[Interstellar] King of Food

Spoiler: Changing Cats

Li Haoxuan knew that he was a person, not a cat, but something weird happened. When he woke up, he changed from a handsome little guy into a kitten of unknown breed.After the brief shock passed, Li Haoxuan had no choice but to accept this helpless fact.

Sensing that the surroundings were quiet, he slowly stretched out his front legs and yawned big. As if he had infected the cat's habit, he bowed up and yawned earnestly, and started his inspection: "Meow ~Where is this place meow?"

He didn't know where he was wandering, and when he raised his head, Li Haoxuan was frightened by the kitten in front of him and let out a "meow~~~".

He moved his right paw, and the cat in front of him moved its right paw; he fiddled with his beard with his front paw, and the cat flicked its beard too.Li Haoxuan patted it with his paw in a disinterested manner, and sure enough, what was transmitted to the paw was a cold touch.What, it turned out that what I saw was not the same kind, but a mirror mounted on the wall.

He shook his head and wanted to leave, but the whole cat froze in place again, like a machine that hadn't been oiled for a long time, crunching and turning his head away, staring seriously at the snow-white fur with a pair of sky blue eyes in the mirror The beautiful kitten, the heart is almost drunk, I can't wait to hug the furry self and kiss it: How can it be so hot and cute? !I really can't bear the plush!

Li Haoxuan sticks out his pink tongue, and scratches the area below his belly with his little furry paws. This obscene movement is done by this blue-eyed cat like a little snowball, which will only make people feel so cute that it will explode.

"Ah, so you are looking in the mirror here. Xueqiu, come here quickly, we are going to have lunch!" The young man with a smile on his lips bent down and hugged the kitten in his arms, walked to the dining room, and took it Put it on the table, and the hot meal has already been set on the table.The young man squatted down and looked directly at the cat: "From now on, we will be a family, Snowball!"

The young man is of course Li Jiushu who has been enthroned as the emperor of the empire. He found a dirty cat when he went out to investigate the people's sentiments. His heart was inexplicably moved. He ignored the dissuasion of others and brought the kitten to himself on this planet for a while. of foothold.After Li Rui heard about this incident, she still laughed at him, making fun of him as a cruel and cruel guy, and it was rare for him to show kindness.

Hearing this, Li Jiushu was going to frown and reprimand, but thinking of the increasingly rigid relationship with this younger sister in the past few years, he finally shook his head and let this go.

'What the hell is Snowball? Li Haoxuan originally wanted to turn around and ignore this person, but when he saw that he cooked such a wonderful meal for himself, he could only condescend, raised his little furry paw pad and patted his smooth and handsome face: " This is the meow that His Majesty Cat rewarded you~ stupid human~~"

Li Jiushu smiled and kissed the little paw that it hadn't had time to withdraw.

"Meow~" Li Haoxuan slowly inspected the offerings for him, and found that one of the stewed prawns was well done, so he used his small claws to pull the plate towards him.

"Hey, you can't eat this!" Li Jiushu quickly lifted the dish high and said calmly: "You are still too young to eat food that is too strong, as it will damage your internal organs. A plate of cat food over there is your lunch."

Li Haoxuan gave a cute "meow~", as if agreeing with Li Jiushu's words.Li Jiushu nodded in satisfaction, and put the dish in his hand back on the table.At the moment when he was bending over, Li Haoxuan stood up suddenly, supported his body with his two hind legs, his little furry claws bowed left and right, of course, he had already retracted the sharp parts very carefully, so the beating became even more intense. There is no psychological burden!

"Hey" Li Jiushu was slapped several times by him, dumbfounded, and had to raise his arms to cover his face. Taking advantage of Li Haoxuan's rest when he was tired from the beating, he directly grabbed the flesh under his two front legs with his tiger's mouth, Lift him up.

"Let go of me, it's uncomfortable! Stupid human being!!" Li Haoxuan easily adapted to his new identity, meowing angrily: "Stupid human being, you actually ignore the dignity of His Majesty the cat, you will be punished. The cruelest punishment, His Majesty the Cat will never let you touch soft meat balls again!"

"Okay, okay." Sensing the unfriendly aura emanating from the kitten, Li Jiushu quickly put it down, rubbed his nose and discussed, "Snowball, try the cat food first. If it doesn't taste good, can you eat the rice I cooked?"

Li Haoxuan raised his neck proudly and gave a "meow~~" to express his affirmation.

"... Then... Reconciliation?" Li Jiushu stretched out his hand to the cat.

Li Haoxuan took a breath from his nose, patted that hand with his little furry paw in disdain, and then jumped onto the table.

He took a bite of the cat food, his eyes widened in surprise: "It's crunchy, fishy, ​​and it tastes good!" '

Li Jiushu saw that the cat had finally calmed down and was eating cat food, and then sat down on the seat with a smile and began to enjoy this sumptuous lunch.

After eating, Li Haoxuan huddled on the table, recklessly planning to sleep for a while.Li Jiushu quickly picked it up and took it to the bedroom, pointing to a small pink nest in the corner and said, "Snowball, this is where you sleep."

