we are all gay

Our company is located in Suzhou Industrial Park, and has a particularly easy-to-understand name: Koudai-Koudai Finance Co., Ltd.When I first submitted my resume, I was completely curious about what a company with such a strange name was like, so I accepted it unexpectedly.

It's close to the apartment, the salary is right, and I'm too lazy to look for it.The fat man said, "Why do you choose your job so casually?"

I said: "My mother gave birth to me casually, gave me a name casually, Mrs. Chen raised me casually, and I just grew up like this casually, and you still expect me to live like this." Be more serious."

Mrs. Chen is my grandmother, and my mother is my grandmother's second daughter.My mother is not married, and I left after giving birth to a man I don't know how to meet. I haven't seen them.It is said that the man who gave me the other half of my genes was surnamed Mei, and on my birth certificate, my name became Meizi.So I always suspected that my name was given by the nurse.

I went to work on Monday and I was late again.As soon as he entered the door, he was taken to the small meeting room by the master for a reprimand.Fortunately, I didn't wake up before lunch.

My master is a good person. Once I asked him why he recruited me.My master said: "If you do well, stay here, if you don't do well, pack up and leave."

It was only later that I understood what Master meant. If I had to work overtime whenever I had a project, I had to keep a bed in the company.I remember that during the interview, I was interviewed by four people, and I only remembered Master.Because the last sentence he said in my interview was: "Beauty, your lipstick is on your teeth." Well, fate.

During the lunch break, I guessed that Master had fallen asleep, so I took a cigarette and went to the stairs.Our company is on the thirteenth floor. There is a small window at the top of the stairs. Looking outside is very scary.I'm afraid of heights, and I don't know when I started to be afraid of heights.

As soon as the door at the top of the stairs was opened, a strong smell of smoke came out.Standing in the corridor was a girl, □□, tall and slender, with long straight hair tied up casually.A smoking cigarette was held between the index finger and middle finger, and the cigarette case and lighter were held in the other hand.

I recognize this girl, Jing Chuan, who came a year earlier than me and is also from the design department.But I am not a project team.

I know her mainly because there are rumors about this girl and the project director in the company.The project director is Cheng Quan, in his 40s, with rough skin and Mediterranean eyes, and looks like his kidney function is declining.Everyone called him Daquan to show their closeness.

I just let go of rumors.After all, all good-looking girls have scandals with Quanzong.Jing Chuan is also pretty.

Jing Chuan probably didn't expect anyone to come here.After all, it was lunch break time, and the stairway was not easy to find.She smiled awkwardly at me.I pointed to the cigarette in Jing Chuan's hand and said, "Twelve Hairpins?" Jing Chuan handed me the cigarette and asked me, "Do you want one?" This was the first conversation between us.

The two of us were lying on the window sill at the entrance of the stairs, looking out the window, swallowing clouds.

Jing Chuan said, "New here, your name is Meizi, right?"

I said, "I didn't expect you to recognize me." I am very honest in the company, I don't talk much, and not many people recognize me.

Jing Chuan took a puff of cigarette, she looked very charming.Jing Chuan said, "I didn't expect you to smoke."

We looked at each other and laughed.

Jing Chuan is a native of Suzhou. He studied design at university and came to work here after graduation.Jing Chuan said that she learned to smoke because of men.I said me too.So we became smokers.

Jing Chuan's makeup is exquisite, so delicate that the arcs drawn by the eyeliner on both eyes are exactly the same.Her voice is very pleasant, and she speaks without rush or slowness, like a soothing classical music, which makes the listeners unable to bear to interrupt.I have just finished my internship, and I have been handling it in the company, just like a little white rabbit who doesn't know anything about the world.

Jing Chuan said: "Stop pretending, you can tell at a glance that you are not a good person, just like my old lady and me."

I said, "Damn, I didn't realize that you are this kind of person!"

Sometimes two people know each other well, just for a moment.

I always thought that a girl like Jing Chuan should be chased by a lot of people.So when Jing Chuan said that she chased her boyfriend by herself, I was a little curious.

Jing Chuan said that when she chased her boyfriend, she put in a lot of effort.Her boyfriend likes diving very much. I thought of Changyu, so I called him Mr. Changyu.

On Mr. Changyu's birthday, Jing Chuan specially customized a carefully drawn ocean cake for him, which was sprinkled with shells.Jing Chuan said that she wanted Mr. Chang Yu to think of the ocean when he saw the cake.Jing Chuan also found a lot of photos of the places he has been to in Mr. Changyu's circle of friends, and put his own photos with Mr. Changyu P.

Jing Chuan relies on PS design for a living, so there is no trace of P in the photos.Jing Chuan made the photos into a photo album, and pasted all the photos by himself, and wrote the slogans on the photo album by himself.

