After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

Hua Niao is using his severely hypoxic brain to try to analyze the situation he is facing now.

He, a steel straight man who has never been in a serious relationship, even if he thinks about girls every time he resolves his physiological reactions, was actually kissed by a man of the same gender today?

Now it doesn't matter who the other party is, the important thing is that he is being pressed on the ground and kissed by the other party, and the other party's tongue is still flitting back and forth in his mouth shamelessly!

Don't push yourself too hard, hey!Hua Niao tried to express his dissatisfaction with his eyes, but a certain ghost king was kissing happily and didn't pay attention to his little eyes at all.Reluctantly, he had no choice but to use another method to continuously push and push the man who was pressing on him with the unrestrained hand, but because of the lack of oxygen before, his pushing and refusing movements became a little weak. It didn't seem like he was refusing but It's like being coquettish.

The hot big hands caressed his waist with irresistible force, and then slowly moved down. The next second, Hua Niao felt that the already short skirt was forcibly lifted off, and her legs were also firmly stuffed. into a leg...

Could it be that he was lucky enough to save his life today but would lose his virginity?

joke!He doesn't want to have something unspeakable happen to the person he hates in this kind of place, the point is that the other party is still a guy that he has and the other party has!

Seeing that the defensive line below was about to fall, Hua Niao made a forceful move on his mouth and directly bit the opponent's tongue fiercely.

"Hiss!" The ghost king who was bitten mercilessly finally pulled his tongue out of Hua Niao's mouth, and the sticking out tongue pulled out a bloody red thread, making the whole picture warm// / Get confused.

After a moment of bewilderment, Jiu Tun also recovered from the confusion, reached out to wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, and looked up at Hua Niao with eyes full of inquiry.

"What did you do to my uncle?"

"Ouch! Cough, cough, cough!" Hua Niao, who was in a state of physical disgust after being kissed by a man, unable to brush his teeth and rinse his mouth, could only kneel on the ground and clack his throat, almost couldn't recite the words. What does Tun do?What else could he do with Shuten?Shouldn't it be that he was swallowed by alcohol and did something?

Who else can explain to him why Jiu Tun's first reaction after being confused is to kiss him forcibly, hey!What a strange setting this is!

Although he hated it in his heart, he couldn't explain why. After all, he was the one who attacked first. He just asked the system, and the system just said that there was no problem with Yuhun.But no one has a problem, so could it be him who has a problem!

Uncle Shuten, who was waiting for an explanation, didn't wait for the other party's answer, but instead received a few slashes from the person opposite. Seeing that person looking at him with an angry expression on his delicate face, Jiuten's heart was moved again.

Hua Niao, who thinks her eyes are very intimidating, naturally doesn't know what she looks like in Jiu Tun's eyes at this time. Her misty eyes, slightly red corners of her eyes, moist and slightly swollen lips from being kissed, and her matching With a shy expression on his face, his whole body seemed to be exuding the breath of 'hurry up and bully me again'.

So Uncle Shuten kissed him again.

"!!!" After being kissed forcibly again, Hua Niao passed out due to exhaustion and shortness of breath after struggling hard to no avail.

Before she fainted, Hua Yao was still thinking in a daze, his Asuka had just pecked at the wine once, could it be that this Charming Monster also has a second-stage attack trigger effect?

In a sober state, he savored the delicious Shuten in his bosom once more, and when he let go of Hua Niao contentedly, he realized that the other party had fainted at some point.Jiu Tun frowned and carefully looked at the person in his arms, his pale face after coma, his slender and graceful neck, his thin and small figure...

"It's too weak." Uncle Shuten smacked his lips. He thought he was an opponent who could fight, but the attack was disorderly, and the strength was pitifully weak, but it accidentally aroused his anger in another way interest.

Thinking of his previous behavior that was out of his control, and the way the other party didn't say anything when he questioned him afterwards, he seems to be a person with secrets.But he doesn't care about secrets or anything, the most important thing is that this person makes him feel interesting, and it is enough to add some interest to his boring life.

Besides, this little guy's taste is unexpectedly good, and he is not timid, which suits his taste very well.

The tongue that was bitten by the other party was still aching, Jiu Tun smiled, staring at the other party's lips with an unsatisfactory expression, if such an interesting little guy is brought back and kept by his side, maybe he won't feel bored for a while up.

