All right!He should have known this would happen!These monsters...

"Then, I will wrong everyone to stay here for one night. When all the big monsters come tomorrow, let's have a meeting. I will read the new contract to everyone. If you sign it, forget it. If everyone agrees, press your paws." Print it!"

By paw prints?This can have!All the monsters nodded repeatedly, that's how it should be, they should press the paw prints!What kind of signatures are you playing?

"No need to wait, I'll make a paw print first! I've seen that contract as a dislike!" Before the words finished, a tall and thin banshee stood up and showed her paws with a snappy sound. , "press where?"

"Ah? Oh! It's fine here!" Yu Chunlai was stunned, and quickly turned to the last page of the drafted new contract. There was a mysterious light on the pale yellow parchment. His Highness asked for a special paper for the Yao clan to sign a contract. It is said that it can communicate with the gods, cough cough!

"Let me press one too!" The banshee made a paw print, and other demons also came forward one after another. They didn't even look at the contract, and directly put the paw print on it.

"Wait! You guys, do you just trust me like that? Are you sure you don't want to read the new contract again?" Yu Chunlai looked at the paw prints on the parchment in disbelief, and was stunned, wondering if he had traveled through time. After so long, finally lit up the bastard spirit that a traveler must have?

"What's so interesting about this? We can't understand it!"

Finally, an honest monster spoke out the aspirations of all the monsters.

That's right, 90.00% of the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain are illiterate. Seeing a text the size of an earthworm is even more annoying than seeing a monk hunting demons. Who has the patience to read it?What's more, if you don't understand it, you may be laughed at...

Besides, although they are illiterate, they have the intuition of belonging to beasts!

Boss Yu is more reliable than Lord Demon God. He taught them how to raise cubs scientifically when they first came to Dahuangshan. In the past two years, because of this, almost none of their cubs died in Dahuangshan.

Then, he shined in the opening of the mountain gate once every three years, and tied up those monks who went into the mountain to hunt monsters and exchanged them for gold and silver. It simply provided a new way for all big monsters to get rich!

There are also those delicacies that are popular among cubs, as well as the current schools and underground canals... Every brain hole of Brother Yu will ultimately benefit the entire monster clan. After pressing the paw prints, in the eyes of these monsters, they can't do this anyway. It's better to just give these things that require brains to Boss Yu. Anyway, they are good at doing this. .

That night, everyone gathered in the yard of Brother Yu’s house, feasting on the delicious food on the table, eating and drinking enough, and even began to pay attention to digging underground canals. If it was just to save the cubs As for the next inheritance, after seeing those little demons helping out in Brother Yu's yard, these big demons also had new inspiration...

They can take advantage of the opportunity of digging underground drains to gather all the little demons they have recovered together. In this way, everyone will work and eat together. When there is still prestige, they help the cubs to bring up this team. They don't know what "team cohesion" is, but it doesn't mean they can't think of it.

After figuring it out, many demons could not wait until the next day, and found Brother Yu that night, hoping to borrow money as soon as possible, so that they could buy rice and grain and prepare to go back to work.

So, the second batch of big monsters who came here found sadly that they just lived a little far away, and the cubs played a little crazy on the road, and they didn't catch up with the first batch of "preferential loan policies". When they borrowed money to dig canals, each demon could only borrow 5000 taels...

Procrastination kills monsters!

However, if there is no 1 taels, 5000 taels is also very good. Anyway, their mountain is not big, so much silver is enough.

The next day, Yu Chunlai took all the big and small demons to visit their underground culvert project.