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Wen Zezhen on the other end of the phone felt his blood rushing to his brain in an instant - he had such a sweet life recently that he almost forgot that Rong Yuheng was backed by dozens of tyrant brothers!

"Who are you with, isn't it Lu Mingxuan?" Wen Zezheng added after asking, "Baby?"

Holy crap, Rong Yuheng's ears were almost numbed by this sudden "baby"!Why is Wen Zecheng arguing with You Tianyu?

You Tianyu pulled Rong Yuheng's wrist, his mouth was almost on the phone screen, "Of course I am my precious darling~"

Rong Yuheng: ... Help, it's so greasy! ! !

He couldn't take it anymore, he slapped You Tianyu's face away, "You Tianyu, be normal."

Wen Zecheng was taken aback for a moment, "You Tianyu?"

You Tianyu was not in a hurry when his identity was exposed, he calmly continued writing the last Shura field, "Baby, don't be angry, old..."

He originally wanted to say "husband", but before he could say it, he was disgusted by himself, stuck for a second and changed his words, "...Brother feels distressed."

Brother...?Wen Zezhen frowned, "The overlord in the Northeast?"

Rong Yuheng couldn't help laughing out loud.

You Tianyu, "..." Made a mistake, wasted.

Wen Zecheng's feelings towards You Tianyu are very complicated. The last peak duel had come to an end before the result was decided. He couldn't help but have a little doubt:

This You Tianyu really likes his family's appearance, right?

……no!Zecheng Yiyu has been locked, and he threw the keys into the Mariana Trench!

Rong Yuheng didn't want to continue this boring farce, he said to Wen Zerong, "I'll hang up first, and I'll call you when I get back."

Wen Zecheng's doubts soared instantly!After hanging up the phone, wouldn't he be completely unable to know what was going on with Rong Yuheng?

"No, I'm going to keep talking to you."

You Tianyu, "You disturbed us."

Wen Zecheng, "It was you who interrupted my whispering with my boyfriend."

You Tianyu, "The time I spend alone with my baby, there is no room for you to talk."

Wen Zecheng, "This is my baby, we are two people even if we are separated by phone."

You Tianyu, "I..."

"It's probably because I disturbed you." Rong Yuheng interjected lightly, "The two of you chatted quite happily."

Wen Zecheng & You Tianyu, "..."

Rong Yuheng sincerely suggested, "Why don't you exchange WeChat and chat in private? Without me as an intermediary, it must be smoother."

Wen Zecheng & You Tianyu, "Nothing, nothing..."

Hanging up the phone indifferently, Rong Yuheng finally ended this baseless drama.

Old Yang in the front row was dripping with sweat along his forehead and jawbone. He didn't even look sideways, and didn't even dare to take a look in the rearview mirror.

He said silently in his heart: the more you know, the faster you die.

Along the way, Rong Yuheng's expression was glamorous and his posture was noble, Rao You Tianyu couldn't be coaxed no matter how hard he tried.

snort!Rong Yuheng thought, let you talk nonsense, let you write scripts indiscriminately!You had fun, but I was the only one who suffered in the end!

He couldn't even imagine that when they met Wen Zecheng in the future, they would spend a few nights wandering on Qiuming Mountain.

……

It wasn't until the private car parked securely outside the Rong's villa that Rong Yuheng gave You Tianyu a sideways glance, and lifted his chin to get out of the car.

You Tianyu followed knowingly, Rua looked at Rong Yuheng's little head and said, "Hey, I'm just joking... Besides, if Wen Zeleng breaks up with you because of this reason, it means he is not worth it."

Rong Yuheng punched him, "I won't collapse!"

It's worse than a crash, he will be killed by the sun! !

You Tianyu pressed and twisted him, and was about to coax someone, but Rong Yuheng didn't move.

You Tianyu: ... out of battery?

The two were standing in front of the Rong family's villa at this time, You Tianyu had his back to the villa gate, so he couldn't see what was going on behind him.

Rong Yuheng was quiet for a second, then suddenly tugged on You Tianyu's clothes, and lowered her head shyly, "You...you said just now that you want to be my dear, treat me as your little baby...is that true?"

"?" You Tianyu didn't know why, he just wanted to appease the angry Rong Yuheng first, and said, "Yes..." My dear son.

Rong Yuheng, "Then why don't you give up, don't give up."

