One Hundred Ways to Make a Villain Unemployed [Transmigration Book]

No one had any objections to Yu Qiubei's proposal, and 14 of them rushed into the bathroom of the supermarket in a mighty force, instantly congesting the small place.Even so, no one wants to stand in the compartment, because the smell is too bad.

This kind of old toilet is usually flushed after a period of time, but the excrement piled up in the pit shows that it has not been flushed for a long time, which is why the smell is so pungent.

Thirteen pairs of eyes looked at Yu Qiubei, and Yu Qiubei resignedly took out a tissue to cover his mouth and nose, and told them that he would go into the cubicle to see if the ghost could communicate.

Wang Fan stood closest to the door, raised his arms high and shouted, "President, come on."

Su Rong smiled slightly, how could he let Yu Qiubei resist everything by himself.

He immediately took a step forward, took out a tissue and said in a similar manner: "President, I will accompany you!"

Yu Qiubei glanced at him in surprise, probably because he didn't expect him to say that, and he was stunned: "No, there's no need, I can handle it by myself."

"How can I do that? President, don't be polite to me!"

Su Rong couldn't help but squeeze into the cubicle first, not giving Yu Qiubei a chance to refuse.Yu Qiubei stood outside the cubicle for a while before reluctantly following in.

The cubicle of the old toilet is also very narrow, and it is not easy to squeeze two people into it.Su Rong and Yu Qiubei could only squat shoulder to shoulder on the side near the door, and at the same time, they both tightly pressed the tissues in their hands.

However, this disgusting smell can still rush straight into their nostrils through the cover of tissue paper.Su Rong once shared a room with a cat owner, and he dared to say that the freshest cat feces are a hundred times more fragrant than this.

The ghost in the pit was still the same as when Su Rong first saw him, lying motionless at the bottom of the pit.Just now Su Rong didn't have time to take a closer look, but now, enduring the discomfort, he could barely distinguish the ghost's posture from the pile of filth. It was a very strange shoulder curled up against the wall of the pit, his hands crossed on his stomach and palms inserted. The pose in the pants pocket.

It is impossible for an ordinary latrine to lie face up for an adult male.And this ghost is obviously thinner than ordinary men, maybe it is because of his short stature that he can sneak and peep under the latrine without anyone noticing.

Yu Qiubei opened his mouth to try to talk to the ghost, but when he opened his mouth, he couldn't help but vomited softly.Su Rong immediately patted him on the back pretending to be concerned: "President, are you okay!"

There was only a narrow road where they squatted, and Yu Qiubei was defenseless, this palm almost knocked him into the ditch.Yu Qiubei regained his balance urgently, turned his head to look at him, and there was a bit of sullenness in his eyes that hadn't changed for thousands of years.

Su Rong was very happy that he was angry, she was not afraid that he would be angry, but she was afraid that he would not be angry.He said apologetically with a natural expression: "I'm sorry, President! I'm really habitually heavy-handed. I didn't mean it. I'm so sorry!"

His tone was sincere, and Yu Qiubei turned his head away without saying anything.Su Rong thought it was over like this, but Yu Qiubei stared at the bottom of the latrine and said quietly: "Didn't you say that you threw the fruit knife so hard that you lost your strength?"

Oops!He did say this when he was perfunctory to Wang Fan... Su Rong stammered to find an excuse for himself: "Then, that was a joke, it's not true."

Yu Qiubei snorted softly, and seemed to reluctantly let him go.Guiltyly, Su Rong clutched the tissue tightly, feeling that Yu Qiubei was much more vigilant than he imagined, and it was quite difficult to carry out his scheme of making trouble in the dark.

Yu Qiubei began to try to communicate with the ghost: "Hey, can you hear me?"

The ghost didn't even blink, just stared at the ceiling silently, without any response.

Yu Qiubei was not discouraged, and asked again: "Hello? Are you there?"

Su Rong felt that it was only because of his tone of voice that he could successfully communicate with ghosts, so he was the only one to do it.He pinched his nose and spoke in a familiar tone: "Hey big brother, what are you doing lying here? Don't you think it smells bad? Why don't you come out?"

The ghost actually reacted.His eyeballs turned around and quickly settled on Su Rong.

Seeing this, Su Rong smiled triumphantly at Yu Qiubei, and continued to strike while the iron was hot: "Big brother, why don't you hurry up and change to a clean place to chat with us!"

The ghost's lips moved slightly, and it seemed that he was about to speak.Unfortunately, the lower half of his face was drowned in the filth, and he was bound to touch it with his mouth, so he immediately closed his mouth again.

Don't ghosts come and go without a shadow, what do they want to do, why is this big brother so useless, he can't even wipe his own mouth!

There is no way, they need to help wipe the mouth.Su Rong didn't want to do it by himself. Didn't Yu Qiubei say that he would hand over all the dirty work to him? This is exactly when he behaved.

Su Rong elbowed Yu Qiubei's arm, motioning him to hurry up.

A question mark slowly appeared on Yu Qiubei's face.

Su Rong urged: "President, he can't speak when he wants to speak, you can wipe his face quickly, so that we can communicate!"

Yu Qiubei looked at Su Rong, and then at the other people behind him who automatically backed away by more than half a meter. He couldn't see anyone who was willing to take the initiative to do this, so he had to do it himself.

