After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

Looking at the person in front of him, a trip to fight a boss in a dungeon that Huayou will never forget in his life gradually became clear in his mind...

At that time, it was not long before it was launched, and the first bus was very difficult to grab. Whether the network is good enough, whether the hand speed is fast enough, and whether the mobile phone is sensitive are the key factors for whether you can squeeze on the bus.Finally squeezed into the car, checked the dungeon strategy early, and replaced the family's best set of explosive damage and damage for the dungeon. The daughter and the other two output are ready to win the top three output.

As a result, just as soon as he got up to pour a glass of water, he looked back at the game interface and found that his Miss Huaniao had thrown herself into the street inexplicably, and the culprit was Shuten Douji who had been confused twice in a short period of time My lord, at this moment in a state of confusion, he is pointing his sinful gun at his ugly daughter again.

Not long after it started, ghosts and wolves were howling in the team channel, and most of the reasons for everyone's collapse came from a certain ghost king.What's like 'My Jiu Tun loves to hear that chaos hits my own people', what 'My pin girl Jiu Tun and Jing Ji Taohua are dead together', what 'If you don't make a mess, you still don't know how powerful I am the majestic ghost king' and so on.

Although Hua Niao was very heartbroken, she just backed out after being stunned for a moment, and then entered the dungeon after the cooling time was enough.

That time when he met the devil, he naturally missed the top three in output, and he didn't even make it to the top fifty, but Hua Niao was more open-minded. This was the first time, and there will always be times when he can grab the top few. .

Soon, Hua Niao realized that she was wrong, and it was absurdly wrong.

After being beaten to death by Jiu Tun for the nth time, Hua Niao began to doubt her life.Is he too memorized or something, even if he is confused, there is still a certain chance that he can attack the opponent with a normal attack?Why is it so coincidental and messed up that he is the first one to piss off his family every time, and every time it is his Miss Huaniao?Also, when there is no chaos, it takes a long time to pile up madness, why is it full of madness when you return to your body when you are chaotic and beat your own family?Shuten, you are afraid that you were born for chaos, right?

Looking at the team channel again, a bunch of emoticons about the King of Ghosts have begun to swipe the screen, the channel is filled with all kinds of accusations against Jiu Tun, a string of tearful complaints with the addition of emoticons makes the atmosphere in the channel extraordinarily bleak Miserable.

After that time, Hua Niao experimented a few more times in disbelief, such as fighting with Jiu Tun and forming a barrier with Jiu Tun. Tun's resistance has been piled up very high, and nine times out of ten he will be confused. Nine out of ten times after being confused, he beats his own people, and beats his Miss Huaniao every time in the nine times!

Miss Hua Niao's natal Hua Niao couldn't bear it anymore. Since then, Jiu Tun-douji, the shikigami, has been thrown into the cold palace by him. He thinks that he and Jiu Tun-douji should be incompatible. It's all if you can meet in reality, you must hit him with a full face and avenge his little sister Huaniao.

The memories were over, and when Hua Ling came to his senses, he had already pulled a fluffy thing beside him and threw it away. When he came back to his senses, he saw that it was one of the four flying birds that had been following him all the time. one.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I reacted instinctively." Seeing the trembling of the other birds, Hua Niao was a little embarrassed. There was nothing around him, so she subconsciously grabbed the one closest to him and threw it over without looking at the specifics. What……

However, after throwing away the things, Hua Niao realized a problem. According to the common sense, he should still be a first-level novice, right?And the one on the opposite side looks like a full-level big boss!

[120, what rank am I now, can I beat this one? ] Hua Niao silently asked the system in her heart.

[The initial level of the player is level 1. Considering that the player is easy to get used to it, the system specially gives the player a set of top-level souls. 】

[What imperial soul? 】

[Succubus. 】

Hua Niao's eyes widened when she heard the words, what a scam!Even if you give me a set of Jizo, it is better than Charming Monster!

【What I just did was not an attack, right? 】Hua Niao asked as if deceiving herself.

[After testing, it belongs to the attack range. 】

After getting the answer, Hua Yao felt a little desperate. Now he only hoped that the resistance of a certain ghost king on the opposite side would be a little higher than in the game. The ghost king who was not confused should be easier to talk... right?

Jiu Tun didn't expect that the sealed guy would attack him as soon as he was released, but are you sure he wasn't joking?And this thing that was thrown over, looking at the little bird in his palm, Jiu Tun raised his eyebrows, is this the strength that can compete with him?Is this contempt for him?

Thinking of this, Jiu Tun's complexion suddenly turned pale, and the hand holding Asuka gradually tightened.

