One Hundred Ways to Make a Villain Unemployed [Transmigration Book]

There are all kinds of edible oils on the shelves of the supermarket, including peanut oil, olive oil, sunflower oil... Su Rong followed Yu Qiubei out, looked at the dazzling array of shelves and asked unconsciously, "Which one do you want?"

Yu Qiubei looked at him as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person: "...we don't cook, any kind of food is fine."

Su Rong shut her mouth, picked up two barrels of oil and left.

Yu Qiubei looked at him with a barrel of the largest peanut oil in his hand, thought for a moment, and finally followed him empty-handed.

Sure enough, in the middle of the walk, Su Rong couldn't lift it anymore, but because of face, he forced himself to walk a few more steps, but refused to put the oil down.

"Let me do it." Yu Qiubei suddenly said, "You mentioned a section of the road, and I will mention another section, it's fair."

Su Rong didn't expect him to say that, and didn't react for a long time.Yu Qiubei snatched the oil from him directly, leaving him alone and walking straight ahead.

When Su Rong came back to her senses, she felt that Yu Qiubei was really an amazingly generous person.Obviously there is no one else here except the two of them, no one will see him doing these things, and he has cheated him several times not long ago, he can think of a thoughtful one without hurting his face, regardless of the past. Helping him carry the oil drum for the reason, a normal person would be so holy... no, holy father?

Su Rong felt that the author of this book portrayed the male protagonist a little too perfectly, even to the point of false perfection.

So this requires him to step in, to trip up the hero, to make him a bit human, he is really obliged!

When the oil was brought back, Yu Qiubei first told the ghosts in the pit what they were going to do next: "I will pour some oil on your shoulders, and then support your back and push you straight out...well, this pit It's a bit deep, maybe you have to use your feet, is that okay?"

This is a ghost, what's wrong with using your feet!Yu Qiubei was too polite.

Sure enough, the drowned ghost not only had no objection, but also said with anticipation: "Of course not! As long as you can save me, you can kick me!"

Yu Qiubei took out a small bag of shoe covers from his trousers pocket, the package hadn't been opened yet, and he took it from the shelf when Su Rong wasn't paying attention.

Su Rong asked if he needed his help.

Yu Qiubei thought for a while, and gave him two shoe covers, saying that they would still be in charge of one side for a while.

The oil was poured down slowly, and the drowned ghost cried out excitedly: "Hey, why do I feel like I can move!"

His shoulders that were firmly pressed against the wall of the pit really moved. He twisted left and right, trying to wriggle out by himself, but Yu Qiubei immediately said, "Be careful not to get hurt, let us do it."

"Okay, okay." The ghost was also tired from moving, so he lay down obediently, waiting for them to come to rescue him.

Su Rong and Yu Qiubei each put one foot into the latrine.Su Rong felt as if he had stepped on a puddle of mud under his feet. He must have stepped on unwashed shit. He looked at Yu Qiubei again, and the other person's face was not very good-looking, so he felt relieved. It turned out that he was not the only one who felt that nausea.

Their feet with shoe covers stretched out behind the ghost's shoulder blades, and Yu Qiubei said, "Come on, let me count to three, two, one, and let's work hard together."

"Three, two, one..."

Su Rong supported the wall, raised her ankles in a regular manner, and the ghost's shoulders were supported little by little by the joint efforts of the two of them.

"Oh oh oh oh!" The drowned ghost shouted excitedly, "I'm saved!"

When he reached about thirty degrees, he could move freely, and immediately freed his crossed hands in his pockets.The first thing he did was not to stand up and take a breath of fresh air, but to stay in the pit and put his clean hands into the penis excitedly...

my eyes!Su Rong felt that this was more shocking than seeing the pool full of excrement, so she asked in shock, "What are you doing!"

The drowned ghost still thought he was making a fuss: "What are you doing so loudly, I'll see if this thing can still be used after I die."

"...Can that work?"

Looking at the shape, it seems that it can't be used.

The drowned ghost sighed: "I didn't expect this thing to be so useless after death!"

Su Rong understood that this person probably developed this perverted voyeurism because of his own incompetence.

The drowned ghost looked at his trouser pocket for the last time, gave up and withdrew his hand, and remained motionless as if deflated.

Su Rong urged: "Big brother, are you coming out?"

The drowned ghost sighed: "I am so desperate that I am exhausted, you should pull me out."

You were obviously very energetic last second.Su Rong secretly slandered.

Coincidentally, the hand that the drowned ghost had just touched was right on Yu Qiubei's side.Yu Qiubei's face changed slightly, Su Rong deliberately picked up which pot, "President, you're wearing gloves, it's all right."

"……understood."

The truth is this is the case, but it is still a bit difficult to accept psychologically.The drowned ghost handed them his hand without any notice, and Yu Qiubei was stunned for half a minute before biting his bullet and took it.

With a little effort, they managed to drag the drowned man out of the latrine.Su Rong only felt that the weight in his hands was very light, but after he stood up completely, he realized that he was really short and thin. His face looked about 40 to [-] years old, but his figure was no different from that of a middle school student.

His appearance is inconspicuous, and his lower body suffers from hidden diseases. Apart from hiding under the latrine and peeping, he may have no interaction with women in his daily life.

Brain supplements are brain supplements, what should be asked should be asked clearly, in case the person is not a voyeur, but has another secret.Su Rong, a moral health worker, asked, "Are you really hiding here to spy on women going to the toilet?"

The drowning ghost just now didn't know that there were so many people crowded in the bathroom, and many of them were girls, so he leaned stiffly against the wooden door of the cubicle, staring at the floor, as if he wanted to go back into the latrine.

In front of so many girls, he grabbed the hem of his clothes awkwardly and whispered: "Yes, yes... This toilet is basically used by women who live nearby during the day, so I just..."

