One Hundred Ways to Make a Villain Unemployed [Transmigration Book]

Hiding under the latrine pit to spy on the girls going to the toilet, but accidentally got stuck in the pit and couldn't get out, resulting in drowning in the excrement - this kind of death is so shocking that even a person like Yu Qiubei, who is used to seeing strong winds and waves, can't say no for a long time speak out.

This self-inflicted brother became anxious and shouted, "Can you save me? Have pity on me!"

Yu Qiubei considered the words: "Is it your only wish to save you?"

He speculates that this ghost is the same as Zhenzhen. He died with a deep obsession, so he has been lingering in this underworld. Therefore, he must figure out what his obsession is in order to prescribe the right medicine and help him fulfill his wish. See if the fog clears up.

Unexpectedly, when the ghost heard this, he became embarrassed, and a shy expression appeared on the face of a big man.Su Rong has a bad heart, could it be that his obsession is actually because he failed to see the bottom of a woman's skirt before he died?If this is the case, the sacrifice these female students have to make is too great...

Su Rong glanced sideways at Yu Qiubei. He was also seriously waiting for the ghost's answer. The slightly frowned brows showed that he might be thinking about whether to fall in love with Zhenzhen or let the female students die honorably. Which option is better.

Seeing the omnipotent hero in a dilemma, Su Rong couldn't help laughing wildly in her heart.

The drowned ghost said shyly, "Actually, it's not..."

Su Rong held her breath nervously.

"I was really desperate before I died. I couldn't accept that I died in a cesspit..."

Hmm, tell me your wish is to see girls' skirts, hurry up, hurry up!

"So I thought..."

Su Rong's eyes lit up.Yu Qiubei looked solemn.

"I wish I could take a shower."

Su Rong almost staggered and fell into the ditch.That's it?That's it?

Yu Qiubei's tensed jaw instantly relaxed, his brows and eyes stretched out visibly, and even his tone returned to the original gentle and polite tone: "This is easy to handle, we will pull you out and give you a bath. "

The drowned ghost was tearful and excited: "That's great! You are really kind people!"

Su Rong looked back and forth at the pit where the man was lying.The latrine hadn't been flushed all the time, and the excrement had piled up like a mountain. He just took a look, wishing he could offer a big reward for a pair of eyes that hadn't seen it.

To pull a stuck grown man out of a situation like this, they're really nice people.

Despite giving up hope, Su Rong asked, "Big brother, why isn't this toilet flushing? Do you know where the flush switch is?"

If it could be flushed, the pit would be a little cleaner.

"It just so happened that the pipes were broken and there was no water in the toilet." The drowning ghost replied aggrievedly, "Otherwise I wouldn't have drowned."

It's really not surprising.

Su Rong glanced at Yu Qiubei's side face, in order to embarrass Yu Qiubei, he was ready to go all out!

"President." Su Rong gritted her teeth and said, "Shall we pull him out together?"

"No." But this time Yu Qiubei became wary and declined him politely, "You have to save your strength for throwing the throwing knife, I'll let someone else do it."

"This one……"

Su Rong wanted to fight again, but Yu Qiubei turned to Wang Fan at the door and said, "Wang Fan, you are very strong, come here and help pull people."

"What?" Wang Fan took a step back in panic, and he was about to disappear outside the door, "I'm not strong enough! If Su Rong wants to help you, just let him go, don't ask me, I can't do it!"

Yu Qiubei looked at You Miao again: "...You Miao, are you coming?"

You Miao, who has always been very reliable, has a troubled expression at this moment: "I am quite obsessed with cleanliness."

Yu Qiubei didn't want to force others, so he went around in circles, only Su Rong in the whole bathroom was willing to rescue this ghost from the cesspit with him.

Su Rong's eyes shone with sincerity: "President, I promise not to cause trouble this time! If there is any mistake, I will..."

Just how he didn't think about it, he looked left and right, in order to gain trust, he was determined——

"I'll be butterfly swimming in the cesspool!"

Yu Qiubei had no choice but to ask him to help, but he did not forget to leave a sentence: "Remember what you said."

Su Rong nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.Yu Qiubei saw that he even threw out such cruel words as butterfly swimming in the manure pond, and a little believed that he was sincere, but he didn't know that Su Rong had already thought of countless excellent strategies to throw the blame in his mind.

Xuan Weiran temporarily found garbage bags from the shelf, and made a simple protective suit for the two of them, covering their clothes so as not to get dirty in a while.

They don't have a change of clothes now, and every piece of clothing is a treasured item.

While rummaging through the shelves, she was also pleasantly surprised to find a bunch of anti-pollen masks. They finally didn't have to rely on thin paper towels to continue their lives.

Yu Qiubei explained the plan to him, that is, they would take a few buckets of water to briefly rinse the latrine pit, and then each of them would grab a hand and drag the man out of the pit.

Su Rong continued to nod: "It's very simple, no problem."

The others helped to pick up a few large buckets of water, and Yu Qiubei was going to pick it up, but Su Rong rushed to say, "I'll do it, I'll do it", and he lifted the bucket first.

The bucket was half full of water, so heavy that Su Rong could barely lift it with two hands.He wobbled up the steps and found a problem.

He held the handle of the bucket with both hands, and he had no hand to pour the water from the bucket.

He struggled to turn around and asked for help: "Chairman, president, come and help me."

Yu Qiubei crossed his arms, showing an expression that he knew he would say that, and waited for him to stand stupidly for a while again, before he stepped forward and bent down to support the bottom of the bucket, helping him dump the bucket over.

The water gushes out in an instant, and Yu Qiubei controls the flow rate of the water so that the water will not be sprinkled all over one place in one go, and at the same time, it has enough force to wash away the dirt covered by the ghost's lower body.

