The Most Popular Comedian

Just after the first episode of the second season of "Guest Lai" ended, there was a turmoil on Weibo.

Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng closed the program video with satisfaction, and then turned to Weibo to feel the wind speed at the cusp of the waves.

However, the expected scene where everyone shouted "Choose a city and meet szd" did not appear. Instead, topics such as "Chen Luoxing chasing stars", "Ju Ziyi making cakes", "Reunion of teachers and students of star creation" were overwhelming and piled up. It became a raging wave.

The topic of "Choose a City" was mixed in. There were only a dozen or so sporadic ones.

Rong Yuheng, the subway old man looked at his phone:? ? ?

He turned to Wen Zecheng heavily, "Aren't we flirtatious enough?"

Wen Zecheng thought about it for a while, "Probably not."

Rong Yuheng continued to flip through, and saw a CP fan in the comment area holding their "two-person brushed" avatar to speak out righteously:

"Wen Wen Rong has no relationship beyond friendship, don't misunderstand them!"

The two righteous masters: ...

You changed your avatar and said something like that.

Wen Zecheng had never had any scandals before, and he didn't pay much attention to same-sex gossip in the entertainment industry. He was still very unfamiliar with the operation of "blocking the cupboard door".

He is puzzled now.What is wrong? When watching the barrage, didn't everyone have a good time?

Wen Zecheng poked Rong Yuheng, "Shall we chat again?"

Rong Yuheng glanced at him meaningfully: the owner has finally fallen into the deep pit of language c.

"can."

Two minutes later, I saw two big grain producers in Chaohua Square posting——

@许玉恒的小号: #客自远方来# spent two days and one night with Mr. Wen very happy, it would be even better if he can be more honest when he sleeps at night.

@文选鐤的小号: #客自远方来# spent two days and one night with Rongrong very happy, it would be even better if he can be more honest when he sleeps at night.

The two happily finished posting Weibo, waiting for the popularity to soar as usual.

However, 5 minutes passed, and 10 minutes passed... The popularity of Weibo remained unchanged.

Rong Yuheng turned her head, "Are we too angry?"

Wen Zecheng frowned, "No way..."

Just when the two fell into doubts about becoming outdated idols, their private messages were suddenly knocked on.The one who knocked them was the big fan of Zecheng Yiyu who invited them to the q group before.

Juzi Aichengyu: Ahhhh! !sisters!Don't post it, delete it!You are not in the q group, so you don’t know, we can’t show the heat on the surface now, we have to deny the real master with a unified caliber!

Rong Yuheng's trumpet: Why? [sea otter touches head]

Juzi Aichengyu: Close the cupboard door!Coming out publicly is definitely not good for the development of the brothers, and it cannot affect the future of the brothers because of our fans [biting lips and crying bitterly]

It doesn't matter if we can't eat candy openly, as long as the brothers are happy.

......! !It turned out to be so.

Rong Yuheng instantly touched his chest - why are their fans so good!

He rolled into Wen Zereng's arms, weeping and sobbing.Wen Zezhen grunted helplessly, and picked up the phone with one hand to reply to his private message.

Wen Zecheng's trumpet: Thank you, we will try our best to stand under the sun.

Juzi Aichengyu: Uh...sister, let's not use words in private.

Wen Zecheng, "..."

He did not.

Although the turmoil on the Internet did not hit the small coast where Zecheng Yiyu was anchored, Shi Qiu and Qu Youhe still found out that the two people were making trouble on the show.

Qu Youhe is now in a state of stocking Wen Zecheng, and he only sent a message to wake him up and didn't say anything more.

Shi Qiu made a phone call, and when he caught someone, he was whipped head-on and face-to-face!

Rong Yuheng was almost dying from the pumping, and curled up into a hamster ball in Wen Zerong's arms.The latter kindly scratched Mao Mao in an attempt to appease his fragile heart.

It was probably because Wen Zerong's hands were gentle and yet strong, but Rong Yuheng fell asleep after being squeezed...

Shi Qiu was halfway through the whipping, and was about to stop to drink, when he suddenly heard a soft snoring sound from the other end of the phone, "..."

She paused for two seconds, then sternly said, "Rong Yuheng!!!"

Rong Yuheng woke up instantly: ...! ! ! !

Fortunately, some CP fans consciously blocked the door of the cupboard. Seeing that the situation had not gone out of control, Shi Qiu hung up the phone after half an hour of whipping.

I don't know what kind of "little surprise" will be brought to her in the second half of the episode aired tomorrow. She has to go back and prepare for public relations.

6:00 pm the next day.

The second half of the first issue of "The Guest Comes" arrived as scheduled amidst the anxiety of the agents and CP fans.

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zerong nestled on the sofa as usual and brought fruit snacks.Wen Zhongyun was also at home today, babbling past the front of the living room with a tape recorder in his arms,

"Let's go to Kang Xiao Movie together again?"

