Demon King's Bather

"Ling'er, where did Xiaoyu get this "Tao Te Ching"?" Tang Yonglian is not an idiot, he can tell at a glance that such a classic as the Tao Te Ching is definitely not like Yu Chunlai What experience can be written, maybe he got it from someone by chance?

If this is the case, he must find the person who wrote the Tao Te Ching!Such a person, it would not be an exaggeration to say that he is a rare genius. His Royal Highness the Prince Regent is thirsty for talents, so naturally he is unwilling to let such a hermit Confucianism go.

"I, I don't know." Bai Ling also looked confused. When she lived in the Great Barren Mountain, she did hear everyone recite a few lines when they were idle and bored. However, at that time, she thought it was His Highness the Demon King. For everyone, this kind of practice formula, if His Highness the Demon King doesn't take the initiative to say it, she can't ask.

It's just that she never expected that this formula is actually a book, and it looks like it was written by Xiaoyu?

"Could it be... that person from Xuantianzong gave it to Xiaoyu?" Bai Ling thought for a while, and only this explanation is the most likely. You know, Xuantianzong is a top-notch sect among the sects of self-cultivation in the world. , and that Ye Shuanghua seemed to feel a lot of guilt towards Xiaoyu, maybe he gave it to Xiaoyu from the ancient books suitable for the cultivation of the monster race?

"Impossible!" Tang Yonglian asserted firmly.

If Xuantianzong had a work handed down like the "Tao Te Ching", with the virtue of their suzerain, they would have wished for the whole world to know and worship it, how could they hide it?It's not that he doesn't have hidden stakes in Xuantianzong, this matter can still be determined.

"Then... maybe Xiaoyu's mother left it for him? I heard that the Lianhua Shangxian was also a fish from the upper realm." The seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister's gate, no matter how low the fish demon's status in the fairy world, For mortals like them, it is also an existence that is out of reach. Maybe there will be something good left for his son?

"It's quite possible." Tang Yonglian thought for a while, and decided to write a letter in person, asking Yu Chunlai if he could pass this "Tao Te Ching" on to others.

His Royal Highness the Regent is not suffering from the Madonna's disease. He wants to benefit the world. The main reason is that he also has many monsters under his command. To suppress it, the side effects are very serious. If these monsters can practice the Tao Te Ching, not to mention the money saved on the pills, the safety of his subordinates will also be guaranteed.

Tang Yongli can subdue these rebellious monster clans to obey him, not only rely on the means of taming the monster, at least, compared with other people, Tang Yongli can treat these monsters as human beings, this is the most important thing. His real wrist.

This kind of "being seen as a human being" is not just a superficial effort, including various daily benefits, promotion space, etc., so that the demons feel that they are no different from other subordinates in the palace. Of course, to be able to enjoy this Those who are treated equally are basically monsters favored by His Royal Highness the Regent.

It's just that, the Tao Te Ching, which is suitable for the cultivation of the monster clan, Tang Yongliu knows with his toes, and it can't be taken out casually. What's more, Yu Chunlai also stated clearly in the letter that he specially wrote it silently for him. My younger brother Xiaobai used it for cultivation, and the literati in this time and space have nothing else, so he still has the backbone to refuse plagiarism and piracy of this idea.

Therefore, Tang Yongliu was already prepared to buy the copyright of the Tao Te Ching into his hands even if Yu Chunlai, a bad bastard, was trying to blackmail him!

Yu Chunlai's reply came very quickly, as expected, this fish monster who wanted money, opened his mouth and got 10 taels of gold!Gold, not silver!This kid's heart is too dark!

However, what comforted Tang Yonglian, who was taken advantage of, was that Yu Chunlai was not completely heartless. He said that if His Royal Highness the Regent was short of money, the 10 taels of gold could be paid in installments and paid off within ten years.

The 10 taels of gold, of course Tang Yongliu didn't take it seriously, but the old man is trying his best to expand his sphere of influence in the northwest region, ahem, he is a little short of money, so paying in installments is still very much in his mind Yes, however, the regent feels that he does not need ten years at all. As long as the underground culvert project can be rolled out in the northwest within five years, the terrifyingly vast grain-producing areas in the northwest region can bring him a steady stream of splashing water. day wealth.

Yu Chunlai knew that the regent had such an invisible treasury, so he opened his mouth and asked for the sky-high price of 10 taels of gold. After all, isn't it the fault of the human race?It's always okay to ask them for some cub support now, right?Anyway, His Royal Highness the Regent's money was also collected from those rich people, so there is no pressure to use it!

After getting the "advance payment" of 1 taels of gold, the prodigal brother Yu spent all the money in a big way!

Even His Royal Highness the Demon King was amazed by his generosity.

However, I have to say that this approach is the most in line with the actual situation of the Great Barren Mountain.

Before that, Yu Chunlai had been thinking about how to extend the underground culvert project to the entire Great Barren Mountain. He had no shortage of money. However, as we all know, the most troublesome thing about the Great Barren Mountain is that the big monsters have a strong sense of territory.