Li Haoxuan glanced at the cat nest in disgust, broke away from Li Jiushu's grasp, took a few steps back, jumped onto the bed with a whoosh, inspected his own domain like an emperor inspecting the territory, and then lay down on the pillow to be quiet down.

"Okay, since you like to sleep on the bed, so be it." Li Jiushu compromised.He found that since he brought this cat back, he had inadvertently given in many times since he had never tasted compromise.

He took off his austere suit and put on loose pajamas.During this period, Li Haoxuan kept covering his face with his small paws, but then sneaked a look through the gap: "Wow, he looks thinner when dressed, and fleshy when undressed, his figure is really good~"

Realizing that someone was watching him all the time, Li Jiushu turned his head abruptly, just in time to meet the blue eye looking at him from the gap between its paws.After changing into pajamas, Li Jiushu threw himself on the bed, the shock made the snowball roll off the pillow and landed next to Li Jiushu's arm.

Li Jiushu hugged this not-so-worrying little stinky cat, curled his fingers and scratched its pink and tender nose: "You are such a perverted cat, you actually peeked at me changing clothes~"

Li Haoxuan looked at the moving fingers in front of him. The nature of a cat made him bite Li Jiushu's index finger. After realizing that he had made this movement naturally, Li Haoxuan's body stiffened for a moment. With a smile on his face, he gradually relaxed his body, stretched out his pink tongue and licked that finger, the taste was not bad, there was a fragrance of bath milk.

Li Jiushu touched the fluffy little ball, and started to stroke the cat. It seems that someone said that the body of a cat is like water. The body of the cat on the bed changes with Li Jiushu's movements: sometimes it is The normal appearance is sometimes rolled into a long strip, which is very interesting.

Li Haoxuan unconsciously made a "purr purr" sound, contentedly put his little paw under his belly, and the whole cat spread out into a small cat cake.

Li Jiushu was slightly stunned, and smiled: If someone said that he would fall in love with something before this day, he would definitely think that person was a lunatic, but now, seeing this cute kitten, he actually wants to make it It kneads into its own flesh and blood, and never separates.

In a few days, the original clean and tidy apartment changed its appearance, cat litter, cat food, cat climbing frame, electric mouse, cat teasing stick, automatic feeding machine, cat nail clippers... all kinds of things related to cats are full of things In every room, people can't help but suspect that they have gone to the wrong place and came to a pet supply store.

Li Haoxuan looked at the sleeping handsome face bathed in the sun, his heart moved slightly, and he came up with a bad idea: he took a few steps back, ran at a faster speed, and then landed heavily on the man's chest.

Li Jiushu woke up with a groan, and hugged the little ancestor on his chest: "Snowball, I don't think I died in the process of fighting the Federation, but was crushed to death by you."

Li Haoxuan was thoughtful: Occasionally, when someone called this guy, this guy would not avoid him, so Li Haoxuan easily learned the identity of the person in front of him, and also understood that now is the tense moment between the Federation and the Empire.

The cat raised its paws, and yelled heavily at the face of the person in front of it: "Meow~~Meow~~Aw~~~~~~"

[Stupid human being, since you know that the situation is not optimistic, why are you still sleeping here? ! 】

Of course, Li Jiushu didn't know that this little guy was criticizing him. He put the little snowball on his belly, and squinted his eyes lazily and looked out the window. People who are used to him seem to have seen it somewhere.

"Well, in fact, I know that war is a terrible thing, and more and more people will die, but what does it have to do with me?" The smiling first ruler of the empire, who was always enjoying life, Once I took off the mask in front of the cat, revealing the ruthless side hidden deep in my heart, "If you want me to say, break and build, this country made me lose my father and mother, which just shows that there must be something in this country. It’s broken, and since that’s the case, instead of protecting it, it’s better to speed up its destruction.”

Li Haoxuan looked at the owner who suddenly became unfamiliar, and the whole cat became stiff.

Speaking of excitement, Li Jiushu suddenly sat up from the bed.Li Haoxuan was unprepared for a moment, and fell from his belly, his eyes turned into mosquito-repellent coils circling around.

Li Jiushu let out a deep laugh, returned to normal, lay down lazily, and placed the snowball on his belly again. Accompanied by that warm touch, his breathing gradually became regular, like a deep sleep. caught.

Li Haoxuan licked his cheek, and after confirming that he was indeed asleep, he jumped off the bed, walked lightly to the living room, jumped onto the soft sofa, and couldn't maintain that calm expression: "Damn! Suddenly I found out that the owner is a snake spirit, what should I do meow~ what should I do?!"

The handsome man who followed the kitten out of the room crossed his chest and looked at the kitten bouncing around on the sofa without a trace of safety, with a slight smile on his lips.

Li Haoxuan, who had already forgotten what he was thinking just now, stared at the wagging tail, subconsciously held his breath, and rushed towards it!Ah, no catch!Frustrated, he scratched the sofa under him with his paws, made a caracal sound, then held his breath again, and jumped over again!Still haven't caught it! !His fighting spirit was completely aroused, the whole cat was full of fighting spirit and stared fiercely at the moving tail, I scratched, I scratched again, I don't believe I can't catch it! ! !