Two people, "..."

After Wen Zhongyun left such a shocking sentence, he went back to the bedroom lightly.The door closed with a "click", and the living room returned to silence.

Wen Zerong paused for a few seconds, "Let's watch the video."

Rong Yuheng, "Yes."

……

The beginning of the second half of the episode is a review of the previous situation, and then it is transferred to the main film.

It was past seven o'clock in the morning, and the sky was not yet bright, and there was a sound of flushing water and chopping boards in the kitchen.

The first thing that comes into the picture is a pair of hands holding a kitchen knife. The hands with well-defined joints are skillfully manipulating the knife. The preserved egg under the blade is bright in color, and it is still lightly flicked on the chopping board when it is cut open.

Green pepper, Chinese prickly ash, light soy sauce, vinegar, sugar... Mix all kinds of seasoning together to dye the preserved eggs in attractive colors.

During the stirring process, the man's wrist was gently turned, and the lines of the muscles were slightly affected, revealing a mature sex appeal.

In the barrage room, fans collectively shed tears:

—Oh my god... Who can resist the actor who cooks?

— Teacher Wen can conquer me with only one hand [kneeling]

—Brother Cheng got up too early, and even cooked for everyone, this man is amazing.

Not long after, Qiao Tan also came down.He greeted towards the kitchen at the top of the stairs, "Mr. Wen, so early?"

So far, the entire upper body of Wen Zeleng appeared in the program crew's shots.Without a trace of tiredness on his face, he raised his head and responded, "Morning, Teacher Qiao."

Qiao Tan walked over and asked a few words, and the camera scanned the scenes in the kitchen one by one following his perspective.

Only then did the audience see that besides the preserved eggs that Wen Zecheng was mixing, there was also a frying pan and a steamer on the stove, which were emitting white smoke.In some wet and cold mornings, it adds a bit of vitality and warmth.

Qiao Tan sighed, "Whoever wants to follow you in the future will be so happy."

Wen Zecheng smiled lightly.

Barrage:

— Cough cough cough! ! !

— That's right, that's right, cough cough cough...!

— Teacher Qiao said it well, then who doesn’t know how happy it is~

Rong Yuheng in front of the screen laughed straight, pointed at the bullet screen and bumped into Wen Zerong and said, "Who are you saying 'then'?"

Wen Zezhen scratched his hair, "You have a new name, so who is it?"

"Ke Ke Ke Ke ~ I don't want to call this."

While the main favorite was flirting, the show had already been put on and Chen Luoxing came down from upstairs, and asked the other two why they didn't wake him up in advance, ashamed.

The barrage is full of joy and no empathy:

Check in, the second day after star chasing failed~ hahahahaha!

After a few minutes, Wen Zerong dragged Rong Yuheng down.

Rong Yuheng was almost glued to the former's body, his white and thin arms were hooked around Wen Zecheng's neck, the color difference in skin color and the contrast in physique immediately aroused the boiling wolf blood in the netizens' bodies!

Netizens yelled "Aww" on the screen, slapped their thighs, and stomped their feet:

Ahhhhh! !I'm dead I'm dead! !I really want to see these two doing bad things together! !

However, the bullet screen showed a sense of tranquility and peace:

—Rongrong, cute.

— Teacher Wen has a strong sense of responsibility [like]

——What a pure teacher-student relationship, great!

—A touching friendship, envy~

……

After breakfast, the guests received the task cards given by the program group. The five guests were divided into two teams. Ju Ziyi and Chen Luoxing wandered around the periphery of the villa, looking for a suitable place to add things; Yuheng was exploring in the villa, and the few of them were chatting and walking.

Wen Zereng stopped suddenly when he reached the door of the bedroom.

"Do you think that wall is a little empty?"

"Ghost story?"

"...I want to say that it is suitable for hanging a group photo."

The CP fans in front of the screen paralyzed themselves: I don’t understand, I don’t understand, I don’t understand...

shit.

Hanging a group photo in the master bedroom, what else could that be! ?

Fortunately, Qiao Tan, who really didn't understand, came up with his head and successfully saved a cabinet door crisis, "Hey, can we make a photo wall?"

Before the two protagonists in the camera nodded, CP fans sent out overwhelming bullet screens in an attempt to confuse the public:

Great idea great idea great idea...!

After the goal was determined, the guests quickly started to work.

Ju Ziyi acted as the art designer, Rong Yuheng added bricks and tiles aside, and the rest of the people brought materials from the room.

In the middle of the process, Rong Yuheng wiped the paint on the tip of his nose, and Wen Zeleng wiped it off naturally when he raised his hand.

Netizens: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

At noon, Qiao Tan and Wen Zerong went back to the house to cook. Before leaving, Qiao Tan pointed at himself and Wen Zerong and joked,

"Hey, don't we look like the senior group?"

