[Interstellar] King of Food
Chapter 96
Extra: Cub Questionnaire
Jie was picked up by his uncle, Chu Zhao signed up to join the army, and could not come back for a few years, Mu Mu was recently researching a special-tasting ingredient on a newly discovered planet...
Li Haoxuan thought about it with his fingers, and found that all his friends who had a good relationship with him were all busy. Li Haoxuan, who was bored at home and was about to grow mushrooms, made a major decision—he wanted to go to the hospital for a match with Li Jiushu, and collect germ cells When the time is right, the two will be able to harvest the crystallization of their love - a little princess who combines all the advantages of the two!
Li Jiushu, who didn't want the yelling brat to come between the two of them and occupy the time they were alone with, was so dark that ink dripped from his face after hearing this decision, but the emperor, queen, and Li Rui both wanted one. Little boy play, ah no, take care.
The robot doctor looked at the couple with diametrically opposite expressions, and mechanically asked, "Do you really want to have your own and your partner's children from the bottom of your heart?"
Li Haoxuan nodded sharply: "Yes, yes, I want a cute little princess!"
The robot glanced at him with godless eyes: "No, you can't decide the sex of the child in advance, which is unfair to them. Every little life is free and should not be controlled by others."
Li Haoxuan nodded violently, he had already fallen into the state of a stupid father in advance, and he acted like "That's right, that's right, everything you say is right!"
Because gay people want to have their own children, the process in the middle is very cumbersome.The robot asked Li Jiushu the same question again: "Are you sure this is a choice from the heart?"
Li Jiushu's face was dark and he didn't speak, Li Haoxuan shook his sleeve violently, biting his ear and didn't know what he said in his ear, Li Jiushu's expression softened: "Yes, I am from the heart."
The robot looked at Li Jiushu suspiciously. Even though he couldn't think like a human, the man in front of him looked reluctant no matter how he looked.
Having received the above notice a long time ago, the dean, who knew that this time it was just a process, jumped over the robot and handed them the two questionnaires in his hand: "You just need to fill out the questionnaires, and we will also follow the I hope you don’t care about anything that offends you.”
Li Haoxuan was a little surprised: "Do you still have to fill out the questionnaire now that you have a baby?"
The robot still replied with a mechanical voice: "It must be done. If you give birth to a child without passing the questionnaire, it is a very irresponsible practice for both the child and the adult."
The expression on the face of the simulated robot is very serious: "It's not 'I want to, so I want to have a child.' 'I have a wish that can't be fulfilled in this life, so I want to have a child and let him fulfill my long-cherished wish for me' 'I love that person , so we will give birth to the crystallization of our love''I have done nothing in this life, so I will spur my children well, let him get all kinds of honors that I can't get, and let me have face in front of other people.' These words are It is not correct. It is very easy to have a child, but it is very difficult to raise a child. No one has the right to randomly decide the future and life of another person. Only when you fully understand the reality and make up your mind to participate in another Only when a life grows and you have the ability to be responsible for the child's life, are you qualified to have your own child, otherwise it is a crime."
"Well said!" Li Haoxuan applauded.
The robot glanced at him, and then continued: "Please start answering the questions. There are four options for each of the first 50 questions. Use your finger to swipe on the matching options. The last 50 questions are true or false questions. Swipe your finger on the option that matches."
Li Haoxuan looked at the questionnaire in his hand seriously: "001 The reason why you want this child may have the following four options, please choose the most suitable one:
A simply pass on the family line, don't let the bloodline be broken in your own generation
B's parents, other relatives, and friends urged: "XXX's children will be soy sauce, why don't you want a child?" ''You are so old, how will others think of you if you don't want children? '
C’s unreached goals and continuation of unrealized wishes: “I want to earn 100 billion, but I may not be able to achieve it in this life. I need a little boy, and I will strictly demand him (her) and urge him (her) ) to realize my unfulfilled wish, so that there will be no regrets in this life. '
DOther reasons”
"I don't pay attention to blood. In fact, my grandfather said that the blood of the Li family will be cut off with me, and he didn't urge me to have a child. As for the third option, my God, if I do things that I can't do If I push it to my own child, then who am I? I would feel very ashamed just to talk about this kind of thing.” Li Haoxuan covered his face and said, “So the final answer is of course D, I want this child, of course It is because I look forward to a little life coming to me on the journey of life. I will take him (her) to see the beautiful scenery in the world and let him (her) choose who he wants to be. Well, whether it’s an ordinary person, he (she) needs to make his own decision.”
Then comes the next question: "002 What is the approximate range of your monthly income?
