After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

On a sunny morning, under an old tree with luxuriant branches and leaves, a girl in a white dress is resting on the trunk with her eyes closed.

Satin-like black hair hangs down the side of the delicate and sweet face, making the curve of the cheeks look even more charming.In her sleep, she seemed to have dreamed of something interesting, the corners of her lips curled up slightly, and for a moment it seemed that the surrounding scenery couldn't be more exciting than this smile.

There was a breeze blowing, which made the girl's hair messy, and the white gauze skirt on her body fluttered unwillingly. The skirt fluttered, revealing the delicate skin on the girl's legs. It was as smooth as fat and as pink as greasy. Good jade is nothing more than that.

Another gust of wind hit, the leaves were rustling, and the sunlight projected from the gaps in the leaves, casting mottled light spots on the girl's body. If time was frozen at this moment, this scene must be the most beautiful picture in the world.

However, reality will always deal the cruelest blows to people. Many times what you see with your own eyes may not be true, just like this scene now... I saw the girl under the tree trembling suddenly, her brows were tightly furrowed, and her eyelashes struggled After trembling a few times, he opened a pair of foggy eyes, and then muttered: "I'll go, why is it so cold all of a sudden!"

'Girl' opened her mouth, and the beautiful atmosphere immediately dissipated. She straightened her body, stretched her waist, and the already wide open skirt immediately exposed the entire breast of 'Girl' ///, and at a glance Looking at Yimapingchuan, there is no girl in front of her, she is clearly a young man in women's clothes with exquisite appearance.

At this time, the young girl in women's clothing, Hua Niao, was also full of anger and had no place to vent her anger. Yesterday, the Liver Onmyoji lived until four o'clock in the morning. He thought he had nothing to do today and slept a little longer, but in the end he was blown away by the gusts of wind. woke up.Struggling to open his eyes, there seemed to be a villain in his head wielding a sledgehammer to keep hitting his head. The headaches caused by staying up late and lack of sleep made him a little irritable.

"I clearly remembered to close the window before going to bed, and I don't know who opened it again in the middle of the night. It's a scam, who will pay for my medical expenses when I catch a cold..." Hua Niao, who hadn't realized her situation, supported her head and thought He stood up, but when he lowered his head, he was shocked by the white silk on his legs.

"What the hell is this?!" Hua Niao pulled the white stockings on her thighs in disbelief, her face full of confusion.It's true that he likes white silk very much, but he doesn't like it to the extent that he sleepwalks and goes to wear white silk by himself!

His eyes moved up along his hand holding the white silk again, and a sleeve embroidered with flowers like a scroll came into view. Hua Niao paused, then lowered his head to check his clothes carefully—except for the white hair on his legs. Stockings, obviously what he was wearing was not the plaid pajamas he put on after returning to the dormitory, but a lady's dress with extremely long sleeves, extremely short skirt, extremely low chest and slits at the side!

Could it be another spoof show put on by the manager, who changed him into women's clothes while he was sleeping, and then put a camera in some hidden place to observe his reaction?Although it's not like I haven't participated in similar spoof shows, but this time I played a little bigger?Doesn't this really violate the clause in the contract that respects the artist's privacy?

And he didn't even wake up during the process of being dressed as a woman, which is too unscientific!And this outfit, for some reason, always gave him a familiar feeling.

Although it was unlikely, Hua Niao adjusted her expression when she thought that she might be being photographed, and began to observe the surroundings.This observation is not very good, old trees, grass, these things don't seem to appear in the dormitory no matter how you think about it!Noticing that something was wrong, Hua Ling couldn't care less about managing his expression, and suddenly raised his head to look around.

"Is anyone there?" Hua Niao shouted at the top of his voice, and immediately startled a few flying birds in a panic. After being awakened from their sleep, the birds looked around, and then naturally flew to Hua Niao's side, as if fawning on him. He yelled twice, as if trying to appease Hua Niao's emotions.

Walking around the old tree, I didn't find any cameras, and there were no other living creatures around him and a few birds. At this time, no matter how slow I was, I could find that something was wrong.

Feelings, he was not spoofed at all, but kidnapped?But he is a small [-]th-tier entertainer, he has no reputation, no money, and he probably hasn't offended any big boss who can't be messed with. Why does this person go to the dormitory with all his heart to kidnap him?

While thinking, Hua Niao carefully observed the surrounding situation, this ancient tree is at the highest point of this area, standing here looking around all the scenery at a glance.But looking around, except for a piece of green grass and the flower clusters dotted in it, there was not even a single person in the surrounding area except him.

What's the situation?Tie him out, put him in women's clothes and leave him here?Is there such a wicked person in this world?Is it deliberate revenge, or just a spoof?In addition, it doesn't look like it's in city B, even in the surrounding suburbs, there isn't such a place, right?

