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Wen Zecheng's forehead was pressed against the door frame, and the sharp edges and corners made his forehead ache a little, stimulating his nerves to maintain a semblance of sanity.

He recalled the scene he just saw on the official blog - the bright stage light was reflected between Rong Yuheng's handsome eyebrows, and his pupils were full of stars.

The latter's rosy and tender lips fit softly on the back of his fair hand, and after being squeezed and deformed, they bounced back to a plump shape.

Flesh and flesh, kissing with wet and loud water stains, ambiguous and seductive.

Although the camera didn't capture it very clearly, Rong Yuheng blew a kiss and instantly revealed the bracelet on Haobai's wrist, which was clearly the one she wore for him.

It's like swearing to the whole world in a concealed and unrestrained manner, using such a bold and enthusiastic gesture to make a tacit confession of love.

Wen Zezheng couldn't take it anymore, the blood rushed to his brain in an instant, and the heart was pounding wildly in the chest cavity, being squeezed, stretched, and squeezed together... as if it was about to explode.

Love and desire surged in it, eager to find an outlet, he couldn't wait for a moment.

……

The scorching breath hit the frosted glass, exhaling a layer of water vapor.Wen Zecheng said,

"Let me in, right now."

"What are you doing?" Rong Yuheng's voice was mixed in the bathroom, and he took a small step back inside.Now the bubbles on his body haven't been rinsed off, it's slippery, "I haven't finished washing yet."

"I know." Wen Zezheng continued to press against the door, "but I just want to come in now."

Rong Yuheng hesitated for two seconds, "...Are you in a hurry?"

There was a moment of silence outside the door, and then the doorknob suffered a heavy blow!

Wen Zecheng gritted his teeth, "I'm not in a hurry to urinate, nothing else."

Rong Yuheng was frightened by the fierce and warm owner, "If you don't drive it, you won't drive it!"

Wen Zecheng calmed down, and coaxed him softly, "I'm not doing anything, let me come in."

"What are you doing here?"

"Come in..." Wen Zezheng swallowed the common lines in the routine of the boss, "Come in and see you."

"..." Rong Yuheng suddenly had a sense of being visited by the prison.

He turned around and went back under the shower to continue rinsing, and put Wen Zezhen on the play first, "You make it clear, if you don't make it clear, you won't be allowed in."

Wen Zezheng paused, and had no choice but to play the emotional card honestly, "I saw a pen-hold shot at the performance, Zai Zai..." He took another breath, "You want to tease me to death, don't you?"

It turned out to be a pen-hold shot!

Rong Yuheng felt a little complacent, alas, no wonder Wen Zezhen was so excited, it seemed that he had touched his spot!

Kekekekeke~

He just washed himself clean at this moment, pulled the bathrobe around his body, and walked towards the door.

After getting dressed, he can kiss and hug his owner.

Rong Yuheng pressed the doorknob with his hand, and as soon as he pressed it down, the bathroom door was pushed open vigorously — bang,

He was startled and quickly took a step back!I saw a tall figure rushing into the door, pressing straight towards him.In the next second, Rong Yuheng was hugged into a big embrace by a strong force.

"Wen Zecheng!" he exclaimed.

Wen Zezhen wrapped his arms tightly into his arms, and his head was buried in Rong Yuheng's shoulder socket.The tall bridge of the nose rubbed against the side of the neck twice, and then all the way up, with a warm breath, his lips sucked away the wet drops of water next to the former's cheek, and then pecked lightly.

Rong Yuheng's whole body was aroused to tremble...

Although he was wearing a bathrobe, he was only wearing a bathrobe!Now he felt that his upper body was imprisoned by Wen Zezhen so that he couldn't move at all, but the air was leaking from his lower body.

Hemp eggs, really chicken jelly!

"Let me go out and put on my clothes before bobo, okay?" Rong Yuheng was gnawed to the point of drooling, struggling to survive in the cracks, discussing with the perpetrator.

"it is good."

Wen Zecheng strangled his waist, lifted him lightly, lifted him off the ground, turned his head and walked towards the bedroom outside the bathroom.

This posture made them fit very closely. Rong Yuheng felt Wen Zeleng's enthusiasm when they made physical contact while walking.

His heart was shaking... Damn, this is too, too fucking enthusiastic!

Wen Zecheng didn't know what shame was, so he put the man on the side of the bed in this posture, and even bent over and arched twice.

Rong Yuheng, "..."

Wen Zecheng looked down at the person, the height difference made it easy for him to see the beautiful scenery under the latter's loose neckline.

