One Hundred Ways to Make a Villain Unemployed [Transmigration Book]

"It has been detected that the target has repented, and system No. 033 will be connected soon!"

Su Rong shuddered, desperately restraining herself from showing an overly excited expression.

This is the system coming!The system is coming towards him with his golden finger!But what does that "meaning of repentance" mean, why does it feel weird...

Before he could recover, a completely different and gentle customer service voice appeared: "Hi, Su Rong kisses you, number 033 is here to serve you!"

Su Rong held back a lot of questions, and frantically asked the system in her mind: "Hello, hello! Why on earth did I come to this ghostly place? Why did you show up now? When did you send me the golden finger? If I and this group of people can successfully leave here, will I return to my original world?"

It may take some time for the system to deal with so many questions at once, and it will reply after a while: "Please don't worry, I have received all your questions, and I also deeply sympathize with your experience!"

Su Rong thought that if you have time to sympathize with me, why don't you tell me what's going on.

The system can hear what he thinks, so the customer service voice smiled and said: "Don't worry, when I answer your question, you will know why I have to express my deep sympathy for you."

Su Rong suddenly had a bad feeling.

The voice of the customer service voice was gentle, but the words Su Rong spit out became more and more startled: "Dear, I want to ask if you ever said the phrase 'If you don't write about Jack Su, you will die'?"

He did say it, but what does that have to do with all this?

"That's right. Our side feels that you dare to disrespect the respected God of Jack Su. This is an unforgivable crime! The great God punished you for coming to this world to give you a new life, What a chance to get to know Jacksu again!"

Children, do you have a lot of question marks?

Yes I have.

"Please don't ask yourself an answer in your head, I can hear it."

Su Rong tried hard to force herself not to laugh: "...You mean there is a god named Jacksu, so does that mean there is also the god Marysu?"

"Of course there is. By the way, I can answer your second question. Why did I show up now? It's because there are too many blasphemy mortals. We can't take care of them if we come to receive them. Therefore, we can only give priority to those who have repented. Dear human being!"

Su Rong was already unable to complain: "My dear, I just said something in my own home, and this is considered blasphemy...is it a god?"

After all, he has been educated in atheism since he was a child, and he still can't accept that there is such a thing as the God of Jacksu in the world.

The customer service replied respectfully: "Darling, have you never heard of a saying called 'There is a god when you raise your head three feet'? God is everywhere and omniscient, so whether you are at home or in public, you don't have to Something like that should be made."

What kind of god is the God of Jack Su?

"My dear, please speak carefully, if you have similar thoughts, this side may consider increasing your punishment!"

I'm sorry, I'm ignorant and I haven't even heard of the name of Jacksu. From today on, I understand that the God of Jacksu is a God greater than Jesus and the Virgin Mary!Xinnan is willing to be a vegetarian all his life in exchange for God's forgiveness...

"It's ok, you've already felt your sincerity, so I'll answer your question about cheats. I regret to inform you that we don't provide cheats here. In this spiritual world, everything depends on You yourself, please do your best!"

Yes, he is a sinner, and he came here to atone for his sins, how dare he want to have a golden finger!

Su Rong tried her best to appear sincere: "May I ask what should I do in exchange for the forgiveness of the respected God of Jack Su?"

"It's very simple!" There was a trace of suppressed gloating in the tone of the customer service voice, "As long as you beat Yu Qiubei, the hero of this world, you can go back!"

Su Rong didn't know whether to ask "what if I'm a straight man" or "why should I break up a straight man" first, but no matter what you ask, it may be a decision to question the God of Jack Su. The penalty is increased, so it is better not to ask.

Customer service: "You're right, I'm glad you finally have a little self-awareness!"

Su Rong flattered her mouth, but her heart was bleeding: "You are joking, I am now a devout follower of the God of Jack Su, and I will do whatever God tells me to do, no different! Straight man, the more difficult the task, the more it will reflect my loyalty to God!"

"Of course it's best for you to think this way. Then I will give you another reminder. If you die in this world, you are really dead. The great god of Jacksu can't save you, so please cherish your life , work hard to complete the task!"

Su Rong suddenly thought of a question: "...What will happen if I don't complete the task assigned by the organization in the end?"

"You will die too."

This is really, not surprising at all!

"That's the way it is, do you understand it?"

Su Rong said submissively: "Understood, your explanation is very detailed, I am willing to give you a five-star praise."

The customer service said with satisfaction: "It's a pity that we haven't opened the comment function here, but I still received your thoughts. Time is limited, so I won't tell you more, so I will go offline to receive the next sinner. Best wishes Dear you, you have successfully passed the test, and you can change your mind and start a new life!"

"What? You won't be with me all the time?" Su Rong was surprised at first, and then there was a burst of joy of escape—of course, this joy just flashed in his mind, and he quickly killed it in the bud.

