Demon King's Bather

It was the first time for the cubs to ride an inflatable raft, and they were curious and cautious, even keeping their claws away, for fear of accidentally cutting the soft and elastic rubber skin.

"Fish can still be raised here?" The monsters were amazed when they saw the underground lake that had been purposely set aside and widened to store excess mountain springs.

Yu Chunlai didn't think that it might be because the excavation of the underground canal caused too much movement, and many fish and shrimps in the underground river hid in the nearby lakes. Like many fish and shrimp.

"When you go back to dig the culvert, you can also keep these underground lakes, so that the cubs in the family want to eat fish in the future, and don't have to wait until the flash floods to try their luck. As long as they want to eat, they can come down to catch them at any time. "

"But we don't know how to do it..." A monster father was crying. Since his cub ate fish balls at the fish boss once, he refused to eat raw fish or grilled fish when he returned home. Of course, there are also reasons. Maybe he burned the fish...

"It doesn't matter, why don't we catch some fish and shrimp back today, and I'll show you how to do it." Yu Chunlai smiled and took out the fishing net he had prepared from the storage box on the boat.

They made this fishing net out of thorny rattan skin. The skin of the thorny rattan is very tough. When peeled off, it is similar to the plant fiber of sisal hemp. Yu Chunlai tried to retting the rattan skin, drying it in the shade, and kneading it into hemp. The rope is very strong and easy to use. A slightly thinner hemp rope is also very good for weaving fishing nets. Anyway, they don’t catch small fish. It doesn’t matter if the mesh is bigger.

The torches by the lake were ignited, and when the net was cast down, dozens of catties of fresh fish were brought up. This made the onlookers feel hot inside. You must know that fresh fish is more popular than gold in the Great Barren Mountains. Not only the cubs love to eat the "hard currency", but also the pregnant females love to eat it.

It's a pity that the time for catching fresh fish is only a few days every year. Therefore, when seeing Yu Chunlai easily catch such a large amount of fresh fish with fishing nets, all the demons secretly decided that even if they had no money, they would Find the water system of the underground river on the top of your own mountain.

The lifespan of the Yaozu is long, ten years if one year is not enough, one day, I can dig through the underground canal on the top of my own mountain, and then raise a few pools of fresh fish, so that the cubs in the family can eat as much as they want , even if there are no cubs for the time being, with so many fresh fish, they can still attract the mother demon who loves to eat fresh fish.

#In an instant, I feel that the road to get out of the single is much brighter#

That night, braised fish nuggets, stewed tofu with fish head, fish balls, boiled fish, pickled fish, spicy fried fish fillets, boiled fish fillets... The fish boss did his best to cook one after another for the demon to smell The staple food of mouth-watering fish and meat dishes is the simplest yellow rice. However, because the dishes on the table are so rich in taste, simple yellow rice is better served with dishes.

At the end of the meal, the cubs were the first to withdraw from the battlefield, each with their bellies rounded, and ran to the side to pull the sackcloth with the other cubs in the family. Playing silly or something, this way of growing up is not suitable for the little demon of the Great Barren Mountain.

Therefore, after discovering that the skin of the thorn strips can be rubbed with hemp rope, Yu Chunlai asked the big monsters to chop up many thorn strips and retting them. , Let the little demons sit in the yard and pull the linen clothes after school. The torn linen clothes are neatly tied together, tied up and hung under the eaves to dry, and then the strong demons at home twist them into hemp ropes of different thicknesses for future use.

Seeing the cubs who only know how to roll around at home, they have learned to help the adults by themselves after only one day at Boss Yu's place. The cubs are sent to the school, where they can learn to read and write, learn to sew, or pick herbs during the day, and can learn so many life skills at night. Compared with these, Shuxiu, which costs five taels of silver a month, cannot be cheaper!

Besides, the owner of the fish can say that as long as the cubs are willing to come to school, even if the family can't afford the money, it doesn't matter. They can hunt prey and send it to him as a repairman. Monsters don't like to carry their prey down the mountain to sell. However, there is no pressure to carry it over to Boss Yu as a beam repairer.

In the end, except for the two big monsters who were in retreat and the three missing big monsters, one of the other big monsters who came here for the banquet counted as one, and all of them pressed their paw prints on the documents. The mother pressed the paw prints, and some cubs couldn't help but press small paw prints on them, which looked very cute.

Then, His Royal Highness the Demon King came forward and solemnly invited the Liches of the Demon Clan, burned incense in the courtyard and worshiped, and began to report their request to Lord Demon God.