Hua Yao, who was getting more and more confused, felt his head hurting even more. The most important thing now was to find a way to get back before tomorrow. He remembered that his agent had informed him that he would sign a contract for a reality show tomorrow. If he couldn't go back in time, he would probably be idle for a while since there was no announcement for half a year.

Thinking of this, Hua Niao chose a random direction and walked over. She didn't know her exact location, her cell phone, watch, and even her previous clothes were not with her, so she couldn't tell where she was. I have a ride.Although the clothes on his body are disgusting, and he may be suspected of being a pervert when he meets other people, but if he takes them off, he can only run around. After choosing between the two options of women's clothing and Luoben, Hua Niao still chooses to succumb to the women's clothing .

But what's going on with the birds around him, why Mao has to follow him all the time!

Waking up in a strange place for no reason, Hua Niao, who was not in a pretty mood at first, glared at the birds around her, waved her hand unhappily, and tried to make them leave, but the birds flinched in fright from his eyes But still following him very persistently, just opened the distance, and followed him far behind.

Seeing this, Hua Ling didn't care about them any more, at this time, finding the way back quickly was the business.However, after walking for a while, he found that the grassland was too big. He walked for a long time without seeing the end. Looking around, the grass was still grass, not to mention the road, and he didn't even see a country road.He couldn't help being curious, how did the other party send him here!

After walking for a while, his legs were trembling and he still didn't see a path. At this moment, Hua Niao finally realized that something was wrong.This place is too weird, as if you can never go to the end, it's not a problem to go on so stupidly, why don't you just sit down and rest and think about it.

It stands to reason that the scenery here is beautiful, and the most important thing is the fresh air. Hua Niao, who has been inhaling the smog for many years in City B, feels completely cleansed after staying here for a while.Such a treasure land should be well-known even if it has not been opened as a tourist and leisure area, but he has lived in City B for so many years, and he has never heard of such a place nearby.It’s impossible to say that this is not City B. Without his own ID, the person who brought him here can only use a car. He didn’t go to bed until four o’clock in the morning, so it looks like six or seven o’clock now. , it is impossible to send him to another city in such a short time.

Besides, he still couldn't figure out what this man was doing by leaving him here alone.

Sitting on the ground, Hua Niao was thinking hard and couldn't figure it out. Then she looked around, the endless grass, occasionally dotted with flowers, towering ancient trees in the distance, the sun was shining brightly when she looked up, and the breeze was blowing by her side. It was really a harmonious natural scene.

Suddenly a thought popped into Hua Niao's mind. He remembered a novel he had read a while ago when he was bored. It said that the protagonist got a piece of jade pendant by chance, and then got a space. The source of water, and then the protagonist penetrates the mysteries of space and uses space to reach the pinnacle of life.

Could it be... He also suddenly had a space, right?

Thinking of this, he became a little excited again. Could it be that the day when Xianyu turns over and becomes a winner in life is not far away?But if you want to get out of the space, do you need to shout some slogans or something?

The more Hua Ling thought about it, the more reliable she felt, she couldn't help standing up from the grass, pointing to the sky and shouting: "Open Sesame!"

The surroundings were quiet for a while, but there was still no response, Hua Niao paused and said, "Paraparamita!"

Still no response.

Immediately afterwards, Hua Niao tried all the spells he could think of, but there was still no change in the surroundings.

Hua Niao stood on the open grass, the breeze blew the corners of his skirt, his heart was as cold as his lower body without pants, at this moment he felt like a mentally retarded person.

【Ding!The energy is full and the system is activated. 】Just when Hua Niao was full of despair, a mechanical voice suddenly came from his mind, 【Welcome to use the Onmyoji Shikigami system, I am your exclusive system——120. 】

Hua Niao slowly retracted the hand pointing at the sky without saying a word.

[Hello, dear player, congratulations on getting a chance to experience the Onmyoji Shikigami system once. ] Seeing that Hua Ling was silent, the mechanical voice continued, [This system is a sub-system under the Onmyoji game, dedicated to providing some players with an immersive game environment and a game method different from mobile games.After being selected, the player will incarnate as his most commonly used shikigami to shuttle in the world provided by the system and experience an alternative way of life. 】

Hua Niao remained silent.

[Do you have any questions, players? 120 will answer for you wholeheartedly. 】

Hearing this, Hua Ling finally raised her head and said, "Leaving aside the rest, you should have existed since I woke up, right?"

【Yes. 】

"Then you heard all the things I shouted just now?" I don't know if it's an illusion, but the system always feels that the player's voice has become a little sinister.

[Yes, but the system was charging at the time, so it was helpless not to appear to explain the players' doubts in the first place. 】

"It's okay, you have time to show up now." Hua Yao suddenly laughed, and then said sadly, "Since I let you see it, there is nothing I can do..."

"Are you going to show up on your own initiative, or let me go over and blow your head off?"

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This article involves women's clothing elements, if you don't like it, please click the little red cross

cp Shuten Doji X little brother dressed as a flower and bird roll, 1v1

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