we are all gay

On the same day, I asked Teacher Shan for a leave of absence because of the bleeding.Probably the contract was negotiated, and Ms. Xu and I were very obedient. Teacher Shan agreed and gave me and Ms. Xu a day off.Without a word, Miss Xu went to sleep on the bed, he was disgusted.I am very obedient, and stay in the hotel honestly, waiting for Mr. Zhu to come.

While waiting for Mr. Zhu to come, I chatted with Fatty for a while.The fat man said that he was waiting for the young master in the car, and the young master was talking about clients.I said I was waiting for Mr. Zhu, he will come to Shanghai soon.The fat man made a phone call, and in just five words: "Don't go, wait for us."

Then I hung up the phone.I put the mobile phone to my ear for about 2 minutes, thinking: Fatty's reaction is too big.

When I was in love with Mr. Zhu before, I never saw him so excited.You don't have to be so anxious to see your future sister-in-law, right?But Mr. Zhu and I have been together for more than two years, is it too late for Fatty to worry now?

Around noon, the fat man and the young master arrived first, and I packed some things and went downstairs.

Shanghai in January is very cold, kind of gloomy.The fat man was wrapped in a navy blue long down jacket, with his head tucked into the collar.The young master leaned against the car door behind the fat man, also wearing a navy blue long down jacket, looking at the fat man.

When the fat man saw me coming down, he immediately stretched out his head and raised his arms and shouted, "Meizi Meizi!" I ignored him, walked to the side of the car, looked at their nervous faces, and said, "Don't you just want to see your sister-in-law? As for being so in a hurry. And... wearing couple clothes?"

The fat man scratched the back of his head and said, "The clothes belong to the young master. He said he didn't try them when he bought them, and he bought them too big."

I looked at the young master, but the young master turned his head and pretended not to hear.It was too cold, the young master blushed from the cold.

The fat man said, "When is he coming?"

I looked at my phone and said, "I'll be there in a while."

The fat man said, "What is he doing here?"

I spread my hands and said, "I'm here on a business trip, and he came with me after he found out."

The fat man nodded and didn't ask any more questions.I just chatted with the fat man.While we were chatting nonsense, Mr. Zhu got out of the taxi.Mr. Zhu walked over with a sullen face, and the fat man also looked at him with a sullen face.The young master's face was neither cloudy nor sunny.I suddenly felt that the atmosphere was very dangerous. My boyfriend said that the first time I met my family, the atmosphere would not be too good.But I didn't expect it to be so bad.I calmed down and introduced: "Mr. Zhu, this is the fat man, this is the young master." Then I took Mr. Zhu's arm and said to the fat man, "This is Mr. Zhu."

"Hello." "Hello." The two replied.

I thought the atmosphere was too weird, so I changed the subject and asked Mr. Zhu: "Mr. Zhu, why did you come to Shanghai?" Mr. Zhu said, "Didn't you always want to go back to school?" At that moment, I really cried Yes, after talking about it for more than three months, Mr. Zhu finally agreed to accompany me back to school to have a look.I guess I'm a nostalgic person.

So we got in the car.The young master drove, the fat man took the co-pilot, and Mr. Zhu and I sat in the back seat and drove towards the Normal University.

It was past four o'clock in the afternoon when we arrived at the Normal University.In fact, the Normal University is not far from the hotel where I live, but the young master drove very slowly.It's the winter vacation, and it's too cold, so there are basically no people in the school.This is really a look at the school, and it can only look at the school.

The four of us wandered around in twos and twos, and I chatted about the topic, and the three of them also had a tacit understanding of each other.I didn't let me stand coldly, and I didn't continue to talk about it.I've heard people say that good friends and boyfriends are rivals in love. I didn't believe it before, but now I do.Looking at the empty campus, I suddenly don't know why I have been thinking about coming back to see it.

We walked around for a while, and when it got dark, I suggested going to the bar where I used to work.This bar is on the bar street of Huaihai Road. When I was working there, the fat guy who liked to pick up girls and the young master who didn't like to pick up girls often went there.

Mr. Zhu said: "It's too late, don't go."

I said, "It's not six o'clock yet, and the bar doesn't open until ten o'clock, so it's not too late." I knew that Mr. Zhu didn't like me drinking, so I was afraid that he would disagree, so I said, "I'll just see the boss, and I won't drink."

Mr. Zhu said, "I'll accompany you again during the day tomorrow."

I said, "I'll just take a day off. If you're going to be tired, go back to the hotel first. I'll go with the fat man and the young master."

Mr. Zhu didn't speak, I knew he had compromised.He never compromised with me when he was in Shanghai before. I don't know when Mr. Zhu learned to compromise.Perhaps the more feminine Suzhou made him change.

The young master led us all the way to the bar. At 10:30, the bar just opened.The name of the bar is "Wet Body". Everyone doesn't know and no one asks the owner's name, so they all call him the boss.There are also people who call him Wet Boss. The boss doesn't care about it, and he happily responds to whatever others call him.

The bar is still the same, with all kinds of ghosts crumbling under the feasting lights, and the colorful boss squatting on the broken sofa in the bar, shaking his head and shaking his head, shaking a bottle of foreign wine in his hand.When the boss saw me, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he stood up cheerfully and said hello: "Meizi, you are late!"