After making up his mind, Jiu Tun put Hua Niao on his shoulders, and by the way, he grabbed the four little birds beside him and threw them into the wine gourd behind him, taking them away together.

A long time after Shuten-douji left, all the little monsters who were kneeling on the ground raised their heads cautiously, all showing the expressions of the rest of their lives after a catastrophe.

They haven't realized until now that they actually survived after confronting the legendary cruel ghost king!This is something you can show off for a lifetime!

But it is largely due to the sealed monster...

"I... let me just say that monster is very powerful!" The one-eyed monster who was incontinent after being frightened by Jiu Tun's aura still tried to save his lost face, "Even the ghost king of Dajiang Mountain bowed down under her skirt, I don't think it will be long You will be favored and become the ghost queen of Dajiang Mountain!"

The little monsters looked at the one-eyed monster with a bit of disdain. After what happened just now, how could they not know that what the other party told them before was all baseless bragging, and the scroll was probably picked up from nowhere.Although he would no longer believe the words of the one-eyed monster, everyone felt an inexplicable sense of agreement with the other party's last sentence.

Regardless of strength, that sealed monster is really beautiful!But is the chest too flat?

The little monsters who only dared to sneak a few glances during the whole process did not notice at all that the person being discussed was a man at all. Where did the chest come from? So when the monsters learned that the partner of the Dajiangshan Ghost King was actually a man, all the monsters Surprised, this is all a later story.

I don't mention it here, but when Jiu Tun brought Hua Niao back to his own territory, almost all the monsters present at that time saw his Lord Ghost King carry a woman into the dormitory.

Jiu Tun didn't intend to hide it, and when he went back, he let his subordinates look at him openly, but because he was carrying Hua Niao, and Hua Niao was wearing women's clothing, and he had long black hair. To be honest, none of the monsters ever doubted Hua Niao's gender.

"Lord Ghost King snatched a human woman back?" A young general under Jiu Tun poked the demon general next to him with his arm and whispered, "Didn't Lord Ghost King always have no interest in humans before?"

"Yes, Lord Ghost King has always said that human beings are too weak to make him interested." The demon general who was called was also shocked. You must know that they have not offered human beings to Jiu Tunjin before, men and women Yes, old and young, everything you need, but the other party has always been lacking interest in it. After a few times, no one used this method to curry favor with Jiu Tun. I didn't expect to catch one by myself this time!

"It seems that the person from before fell into the eyes of Lord Ghost King," another monster came over and said with a smile, "Although this one didn't see the face, but look at that ass, how upturned it is!"

"Are you stupid? Although the one brought back by the Ghost King looks no different from a human being, is the monster aura emanating from it for you to eat?" Another monster general who has been silent all this time couldn't help but said unceremoniously. , "Although it's covered up by Lord Ghost King's demonic aura, it doesn't look like a little monster."

"Lord Ghost King actually brought back a big monster?" The first general who spoke was full of pride, "As expected of Lord Ghost King, if you really don't make a move, it's astonishing!"

"But I've never heard of any big monsters appearing near Dajiang Mountain..." The monster who saw the difference between Hua Niao thought about it carefully and to no avail. In the praise of swallowing strength.

No matter what, my Lord Ghost King really brought back a big monster, and it seems that he still wants to treat him as Mrs. Yazhai?

When Jiu Tun brought Hua Niao back, he didn't deliberately avoid it. The monsters who saw this scene also gave full play to their gossip skills and spread the news thoroughly.One spread ten, ten spread hundreds, and soon the news changed from 'Master Ghost King brought a woman back' to 'Master Ghost King brought a wife back' to 'Master Ghost King is going to marry a woman soon ' finally turned into 'Master Ghost King and Lord Ghost Empress are in love with each other, even a child is about to be born'...

In just one day, all the monsters up and down Dajiang Mountain knew the news, and all the monsters jumped up and down for joy. They were about to have a hostess and a young master in Dajiang Mountain!

So, Ibaraki, who went out to look for his best friend, was stunned by such news as soon as he came back.

Who will tell him what happened during his absence?

The author has something to say:

——Thank you little angels for mine!Love you guys so much!Chirp~——

——Thank you little angels for your irrigation~ Let the irrigation be more intense! ——