Before You Tianyu had time to ask him if he was sick, he heard a ghastly voice from behind,

"You Tianyu, I entrust Xiao Heng to you so reassuringly, you actually have other thoughts about him!!"

You Tianyu gave a "thud" in his heart.

He turned his head with his eyes wide open, and saw a tall figure standing in front of the huge villa in the dim sky. The reason for the backlight made the latter's face shrouded in shadow, as if he was looking for his life.

Rong Congyan walked over slowly step by step, his eyes emerged from the darkness, "My dear? Baby? You Tianyu, this kind of flamboyant rhetoric can only be used to deceive my simple little Heng!"

You Tianyu's pupils shrank, and he looked down at Rong Yuheng in front of him.

The latter's clear pupils are three points confused, three points frightened, four points unbelievably sad, and the proportion control is almost accurate to three decimal places!

He is stupid!You Tianyu had an epiphany for a second.He looked at Rong Congyan, who was about to rush forward to fight, and let out a roar like piercing clouds and cracking stones in his heart——

You wake up!Your baby brother is not innocent at all! ! ! !

...

After throwing trick master You Tianyu to Du Weirong Congyan, Rong Yuheng walked briskly back to the villa.

Wicked people have their own grind, and the ancients never deceived me.

After chatting with the jealous Wen Zeleng for half an hour on the video, the latter was calmed down a little bit.Rong Yuheng hung up the phone, knelt on the head of the bed and touched his little butt with his backhand, making up his mind:

Don't worry, I will protect you.

When Rong Congyan pushed the door and came out, he saw his younger brother kneeling on the bedside and touching his butt with a deep expression.His pupils quake,

"what are you doing!?"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He grabbed the pillow and threw it at it, "Why didn't you knock when you came in!!"

Rong Congyan hugged the pillow and ran over worriedly, "What's wrong with your ass? Is it You Tianyu's bastard..."

"How is it possible!" Rong Yuheng called out, "Even if there is anything, it is gentle—"

"........."

Rong Congyan's eyes were heavy, "Wen?"

Rong Yuheng: I lost it.

After giving his younger brother a hard lesson, Rong Congyan closed the bedroom door with a warning look, half of his face was exposed through the crack of the door which was gradually closing,

"Don't believe the sweet words of men! They are all lies!"

Rong Yuheng nodded obediently.

The door clicked shut.He took out his phone from behind, pressed to end the recording, and then backed up and saved it.

When he has a sister-in-law, it must be a good talk.

Rong Yuheng stayed at home for two days, brushed the scallop shells carefully, and then prepared to visit his owner Wen and the big white goose.

It just so happened that the pen-hold shooting of the performance and the program of "Guest Lai" were about to be broadcast, Rong Yuheng felt that he and Wen Zeleng had to hold hands and bear the burden together.

It was after three o'clock in the afternoon when we went to Wen Zecheng's house.The weather has warmed up recently, and when Wen Zecheng opened the door, he was only wearing a single shirt, with muscular lines showing faintly under the fabric.

Rong Yuheng was still wearing a big coat, which looked very fluffy, and he was hugged all over the moment he entered through the door.

Wen Zecheng took a deep breath on the hamster, "Is it hot if you wear so much?"

"It's not hot." Rong Yuheng struggled out of his arms, "Where's uncle?"... Don't let the elders see it!

"I went to listen to music with my friends."

"Oh." Rong Yuheng then got into the owner's arms again, rolling to his heart's content.

The two floundered shamelessly in the hallway for a while, Wen Zecheng used "heart trauma" as an excuse, and then abducted him to Qiuming Mountain, and made a big circle, a big circle, and another big circle Son……

After three laps, Rong Yuheng was numb.

Both mind and body.

He is like a useless hamster that sheds hair, curled up on the sofa and licks his hair.Satisfied, Wen Zering took out the cushion and computer for people to play games, and then turned to work in the kitchen.

After dinner, Rong Yuheng regained his vitality.

Guessing that the time was almost up, he brought snacks and fruits to prepare for the wind and rain.

The first episode of the second season of "Guest Lai" will be aired at 6:00 this evening. There is no definite news about the direct filming of the performance, but it will only be today and tomorrow.

At 6:00, "Guest Lai" will be broadcast on time.

The program team had predicted that there would be Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng before this, so the barrage room was full of "Choice City" CP fans holding high the banner.