Of course, in order to get everyone's request to be approved by the demon god, Yu Chunlai also prepared a sumptuous sacrifice, including a whole piece of sweet and sour fish cut into flower knives, a whole piece of deliciously marinated pork leg, There was also a whole bantam that was scorched and fragrant. The tangy aroma permeated the yard, and even the Lich who was in charge of the sacrifice became a little absent-minded, thinking in his heart that the usual sacrifices, the Lord Demon God just tasted it, There are still a lot left, and he can pack up all the sacrifices left by Lord Demon God after a while, and give the cubs a real treat.

Lord Lich is really too happy!

Accompanied by a puff of green smoke, before the sacrificial ceremony was over, all the sacrifices on the table disappeared...

It seems that Lord Demon God is very satisfied with this year's sacrifice, he didn't even leave him a sheep's hoof!Lord Lich wanted to cry without tears.

As the saying goes, cannibals are short-mouthed and soft-handed, and after enjoying the rich sacrifices from Brother Yu, and this little fish can be regarded as his disciple, Lord Yaoshen readily agreed to help them settle the contract.

As for how to solve it?

In the thinking of Yaozu, there is nothing that cannot be solved by fighting, if there is, then fight again!

Not to mention that the upper realm was disturbed by the demon gods, but Yu Chunlai, after fooling all the demons into digging underground ditches, the lazy guys began to eat, sleep and roll hair balls again. However, their family His Royal Highness Mao Tuanzi absolutely does not allow him to masturbate other Mao Tuan, if you want to masturbate, just masturbate him.

Of course Yu Chunlai had no objections!

Besides, he didn't masturbate for nothing. At night, His Royal Highness the Demon King would press him on the kang to fry fish and eat?Although he and His Royal Highness the Demon King can improve their cultivation speed very quickly, and they are also very comfortable, but I always feel that since I arrived in the Great Barren Mountain, I have lost the morals I used to have. It must be that I didn't bring it with me when I traveled!

The days of masturbation & double cultivation went on like this day by day.

Until one day, a group of monks suddenly came down the mountain, bringing an invitation from the new suzerain of the Xuantian Sect, saying that the contract with the demon god had been abolished, and invited His Royal Highness the Demon King and the Demon Queen to come down the mountain to discuss a new contract between the two clans.

"Abolish it and abolish it. What new contract do you need to make?" His Highness the Demon King curled his lips. He was very disgusted with any contract proposed by mortals.

"Go ahead, instead of being secretly plotted by others, it's better to put everything on the table. Don't worry, I will take care of everything." Yu Chunlai has long known that such a day will come. Once the old contract is abolished, the human race will die It is impossible for a powerful existence like Yaozu to be completely unrestricted. If it were him, he would have to find a way to put a curse on such a powerful "neighbor", otherwise he would hardly be able to sleep!

It's just that what he wants is not a magic spell, and he doesn't want to learn from Monkey King to go to the heavens to learn scriptures. He just wants to give them, and the human race, a chance to live together in peace.That being the case, both parties must accept a certain degree of restriction. He will not unprincipledly support the Yaozu just because he is a monster now. Fools get bullied.

This is also the reason why he insisted on going to this gathering. Worrying about being counted is only second. The most important thing is that he wants to use this opportunity to resolve the estrangement and guard between the human race and the demon race once and for all.This world is very big, and there are not many human races and monster races. Why can't they live in peace?

As far as he knows, in the farther north and south, there are almost a lot of land and few people. If this is the case, why can't they take the opportunity to ask for some territories belonging to the demon clan?Then, like the countries in their time and space, countries can directly compete and cooperate with each other, and then it will be a real chapter in diplomacy.

As for those people willing to agree to their request?

Yu Chunlai is not unsure.

First of all, with Ye Shuanghua, a cheap father, he would never stand by and watch him being bullied. He is still confident in this point. Although he is very disgusted with the actions of this scumbag father when he was young, it is undeniable that Well, Ye Shuanghua was really kind to him, so good that sometimes he couldn't bear to continue to abuse him.

Secondly, he doesn't have any bargaining chips in his hand. If the human race really dares to continue to play some insidious tricks in the new contract, at worst he will take the monster race and set up his own sect in the Great Barren Mountain. The human race has monks , their demon clan can also have demon cultivators, everyone is playing cultivator, who looks down on whom?

However, the phenomenon that the monster race is twisted into one strand is probably the result that the human race does not want to see anyway, so, unless it is a last resort, he will not use this to blackmail those people. All of this will depend on time. How did the new contract come about?

If the new contract doesn't satisfy him, Brother Yu feels that he may not be as good at playing tricks as those mortal monks, but the unrestrained feelings from the patients with the second disease in different time and space are still sufficient~

Of course, if the new contract satisfies him and the entire Monster Race, he doesn't mind using some of the ideas he accumulated in that world to make a fortune with the Human Race.He had a lot of ideas, but he decided to wait until the venue to see what the details would be.