Jing Chuan said, it was as if she had accompanied him to all the places he liked.In addition, Jing Chuan also gave him a bottle of luxury perfume.She said, not because of how precious the perfume is, but because he is worth it.

I was dumbfounded, and said, "Grass, even a woman has been taken down by you."

Jing Chuan just laughed.

Jing Chuan said that they also quarreled.Once Jing Chuan got angry and asked Mr. Chang Yu: "Do you know that women are made of water?"

Mr. Changyu said, "I know."

Jing Chuan asked, "Then do you like soda?"

Mr. Changyu was dumbfounded.

Jing Chuan proudly said: "I'm made of soda, you can only hold it, you can't shake it, or I'll blow it up for you to see!"

I can imagine Mr. Changyu, who is 187 tall, looking down at Jing Chuan, who is 167, with a silent expression.

Jing Chuan said: "If you don't like people like me, if you don't like inflated ones, then you can find an inflated one!"

Mr. Chang Yu said, "Okay."

Jing Chuan said: "Then go buy it, I'll poke one if you buy one, and I'll poke all of them for you!"

Mr. Changyu laughed.

Jing Chuan said: "Baidu checked that we are not compatible, if it is not suitable, we should not be together in this life."

Jing Chuan said again: "If it doesn't suit us, let's try again in the next life."

I said, "Cao, you are showing your affection."

Jing Chuan took a puff of cigarette and said, "Changyu didn't say break up, he just said try again in the next life."

Jing Chuan squinted his eyes, his red lips were slightly parted, and the smoke slipped out from between his lips, which was very beautiful.She turned her head and smiled and asked me: "Meizi, tell me, do I want to try again with him in my next life?"

I took a drag on my cigarette, hissing my tongue.I said, "If you jump from here, you will know whether you want to try it in your next life."

Jing Chuan still squinted his eyes, raised his head and exhaled smoke.I lay down on the window sill and said to myself: "Chuan'er, it's really impossible, we can make do in this life."

Jing Chuan turned my arm and said, "Fuck, I'm straight."

When most people were taking their lunch break, Jing Chuan and I hid at the stairs and smoked.Through the crack in the door at the entrance of the stairs, you can see the reception hall next to the company's front desk.The reception hall is used to receive customers, usually customers who take the initiative to consult.The customers recruited by the marketing department are all received in the negotiation room.

It is my master who receives clients.Opposite the master, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes, with oily hair and pink face, big eye sockets, a square face with a flat nose and thin lips, kept rubbing his hands.

I heard from Master about this man. His ancestral home was in Suzhou. He got married and settled in Shanghai. He had a house with three bedrooms and one living room.Now starting a business requires a start-up capital, so come here for a mortgage.It is said that the house was bought by his wife.

Jing Chuan leaned his elbows on the window sill, held a cigarette in his right hand, breathed out at me and said, "Meizi, do you think that man can succeed?"

I lay on the window sill, turned my head and glanced at that person, afraid that Master would see it, so I didn't dare to look more.I said, "I don't know."

Jing Chuan said: "I heard that the house is worth more than 400 million yuan, and the man only mortgaged 300 million yuan. This business is sure to make money without losing money. When the dividends are distributed at the end of the year, Daquan can make another profit."

I said, "It's hard to say."

Jing Chuan snorted and said, "It's really difficult for our small company to come all the way from Shanghai to borrow money."

At this time, the door at the top of the stairs was pushed open, and the person who came in was the front desk of our company, Mr. Xu Qinghe.

Xu Qinghe is an authentic straight man, about 1.8 meters tall, muscular.He has a strong body, healthy bronze skin, a pleasing smiley face, and a handsome upturned braid.

He was the first person I met when I came to the company.I thought he was just helping to watch at the front desk, but I didn't expect Xu Qinghe to be the real front desk.I heard from colleagues that when Xu Qinghe first came, he really excited the girls in the company for a long time.

I see too much money, and I also want to see men.

Xu Qinghe poked his head in and was not surprised to see the two of us hiding here smoking a cigarette.Xu Qinghe said: "Hey, new here, your master called you."

Fuck it, even if you hide like this, you can be found.I threw the cigarette into the Coke bottle on the window sill, which was the exclusive ashtray for me and Jing Chuan.I didn't watch Xu Qinghe, I actually don't know him very well.But the girl in the design department would occasionally talk about him at the front desk, so she had to be familiar with this name.

I walked out of the stairs and heard Xu Qinghe behind me say to Jing Chuan: "Beauty, your breakfast is still at the front desk, don't forget to take it away later."

Passing by the front desk, there is indeed a blue Ele.me meal bag on it.The company has a tradition of collectively ordering breakfast, and the food delivery staff will put the breakfast at the front desk on time, so that employees can pick it up when they clock in at the front desk when they go to work.