Su Rong knew that he was preventing the fierce jet of water from splashing out when it touched the wall of the pit, but he refused to allow him to do so, pretending that it was too heavy to lift, and urged, "Hurry up, President, I'm going to die!"

"Persevere, it will be fine soon." Yu Qiubei has not yet realized the seriousness of the matter, and is enduring the discomfort to concentrate on adjusting the angle of the water flow to ensure that it can reach the dirty place.

Yu Qiubei lowered his head, unable to see the sly smile on his face.In the next second, he pretended to lose his strength accidentally, and let go of the hand holding the bucket. With a bang, the bucket fell to the ground, and the remaining half of the bucket instantly gathered into a huge stream of water. Qiubei's face.

Yu Qiubei leaned back, but he still couldn't dodge, as the water poured all over his head and face.

Yu Qiubei was in a bent posture, while Su Rong was standing, so Yu Qiubei was the only one who suffered, and Su Rong only got wet on his trouser legs.

The drowned ghost below was hit hard on the thigh by the water jet, and he was not happy, and said, "Hey, be careful!"

However, no one paid him any attention.

Yu Qiubei was shrouded in low air pressure. He raised his head slowly, and two cold lights shot out from his raised eyelids.

Su Rong's apology had already revealed her experience, and while hurriedly saying sorry, she seemed anxious to pick up the hem of her short sleeves and was about to wipe his face for him.

The old light bulb was still on the ceiling of the bathroom, the dim yellow light flickered slightly, and a small section of Su Rong's white waist exposed under the clothes, facing Yu Qiubei.

Perhaps because he thought his clothes were dirty after wearing them for several days, Yu Qiubei stood up and avoided his hands.Behind him, Xuan Weiran handed over a clean towel at the right time, relieving him of his troubles.

Fortunately, Yu Qiubei wore a mask tightly, and the splashed water didn't get dirty, otherwise a towel might not be able to solve the problem.

After drying up the water, he finally felt in the mood to ask Master Su Rongxing for his crimes. He raised his eyebrows and pointed to the other two compartments: "Choose a pit and swim butterfly in the cesspool."

"You can't rely on me!" Su Rong had already thought up an excuse, "I said I couldn't lift it anymore, you asked me to hold on, but I really can't hold on, what else can I do?"

Of course Yu Qiubei refused to let him go so easily: "Won't you remind me?"

Not to be outdone, Su Rong said, "I don't have as fast a reaction as you..."

The drowned ghost at the bottom of the pit couldn't stand it any longer, and shouted loudly: "Hey, you two don't care about me! Just ignore me!"

So Yu Qiubei didn't have time to pursue him for the time being, so he turned around and picked up another bucket of water to work alone.He could easily lift the bucket that Su Rong needed two hands to lift with one hand.

Su Rong looked at the suddenly obvious arm muscles under Yu Qiubei's sleeves, feeling a little envious.

Why does he still have this white body even after time travelling?

Roughly rinsing off the ghost's feces, they had to take the next step of the plan and pull the ghost out of the pit.

Su Rong took a big step and walked to the wall on the other side of the latrine.He and Yu Qiubei are on one side, and can hold the ghost's two hands respectively.

Yu Qiubei remained silent for a while, Su Rong cleared his throat, and broke the silence first: "President, we just need to drag him to sit up, this is simple, no matter how stupid I am, I can handle it."

He was telling the truth, everything should be done in a steady stream, and after he made troubles for Yu Qiubei today, he might not have such a chance.

"I don't think you're stupid." Yu Qiubei pointed out, "You tend to cramp your hands easily."

Su Rong pretended not to understand: "President, what are you talking about? I did this because I exhausted too much energy today. Normally, I am still able to work."

As he spoke, he made a gesture of raising an iron with one hand: "Don't underestimate the strength of the members of the shot put club!"

Yu Qiubei dismantled the stage: "Are you saying that you need both hands to lift the bucket?"

Su Rong: "...I said it was too much physical exertion!"

"Stop arguing..." The ghost in the pit looked at the two innocent people wearily, and acted as a peacemaker helplessly, "Let's get down to business first!"

Su Rong angrily lowered her head and stopped looking at Yu Qiubei, and asked the ghost, "Big brother, can you hand me your hand?"

"No." The drowned ghost said confidently, "Do you know what it means to be stuck? It means that only the parts above my neck can move!"

"Okay, okay, don't get excited." Su Rong checked her dishwashing gloves, they were intact and not broken, "I'll just pull you."

The drowned ghost's hands were tightly stuck in his trouser pockets.Although their cleaning just now washed away the dirty things on the surface, it is inevitable that some fish slipped through the net.Su Rong comforted herself that she couldn't feel anything while wearing gloves, squatted down and held her breath, saw the position of his hand and pulled it——

"Ouch, take it easy!" the drowned ghost screamed.

Su Rong had just grabbed his hand, and he hadn't pulled it hard yet, so he kept screaming like this, Su Rong was at a loss, and could only complain: "Brother, why do you want to do such a difficult job?" The posture of putting your left hand in your right pocket?"

"I, I don't want to get my hands dirty..."

This drowned ghost can always say some words that are difficult for normal people to understand with a straight face.Su Rong thought to herself that you are still afraid of getting your hands dirty when you lie in the latrine and your whole body gets dirty.

Yu Qiubei on the opposite side observed silently for a while, and then said slowly: "Don't bother, his hand is stuck in this posture, and we can't pull it out with a hard pull."

I wasted my efforts?Am I following your plan?Su Rong, a wage earner, was not very happy: "Then what is your opinion, president?"

Yu Qiubei got up calmly and said, "Let's find some oil to lubricate."

The author has something to say: I may be a person who can't get rid of low-level interests, and I can't write shit without writing.