Demon King's Bather

This winter, the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain had a very happy life.

For the big monsters who are hired to Yu's restaurant, they have a fixed monthly salary and three meals a day, and those who join the patrol team can also get extra money (robbery income) from time to time. Don't let your life be too moist!When you are not on shift, you can invite your friends to hunt together and get some fresh animal meat to improve their food. Now, for them, hunting is no longer a necessary means of survival. The robbery skills obtained from Brother Yu , is the fast track to get rich.

For the underage little demons, the life at Brother Yu's place is simply not worth changing even if they ascend to the top.During the day, everyone went to the school together to follow the gentlemen to learn how to read and write. When they returned home at night, they could immediately drink hot bone soup and eat all kinds of delicious meals. At night, they slept on the warm kang. A happy life they never dreamed of before.

The school in Dahuangshan is not formal, or it doesn’t have the red-tape rules of the school at the bottom of the mountain. The cubs go to school to learn skills, not to be the number one.Therefore, whenever the farming season is busy, the husband will take the initiative to give a few days off, so that the cubs will work in the fields with everyone.

After the completion of the underground canal project, the irrigation problem was solved, and Yu Chunlai ordered people to open up a piece of wasteland, and planted a lot of miscellaneous grains such as soybeans, mung beans, red beans, and kidney beans. To make tofu, sprout bean sprouts, make cakes and so on.

So, when the farming season was busy, the little demons couldn't move the pumpkins, so they came to help pick the beans, and even picked up the ripe beans that fell from the ground one by one. This kind of work is very suitable for the little demons, and the little demons also do it I am very happy, because Brother Yu said that with these beans, they can drink more soy milk in winter, and they can grow taller and stronger, and they will soon grow up and protect Brother Yu!

Even His Royal Highness the Demon King, because of his stupid slave's money-making skills comparable to the richest man, is somewhat thinking. However, he is a big boss, and his way of thinking is naturally different from other monsters.

Ye Zhan directly found Ye Shuanghua, who was now struggling to compete for the position of the next suzerain of Xuantian Sect. Weng and his son-in-law joined forces and quietly removed the two children of the family who threatened Ye Shuanghua the most. Of course, His Royal Highness the Demon King would not Because Ye Shuanghua was his father-in-law, he worked for others for free, unceremoniously distributed half of the stolen money, and didn't even have to pay taxes, stuffed it into his storage bag, almost bursting his storage bag.

"The rest, I'll use them first, and the rest will belong to Xiaoyu." Before leaving, Ye Shuanghua did not forget to explain.

He has never concealed his desire for power and status. In the past, it was for the glory of being above ten thousand people. Now, it is for having a stronger power to protect his children.What he missed in the first half of his life, he hopes to make up for it slowly in the days to come, even if his little fish is no longer with His Royal Highness the Demon King, at least, behind him, there will always be a relative waiting for him go home.

Moreover, the lifespan of the Yaozu is so long, Ye Shuanghua can live as long as possible and give his children better protection only if he becomes the suzerain of Xuantian Sect.

"Here! Here you are!" His Royal Highness the Demon King turned around and threw the pile of things emptied from the storage bag at Ye Shuanghua's feet.

"This is?"

"Xiaoyu made it with his own hands. I don't like such an old-fashioned color. You can wear it casually!" His Royal Highness the Demon King awkwardly gave his father-in-law a back view and disappeared beyond the horizon.

"This child..." Ye Shuanghua squatted down, stroking the delicate stitches on the light blue shirt, his eyes blurred uncontrollably, but a smirk that only a foolish father could have had appeared on his face involuntarily.

His Royal Highness the Demon King has always liked dark clothes, so the light-colored gown was obviously made by that child for him, right?

Picking up the few clothes on the ground and storing them in her storage bag, Ye Shuanghua raised her head and glanced in the direction of the Great Barren Mountain. Standing at the foot of the mountain, she could only see the outermost mountains, and she didn't know How did this kid do it? Today's Great Barren Mountain no longer has those bloody and cruel legends, but in the mouths of the world, it has become so... well, it's hard to describe?

Anyway, ever since I witnessed the scene where a few monks who poached into the mountain were stripped to only their underwear and thrown out of the mountain gate, people all over the world, especially those in the cultivation world, always feel a little nervous when they mention the Great Barren Mountain. It's weird, I used to go to the mountain with a desperate attitude, but now I'm going to the mountain, I'm afraid I'm going to risk a lifetime of embarrassment.

After being stripped naked and throwing them out of the mountain gate without even letting go of their shoes, I'm afraid they will no longer have the face to mess around on the road, right?

And, when the hell did those monsters even learn to block and rob?Obviously they are the villains, okay?Do you want to steal the role of the villain so blatantly?

As for why even the shoes were taken away?

cough cough!It's not that the monsters are too greedy, it's their boss, that is, Brother Yu who has a very big brain. The original words of Brother Yu are: "The road in the Great Barren Mountain is not easy to walk, let them go out barefoot, go down The next time you want to enter the mountain, first think about whether the road out of the mountain is good or not!"

What?Scared these monster hunting monks from entering the mountain again?

This will not work!