For those who are late or early, Xu Qinghe will send them to their seats.This is also one of the important work contents of the front desk.So every day you can see Xu Qinghe delivering breakfast to the company's employees.

Seeing the breakfast bag at the front desk, I seem to understand why Xu Qinghe stayed here.But now this is not my concern.What I should worry about is why Master came to me during the lunch break.In the meeting room on the second floor, Master was sitting on the sofa.

I said, "Master, what do you want from me?"

Master said, "Go and run that person's contract."

The person Master said is the man downstairs, after a contract is to go through the company process, and you can sign it for that person after you get the contract.

I was somewhat hesitant and said, "It's done?"

Master said: "Why, you don't want to succeed? Or do you think it won't work?"

I said, "It doesn't count." I added, "I don't think it's appropriate."

The man's name was written on the real estate certificate. He came to Suzhou instead of going to so many reliable loan companies in Shanghai. He kept rubbing his hands like this.But I didn't say it, because Master knows better than me, otherwise he wouldn't have only received such a big client in the reception room.

Master said, "Have you softened your heart? You have softened your heart. In the lending company, there is no one, no mortgage loan person. Can you handle it?" I didn't answer him, just said: "I have gone to the contract."

What Master said is right, there are so many people coming in and out of here every day, and there are various reasons for borrowing and mortgages, I can't control it, and I can't control it.The collateral is much dirty, and the sale is a matter of your choice, and the most important thing is that both parties are profitable.

A contract is a business for the master, a dividend for Daquan, an opportunity for the man to start a business, and perhaps a nightmare for his family.But to me, it's just a few pieces of paper.

I'm just a painter, the red, orange, yellow and green dotted lines, circles and squares on the PS are my world, and signing a contract is nosy, let alone that man.

I take a look.

The project manager of the company is called Shan Zhirong, and everyone calls him Mr. Shan. He is responsible for the review and selection of all the company's businesses.Including the design draft of the planning department and the contract in my hand.

I can't pass the contract Master gave me, either because the terms are not clear or there are loopholes there.I have a design, where do I know these laws and regulations.So I was fooled to go back and forth between the two departments planning the project upstairs and downstairs.

Perhaps Daquan wanted to accept this project, so when he arranged for Mr. Shan to connect with us, he set a time limit.I urged the teacher to give the result over and over again.

After waiting for about three days, Teacher Shan called me over, brushed and stroked, and deleted all unnecessary clauses, and gave definite suggestions on the omissions mentioned earlier.At that moment, I felt that there was a golden halo on Teacher Shan's head, and two angel wings flashed behind him.I couldn't help blurting out: "Teacher Shan, you are too... amazing." You are so fucking handsome.

Because of being treated specially by Daquan, Jing Chuan's design drafts are often reviewed by Teacher Shan, because Teacher Shan and Daquan are in the same office.When I mentioned Teacher Shan intentionally or unintentionally, Jing Chuan said: "Teacher Shan asked us to learn more from you."

I was secretly happy in my heart, but I didn't expect Teacher Shan to remember me.I couldn't believe it and said, "I have nothing to learn."

Jing Chuan said: "He said that you can speak, have a good attitude, and listen carefully to other people's opinions."

I was taken aback by what Jing Chuan said: "Is this talking about me?"

Jing Chuan looked at me with a confused face, and asked me: "The project team and the planning team are docking. One is more verbal than the other, and the other is more self-admiring than the other. Most of them are tearing up. How do you have such a good attitude?"

I was silly, and said in my heart: "Because I don't care, because I don't understand those words, because I don't care about their design concepts, hahahaha." Of course I wouldn't tell Jing Chuan like that, not because I was afraid of her I know I don't understand, but I'm afraid she will call me an idiot.What's more, I didn't expect that when I listened to him talking about the terms and conditions of the contract without saying a word, he actually understood it as listening carefully.Could it be that the three words "I don't understand" were translated into "You make a lot of sense" on my face?

I said: "Everyone is in a different position, and everyone has a different perspective, so they have different opinions. This is normal. I just listen carefully." Jing Chuan gave me a look of contempt, and spit out a word: "Pretend."

I laughed and said, "Teacher Shan has an impression of me, so happy."

Jing Chuan despised me even more and said, "Could it be your second spring?"

I said, "I think he's so handsome."

It took a long time for Mr. Shan's 1.8-meter tall figure to appear in Jing Chuan's mind.After a while, Jing Chuan turned his head to look at me and asked, "Mei Zi, are you missing a father?"

I thought about it and said, "I'm not only short of a father, but also a mother."

Perhaps my attitude was too serious, and the expression in Jing Chuan's eyes instantly became very complicated.Jing Chuan took a breath of cigarettes and said, "I think you are still short-sighted."

Well, kind of.

The author has something to say:

Dazai's nonsense:

Jing Chuan is Dazai's favorite woman, bar none