Wei Fan's support is mixed between the overwhelming "choose the city and meet szd", it seems weak and helpless...

Rong Yuheng couldn't bear it, "Wei fans are so pitiful."

Wen Zerong comforted him, "It's okay, one day they will understand the essence of human beings."

"What essence."

"Join if you can't beat it."

"..."

After the opening title, there is an introduction: a bright and comfortable living room, a clean and bright kitchen, and vigorous potted plants bathed in sunlight, giving people a livable feeling.

When the screen changed, Qiao Tan appeared first.He came down from the stairs and stretched, "Zi Yi, Luo Xing, let's clean up. Teacher Wen and Rong Rong will be here soon."

Ju Ziyi, with long and smooth hair, turned around and took a tea set from the cupboard, "Then I'll make some tea for everyone."

Chen Luoxing's flustered voice came from upstairs, "Hey, I'll be here right away after I clean up!" Everything in the camera, Chen Luoxing was arranging his hairstyle and clothes in front of the mirror, as if he was not satisfied with anything.

A small bubble popped up next to him: "Nervous!"

In front of the computer, Rong Yuheng poked Wen Zecheng, "Look, I am indeed your fanboy."

Wen Zezhen immediately expressed his loyalty cautiously, "I am also your fanboy, and I am so nervous every time I see you."

Rong Yuheng laughed out loud, "Ke Ke Ke Ke ~ I didn't say anything."

……

In the program, Qiao Tan was inspecting the ingredients in the refrigerator when a knock on the door suddenly came from behind.

"Hey, it's Mr. Wen, are they here?"

As soon as his voice fell, the volume of bullet screens increased instantly,

The fans yelled: Ah ah ah ah ah, come! ! !

The door opened, and the first thing that appeared on the screen was Rong Yuheng's fluffy head.He came in through the crack of the door, "Mr. Qiao!"

Wen Zecheng looked down behind him, and then blocked the door frame with his hand, lest he knock his head on it.

Qiao Tan hurriedly welcomed the two of them in, "Welcome, welcome~"

Ju Ziyi greeted the two of them across the living room, then turned to call Chen Luoxing upstairs.Immediately afterwards, Chen Luoxing ran down with Dou Pu, "Sorry, sorry..."

Wen Zecheng in the living room had a cold expression on his face.

"fine."

"Thank you."

Chen Luoxing withered instantly.

The fans in the barrage room gloated and laughed:

—Hahahahaha, I feel sorry for Brother Xing who failed in chasing stars!

——Teacher Wen's large-scale double-standard scene Keke Keke

—I was actually relieved, so cold, this is the teacher Wen I know...!

Next, Qiao Tan led Wen Zereng and Rong Yuheng to visit the room. While he was introducing, the two people next to him also made serious comments.

"I like bedrooms with bathrooms."

"Me too, it would be better to add a cloakroom."

A bunch of small question marks appeared on Qiao Tan's head:? ? ? ?

In the later period, he spiritually got into his inner os——I just act as an intermediary?

The barrage is going to laugh like crazy:

——I'm so stupid, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha newlyweds have a good sense of sight!

—Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah what are you discussing in such detail that you want to live together!

—I’m tired of saying the words of szd when you meet in a city... I feel sorry for Mr. Qiao

—Okay, I know you guys are watching the wedding room, but don’t be too arrogant on the show [狗头保健]

After the two of them finished watching the room and went down, this sense of "husband and wife" became even stronger——

Wen Zezheng never took his eyes off Rong Yuheng during the whole process, and no matter what he did, he always asked the other party if he wanted to, liked it or not...

The expressions of the three permanent residents have become flat from the subtle at the beginning to the end.

Barrage:

—I'm starting to feel scared, zcyy seems to be real...

—I like someone who can't hide their eyes...

—Let's not tell the truth, but wzc absolutely loves ryh

Netizens thought that Wen Zezhen's eyes were already the limit of the cabinet door opening, but they didn't expect that the subsequent cooking session would be even more explosive.

Qiao Tan: Teacher Wen's cooking skills are very good.

Everyone: Wow really?

Wen Zecheng: Well, if you don't believe me, ask Rongrong.

Rong Yuheng: It's true, making noodles, stir-fried vegetables, western desserts...

Netizen: Hey hey enough! !