Xuan Weiran prepared thick dishwashing gloves, which he took from the supermarket shelf, and when he handed them to Yu Qiubei, he seemed to be looking at a martyr who was about to die bravely.

At this time, a girl said weakly: "Well... I have rhinitis, or I will try it?"

Before Yu Qiubei could speak, Su Rong took the first step and said: "No, no, we boys will do the job of making the president's speech, so don't meddle in it. And the smell of rhinitis can't be stopped at all, you just Stand by and cheer for the president!"

The girl probably just raised her mouth in order to show her presence in front of Yu Qiubei, but when she heard what Su Rong said, she immediately stopped insisting, and logically squeezed Xuan Weiran away to stand next to Yu Qiubei, her hands clenched into fists and her eyes full of smiles : "President, come on!"

Yu Qiubei: "...Thank you."

Yu Qiubei put on rubber gloves on both hands, and Xuan Weiran gave him another towel, saying that wiping with a towel would make it faster, which was very thoughtful.

Seeing that Yu Qiubei was still here dawdling in love with Xuan Weiran, Su Rong couldn't wait, and urged: "President, are you ready?"

Yu Qiubei rolled his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Here we come."

Su Rong had already squatted in the cubicle and covered her mouth and nose, but seeing that Yu Qiubei was holding a towel in one hand and a tissue in the other, and his fingers in thick gloves were not very flexible, he immediately came up with a plan and diligently touched it again. A tissue said to Yu Qiubei: "President, how about this, let me cover your face for you, how about you concentrate on wiping him?"

Yu Qiubei cautiously said no, he can do it himself.

However, Su Rong was extremely enthusiastic. As soon as he squatted down, he immediately stretched out the tissue on his hand to cover his nose and mouth for him, and his earnest voice came out clearly through the thin tissue: "President, don't be polite to me. Just let me help you! The faster you wipe, the faster we can get out of this damn place."

Yu Qiu couldn't get past him, dropped the tissue in his other hand and acquiesced to his actions.Immediately afterwards, Su Rong saw that he closed his eyes, as if he was doing psychological training for himself, then lowered his head, and with both hands, he took a towel and quickly covered the lower half of the big brother's face at the bottom of the pit.

It's now!Su Rong let go of his hand covering his mouth and nose, and the white tissue fell down lightly, just covering the big brother's face. Yu Qiubei was caught off guard by this thunderous blow, not to mention nothing, and caught off guard. Breathing out a stench comparable to biochemical weapons, his pupils trembled, and he stood up unbearably, clutching his neck and retching crazily.

Luckily they didn't eat much, and he didn't actually spit anything out, which would have made it harder to clean up.

Su Rong yelled, and apologized to him full of guilt: "President, I, I..."

He didn't think of an excuse yet, he hesitated for a long time, and wanted to wait for Yu Qiubei to interrupt him magnanimously and say it's okay, so that he wouldn't have to bother, but Yu Qiubei just didn't say anything, and stared at him with a complicated expression, The eye sockets were a little red due to retching, but even so, she could still feel a bit sharp.

"...Look at me being clumsy, President, please scold me, I feel better if you scold me."

Su Rong changed her strategy and made Yu Qiubei scold him seemingly with self-blame, but actually blocked Yu Qiubei's mouth to make him feel worse about really blaming him.

Sure enough, Yu Qiubei suffered from being dumb, opened and closed his mouth in vain, and finally had nothing to say, so he took out a tissue and covered his face obediently.

It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on anyone.

Xuan Weiran, the grass protector, couldn't bear to see Yu Qiubei suffer. He glanced at Su Rong reproachfully, and said distressedly, "Qiubei, let me help you."

Yu Qiubei showed an impatient tone for the first time: "Stop talking, I will do it myself."

Su Rong was so happy that she didn't speak, she covered her mouth with both hands in a polite manner, indicating that she would just squat and do nothing else.After taking a deep breath, Yu Qiubei squatted down again, and directly wiped the lower half of the big brother's face at the bottom of the pit with the paper towel thrown down by Su Rong.

Su Rong pulled out a hand and gave him a thumbs up crazily, which meant that he was very powerful.Yu Qiubei couldn't take it anymore and scratched away his hand that was blocking his view, and started talking to this ghost: "You...you can say whatever you want, brother."

The ghost's eyes were cloudy, and he stared at the two of them closely, as if seeing a life-saving straw.The next second, he slowly opened his chapped lips, and shouted hoarsely: "Help, save me..."

save you?Aren't you a ghost? It's our turn to rescue you?Su Rong asked inexplicably: "Big brother, why do you want us to save you? What's wrong with you?"

Yu Qiubei looked up at the toilet thoughtfully, worried that there might be other dangers here.

The ghost moved his lips and shed two lines of tears. A man in his 40s and [-]s was as fragile as a child at the moment.Su Rong thought he would say something scary, but the next sentence he uttered made everyone dumbfounded.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ..."

Weeping and crying, he added: "I am so miserable..."

Everyone was stunned for a moment.

Su Rong wanted to say that this is your retribution for spying on others going to the toilet, but she was afraid that it would affect the pleasant communication with this brother, so she finally closed her mouth silently.

The author has something to say: I didn't describe the situation in the latrine in too much detail, so everyone just understands it! !