The business in the bar was still booming. The boss took a sip of wine, hiccupped and poured me a glass, then asked Mr. Zhu next to him, "What do you drink, young man?" Mr. Zhu came to pick me up several times when I was working part-time. , the boss has a little impression of Mr. Zhu.Mr. Zhu shook his head and declined, then took the glass of wine in front of me.

The boss didn't mind, so he turned over two more glasses and filled them up. With a push on the bar table, the wine glasses slid in front of the fat man and the young master.When I was here, the fat man and the young master often came, and sometimes they drank some wine with the boss and listened to him bragging.The fat man and the young master were not polite, they just picked it up and drank it.The boss drinks all the good wine, and the bad wine is given to the trembling ghosts.

They were just drinking, and I was fine there, just chatting with the boss.The music in the bar was so loud we both shouted.

The boss shouted, "When did you go to Suzhou?"

I shouted, "I went after graduation!" After thinking about it for a while, it was wrong, and I shouted, "I went in September!" After thinking about it for a while, it was wrong, why did I go in September?Ah, by the way, I was lying on the hospital bed for more than a month after drinking too much.

The boss shouted, "Is 721 still alive?"

It was too loud and I couldn't hear clearly, so I yelled, "What?"

The boss shouted, "Is 721 still alive?"

I shouted: "What is 721?"

The boss shouted: "That cat of ...!"

The sound was too loud, and I heard a "cat", and I yelled: "You said eleven, it is fine, it weighs ten catties!"

The boss smiled and shouted, "It's called Eleven now!"

I'm wondering, when did 721 call [-]?I don't remember how.I asked the fat man next to me and said, "My cat..." I don't know how to ask, how did my cat come from?Feel like a fool for saying that.

How did eleven come about?I thought about it for a long time, I smuggled Shi Shi to Suzhou, what happened before?Oh, I was in the hospital before. I just woke up and saw the young master holding a cardboard box and the fat man had a kitten in his arms. The fat man asked me if it was my cat, and I said yes.But where did this cat come from?

The fat man didn't look at me, but at the ghosts shaking their heads.I looked at the boss again and shouted: "Boss, how do you know it's called 721?"

The boss shouted: "Old Qu said it!"

old song?How did Lao Qu know what Eleven was originally called?I'm totally confused.But I don't know who to ask, Lao Qu comes to the bar from time to time, and the young master and the fat man haven't seen him much, let alone Mr. Zhu.

I looked around at the three men sitting next to me. They looked at the ghosts under the neon lights with sullen faces, as if they were waiting to clean up the black and white impermanence of these lonely ghosts.I think only one person might know how Eleven came about.That is Lao Qu, but only the boss here knows Lao Qu, so I still have to ask the boss.

I shouted: "Boss, why didn't Lao Qu come?"

The boss shouted: "Tell him, you know, he is always busy."

I also know?What do I know, I don't know anything.I knew his name was Lao Qu and he was a man.I only saw that the boss hesitated to speak, but I didn't notice that Mr. Zhu's wine glass was empty.Mr. Zhu said: "Meizi, let's go." He didn't wait for my answer and dragged me out.I was baffled by him, and I shook my arms to say goodbye to the boss before leaving.The young master and the fat man also came out.

After I came out, Mr. Zhu let me go. Before I could speak, the young master gave me the car keys and said, "Meizi, you drive." The three of them were all drunk, so I could only drive.

In the car, Mr. Zhu sat in the co-pilot, and the fat man and the young master sat in the back.After driving for a while, the fat man asked, "Meizi, when did you learn to drive?"

I said, "Sophomore, when you are busy picking up girls."

The fat man said, "Meizi, you are so wise, you will take the driver's license test in college."

Hehe, it's rare for the fat man to compliment me. I guess the driver's license exam will scare him.

I said, "I'm not sensible, the young master asked me to take the exam."

The fat man was puzzled, and asked the young master, "Master, why did you ask Meizi to take the driver's license test?"

The young master said, "Pick me up."

I don't speak, I'm a driver, I'm a driver who transports pork for the young master.But what I, the driver, thinks now is: Where did Eleven come from?

The fat man digested it for a while, and then asked, "Mei Zi, when is your annual leave?"

I thought about it for a while, but I couldn't figure it out. Mr. Zhu answered, "She comes home with me during her annual vacation."

I don't talk, I'm a driver, and I'm a driver who wants to go home with Mr. Zhu to meet his parents during the Chinese New Year.But what I, the driver, thinks now is: how can I find the old song?

After a while, the fat man asked the young master, "Master, when will we take our annual leave?"

The young master said: "There is no annual leave during the internship period." Then he said: "Come home with me."

The fat man was unhappy, and said, "Master, you are too black-hearted, and you won't let the employees go home for the New Year!"

The young master said, "Yes."

I don't talk, I'm a driver, I'm a young driver who was abandoned by my parents who played mahjong day and night after the Chinese New Year.But what I, the driver, thinks now is: what does Eleven have to do with Laoqu?

When we arrived at the hotel, the young master called a chauffeur to go back.I also wanted to bring Miss Xu something to eat, but I guessed he was still sick, so I didn't ask.

The author has something to say:

Dazai's nonsense:

Dazai likes fat Dazai likes pigs Dazai likes pigs.The plot unfolded.Everyone is going to be blackened.

In the first part: the fat man and the young master are sweet from the beginning to the end, please take it slowly~