A0—1000 star coins
B1000——10000 star coins
C10000——100000 star coins
D10 star coins and above”
After thinking about his current income, Li Haoxuan ticked the last option coolly.
........................
"075 Can you guarantee that you will neither spoil your child, nor let him take everything you give for granted, nor neglect your child, or vent the irritability caused by the problems in life to him (her) on the body? A is B no"
"I definitely don't know the latter, not necessarily the former. After all, I like whoever I want to spoil her (him) to the sky. It's best not to experience pain for the rest of my life, and just do what I like every day. , how do I choose now..."
........................
I don't know how long it took, but Li Haoxuan finally solved the last question: "100 You can guarantee that in every day you get along, you will have more positive attitudes towards life than negative ones, and more praises for your children than negative ones. Accusation? A yes B no".
Li Haoxuan carefully thought about the possible future situations. Although he had never considered adding a kid into his life before, since he has made plans to have this kid, no matter what happens in the future, no matter what You have to be happy, you can't cry all day long, right?Thinking of this, Li Haoxuan felt a chill, quickly swiped the "A" and handed the questionnaire to the robot.
The face of the robot became serious again: "Can you guarantee that in the process of answering the questions, the final answer to each question is your inner thoughts?"
Li Haoxuan nodded without hesitation: "Of course, I have thought about each question for a long time before choosing it, and there is absolutely no perfunctory."
"Then congratulations, after ten months, you will see the child that belongs to you and your partner." The robot smiled happily.
"Wow?! It turned out to be so easy to pass?! Then how many points do I get? Could it be that I have a perfect score? It seems that I can indeed become a qualified baby raiser!" Li Haoxuan exclaimed excitedly.
"No," the robot laughed, "There are a total of 60 questions on the questionnaire, and only those with a score of 61 or above are considered qualified. Your score is actually dangerous, and your final score is [-]."
"Is that so?" Li Haoxuan said dejectedly, and asked again: "Then what is the final score of the man next to me?"
The robot returned to its expressionless state: "His score is 100 points."
"How could this be?" Li Haoxuan yelled and jumped on Li Jiushu, asking him why he got full marks.
"You are already great. After all, you are the only person I have met who didn't choose the standard answers on the Internet, but carefully completed every question in the answer sheet, and didn't think this answer sheet was ridiculous." Looking at his disappearing back, the robot smiled and said.
Jie was picked up by his uncle, Chu Zhao signed up to join the army, and could not come back for a few years, Mu Mu was recently researching a special-tasting ingredient on a newly discovered planet...
Li Haoxuan thought about it with his fingers, and found that all his friends who had a good relationship with him were all busy. Li Haoxuan, who was bored at home and was about to grow mushrooms, made a major decision—he wanted to go to the hospital for a match with Li Jiushu, and collect germ cells When the time is right, the two will be able to harvest the crystallization of their love - a little princess who combines all the advantages of the two!
Li Jiushu, who didn't want the yelling brat to come between the two of them and occupy the time they were alone with, was so dark that ink dripped from his face after hearing this decision, but the emperor, queen, and Li Rui both wanted one. Little boy play, ah no, take care.
The robot doctor looked at the couple with diametrically opposite expressions, and mechanically asked, "Do you really want to have your own and your partner's children from the bottom of your heart?"
Li Haoxuan nodded sharply: "Yes, yes, I want a cute little princess!"
The robot glanced at him with godless eyes: "No, you can't decide the sex of the child in advance, which is unfair to them. Every little life is free and should not be controlled by others."
Li Haoxuan nodded violently, he had already fallen into the state of a stupid father in advance, and he acted like "That's right, that's right, everything you say is right!"
Because gay people want to have their own children, the process in the middle is very cumbersome.The robot asked Li Jiushu the same question again: "Are you sure this is a choice from the heart?"
Li Jiushu's face was dark and he didn't speak, Li Haoxuan shook his sleeve violently, biting his ear and didn't know what he said in his ear, Li Jiushu's expression softened: "Yes, I am from the heart."
The robot looked at Li Jiushu suspiciously. Even though he couldn't think like a human, the man in front of him looked reluctant no matter how he looked.
Having received the above notice a long time ago, the dean, who knew that this time it was just a process, jumped over the robot and handed them the two questionnaires in his hand: "You just need to fill out the questionnaires, and we will also follow the I hope you don’t care about anything that offends you.”
Li Haoxuan was a little surprised: "Do you still have to fill out the questionnaire now that you have a baby?"
The robot still replied with a mechanical voice: "It must be done. If you give birth to a child without passing the questionnaire, it is a very irresponsible practice for both the child and the adult."
