we are all gay

I'm a pull and I have two little ones.One is the fat man and the other is the young master.

The fat man's surname is Bai, and his single name is "li". He is 180 in height and 180 in weight. He is quite burly.In his words, he is quite aura, swinging his arm ten meters away.Fatty is my childhood friend, and his hometown is also in Chongming.We trampled on every plant and tree on Chongming Island barefoot together.

When I was young, I was much thinner than children of the same age, because I had no father or mother, and my uncle and aunt did not give me good food.The fat man said, I was picked out of a clam by my grandma when she was fishing.

Thinking about it now, Fatty has understood the profound secrets of where people come from since he was a child, he learned it without a teacher, and he has his own dirty attributes.The fat man also said that he likes to raise seafood.The few ounces of meat on my body were all raised by the fat man who stole his buns.

I forgot to mention that Fatty's family runs a pork shop, and they also sell buns in the morning.Every time he sees the Pingchuan on my chest, the fat man smacks his lips frequently and says, "I knew I would have given you more buns." I said, "I love shrimp." The fat man said, "I will believe it." Believe it or not, you believe it." The fat man laughed happily.

The fat man's face is big and fleshy, his eyes are small, and his facial features, which are not obvious at all, are squeezed together by flesh.The fat man is very jealous of people saying that he has small eyes, but I prefer to say him.Especially when the fat man kept staring at me.

The fat man narrowed his eyes and said, "Meizi, why are your eyes so big? Like... like fish eyes."

I said, "Fatty, can you open your eyes and talk to me!"

The fat man said, "Fuck! My eyes are open!"

I said, "Grass! That's obviously a crack!"

Grass!

On the phone, WeChat pushed another message.Swipe the message prompt on the phone.The fat man's profile picture is a girl. I clicked on his profile picture and saw that the girl had big chestnut curly hair, red lips and oval face, choppy waves, and big eyes.I closed Fatty's profile picture and saw two messages he sent.

"Meizi, why did you go to Suzhou?" "You didn't tell me when you went to Suzhou!"

I replied: "This girl is so flirtatious, which movie is she from?"

The fat man replied: "You are only in the film, this is my girlfriend."

I was silly, and replied: "Haha, what a fat man, Nong Yanfu is not shallow."

The fat man replied: "There is more meat than you."

I replied: "Superficial."

The fat man replied: "You are Gao Shen, you Gao Shen ran to Suzhou without saying a word, looking for a wife from thousands of miles away!"

"93.3 kilometers."

"You can figure it out."

"Haha, did the young master tell you?"

The young master is also a child of ours, named Yu Yunsheng, he is good-looking and his family is rich.The young master was always bullied when he was a child, and was taken under the command of the fat man and the two buns.Well, we became the legendary Golden Triangle.

When his father was developing land in Chongming, he has been fooling around with us since elementary school until now.The young master doesn't talk much, he doesn't like to reveal, and we don't like to ask.Calling him young master was entirely because he was too young at the time, and his name was too difficult to pronounce.

The fat man replied: "Who else but him? Who else can I ask besides him! You little red guy ran away, where can I find you!"

I replied: "You already have girlfriends, why are you looking for me? Could it be possible to take me as a concubine?"

Another message popped up, the avatar was a pig.It's the young master.

The young master said, "No."

I didn't even pay attention to what the fat man said among the three of us.Group name: Pour in a cup, I started it.There is a small bar in Chongming, and the drinks in the bar are worthy of the name.The three of us each drank a glass and poured it all down.This bar was opened by my grandma, who is still in Chongming.

I replied: "No village girl from my hometown, I can't be a young mistress."

The young master replied: "I don't accept it for nothing."

I made a vomited expression, and then said, "Master Yu, can we not show our affection in public?"

The young master replied: "Meizi, when are you coming back?"

Fatty also co-authored: "Yes, when will you be back?"

I was complacent for a while and asked, "You two started to miss me so soon?"

No one spoke.I thought to myself, these two guys are abnormal, could it be that they really miss me?It is said that we have been hanging out all the way from elementary school to university, and we have not been that far away.

I said, "My fiancée is here, and I'm not going anywhere!"

After a while, the young master replied, "Meizi, when will you get married?"

I thought about it, and replied: "In two years, I'm still young."

The fat man replied in seconds: "If you haven't played enough, just say it."

I chuckled and startled Eleven in the cat nest.

I replied: "I just haven't played enough."

The fat man replied: "Be careful when playing with firecrackers."

I replied: "I play with fire and light cigarettes." Then asked: "Why do you ask this, Master?"

After a while, the young master replied: "Just ask."

I replied: "You little red bastard."

The fat man replied: "Haha, you're welcome, Meizi."

The young master replied: "I'm asleep, I have time to go back to Shanghai."

The fat man replied: "I'm asleep too, my Mimi told me to go to bed early."

I replied: "Meow, it's four o'clock in the morning, I went to bed really early." Then I replied: "Good night."

Closed the phone, I also fainted.At this point, sleepiness is strong.

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