The girls present couldn't help showing contemptuous expressions.Su Rong couldn't help but want to educate him: "It's wrong for you to do this, do you know that?"

The drowned ghost hastily explained: "Stop talking, I already know I was wrong! Before I was stuck in the latrine and I was not completely dead, I have been reviewing myself to God, Bodhisattva and Chairman, reflecting on my mistakes, hoping They can hear my voice and send messengers to save me..."

Su Rong felt something was wrong when she heard this: "Didn't anyone find you unable to move in the latrine before you drowned? It shouldn't be."

Mentioning this drowned ghost made me feel even more lost. He lowered his head and said, "I asked for help from the women who came to the toilet, but no one answered me..."

When nothing happened, he kept indulging his twisted desires. He didn't realize his mistake until he was about to die, but no woman was willing to save him.Some may be due to disgust, and some may think that the next person will save them. In short, no one even called the police. This is probably karma.

Now that everyone is dead, further education is useless, Su Rong said with some sympathy: "Big brother, don't do this again in your next life."

"Of course, of course." The drowned ghost said gratefully, "Thank you, you are really good people!"

Yu Qiubei didn't express anything from the beginning to the end, no matter what the drowned ghost said, his expression didn't fluctuate in any way, until he heard the drowned ghost say that they are good people, he smiled softly, not in a happy mood, but with a hint of sarcasm mean smile.

"Do you still want to take a bath?" Yu Qiubei said, preventing him from thanking him endlessly.

"Wash! You have to wash!" The drowned ghost revived and raised his head excitedly, "Please let me take a good hot bath, and I will never forget you in my next life!"

Su Rong hurriedly shook her head: "No, you should forget about us."

It's not a good thing to be remembered by a ghost until the next life!

There is no bathroom in the supermarket, so they can only boil water for the big brother who has a lot of demands to take a bath.Su Rong and Yu Qiubei took off all kinds of protective equipment from head to toe, turned around and mobilized others to move out all the kettles in the supermarket, and heated him hot water in this way.

Some girls muttered, feeling very uncomfortable and unwilling to help this pervert.After Xuan Weiran heard it, she forced a kettle into her hand: "Don't think so much, we're just going back, go and boil the water!"

Everyone started working at the same time, and the humming sound of boiling water could be heard wherever there was a socket in the entire supermarket.Su Rong only felt that he had been attacked by [-] sound waves, and there happened to be earplugs on the shelf next to him, so he immediately took a box, quietly held it in his hands and began to unpack it.

While taking it apart, the sound of crunching plastic attracted Yu Qiubei's attention, and he was caught straight.Yu Qiubei said clearly in his eyes: Do you still need earplugs?

Su Rong's thick skin became more and more thick. Not only did he calmly put on the earplugs under Yu Qiubei's gaze, but he also took another pair out of the box and stuffed them into Yu Qiubei's ears.

His fingers touched Yu Qiubei's ears, but Yu Qiubei dodged him in disgust, and he was still chasing after the victory: "Come on, come on."

"Qiubei." Xuan Weiran said suddenly, "Three barrels of water have been boiled, shall we send them in first?"

"Okay, I'll move with the other boys." Yu Qiubei quickly took the opportunity to stay away from Su Rong, and asked Wang Fan and the others to carry water to the bathroom.Su Rong put her hands in her pockets and stood where she had nothing to do with herself.He has exhausted a lot of physical strength today, so if he does less physical work, does anyone dare to say anything?

Unexpectedly, there really is.

Yu Qiubei just walked out a few steps, as if remembering something, he turned his head and stared at Su Rong, not giving him any chance to be lazy: "Su Rong, what are you doing in a daze, follow up."

"I..." Su Rong wanted to refuse angrily, but Yu Qiubei didn't give him a chance to refuse, and strode away after saying that.Su Rong wanted to dawdle until they finished carrying the water before following them, but Xuan Weiran's eyes were burning beside him, looking at him as if he was looking at a rebellious sinner who dared to disobey Yu Qiubei's orders.

Xuan Weiran's eyes were too upright, he really didn't dare to disobey, and in the end he followed up disheveledly and continued to betray, no, he betrayed his physical strength.

The drowned ghost stayed in the bathroom and bathed by rinsing his body with hot water.The boys brought the bucket in, and he didn't shy away from it. He rubbed his body with a towel in front of them, and the whole bathroom smelled like boiled excrement.

Buckets of water were sent inside, but the drowned ghost always felt that it was not enough, clamoring for more water while washing, like a bottomless human-shaped pit that could absorb water.

In the end, they sent in another five buckets in one breath, and the drowned ghost finally twisted the towel, wiped his neck leisurely and said, "That's enough, you guys go out, I'm going to wash well."

Dare to feel that he was warming up before.

They closed the door of the bathroom and waited at the door, afraid that he would give any orders.After a long while, they were wondering why there had been no movement, when the drowned ghost suddenly shouted comfortably from inside the door: "Wash, bath, really, good, cool, ah!"

His voice changed from his previous timidity and weakness, and he was full of breath and deafening when he heard it through a door.

"Thank you guys, I'm off to—"

They hurriedly opened the door, and the bathroom was empty, except for five empty buckets and a few dirty towels.

Wang Fan said in a daze, "...he is rushing to reincarnate?"

After tossing and tossing all night, Su Rong yawned from sleepiness, and said in a casual tone, "Yes, I hope he will have a good pregnancy in his next life."

"Are we going to find out if the fog in the school has disappeared?" You Miao asked.

Yu Qiubei looked at the group of people who were yawned by Su Rong's infection, and said that he would look for it in the daytime, and it was already late today, so let's go back to sleep first.

The author has something to say: this level can be locked, it should not affect reading after changing it.