The bird held by Jiu Tun was full of despair, but it obviously did not forget its mission. Even though it had been frightened by the aura of a certain ghost king, it did not sit still, but stuck out its beak tremblingly, carefully The other party pecked...

Jiu Tun: "..."

Hua Niao: "..."

The attack just now shouldn't even break the opponent's defense, right?Although he didn't want the other party to be confused, but he didn't expect this kind of situation. Why is there a feeling of embarrassment for no reason!

Hua Niao resisted the urge to cover her face, although she understood very well, but don't make it so obvious, hey!

Before Hua Niao finished complaining, Jiu Tun, who was opposite, looked at Hua Niao's eyes obviously became wrong.

"No...isn't it?" Hua Yan swallowed, looking at Jiu Tun, who was on the opposite side with a chaos icon on the top of his head, crying without tears, "Can this be messed up?"

However, according to his past experience, Jiuten is most likely to fight people on the same team as him after being confused. He should be regarded as Jiuten's enemy now. Does that mean that he is now safe?

[Please note that Shuten-douji currently has no teammate. 】

[Nani?What do you mean? 】

[It means that at present, you, the player, have the highest hatred value and the largest target, so please be more careful. 】

No way!Hua Ling is ready to run away: [Is there still time for me to run away? 】

[Come...] As soon as the system opened its mouth, Jiu Tun, who had been standing still, made a sudden move and arrived in front of Hua Niao in a split second. He casually threw the bird in his hand, and before Hua Niao could react, At that moment, he grabbed his neck with his hand, and with a force, he threw Hua Niao to the ground.

[...It's too late. 】

"Already... I know..." With both hands, Jiu Tun's hand was pinched around his neck, Hua Niao said with difficulty, "I... sure enough... I had a conflict with this guy..."

Seeing that she was about to be passively beaten, Hua Niao couldn't help but lament in her heart. Now that she was facing Jiu Tun, it was like a Xiaomengxin with a set of whiteboard equipment in Xinshoucun was facing a full-level boss in a full-level gold suit. Xiaobai, who has no output skills and no points, encounters a wild boss with max blood volume and output max skills, a newborn kitten confronts an adult Siberian tiger...

What kind of experience I participated in was full of twists and turns. I was finally released and now I feel like I can return to the real world in the next second. When I came here, I was raped by a ghost king who always loved his sister Huaniao before. The miserable player must be him, right?

The hand on the neck was tightened more and more, the air that could be inhaled became less and less, and Hua Niao's consciousness became more and more blurred.That's okay, hurry up and let him go back, anyway, he didn't really want to participate in this damn experience at first...

In the haze, Hua Niao always felt that the face of the person pressing above him seemed to be getting closer and closer to him, choking his neck as soon as possible, did he still want to come over and see his misery up close?This is too bad fun, right?

Hua Niao was thinking about something in a mess, but she didn't notice that Jiu Tun, who was above him, stared at his face carefully for a while, and then his gaze was fixed on his plump lips.For some reason, Jiu Tun felt that those lips seemed to be inexplicably attractive to him. The other party's small mouth was slightly opened due to difficulty in breathing, and a red tongue was exposed inside. Make a silent invitation.

He wants to kiss this man.

Then, Master Ghost King, who has always been particular about doing things as he pleases, also followed his own heart to do so.

There was a strange touch on his lips, which forcibly pulled back Hua Niao's thoughts of going to outer space. The strength on his neck was weakening, and the long-term lack of oxygen made him want to take a deep breath. Just breathing through his nose was no longer enough. The current state, but his mouth was blocked by something so that he could not take any further actions.

what's the situation?The lack of oxygen made his eyes pop like stars, and his mind was also buzzing. It seemed that something had been stuffed into his mouth, and that thing was still moving, darting back and forth in his mouth, which was extremely annoying.

The little monsters around who wished to minimize their sense of existence were also shocked by what happened in this flash.

When the sealed monster first appeared, they were looking forward to it, but the other party did not disappoint them. They even launched an attack on Dajiangshan Ghost King as soon as it appeared. Although the attack was quickly blocked, and the attack force seemed to be Not that strong either...

But anyway, the ghost king's attention was taken away by the other party. Does that mean that they can take this opportunity to sneak away without being discovered?But soon before they had time to leave, they were confused by the scene in front of them. Why did the Lord Ghost King push down the monster after being attacked?Why did Lord Ghost King look strange when he looked at that monster?Why did Lord Ghost King put his mouth on that monster's mouth?Could it be that Lord Ghost King actually took a fancy to this monster?

The little monsters couldn't help but mess up in the wind.

The author has something to say:

Gageng at eight o'clock in the evening

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Thank you little angels for mines and grenades, love you guys so much!

——Thanks to the little angels for their irrigation, Bixinxin! ——