Wen Zezhen turned around and asked Rong Yuheng, "Am I old?"

Rong Yuheng smiled playfully, "Aren't you the senior group?"

Wen Zecheng smiled, with a conniving look on his face, "I know, you despise me."

Rong Yuheng, "If you have a delicious lunch, I can force myself not to dislike it."

Wen Zecheng, "Then I will work hard."

Netizens: What a mess! !I can't fucking hold back the barrage! !

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

After lunch, the guests continued to make the photo wall.At this moment, the wall has gradually taken shape, and the light-colored bottom of the wall is dotted with some delicate stickers, and the hemp rope is slightly curved.

The wooden clothespins were painted in different colors and clipped randomly on the hemp rope.Seeing that it was almost done, Ju Ziyi turned around and brought out tea and desserts from the room.

"The mousse that Rongrong made yesterday, let me come to Kangkang, how does it taste?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Wen Zecheng who was on the side said, "It's delicious."

Qiao Tan smiled, "You know it's delicious before you eat it?"

Wen Zecheng, "The mille-feuille he made for me last time was delicious."

Rong Yuheng stopped his words, buried his head shyly, "It's alright, it's alright, my excellence doesn't need to be so widely known."

"..."

It was already sunset when the photo wall was completed.

In the evening, everyone casually shared the leftovers from noon, and prepared to bid farewell to Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng after finishing the noodles.

Before the two left, they took a group photo with the three resident guests of "Ke Lai" by the swing in the villa.Qiao Tan, Wen Zezheng, and Rong Yuheng stood in the middle, while Chen Luoxing and Ju Ziyi stood in the middle.

The photographer set up a tripod and gestured to them, "3—2—1"

The moment the last sound fell, Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng suddenly turned their heads slightly towards each other, with a kind of restrained tenderness.

Click, the screen freezes.

When the camera zooms out, this photo is hanging under the first clip on the photo wall.

The background was blurred, Qiao Tan and Rong Yuheng's farewell words were cut out, and the golden font shone on the dark background:

"Getting better and better."

……

The progress bar has now come to an end, and the computer screen is plunged into pitch black.

CP fans covered their mouths and burst into tears in front of the screen - this is too fucking real!Choosing a city will get better and better once you meet it...

Rong Yuheng squatted on the sofa, raised her little foot and poked Wen Zerong's thigh.The latter obediently got up and slid the cursor to exit the program video, "Did Teacher Qiao say that to you just now?"

Rong Yuheng nodded, "Yes, Mr. Qiao is really kind. This show is also to pave the way for us to make it public in the future."

Wen Zecheng was slightly regretful, "It's a pity that cp fans are not bold enough."

Rong Yuheng comforted him, "It would be nice to come here a few more times, human beings are always moving in the direction of progress."

Wen Zecheng didn't know about the pen-hold filming of the performance at the moment, and he was still worrying about how to "come a few more times".

Rong Yuheng didn't point it out either, just rubbed off the sofa and walked into the bedroom in a "slap-tap-tap-tap" on her slippers, and casually sent out a reminder, "You should pay attention to STAR-T's official account, we should show the live broadcast of our performance tonight." shoot."

"Okay." Wen Zecheng asked again, "Where are you going?"

"I want to take a shower."

Now Rong Yuheng is very familiar with going in and out of Wen Zecheng's house, and he has already remembered how to use the bathroom.

There are always his exclusive toothbrushes, exclusive towels, and exclusive slippers in the bathroom, and even Wen Zeleng's wardrobe has several pieces of his own clothes.

The whole scene is a hamster invasion.

The shower was turned on with a "swipe", hot water poured down from the head, and the hot air soon filled the entire bathroom.

Rong Yuheng was scrubbing himself comfortably, and by the way, using Wen Zezheng's high-grade shower gel to wash himself fragrantly. Before he could sing, he heard a sound coming from outside the door.

He stopped and poked his head cautiously: what's the matter?

The door of the bathroom is made of frosted glass, so you can't see the situation outside clearly, only a tall figure is faintly reflected on it.

"Wen Zecheng?"

"Zaizai..." Wen Zezheng's voice was mixed with the sound of running water in the bathroom through the door, so he couldn't hear clearly.

Rong Yuheng reached out to turn off the shower and walked barefoot to the door, "What's wrong?"

Wen Zecheng pressed his forehead against the door frame outside, holding the doorknob with one hand, so hard that the back of his hand burst, trembling slightly, as if he was suppressing some emotions that were about to spew out.

At this moment, the space became quiet, and Rong Yuheng faintly heard Wen Zecheng's heavy breathing.His voice was hoarse, and the bathroom was trance-stained with hot and humid water vapor,

"I want to come in, right now."

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: ...Where to go, explain clearly.

Wen Zecheng (with deep eyes): Yes.

Rong Yuheng: Huh? ? ?