After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

Hua Niao, who wanted to blow up the dog's head of the system, soon found that his idea was unrealistic, because the system had no entity at all, and there was no head for him to blow up.

Fortunately, after venting, and after a series of appeasement by the system, Hua Niao has calmed down a little bit. Anyone who suddenly experiences a bizarre experience like his now will have some abnormal reactions, right?Although he wanted to get off the hook and did some secondary behaviors, but he thought that this system attached to him would not have the opportunity to tell others about him.

After some self-comfort in her heart, Hua Ling decided to take the initiative to attack first, and have a good chat with the guy named '120' who suddenly appeared in her mind about this ghost experience.

"What did I say, 120?" Hua Yan resisted the urge to complain about this number, as if calling an ambulance, and asked, "Please explain to me exactly where this place is and why I showed up." Here, what the hell is going on with that experience?"

After being asked a series of questions by Hua Niao, the system did not appear to be flustered at all. Instead, it explained to the other party slowly and carefully: [Player, the space you are in now is the exclusive space for Flower and Bird Scroll. After you were selected last night, you will After signing the contract with the main system, it was sent here...]

Before 120 could finish explaining, Hua Niao interrupted him, "You said I signed a contract with the main system? Why didn't I remember this? Did you get me here with my consent?" Hua Niao A little displeased, but thinking of the flower and bird scroll, I feel a little inexplicably excited. The words are mixed with the atmosphere of the system and the shyness about seeing the flower and bird scroll. In the exclusive space of Flower and Bird Scroll, what about Miss Flower and Bird?"

[We have indeed obtained your consent. 】As soon as the system finished speaking, a light screen appeared in front of Hua Niao, which showed him who fell asleep in the dormitory last night.

None of his roommates came back last night, and the small room became quieter after he fell asleep, so when the mechanical sound that sounded very similar to 120 but seemed much colder, it was particularly obvious.

'Congratulations to the player for getting the opportunity to experience the Onmyoji Shikigami system. May I ask if you agree to the following rules and complete the system binding...'

The voice in the picture ding ding dong dong said a series of rules, but Hua Niao just frowned and muttered, turned over and didn't want to pay attention to the voice at all.But this voice clearly carried out the spirit of perseverance, tirelessly playing the phrase "do you agree with the following rules" in Huayou's ear over and over again.In the end, Hua Niao, who was so annoyed, lifted the quilt violently, and with his eyes still closed, he could see that he was still half asleep, and it was only because he was harassed that he couldn't sleep well that he instinctively shouted: "I agree, I agree, Go, go, go!"

The mechanical sound finally stopped, and Hua Niao turned over and fell into a deep sleep as she wished.

Hua Ling outside the screen was silent. It turned out that when he was sleeping last night, he dreamed of a group of mechanical flies buzzing around him.

【As you can see, we do have your consent. 】

"Hehe." Hua Niao, who was severely deprived of sleep, really didn't have the energy to argue with the system, so she could only express her attitude with a sneer.

[As for the flower and bird rolls,] the system finally mentioned the question that Hua Niao was most interested in, [Players, please take a look. 】

The light screen in front of Hua Niao was replaced by a smooth mirror, Hua Niao looked up, and saw the 'girl' in the mirror with black hair like a waterfall, her expression seemed a little tired, the 'girl''s face was a little pale, with a weary expression, The lips that should have been full were tightly pressed together, as if expressing the master's dissatisfaction.

Looking further down, the 'girl' is wearing clothes similar to those in the game when the flower and bird scroll is not awakened. The difference is that the chest of the flower and bird scroll in the game must be Dcup, but the chest of the person in the mirror is flat, Hua You can guarantee that lying on the ground and stacking ten bowls on top will not shake.

[Excuse me, are you satisfied with the player? 】

Hearing this, Hua Niao tilted her head, and the 'girl' in the mirror also tilted her head. Looking at the person in the mirror, an ominous premonition arose from the bottom of her heart.

"I didn't ask just now, what's the matter with this dress? Huh?" Hua Niao pointed to the person in the mirror, and the person in the mirror also made the same movement, "You don't mean to say, I'm Is it the flower and bird roll?"

[That's right. 】The voice of the system is still extremely calm,【The main feature of this system is to allow players to transform into their favorite shikigami, and experience the feeling of being transformed into a shikigami in different worlds.After testing, player, your favorite shikigami is the flower and bird roll, so you are now the player, the flower and bird roll, and these are indicated in the terms you signed. 】

Before the system finished speaking, Hua Niao simply punched the mirror in front of him. The mirror turned into specks of light and dissipated in the air after being impacted, but this still could not relieve Hua Niao.

"Just because I like flower and bird rolls doesn't mean I want to become flower and bird rolls, understand?" Hua Yao didn't feel like hitting the real thing with a punch, and felt even more aggrieved in her heart, "Why do you want me to wear this dress? Playing cosplay? Where am I? Do you look like Miss Huaniaoju?"