In the later stage, the doubts of all the staff were directly printed on the screen: You seem to know a little too much?

Finally, the guests received a dish each.Just about to make a move, Rong Yuheng suddenly belatedly pointed to his nose and asked, "What about me?"

Qiao Tan, "Teacher Wen will make two copies, and one will be yours."

The two righteous masters didn't feel that there was any problem at all, and they readily accepted it.

A series of question marks on the barrage:

—Help, this amount of information is too much, right? ? ?

—Ms. Qiao is one of my own!This is too understandable! ?

—? ? ? ? ?What Mr. Wen did is equal to what Rong Rong did, right?

—……You really don’t want the cabinet door anymore?

Several dishes were served on the table, and everyone sat around the table.Qiao Tan raised his glass to welcome the celebration, "Celebrate the launch of our first episode, and welcome Teacher Wen and Rong Rong!"

Kuang, after the toast, Rong Yuheng just lowered his head and took a sip of the wine when Wen Zeleng cast a worried look.

Netizens immediately thought of the previous "Su Yi" live broadcast accident, and Rong Rong seemed to let herself go after drinking.Before they were worried about the cabinet door for the second time, Rong Yuheng turned to Wen Zecheng with a puzzled expression.

"Are the children next door crying?"

Wen Zecheng, "..."

The barrage instantly burst into laughter:

— Hahahahahahahahahahaha! !

—Rong Rong, a young expert who destroys the atmosphere hahahahaha

—I feel sorry for Mr. Wen for a second, and I made a mistake in my infatuation [狗头]

—The open cabinet door was slowly closed and locked.

The following three-person cross talk completely brought the warm atmosphere to the sand sculpture.

Rong Yuheng: Are you questioning me?

Wen Zecheng: You still trample on me.

Qiao Tan: Teacher Wen, why are you so unreasonable?

Wen Zecheng: What's wrong with me being unreasonable?

……

JonLi, who had finally faded out of the view of netizens, was pulled out and whipped a dead body after a long absence, and Qiao Tan's dismal exit after he forced himself into "Choose a City" was also frantically screenshotted and made into an emoji package.

[Qiao Tan pouted: I am not worthy.jpg]

After the meal, Rong Yuheng and Ju Ziyi's pas de deux successfully injected fresh energy into the ghost animal area.

Netizens sent congratulatory messages to Ju Ziyi, congratulating her on stepping into the world of comedians...

A day is happily spent in Rong Yuheng blooming flowers, Ju Ziyi learning how to make cakes, Chen Luoxing chasing stars, and choosing a city to play on the swing.

When Wen Zezhen pushed Rong Yuheng on the swing, the setting sun in the distance was slowly sinking.The golden afterglow shrouded the two of them, Rong Yuheng's eyes were curved and bright when he smiled, and Wen Zeleng's expression was softer than ever.

All the fans of Zecheng who watched the video covered their mouths and slapped their thighs in front of the screen, crying silently! !

Mommy - what a beautiful picture! kswlkswl!

However, there are not many cp fans posting comments in the barrage area at this time.All major cp groups are running around telling each other:

Don't post barrage!His mother's father knocked it real, get ready to block the door of the cupboard! ! !

The first episode of "Guests from afar" will be published in two episodes for two days.Today only the video of the first day is played, so the progress bar is nearing completion at this moment.

CP fans waited to finish watching the last few minutes, and then immediately went to Weibo to comment and block the cabinet door.

In the picture, the camera followed up in the bedroom, where four men were standing in front of the bed and allocating beds.Chen Luoxing said while making the bed, "Where do Mr. Wen and Rongrong sleep at night?"

Barrage:

—Sleeping separately, of course.

—Actually, it’s okay for good brothers to sleep together

- They are all men, don't pay attention, don't pay attention...

However, before the fans could close the cabinet door, Wen Zecheng pointed to the position inside and said with a natural expression,

"I'll keep him in there, he doesn't sleep well."

"..." The air suddenly froze.

Immediately, the screen suddenly went black.The progress bar goes to the end.

The whole barrage: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

In the gap between the overwhelming barrage, cp fans saw their frightened face reflected on the pitch-black screen!

The author has something to say: Wen Zecheng & Rong Yuheng: Cubs come to eat sweets!Are you moved?

The CP fans shivered with the cabinet door on their shoulders: dare not move, dare not move...