After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

Hua Niao is lying on the branch of an old tree and peeling oranges.

That's right, just when he had adjusted his mentality and prepared to start his first journey, he was informed by the system that this space is currently sealed, and only outsiders can open it!

It turns out that his settings are similar to those of The Devil in a Bottle and Aladdin's Magic Lamp!This is the cheating!

Huayou has a look on his face that you're fucking kidding me. It's up to other people to decide whether he can go out with his feelings?He didn't remember that the flower and bird scroll in Onmyoji had this restriction!

Seeing that there was something wrong with Huayou's complexion, the system quickly added: [After the seal is opened, players can freely enter and exit this space. 】

"That's not the point." Hua Yao said vaguely while stuffing an orange into his mouth, "If the seal is not released, am I going to stay here forever? What about the trip you agreed to? I think your system is a scam, It will be fine to cheat players to play."

I don't know whether it's a mistake or something, but I chose to keep silent.

"Also, don't talk about anything else, I've been here and I've been really hungry, and oranges can't solve the problem at all." Hua Niao started to peel the remaining orange as he spoke, he didn't eat much last night , I got up in the morning and walked for a while, and now I am almost starving, "Can you give me something to fill my stomach?"

As soon as he finished speaking, two more balls fell down. When he lowered his head, he saw two big white steamed buns landed firmly on his chest.

Hua Niao twitched the corner of her mouth, why does the food that is obviously normal feel changed after being put in by the system...

"I feel like the system, you are very dissatisfied with my pectoral muscles." Hua Yan picked up the steamed bun and stuffed it into a mouthful. People are like iron rice and steel, and only when their stomachs are full can they have the strength to argue with the system.

[Our duty is to fulfill the player's request with all our might. 】The voice of the system is just and honest, if a person who has never been tricked can't say it, he will believe it, 【Of course, except for requirements that violate the rules of the main system. 】

"Hehehe." Hua Ling sneered again at the system's statement, and then asked with a complicated expression as if thinking of something, "I said, you won't really report the fact that I want to become a woman, will you?"

[…] The system was strangely silent.

"Withdraw it for me!" Immediately, he couldn't care less about eating the steamed buns, and Hua Niao began to howl into the air again. He could guarantee that if the system had an entity, it would be picked up and beaten by him.

At this time, outside the space where Hua Niao was, a one-eyed monster with a happy face was holding a scroll-shaped object and bragging to the surrounding monsters.

"Look! This is something I snatched from an onmyoji!" The one-eyed monster waved the scroll in front of the little monsters, and said triumphantly, "Look at this monster energy! Can you feel it? It is said that this There is a monster sealed inside that can make even the ghost kings on the great river and mountains frightened!"

"Oh!!!" The little monsters were already intimidated by the demonic aura emanating from the scroll, but they became even more frightened when they heard the one-eyed monster say this.

Although they haven't seen the ghost king, they heard that he is a very cruel guy. He not only eats human flesh and drinks human blood, but even some monsters are not spared.And his subordinates are also extremely cruel, especially the guy named Ibaraki Doji who often searches for 'food' that suits his taste for the Ghost King nearby.Recently, there are more rumors that there are frequent disappearances of monsters near Dajiang Mountain. For a while, the rumors are everywhere, and everyone is in danger. The little monsters are usually huddled in their lairs and dare not go out.

This time I also heard that the one-eyed monster got a baby, so they all came out to watch cautiously. At this time, when the other party said this, a monster suggested: "Since the monster here is so powerful, why don't we let him out and let him and the other party talk?" Wouldn't it be great if the ghost king had a showdown?"

The other little monsters also felt reasonable when they heard the words, and couldn't help echoing them one by one.

But the one-eyed monster became a little hesitant when he heard this. He just happened to meet a dying onmyoji and got this scroll by accident. Made up words like 'there is a monster inside that can scare even the ghost king of Dajiangshan'.

Originally, I just wanted to brag in front of all the little monsters, but unexpectedly, I shot myself in the foot with a stone. God knows that he can't even break the upper layer of seal, let alone free the monsters inside. .Now the little monsters around him are all expecting him to make a move, but they don't know how to deal with it.

"This..." The one-eyed monster turned its eyes and suddenly had an idea, "It's not that I don't want to let go, but if the monster inside is more cruel than that ghost king, then we will all be miserable?"

The little monsters around felt reasonable when they heard it, and were disappointed that they were also a little thankful that the one-eyed monster didn't open the seal rashly, otherwise they would all suffer if they released a more ferocious monster?

Seeing that the little monsters did not pursue the matter anymore, the one-eyed monster breathed a sigh of relief. He secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead, then turned around and prepared to hide the scroll in his lair, and then find a time to replace it with something useful to him. s things.

"Ah!"

Just as the one-eyed monster and the other little monsters were about to disperse, a burst of laughter suddenly sounded. The little monsters were terrified and looked up in the direction of the sound.