"Also, I was sleeping at the time, so I didn't even look at the damn terms!" After shouting into the air for a long time, Hua Niao felt exhausted and even a little lack of oxygen, so she just sat cross-legged on the grass Panting heavily, "Emotions will become whatever I like. If I like Kaibozu, Nightmare Eater, Red Tongue, etc., can I still be a human?"

[With all due respect, you are no longer a human being. 】The voice of the system is extremely serious,【Although the body and face are made according to the real you, they essentially belong to the Fusangshen who was born in the painting. 】

【By the way, the last player who tried it was Umibozu, but after some hard work, he finally succeeded in transforming into a human form.After that, I met a lover who could be entrusted to me for a lifetime, experienced many unique worlds with her, and left many beautiful memories. ] After hesitating for a while, the system briefly introduced the deeds of the previous player to Hua Wei. It can be regarded as a positive example. At least it can have the effect of appeasing the grumpy player in front of him.

"So you're saying that my mission is to be like that person before, traveling through various worlds like an idiot to complete the mission you released, and then return to the real world after reaching a certain level?" After seeing the deeds of the players, he sneered disdainfully, "Why?"

He used to live well in the original world. As an [-]th-line artist, although he didn't make many announcements, but fortunately, he was content with others, and it was enough for him to earn enough money to spend.The important thing is that this job is more satisfying than the ones he found before. The income is good and free, and he can't relax when there is no notice and no training. What's more, he is going to participate in a reality show soon. After this wave, as long as he works If it's a good thing, he might be able to lighten the fire a little bit, and then he should be able to eat and drink without worrying about it for a while, not to mention the continuous film appointments. In the end, he fell asleep and made such a mess.

"So, why do you think I should come here to suffer this crime?" After calming down a little, Hua Ling simply sat down and prepared to have a good talk with the system.

The system was silent for a while, and said: [Because you signed a contract with the main system. 】

"Are you still unreasonable? You said I was not sober at that time!" When he mentioned this, his emotions that he had finally calmed down instantly burst, "How can it count!"

The system was silent for a while again. When Hua Ling thought that the other party had compromised for a long time, a soft sigh came from his mind, and then the voice of the system sounded again, but this time it was different from the rigid attitude of the previous business, but became softer. stand up.

【Isn’t it good to leave there?You can avoid people you don’t want to see, you don’t force yourself to do things you don’t like, you don’t have to worry about making a living, you don’t need to flatter disgusting people...] The words of the system seem to be mixed with something that can easily make people addicted Poppy///Poppy can easily make people fall into the picture he constructed and cannot extricate themselves.

[Besides, the departure is only temporary, or do you want to leave there forever? 】

Hua Niao, who was somewhat confused in his eyes, was directly awakened by this sentence. He was stunned for a moment, lowered his head and gave a short laugh, and then a voice with a hint of gnashing of teeth came out of his mouth: "You really know me well. ..."

[This is just the main system's detection and judgment of you. There is no doubt that you are the most suitable person for this experience. 】The system responded, 【One more thing, after the experience is over, the player will still return to the real world, and the time will not delay the player's original work. You can treat this experience as a leisure trip. It is also a good experience to take a different and wonderful trip after work, isn't it? 】

"Is it the most suitable..." Hua Niao lowered her head, stared at the grass tips on the ground for a while, and then said in a low voice: "I said, it's okay to let me participate in this experience, at least give me a men's outfit first."

[Sorry, non-specific worlds, Shikigami costumes cannot be changed. 】

Hua Ling choked for a moment, resisted the urge to growl, and said, "You just let me, a big man, go on a 'travel' dressed like this? Won't you be regarded as a pervert?"

[Main system requirements, cannot be changed. 】

Hua Ling was angry for a while, and simply mocked a little self-destructively: "You might as well just turn me into a woman, at least I can earn a pair of Dcups!"

[This request needs to be submitted to the main system, and can only be answered after review. 】The system added very seriously, 【Before that, you can compensate the player for what you can replace. 】

As she said that, Hua Niao felt her hands sinking, and when she lowered her head, she found a pair of round oranges in her hands.

Hua Niao: "..." Do you think I'm a flower and bird quack?fall!

The author has something to say:

Regarding little brother Huayu, he has an awkward personality and occasionally blows his hair, and he is still a person who tells a little story. This and personality issues will be interspersed in the text later to explain slowly

Regarding the 120 system, this chapter will explain some settings and so on, so the sense of presence is a little high, and then the mission will be released quietly as a chicken to serve as an assist!

In the next chapter, the ghost king of Dajiang Mountain appears and eats me a demon flying bird!

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Hua Niao: When I woke up, I realized that I would always be a master of women's clothing. Is there anyone worse than me?

Zhu Fanghai: It's better to be a female figure than to be a fish head, after all, I'm still human...

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Thanks to the little angels for the mines~ meme chirp~

I don’t know why the previous nutrient solution can’t be seen in the background, I can only put so much, love you all