The expression on the face of the simulated robot is very serious: "It's not 'I want to, so I want to have a child.' 'I have a wish that can't be fulfilled in this life, so I want to have a child and let him fulfill my long-cherished wish for me' 'I love that person , so we will give birth to the crystallization of our love''I have done nothing in this life, so I will spur my children well, let him get all kinds of honors that I can't get, and let me have face in front of other people.' These words are It is not correct. It is very easy to have a child, but it is very difficult to raise a child. No one has the right to randomly decide the future and life of another person. Only when you fully understand the reality and make up your mind to participate in another Only when a life grows and you have the ability to be responsible for the child's life, are you qualified to have your own child, otherwise it is a crime."
"Well said!" Li Haoxuan applauded.
The robot glanced at him, and then continued: "Please start answering the questions. There are four options for each of the first 50 questions. Use your finger to swipe on the matching options. The last 50 questions are true or false questions. Swipe your finger on the option that matches."
Li Haoxuan looked at the questionnaire in his hand seriously: "001 The reason why you want this child may have the following four options, please choose the most suitable one:
A simply pass on the family line, don't let the bloodline be broken in your own generation
B's parents, other relatives, and friends urged: "XXX's children will be soy sauce, why don't you want a child?" ''You are so old, how will others think of you if you don't want children? '
C’s unreached goals and continuation of unrealized wishes: “I want to earn 100 billion, but I may not be able to achieve it in this life. I need a little boy, and I will strictly demand him (her) and urge him (her) ) to realize my unfulfilled wish, so that there will be no regrets in this life. '
DOther reasons”
"I don't pay attention to blood. In fact, my grandfather said that the blood of the Li family will be cut off with me, and he didn't urge me to have a child. As for the third option, my God, if I do things that I can't do If I push it to my own child, then who am I? I would feel very ashamed just to talk about this kind of thing.” Li Haoxuan covered his face and said, “So the final answer is of course D, I want this child, of course It is because I look forward to a little life coming to me on the journey of life. I will take him (her) to see the beautiful scenery in the world and let him (her) choose who he wants to be. Well, whether it’s an ordinary person, he (she) needs to make his own decision.”
Then comes the next question: "002 What is the approximate range of your monthly income?
A0—1000 star coins
B1000——10000 star coins
C10000——100000 star coins
D10 star coins and above”
After thinking about his current income, Li Haoxuan ticked the last option coolly.
........................
"075 Can you guarantee that you will neither spoil your child, nor let him take everything you give for granted, nor neglect your child, or vent the irritability caused by the problems in life to him (her) on the body? A is B no"
"I definitely don't know the latter, not necessarily the former. After all, I like whoever I want to spoil her (him) to the sky. It's best not to experience pain for the rest of my life, and just do what I like every day. , how do I choose now..."
........................
I don't know how long it took, but Li Haoxuan finally solved the last question: "100 You can guarantee that in every day you get along, you will have more positive attitudes towards life than negative ones, and more praises for your children than negative ones. Accusation? A yes B no".
Li Haoxuan carefully thought about the possible future situations. Although he had never considered adding a kid into his life before, since he has made plans to have this kid, no matter what happens in the future, no matter what You have to be happy, you can't cry all day long, right?Thinking of this, Li Haoxuan felt a chill, quickly swiped the "A" and handed the questionnaire to the robot.
The face of the robot became serious again: "Can you guarantee that in the process of answering the questions, the final answer to each question is your inner thoughts?"
Li Haoxuan nodded without hesitation: "Of course, I have thought about each question for a long time before choosing it, and there is absolutely no perfunctory."
"Then congratulations, after ten months, you will see the child that belongs to you and your partner." The robot smiled happily.
"Wow?! It turned out to be so easy to pass?! Then how many points do I get? Could it be that I have a perfect score? It seems that I can indeed become a qualified baby raiser!" Li Haoxuan exclaimed excitedly.
"No," the robot laughed, "There are a total of 60 questions on the questionnaire, and only those with a score of 61 or above are considered qualified. Your score is actually dangerous, and your final score is [-]."
"Is that so?" Li Haoxuan said dejectedly, and asked again: "Then what is the final score of the man next to me?"
The robot returned to its expressionless state: "His score is 100 points."
"How could this be?" Li Haoxuan yelled and jumped on Li Jiushu, asking him why he got full marks.
"You are already great. After all, you are the only person I have met who didn't choose the standard answers on the Internet, but carefully completed every question in the answer sheet, and didn't think this answer sheet was ridiculous." Looking at his disappearing back, the robot smiled and said.
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