I saw a person lying on the branch above their heads, lazily pillowed on a huge wine gourd, with red hair flaunting freely, with a casual smile on the corner of his mouth, he was looking at them with great interest. It looks like it's been here for a while.Before, he restrained his breath so that none of them noticed, but now the aura he exuded deliberately made all the monsters present couldn't help but want to kneel down in front of him.

"Red hair, and that wine gourd...it's...it's the ghost king on Dajiang Mountain..." A little monster trembled with fright after glancing at it. It is also unique and quite famous in this area, so even if you haven't seen it with just one glance, you can recognize the identity of the other party.

Hearing what he said, the monsters around were all pale with fright, trembling like chaff, huddling their bodies tightly, clenching their teeth and trying to reduce their sense of existence without making a sound, fearing that they would accidentally cause trouble. The attention of a certain ghost king became his meal in the next second.

"Over there, come here." The man on the tree pointed at the one-eyed monster and said, "Repeat what you just said to me."

"Huh? Me?" Originally, when this mighty monster appeared, the one-eyed monster cleverly hid at the back of the monsters. He wanted to find an opportunity to sneak away, but after hearing that the other party was the ghost queen, although he was afraid, he was even more scared. It was his determination to run away quickly.However, what he didn't expect was that he had tried so hard to hide, but he was still pulled out by the other party.

"Ghost...Master Ghost King...I...I..." Realizing that what I said might have caused the other party's dissatisfaction, so the other party picked him out alone, and the one-eyed monster was so frightened that he couldn't speak properly. , with his legs trembling tremblingly, the man in the tree glanced down and frightened him into incontinence!

"Tsk!" His overly sensitive sense of smell made him notice the condition of the one-eyed monster right away, and immediately his complexion became a little bad, and the atmosphere around him became even more gloomy, and even a few little monsters fainted from fright on the spot.

Shuten-douji was actually very helpless, he just found a place to sleep in order to hide from Ibaraki-douji, but he was woken up by the chirping discussions of a group of little monsters in the middle of his sleep. Heard some interesting things!

He really wants to see a monster that can make him frightened.

However, all the little monsters below were scared out of their wits, and none of them dared to move. The one-eyed monster who caused the crime was paralyzed on the ground, crying with snot and tears, and said "Master Ghost King, don't eat me", but even That's why he didn't let go of the scroll in his hand, clinging tightly to it as if it was his last life-saving straw.

In desperation, Jiu Tun had no choice but to jump down from the tree, walked up to the one-eyed monster and pulled out the scroll from his hand.

"It's interesting." Jiu Tun looked at the layers of seals on the scroll, narrowed his eyes slightly, and stretched out his hand to tear off all the seals that made the one-eyed monster embarrassing.

In the space, Hua Niao, who ate two oranges and two steamed buns in one go, was paralyzed on the tree, hiccupping, and fighting for the bottom line with the system.

"It's okay not to give me men's clothes, but give me a pair of men's underwear, okay?" Hua Yan said while pulling on the panties under her skirt, "Are these things men can wear? Where do you want me to take my little brother?" Put it on? Cross your waist?"

[Non-specific world, Shikigami costumes cannot be replaced. 】

"Just don't give me a pair of underwear? It's very uncomfortable for me to wear this!" Hua Yan pulled the edge of the panties with one hand, as if he was going to tear them off in the next second, "Is your system still human? If I Who can I ask to settle the account if the development and normal function are affected?"

[After testing, men's underwear will change the player's current appearance, so the request will not be passed. 】The system is still in a state of reluctance, 【After the system's judgment, the underwear on your player will not have any impact on your physiology. If the player still feels uncomfortable, you can choose not to wear it. 】

"Thank you for your suggestion..." Seemingly having figured out the pissing nature of the system, Hua Yan couldn't help but complain, "It's really bad tempered for a player to be so honest and frustrating for you. Good enough."

[Ding, the seal has been opened, please pay attention...]

Before the sound of the system in the ear ended, he felt a suction force coming from above, and after a burst of dizziness, the scenery in front of him had changed when he opened his eyes.

"Oh? Are you the monster who can compete with this uncle?"

As soon as he turned his head, a head of wanton red hair came into view first, followed by the very caring wine gourd, and finally he raised his eyes to see the slightly unbeatable face of the person in front of him.

Almost subconsciously, Hua Niao expressionlessly picked up the nearest object and threw it at it.

The author has something to say:

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Hua Niao: When I go out, I can wear whatever I want!

System: I regret to tell the players that in a non-specific world, any clothes will become Shikigami's original clothes after wearing them.

Hua Niao: With this ability, why not make some other more meaningful improvements!

An Onmyoji shikigami system is dedicated to digging holes for experienced players in all aspects√

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Thanks little angels for mines and grenades, hold it high!

Thank you little angels for your irrigation -3- love you!