His little hamster is milky white and smells really good.

Rong Yuheng saw Wen Zerong's expression, as if he was about to run wild, so he licked his lips and rubbed against the bed.

"Then... go up the mountain?"

As the saying goes, the first time is born, the second time is cooked.He is also a shameless old driver now.

Wen Zezheng didn't answer, but looked around him deeply, and then pressed down directly.

The engine rumbled, and the handbrake was squeezed, and he drove up the mountain.

Rong Yuheng's washing was fragrant and white, but his mind was in a cloud of fog. He only felt that Wen Zecheng's driving skills had improved again, and his teeth were also sharper than before.

His face hurts and his neck hurts.

So Rong Yuheng reciprocated by nibbling on Wen Zerong's ear.

"Hmm," the person above let out a muffled grunt.

Rong Yuheng was triumphant, and even licked her little canine teeth.My teeth are also very sharp.

In the next second, Wen Zezhen let go of the handbrake.

Rong Yuheng was taken aback for a moment, then looked at the former in a daze: ... revenge?

Wen Zecheng pinched his waist and turned the person around, covering him.Rong Yuheng came to his senses, turned around and held him down, "No, no, it will break the skin, it will hurt!"

Wen Zezheng paused, then suddenly laughed in a low voice, "I have a good method that doesn't break the skin, do you want to try it?"

"...?"

A few minutes later, the milky white hamster crawled all over the bed in fright,

"This is not Qiuming Mountain, I have never seen such a scenery!"

Wen Zecheng hurriedly caught him back, coaxing and persuading him, "This is Qiuming Mountain, the back mountain of Qiuming Mountain that you have never been to... It's even better than the scenery on the top of the mountain, fascinating..."

Rong Yuheng was about to punch and kick - the road was too steep, he was afraid he couldn't do it!

Wen Zecheng continued to coax him, "Look, I didn't lie to you when I said that the scenery on the top of the mountain is good, didn't I? Doubled the happiness and it really doubled, right? Believe me this time too, the people from the back mountain The scenery is really beautiful."

Rong Yuheng whimpered and pushed his hand away, "Then the fuck is my back mountain..."

Wen Zecheng's tone was soft, "Wouldn't that look better? My cub is top-notch no matter what."

When Rong Yuheng's refusal stopped, she was slightly persuaded.

Moreover, Wen Zecheng was very good at blowing rainbows, which made him feel comfortable.

"Then...then try? But I can ask to get off at any time."

"Of course, of course..." Wen Zecheng put on an expression of "you have the final say", and began to test lightly on the road leading to the back mountain...

It was alright at the beginning, Wen Zecheng was very gentle and polite, and asked him as he walked in, "How is it, the road is not too steep, is it?"

Rong Yuheng hummed, "It's okay."

But in the middle of the journey, he felt uncomfortable.As the road went deeper, it became narrower. He pushed Wen Zereng, "I think it's almost here, right?"

Wen Zecheng's sweat was about to come down, he was already driving very slowly, and he was afraid that Zai Zai would get motion sickness.

"Persistence is victory, shall we go further?"

Rong Yuheng actually heard a hint of inspiration from it!It's outrageous.

He was about to correct Wen Zecheng's wording, when he suddenly felt a drop of sweat fall on his shoulder, and the temperature was so hot that he couldn't help shivering.

... It seems that Wen Zecheng is also feeling very uncomfortable.

After realizing this, Rong Yuheng shamefully softened his heart.They were all former drivers, and he could understand that feeling. Although he was a little scared, he really couldn't bear to just drive Wen Zecheng down the mountain like this.

Rong Yuheng adjusted his posture slightly, and sent Wen Zerong a farewell.

The breathing of the person behind stagnated, and then suddenly increased!

He couldn't control the speed of the car, and suddenly raised it to eighty miles, Rong Yuheng almost didn't jump up,

"Hiss—!" He dodged to the side, but was dragged back by his arms.

Wen Zecheng's strength was very gentle, but he could not escape.

Rong Yuheng struggled twice but couldn't break free, biting the pillow again whimpering and returned to the mountain road.

The two of them had been walking slowly on the road for an unknown amount of time, when Wen Zeleng suddenly found a beautiful place.He brought Rong Yuheng there, and the latter trembled violently almost instantly!

Wen Zecheng's eyes lit up, it turned out to be here.

"Cub, here?"

Rong Yuheng was shocked!His face was burning red, and he was shivering while hugging the small pillow—no, no one told him that there is such a view in the back mountain!