"Due to the large number of people who committed the crime of blasphemy, my colleagues and I had to work overtime to barely finish the reception. We really don't have time to closely supervise every person who made mistakes. Please understand and cooperate with us in our work, consciously and independently Complete the test!"

"Fully understand, fully cooperate." The corners of Su Rong's mouth rose wildly, but fortunately the system can only read the thoughts in his brain, but cannot see his expression, "Then please walk slowly, I will not send it away."

At the end of the customer service voice, the sentence "I will appear again when the radar detects that you complete the task" stopped talking, followed by another "beep--", the first mechanical voice said: "System 033 has confirmed Sign out."

Su Rong waited cautiously for a few seconds, then tentatively said in his mind: "The God of Jack Su is...the incarnation of Satan!"

"Only fools believe in Jack Su!"

"I'm not worthy to lift shoes for Marx!"

Nothing happened.He is safe!

He was almost moved to tears, the feeling of being watched what was going on in his head was really terrible, and he didn't want to live like this forever.

It’s okay if the system doesn’t come out, he had already accepted that he crossed over to the same person named Su Rong in "Strange Stories on Campus", and was going to hold Yu Qiubei's male protagonist's thigh tightly and try to follow him back to the normal world in the book again. Start a life - after all, he can have the characters and general plots of the top ten works on the website rankings in his mind, and when he writes these things again, won't he just soar in place and become a big bull?

Now that Daniel's dream is broken, whether he can survive has become a problem.Being caught by an evil spirit like Xiaowan here is death, and if he can't break Yu Qiubei, he is also dead. Even if there is a one in a thousand chance that he really breaks Yu Qiubei by luck, he still can only return to his home. That small dilapidated rental house, continue to be a code word migrant worker, what is he trying to do!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but secretly glanced at Yu Qiubei, and blamed this Yu Qiubei for setting too much Jack Su for the disaster.Unexpectedly, Yu Qiubei seemed to have eyes on the side, and immediately sensed his fierce gaze, and asked inexplicably, "Su Rong, what do you think I am doing?"

He is very self-cultivated, and the word he uses is "look" instead of "stare".

Su Rong coughed, he was only paying attention to the conversation with No. 033 just now, he didn't hear what other people were discussing, he only vaguely felt that he was still talking about that ghost in the bathroom.He had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "There are no other ghosts to experiment with. Do you have to find the one in the toilet? That cubicle is really smelly. I even hated it when I was standing there."

Yu Qiubei raised his eyebrows: "Then who else do you think we can look for?"

"Just..." Su Rong rolled her eyes and fixed on Xiao Wan who had an innocent face.

"Don't talk about it. I agree with Qiubei's proposal." Xuan Weiran couldn't sit still, "Thinking about it, Qiubei's words are indeed more reliable. It's nothing to get dirty and smelly just to go back."

Considering?Obviously it is for your happiness to consider!

The thought of robbing Su Rong, a man with these little sisters, gave me a headache.Although he was originally curvy, his favorite type has always been the muscular, muscular and bearded kind of muscular and handsome man.Yu Qiubei's long sleeves were tightly wrapped, so he couldn't see his figure, but just looking at his upper arm, he knew that even if Yu Qiubei had muscles, they should be thin muscles, not the strong muscles he liked.

Speaking of which, Wang Fan's figure is not bad...Su Rong quietly looked Wang Fan from head to toe again.Wang Fan was wearing gray white short sleeves, with a bulging arm exposed under the cuffs, and the taut fabric on the chest was enough to show the proud chest muscles hidden under it.

Su Rong swallowed her saliva, and shifted her gaze to Wang Fan's face—this person was nervous, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his whole body was overwhelmed by the fear of provoking ghosts.

Forget it, it's just an idiot with superficial appearances.

At this moment, Yu Qiubei looked at Xuan Weiran and comforted her: "It's okay, we boys will do the dirty and tiring work."

Xuan Weiran couldn't help smiling, but immediately said that girls can also contribute.

Yu Qiubei shook his head, apparently determined not to need girls to intervene.

Su Rong looked at Yu Qiubei's gentlemanly appearance, and suddenly an excellent idea flashed in his mind.

Anyway, there is no hope of breaking Yu Qiubei, so it is better to make trouble for him, and take it as revenge for that idle asshole, the God of Jacksu, otherwise it is really difficult to solve the hatred in his heart.

Doesn't Yu Qiubei like to show off in front of girls to save face? He just wants to make him look ugly in front of everyone.Thinking of Yu Qiubei's frantic appearance but unable to scold him for the sake of his image, and could only suffer in silence, Su Rong felt that even if he was doomed to die in the end, at least he could still smile!

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