In the territory of His Royal Highness the Demon King, even if Yu Chunlai hollowed out all the mountains, no monster dared to beep. The underground water system is connected through the underground canal, so it is necessary to mobilize other demons to dig the underground canal together, but, in this way, it is bound to move the territory of other big demons.

Although His Royal Highness Yaowang's boyfriend expressed forcefully that he was not afraid of fighting, Brother Yu felt sorry for his Highness Mao Tuanzi, and was reluctant for him to fight for his dream.

However, who said that violence must be used to move other people's territory?

Yu Chunlai thought about it for a few days, and decided to take advantage of the autumn harvest, and His Royal Highness the Demon King would come forward to invite other big demons from the mountains to visit his home. The reason was ready-made: His Royal Highness the Demon King's farm had a bumper harvest, and everyone was invited to eat something new. of.

"Novelty food? Could it be the pumpkin and gourd? What's so delicious?" The big monsters would go down the mountain to stroll around the city when they have nothing to do. Naturally, they have eaten the food down the mountain. Vegetables that don't sound like meat are not very interesting.

but--

"I heard that the cat invited a gentleman from the foot of the mountain, and opened a school in the mountain dedicated to literacy for cubs. You can go and have a look at this. If possible, our cubs can also be sent there to study in the future."

The monsters have long been very curious about the school opened by Yu Chunlai, but it is a pity that the school is full of cubs. According to the customs of the Great Barren Mountain, strange big monsters are not allowed to approach the cubs at will, otherwise the melon fields will grow like plums, and the cubs will be like that. Fragile, if something happens, they will not be able to clean up if they jump into the underground river.

Right now, the Demon King invited them to a banquet, so you can visit the school on the way. Although the cubs in the mountains only need to fight hard, but probably all the parents in the world are like this, and they can't wait for their children to take turns in all the interest classes Sign up again and strive for the decathlon!

So, on the appointed day, early in the morning, monsters living on other hills came one after another with their families.

That's right!These monsters are very open-minded. They were worried that their cubs would not get used to the life in the school, so they decided to take the cubs to the school to experience it first. I handed it over.

What is even more speechless is that not only monsters with cubs at home came to visit the school, but even some big single monsters joined in the fun and squeezed in. The reason is very good: anyway, sooner or later there will be cubs!

I really don't know where the confidence comes from.You must know that in the Great Barren Mountain, some monsters have been married for decades and have not yet had cubs.

"If I had known this, I wouldn't have bothered to prepare so many delicious food." Seeing the "parents" eagerly expressing their desire to visit the school, Yu Chunlai thought with black lines on his face.

In order to entice these monsters to join the army of digging the underground ditch, Yu Chunlai spent a lot of money this time, making a lot of delicious food with pumpkins and gourds.Including pumpkin cakes, pumpkin balls, white fungus stewed with old pumpkin and rock sugar that cubs like to eat, as well as pumpkin steamed buns, dried pumpkin stew, roasted chicken with dried gourd, stewed duck with gourd slices, etc. I want everyone to know about pumpkin and duck. The delicacy of gourds, as long as someone wants to grow these melons and fruits on his own land, he must dig underground canals, and his goal will be achieved.

However, he never expected that what attracts the big monsters is not the variety of delicacies, but the education of the cubs, what an embarrassing word!

However, as long as he has chips to attract them, whether he cares about education or food, it is related to the cubs, but it is better than the food seduction plan he originally planned. You can resist eating delicious food and let your cubs lose at the starting line superior?hehe!Even a monster can't bear it!

The cunning brother Yu immediately taught the director his upper body, and took the first batch of big monsters and cubs to visit the school with a smile on his face.

"The gentlemen in our school all come from the palace. Even the prince and grandson can teach them well, which is much better than those old scholars in the countryside." When visiting the school, the first thing to praise is of course the strength of the teachers. The big monsters expressed their satisfaction with the golden signboard of the palace.

"There is also accommodation. If you live far away and it is not convenient to pick up and drop off, you only need to pay five taels of silver for board and lodging every month. Board and lodging are included in the school. Dirty clothes are washed by someone. You have five days of classes and two days off. , Parents can take their cubs home on rest days.”

"Five taels of silver may seem expensive, but in fact we don't make money. The cubs have a big appetite and eat meat. It's time to grow up. Our school also provides a snack every morning and afternoon, and we will definitely not starve the cubs." Cubs."

"All the cubs live here? There won't be a monk hunting demons who will take the opportunity to steal the cubs?" The parents questioned the security of the school.

"Hehe~" His Highness the Demon King sneered silently.

All the monsters understand in seconds.

Well, with this person personally sitting in the town, what kind of demon hunting monk can steal cubs from this person?

Besides, they have all heard that the gang of patrolling demons under His Royal Highness the Demon King specialize in wandering around to catch the demon-hunting monks to earn extra money. Now no demon-hunting monks dare to come here, strip off their clothes Throwing away the magic horse is simply a lifetime of dark history!Might as well kill them.