we are all gay

When I got back to the hotel, it was almost seven o'clock. I called Mr. Zhu, but he didn't answer.How stupid, this point must be sleeping, how could someone pick it up.I squint for a while, put on makeup and lipstick to look better.Then stepping on high heels, followed Mr. Shan to negotiate the contract.

Well, we made a wrong choice. After waiting for a long time, from when we were about to have breakfast to when we were about to have dinner, the person we were waiting to sign finally stopped the meeting.At that moment, I suddenly understood that a person's name can be so valuable.

Before the dinner, Teacher Shan said that she wanted Miss Xu to know something.Miss Xu didn't understand, and neither did I.Teacher Shan said: "Now I'm working, eating, drinking and having fun is also work, and I have to learn to use my own resources." Ms. Xu and I only understood this sentence at the dinner.

At the dinner, what we need is the signature of a 40-year-old woman.The wine with a glass of several thousand yuan, Miss Xu drank with the old woman like drinking the horse urine of the emperor; the tens of thousands of dishes were put into Miss Xu's bowl by the old woman, and Miss Xu seemed to be eating a collection After a long time, I chewed my stool and swallowed it without chewing.

I just watched Miss Xu drink horse urine and eat poop, and I seemed to understand the reason why Miss Xu and I stayed in the company.

The contract is signed.Teacher Shan can't drink, so I drank some horse urine for Teacher Shan.When I went back to the hotel, Teacher Shan didn't let me drive for the first time, so I think Teacher Shan is also a good person.In fact, I knew that I didn't want to drink for Teacher Shan at all, I just wanted to remember the smell of horse urine.

The smell is a bit like the smell of water I choked on when I was learning to swim.

As soon as I arrived at the hotel, I saw a black car downstairs with a head on it.It seems that the heads cut off from the vegetable market are paraded in the streets.Under the half-dimmed street lights, it was scary and terrifying.

Teacher Shan and Ms. Xu were too scared to open the door.Then the mouth on the head howled: "Meizi, Meizi!" If I were driving at this time, I would definitely step on the accelerator and hit it.What a fucking shame.

I said embarrassedly: "That, my friend." Teacher Shan and Ms. Xu looked at each other, but did not dare to speak.I smiled awkwardly and got out of the car.They looked at me like they were looking at a monster.

I walked to the front of the car, the fat man's head was still in the sunroof, and the young master was sitting in the driver's seat.I looked up at the fat man and said, "Put your head on the roof of the car in the middle of the night, I don't know if it will scare people to death!"

The fat man laughed and said, "It's stuck, and I can't get out." Then the young master took the two of us, traveled more than half of Shanghai back to his place of residence, and ordered some takeaway.

I bit the mutton kebabs and said, "Master, why are you so stingy, you just invited us to eat mutton kebabs."

The young master said: "The company has just started and is relatively poor."

I looked at the house of at least 150 square meters and said, "If you are poor, you can still rent such a big house."

The young master said, "I can't afford it, old Yu."

The fat man choked on his beer, coughed several times, looked at the young master and said, "Damn!"

I also said: "Fuck!"

Then the fat man stepped on the ground with his bare feet and said, "RMB feels really good on the feet."

I also kicked off my high heels and stepped on it, nodding my head in agreement.Then I held two lamb kebabs in my hand, and the fat man held a bottle of beer in his hand, and the two of them walked barefoot in the living room.The young master was sitting on the sofa, watching us having fun.

It took a while to calm down, and the fat man and I slumped on the sofa again.I asked, "Fatty, what are your plans?"

The fat man lost his job, on the day he broke up with him.The reason is that the company doesn't let you cry at work, so the fat man fired his boss with pride.

The fat man shook his head and said, "I don't know. Find a job again."

The young master said, "Bai Li, I need a driver."

The fat man said, "I haven't gotten my driver's license yet."

The young master said, "I need a co-pilot."

The fat man asked, "Why do you want a co-pilot?"

The young master said, "Squeeze the car."

Fatty suddenly realized and nodded.I took a bite of the lamb kidney.

The fat man asked, "How much is the salary?"

The young master said: "The basic salary is [-], and there is a performance commission." After a pause, he added: "Food and lodging are included."

I took another bite of the lamb kidney.

The fat man slapped his thigh, and the beer bottle hit the young master's arm, and said, "Okay, I'll take over this job, let's do it!" Then he happily drank a bottle.

I asked the young master, "Where do I sleep tonight?"

The young master said: "Master bedroom and guest room, you choose first."

I complained and said: "Two rooms, you didn't plan to live here with me."

The young master was aggrieved, and said: "I have planned, that's why I want a two-bedroom apartment."

I... I took another bite of the lamb's kidney.

I looked at the fat man, the young master looked at me, looked at the fat man again, and said, "Bai Li, you should take your driver's license test."

At seven o'clock in the morning, when the fat man was still lying on the bed, the young master drove me back to the hotel.Before going upstairs, I said, "Master, take care of the fat man."

The young master said, "Okay." This time the young master didn't smoke, so he got into the car and drove away.

During the day, I followed Mr. Shan to maintain a client, and when I was about to go back to the hotel, it was already twelve o'clock in the evening.In the car, I was sitting in the back row, my phone was out of battery and turned off, and I fumbled for the charging port of the car charger.

After a while, there was a beeping sound in the car.Ms. Xu and I were surprised and looked for the source of the sound everywhere.Then Ms. Xu found the source of the sound—my cell phone.

Ms. Xu laughed and said, "Ah, someone located your phone!"

I was baffled, and looked at it after turning it on, and it really was.Teacher Shan and Miss Xu laughed gloatingly.

Ms. Xu hehe said: "Your boyfriend, right? Now you have to explain. You don't go home at twelve o'clock in the morning, and you are still in the Huangpu River!"

I giggled.The mobile phone asked Mr. Zhu: "Why are you locating my mobile phone?"

Mr. Zhu replied: "When did you go to Shanghai?"

I said: "Come here yesterday, I called you and you didn't answer. Don't do this again, I don't like being monitored." Then I turned off the phone.Sleeping in the back seat of the car.

When I woke up at the hotel, it was already eight o'clock in the morning.Turning on the phone, Mr. Zhu sent a text message saying: "Okay." I didn't reply, and started running clients with Mr. Shan.

During lunch, Mr. Zhu sent a text message: "Meizi, I'm leaving to teach in Ningxia." I was speechless, so I called back and asked, "Where are you?"

Mr. Zhu said: "At the station, a ticket for two o'clock."

I asked, "Are you serious?"

Mr. Zhu said: "Yes. Didn't you go to Shanghai?"

I said, "I'm here in Shanghai, and I can't do anything about it on a temporary business trip. And how did Shanghai offend you? Didn't you also study in Shanghai for four years? Why are you always on the same page as Shanghai now?"

Mr. Zhu did not speak.I asked, "Are you leaving?"

Mr. Zhu said, "Yes, I'm going to Shanghai. Don't go anywhere, just wait for me."

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Dazai's nonsense:

Qu Buyan finally appeared. Regarding the protagonist who runs through the four parts, the second part will introduce him more. Please continue~