Seeing him like that, Wen Ze knew that he liked it.Immediately, he worked harder, bit by bit, to open this beautiful scroll... The beautiful scenery more beautiful than the top of Qiuming Mountain was finally slowly revealed in front of the two of them.

The sweet spring water nourishes the gully, and the ground under the feet is soaked in spring water, very soft.

Wen Zecheng buried himself in the hamster's fur and took a deep breath, then rushed up.

Rong Yuheng felt it, he instinctively wanted to jump forward, but he forcibly held back, staying where he was without resistance.

Because it was Wen Zecheng.

Sweat dripped from Rong Yuheng's forehead and landed on the pillow, forming circles of dark water marks.All the small actions of Wen Zecheng in the past suddenly appeared in his mind very clearly at this moment——

Every seemingly random date, every script that matches the performance, every carefully choreographed excuse... There are traces of Wen Zezhen's intentional fabrication everywhere.

He should have noticed it earlier.

There is no one in this world who is bored enough to spend a lot of time with you. Those so-called co-productions, coincidences, and intersections are just that one person "deliberately" and willingly.

The moment Wen Zerong broke in, Rong Yuheng cried.It's not because of pain, he just has a brewing emotion inside.

Wen Zecheng was still too gentle, which made him feel loved.

He was willing to give it, because Wen Zecheng was so worth it.

……

Wen Zecheng cultivated the back mountain for a while, and gradually increased the speed of the car.

He falls fast now.

But Rong Yuheng gradually couldn't stand it anymore.He lay prone on the quilt, listening to the rumble of the engine, the engine was vibrating at a high frequency, and his legs and feet were numb.

He gradually shrank back, with tears in his eyes, "Do you want to end it soon?"

Wen Zecheng paused, then picked him up and put him back in the driver's seat, "It's still early baby."

Rong Yuheng snorted, feeling like tears were about to fall.Calling him "Baby" is useless, his brother is right, these are all men's rhetoric!

He also said that the skin is not broken, but the skin is not worn out, but this kind of extreme happiness and pain is mixed together, which makes people collapse.

"I really don't need it, um, it's almost enough...?"

"There is still a wider beauty ahead, come and come..."

"Shut up! Woohoo..."

"Okay, I won't say anything." Wen Zecheng really didn't say anything, and just continued to do important things in a silent voice.

After a while, Rong regretted the big thing, and he cried again, "How about we...uh, or...continue to chat for a while?"

Wen Zecheng patted him with a "slap", it didn't hurt, but it caused a stronger irritation.

Rong Yuheng was completely limp and turned into a ball of hamster cake, which was still watery.He lay down on his stomach and whimpered and cried, his small mouth not forgetting to blare his condemnation between howling.

"..."

Wen Zezhen couldn't stand listening to it anymore, his little boy was pretty good at beating him up, but he kept every old debt on record.

"Remember when I asked you for a reward?" Wen Zecheng leaned into his ear and said, "What did you give me then?"

How could Rong Yuheng have the time to recall these now, he sobbed, "What...?"

Wen Zecheng, "Crack, crack, crack, crack."

Rong Yuheng, "..." Woohoo.

Wen Zecheng pinched him again, "Is the chicken jelly still available?"

Rong Yuheng, "..." Woooooooooo! ! !

Wen Zezheng continued to dig through the old accounts, and Rong Yuheng's crying became louder every time he found a sum.He simply suspected that there was a cloud note in Wen Zecheng's mind, which could be recalled at any time.

At the end of the page, Rong Yuheng cried until his snot bubbles were about to pop out. He was picked up countless times by Wen Zerong, and then fell down limply.

Rong Yuheng burped loudly, "Don't mention it, don't mention it..."

"Don't mention what?"

"Old debts, and waist... don't mention it..."

"Okay." Wen Zecheng said and didn't move.

Rong Yuheng cried for a while: ... his gentle master is finally dying?

Before he had time to smile through his tears, Wen Zerong covered his hand, the scorching palm made him tremble, and a bad premonition emerged in his heart.

"Then get up by yourself."

Rong Yuheng's eyes widened in disbelief—get up by yourself! ?

He wiped the sheets with tears and snot, looking aggrieved, "How do I get up...?"

Wen Zecheng supported him, pinched him lightly, and said in a persuasive manner, "Be taller, you know how to do it?"

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: Woooooo...

Ps. Afraid of being shut down, I tried my best, and I lost the manuscript and recoded it [foaming at the mouth]

Please also go up the mountain in a low-key manner, and watch the scenery quietly... Try to keep the calm in the comment area... as if nothing happened