The monsters of the patrol team said; if the monks who hunted monsters stopped going into the mountains, what would happen to their extra money in the future?

Therefore, a "smart" monster proposed a compromise: Brother Yu only said that we should throw away these guys' shoes, not all of them. We can take one off and throw one away!What a wit I am!

All the monsters in the patrol team fell under the brain of this clever monster.

Then, the monk who was knocked unconscious and left a shoe thrown out was embarrassed.

What the hell are you capable of snatching both of my shoes?Grab one, keep one, you let me walk back with one shoe?Person in charge?Pooh!

Consciously being humiliated by the monster clan, these monks publicized all kinds of evil deeds of the monster clan as soon as they got off the mountain.

So, I just got rid of the label of "bloodthirsty and cruel", and was labeled as "greedy and mean". In short, although I successfully cleansed the demon clan of the Great Barren Mountain, I always feel that I have been infected with other strange things What about the color...

"This child... Sigh!" Ye Shuanghua shook his head with a smile, turned and left.His little fish will naturally live in the mountains with his friends without restraint forever, and he will guard outside the mountains, blocking any rumors and harm from the world for him.

Yu Chunlai didn't know at all that while he was busy writing the Tao Te Ching silently, their Mao Tuanzi had sneaked down the mountain and joined forces with the father-in-law to make a big one.

"The way of heaven is to benefit but not harm; the way of sages is to fight for nothing." After writing the last line, Yu Chunlai put down the pen and paper, and stretched a lot.

These are the words he wrote silently and prepared to send down the mountain to Xiaobai together with the letters and gifts for his aunt. He promised to teach him the entire Tao Te Ching, so naturally he must keep his word. I believe that with the staff of the palace, it should Will there be a more powerful Confucian who will answer for Xiaobai?

It was only now that Yu Chunlai realized that Lao Tzu and Tao Te Ching did not appear in this time and space, and the cultivation formulas used by various Taoist cultivation schools are also at the level of secret treasures. Even if it is as prestigious as the Regent's Palace, it is not easy to get such classics.

Yu Chunlai didn't know whether other sects' cultivation methods were suitable for the Yaozu, but since he found that reciting the Tao Te Ching often could make the Yaozu suppress the restlessness in their blood, he decided to write down the entire Tao Te Ching silently. Through the school, let the monster race in the entire Great Barren Mountain learn it.

The reason why I silently wrote out the entire Tao Te Ching is also because Bai Zhi’s mother liked this book very much. Sometimes when Bai Zhi’s mother was lying on the bed, he would help her to read it. Although I haven't reached Lao Tzu's state of mind, it is still no problem to write silently.

Thinking about it now, at that time, Bai Zhi's mother must have discovered the benefits of this Tao Te Ching for Yaozu to sort out the meridians, so she recited it every day, right?

It has been more than two months since Xiaobai and his aunt returned to the palace. It was early summer when they left, and now it is autumn. I don't know if he is doing well in the palace.In the last letter, my aunt actually said that Xiaobai had won several compliments from the master in the palace, and his skills have improved a lot, but he grows too fast and often suffers from cramps at night.

Yu Chunlai received the letter, read it several times, and couldn't help but smile, he was the same when he was growing up, the joints were too fast, he couldn't keep up with the nutrition, he often had cramps, he was as thin as a hemp stick, he must have been in vain Surely Ling would give Xiaobai stewed supplements every day, right?

Thinking of this, Yu Chunlai put down the entire Tao Te Ching written silently, went to the back warehouse to check, picked out a lot of spicy dried meat and tendons that Xiaobai likes to eat, and filled several bags Dried pumpkins, dried gourds, and washed and dried pumpkin seeds were also packed in a bag, and they were going to be sent down the mountain together for Aunt and Xiaobai to take back.

Yu Chunlai never imagined that such a letter from home would cause an uproar in the Regent's Palace!

Although Xiaobai is smart, he is still a young child after all. Given his age and experience, he is still unable to understand the mystery of such a profound classic as "Tao Te Ching".

However, my brother said in the letter that if there is anything you don't understand, just take it to your husband for reference.

So, Xiaobai took the "Tao Te Ching" written silently by his brother, and went to find the gentleman who taught him... What made him depressed was that since the "Tao Te Ching" came into the hands of the husband, the husband never read it again. I can't bear to give it back to myself.

He has studied in the palace for so long, so he naturally knows what it means to respect teachers, and he didn't dare to ask for his own handwritten version of "Tao Te Ching" in person. When he was about to die, he secretly asked this "stepfather" for help to get back the book that his brother had written silently.

If it is anything else, the husband will take it away as well.But that "Tao Te Ching" was written silently by his elder brother himself, Xiaobai wished to keep this book close to his body, how could he give it to others?Not to mention Mr., even if Bai Ling came to ask for it, he wouldn't give it!

Tang Yongxuan sniggered when he heard the words, in Xiaobai's eyes, let alone the classics written by Yu Chunlai himself, even the dried meat made by Yu Chunlai himself, no one else would want to pry a piece from him.

However, when His Royal Highness the Regent got the "Tao Te Ching", he couldn't laugh anymore...